My older sister is a voice actor and my younger sister is a pornographic cartoonist!

Xiaoyun wiped her sweat and said, "What are you thinking about? Why would I hide your brother's panties for no reason?"

"Then why is my brother's panties here?"

"How would I know? Maybe you're seeing things? These could also be my mother's leggings. Maybe the pattern just happens to be similar?"

"Look at these pants and this shirt. This is what my brother wore this morning."

"Uh...wait a minute, are you saying these clothes and panties belong to your brother?"

"Yeah, how come brother's clothes are here?" Xiaoli thought hard as if she had gathered all her strength, but the intelligence-lowering buff of the preserved egg halo was too strong, and she couldn't think of the correct answer after thinking for a long time.

Qiu Yun's face became paler and paler, and she couldn't help but glance towards the bathroom.

You see, the reason there were these women's underwear on the bed was because her mother was taking a shower in the bathroom.

So why are Su Luo's clothes also on the bed?

Speaking of which, Qiu Yun had felt strange before. The blurry figure of her mother in the bathroom always seemed a little too broad and not as slim as usual.

Now she finally understood, the reason why that silhouette was so wide was because...

She is dreaming!

Yes, that’s right, this must be a dream. Only dreams can explain it. After all, there are all kinds of things in dreams!

However, just when Qiu Yun was about to fall asleep, Xiao Li's next words brought her back to reality.

Xiaoli sniffed the bed sheets a few times, then her eyes lit up and she said, "Xiaoyun, did your family eat preserved eggs last night? Why do I feel like there's a smell of preserved eggs on your bed?"

"Where does that smell of preserved eggs come from? We didn't eat preserved eggs last night. Did you smell it wrongly?"

"Emmmm, it seems like I smelled something wrong. If I sniff it a few more times, I feel like there's also a fishy smell."

"The taste of fish? We didn't eat fish last night."

"Or should I say it's the taste of fish and preserved eggs?"

"Fish + preserved eggs?" Xiaoyun was getting more and more stunned the more she listened. What could the taste of fish and preserved eggs be?

The main flavor of preserved eggs is...

The taste of fresh fish is...

So the combination of the two is...

Damn, Xiaoli, is your nose really that sharp?

Xiaoyun: “…”

Xiaoyun quickly put her beautiful nose to the bed sheet and sniffed it a few times.

As a result, the residual smell on the bed sheet almost made Xiaoyun faint.

Chapter 188 This must be fish preserved eggs!

With Xiaoli's hint, Qiuyun found the smell of fish and preserved eggs on the bed sheets, which made Qiuyun's face turn pale instantly.

Considering the underwear on the bed and the fact that the mother has been hiding in the bathroom and not coming out, even a fool should understand the hidden message, right?

As for why Xiaoli still doesn’t understand, it’s of course because our Xiaoli is not a fool~.

All in all, that damn Su Luo is really amazing, he can even seduce married women!

But what was even more amazing was her mother. Not only did she hide in the bathroom and refused to come out, she was also screaming?

Do you have any shame?

Speaking of which, Qiu Yun found that the screams in the bathroom seemed to have disappeared. Perhaps the shameless pair of cats were frightened, right?

The thieving cats were indeed panicked. They didn't expect that the thing they least wanted to see would eventually happen.

Once Su Luo's clothes scattered on the bed were discovered, Xiaoli's sensitive radar for catching cheating would definitely be able to tell that they were his clothes.

But Xiaoli alone couldn't figure out that he was hiding in the bathroom, so at this time Qiuyun made up for her best friend's weakness of low IQ.

This pair of adultery-catching detectives is good at finding clues and organizing clues respectively. No thieving cat can escape their sharp eyes.

The wife couldn't help but get a little nervous. She quickly whispered to Su Luo, "Husband, what should we do now? It seems we've been discovered."

But in this situation, even Su Luo could only put on a bitter face: "What else can I do? I just hope Xiaoyun can keep it a secret, at least don't let Xiaoli know..."

Wife: "Uh, with all these clues, your sister still doesn't know what's going on?"

Su Luo: "It's okay, I have confidence in my sister."

The wife sweatdropped: "...you must never take care of children in the future. I'm worried that you will lose confidence in the child."

Su Luo: "I'm too lazy to take care of the child, and I won't get pregnant with my own child no matter what."

Wife: "Forget it, forget it. Now that things have come to this, there's no point in dwelling on it. Let's just think about what to name our future child."

Su Luo: "Anyway, the last name is Su."

The wife rolled her eyes at him: "Can you stop talking nonsense? I wouldn't be happy if your last name wasn't Su."

Su Luo: "Well, how about calling her Sophie? It's stretchy and fits well~."

Wife: “Say it again.”

Su Luo: "Ahem, I mean Su...Miao?"

Wife: "Don't rush to decide. Think of a few more first and then think about it later."

Su Luo: "That's fine."

So, the thieving cat duo didn't know where they got the calmness from, but they actually hid in the bathroom and named their future child.

If Qiu Yun knew this, I wonder if she would be furious.

I don’t know whether Qiu Yun was angry or not, but Xiao Li was definitely pissed off.

Does this guy really think she is that stupid?

The evidence is so obvious, but she still doesn't know what her brother is doing here?

She was so angry that she wanted to go back and tell her sister about this!

If you ask what the smell of fish and preserved eggs reminds people of, what else could it be? Xiaoli would definitely think of it instantly. This smell must be...

The latest fish preserved eggs!

She had heard of fish tofu before, so there was nothing wrong with having fish preserved eggs.

This old man really made her angry. He didn't give her the preserved fish eggs first, but gave them to Xiaoyun instead. What's the meaning of that?

Don’t think Xiaoli doesn’t know that Xiaoyun doesn’t usually eat preserved eggs. She wouldn’t even have time to understand the smell of preserved eggs when she sees them, so Xiaoyun’s family usually doesn’t buy preserved eggs.

Since Xiaoyun's family doesn't buy preserved eggs, the reason for the smell of these preserved eggs can only be that they were brought by the older brother who often buys preserved eggs.

Brother, this is too much. He has the latest model of preserved eggs, but instead of giving them to her, he gives them to people who don’t eat preserved eggs. Isn’t this a waste of food?

Xiaoli's face turned dark for a moment. She was very angry and couldn't be coaxed!

When Xiaoyun saw her best friend's face turn so ugly, she thought for a moment that her beloved brother had been exposed for cheating. If this matter was exposed, then the friendship between them would really become a fake sisterhood.

After all, her best friend’s mother had an affair with her own brother, so how could Xiaoli be friends with her best friend?

Therefore, Xiaoyun’s top priority is to find a way to stabilize Xiaoli’s mentality.

"Xiao Li, I'm sorry..." Xiao Yun apologized anxiously.

"Xiao Yun, don't worry, I won't blame you. This is all my brother's fault!"

"But this matter is related to my mother after all, and I don't know what to do..."

"Xiao Yun, as the saying goes, every wrong has its perpetrator. Am I the kind of person who would misunderstand others casually?"

"That...that's good. Thank you, Xiaoli."

"Why thank me? But you have to tell me what it tastes like to eat it secretly."

"Ah? What does eating secretly taste like?" Xiaoyun was stunned. Why did Xiaoli ask such a bold question?

After all, she had never cheated on Su Luo. At most, she had given him her first kiss. How could she know what it felt like to cheat?

If you want to know what it tastes like, you should go ask her mother now.

Xiaoyun blushed and quickly replied, "I've never eaten it, so how would I know what it tastes like?"

Xiao Li was unhappy: "You've eaten it all, and you still don't want to tell me what it tastes like?"

"I really didn't eat it. You have to believe me, Xiaoli."

"How is that possible? You are lying!"

"I'm not lying to you, I really haven't eaten Su Luo..."

"Impossible! Fish preserved eggs sound delicious. How could you not eat them?"

"Huh? What fish preserved eggs?" Xiaoyun was stunned.

"Wait, who did you say you wanted to eat?" Xiaoli was also stunned.

At this moment, Xiaoyun only took a second to figure it out. She and Xiaoli were not talking about the same "eat" at all!

That means, this silly Xiaoli didn't realize that her mother was cheating on Su Luo?

This is very possible, after all, it’s Xiaoli!

On the other hand, Xiaoli only took a second to figure it out after hearing that Xiaoyun wanted to eat Su Luo.

This bestie actually wants to eat her brother!!!

Humph! Don't think you can divert my attention by using "old man"! You must have eaten fish preserved eggs!

"Ahem, okay, okay, I admit that I did eat those fish preserved eggs last night." Xiaoyun coughed twice and cleverly changed the subject.

"Sure enough! I told you you ate fish-preserved eggs, but you can't fool my eyes. Why don't you tell me what fish-preserved eggs taste like so I can understand them too."

"Well..." Xiaoyun said she had never eaten it before, so who knows what it tastes like? Anyway, she decided to fool Xiaoli for now. "Actually, it's pretty much the same as ordinary preserved eggs, but with a bit more fish flavor."

"So that means it's preserved eggs with seafood flavor?" Xiaoli's eyes lit up.

Both preserved eggs and seafood are her favorites, and fish preserved eggs actually include both. It is simply a magical thing in the world!

"Well, that's about right. Just let Su Luo do it when you go back. He will do it." Xiaoyun looked up at the sky guiltily.

I wondered how this silly girl could have mistaken the taste of fish for the taste of seafood?

As expected, women only listen to what they want to hear, and she believed this.

In short, these are all trivial matters. As long as Xiaoli doesn't know about the good things her mother has done, then it can be regarded as upholding their sisterhood, right?

As for what to do with the fish preserved eggs, let Su Luo worry about it. It was his own fault for doing such an excessive thing, so this punishment was too light for him!

[PS: It’s so cold, I can’t even lift my butt up…

Chapter 189 Xiaoyun is so green! (Part 1)

After guessing the relationship between Su Luo and her mother, Qiu Yun's mood became extremely complicated.

Logically speaking, if another girl encountered this kind of thing, she would probably lose her mind, pick up a kitchen knife, rush into the bathroom and kill everyone, right?

But in fact, Qiu Yun did not have any murderous intention in her heart, and she could not even hate the two thieving cats.

After all, on the one hand, she and Su Luo had not officially started dating, and on the other hand, she could not blame her mother for raising her with great effort.

The status of these two people in Qiu Yun's mind is very high, and she doesn't want to lose either of them.

So Qiu Yun knew very well that she couldn't get angry. Once she got angry, she might lose one of the two people.

She has finally found her mother and has her first love. Her happy life is just beginning and she is reluctant to lose it.

But even though I'm reluctant, what else can I do if I don't want to get angry?

Having encountered such a frustrating thing, is she going to keep it in her heart for the rest of her life?

Her boyfriend-to-be hadn't even had time to remove the word "to-be" from his name when he already fell in love with her mother and even had sex with her mother. Isn't this too ridiculous?

Su Luo clearly said that now is not the time to fall in love, but in the blink of an eye, he slept with her mother. Isn't the plot changing too fast?

Didn’t you say you don’t feel like talking about love right now?

So what does it mean that you slept with my mom?

Or, is it that your claim of not having the heart to fall in love is because your mind is completely focused on having children?

Fuck your sister!