My older sister is a voice actor and my younger sister is a pornographic cartoonist!

Well, it’s better to be a little chaotic, so that the harem can fish in troubled waters~

So, the sister who sat at the table opposite her brother discovered something infuriating. She had just sat down and was about to stretch out her snow-white, attractive legs without stockings to rub her brother's ankles when she realized that there was already a mess under the table.

I don’t know how many feet were resting on my brother’s feet. Every foot was vying for a good position on his thigh, and then rubbing it comfortably.

This resulted in my sister's foot having no place to rub, and she ended up rubbing against someone else's thigh.

Who can tolerate this situation?

As the real owner of this family (the house was bought by her sister), not only can she not sit in the owner's seat, but someone even dares to snatch her brother's thigh?

This is simply outrageous. The mistresses nowadays are too presumptuous. How dare they blatantly steal her man?

I want to see who has such courage!

So the sister suddenly lowered her head under the dining table, wanting to know how many feet were wrapped around her brother's thighs.

But when the sister looked over, she was dumbfounded, because the area under the dining table was not as complicated as she had imagined, and there was not even a sneaky white leg on her brother's thigh. It seemed like all the times she kicked other people's thighs before were hallucinations.

This is too fucking amazing. She looked down so suddenly. Could it be that all the mistresses could react and pull their thighs back?

If so many legs move quickly together, won't they collide with each other or hit the table?

I really have to admit that the three little girls always have such amazing tacit understanding.

In desperation, the sister who hadn't even caught a mistress could only move her eyes from under the table.

But just as she had just moved her eyes away from under the table and was about to put her beautiful legs on her brother's legs, the scene that made the sister's face turn black appeared again.

My sister clearly rushed to cross her legs at the first moment, but the moment she raised her legs, she found that the table and the floor had become a complicated mess of old tree roots.

Countless legs crossed and entangled with each other, and then placed on different positions of Xiao Su Luo's legs, making it impossible for the sister to distinguish which thigh was extending from which specific direction.

The sister was angry again and quickly looked under the table, but to her surprise, she found that there was nothing under the table, and her brother's thigh was still unoccupied.

But why did the situation under the table become complicated again when her eyes left it again?

Aren’t today’s mistresses really that capable of cheating?

Or did she meet the legendary cat?

That Schrödinger's cat.

When something is not observed, it is in both the state of existence and non-existence at the same time.

So when my sister didn't observe the scene under the table, there were two states under the table: complicated or nothing?

Only when the sister looks down can she be sure whether her brother has been cheated on by the mistress.

Who are you kidding? This is nonsense!

Chapter 221 Please save Xiaoli, she is so pitiful!

In the restaurant, everyone is celebrating Xiaoli's birthday, and now it's time to give gifts.

Since everyone came to celebrate Xiaoli's birthday, everyone prepared some small gifts for her.

Xiaoyun gave Xiaoli a plush doll, which she picked out randomly.

Fortunately, a silly girl like Xiaoli loves cute furry dolls the most, so she happily accepted it.

Yu Wanlin was indeed a rich woman. She actually gave Xiaoli an exquisite necklace, which made Xiaoli very happy.

But the elder sister went too far. When everyone asked her what gift she had prepared for her younger sister, she pointed to a large box next to the kitchen and said, "See that box of preserved eggs? That's my gift for Xiaoli. Do you like it, Xiaoli?"

The silly girl Xiaoli had no idea how bad her sister's heart was. She only knew that her sister gave her her favorite food, which meant she must love her very much, so she nodded happily and agreed: "Of course I like it. From now on, I will eat the fish-preserved eggs made by my brother every day!"

The fish preserved eggs that Xiaoli mentioned are somewhat different from the fish preserved eggs that her mother and others like to eat. The fish preserved eggs that Xiaoli likes to eat are real fish + preserved eggs. Eating too much will only lead to slow development of IQ.

But the fish preserved eggs that my mother likes to eat are dangerous. Eating too much of them can be fatal.

"What gift has Xiao Su Luo prepared?" The sister looked at her brother happily again. At this moment, her big beautiful legs were finally placed on her brother's legs, and she was teasing him with her beautiful ankles.

"As for me..." Su Luo was stumped by his sister's question. In fact, he didn't prepare any gifts for his sister, because he had given her a hand-painted tablet as a gift some time ago.

But in front of everyone, Su Luo would definitely feel embarrassed to use the things he had given before as birthday gifts, but he didn't prepare any gifts. What should he do?

In fact, it’s not Su Luo’s fault that he didn’t prepare a gift, because he has been exploited by all kinds of women in the past few days, and his brain is confused. How could he remember his sister’s birthday?

Otherwise, he would say that the gift he prepared was a fish, which would just happen to be a fish-preserved egg combination with the preserved eggs given by his sister. Besides, fish certainly cannot be kept at home, after all, there is no place to raise them, so it is normal that he cannot come up with a gift for the time being.

But if that were the case, wouldn't he and his sister become a duo that poisoned their younger sister?

"Xiao Li, what gift do you want your brother to give you?" Su Luo simply gave the choice to his sister.

"I want a kiss from my brother!" Xiaoli said shyly.

"Dear, of course it's no problem."

"People want kisses on the mouth, kisses on the face don't count."

"Okay, then I'll do as you say. Kiss me." Su Luo would certainly not refuse.

After all, he and his sister are nominally husband and wife. Let alone a kiss, even a fight on the bed would be fine.

If her mother hadn't thought her little daughter was too stupid and hadn't allowed her son to have sex with a mentally retarded person, Xiaoli would probably have been fucked several times, right?

So let's just treat it as compensation for the silly sister's loss of not being dealt with these days. Su Luo quickly lifted the silly sister's chin and kissed her cherry lips in front of everyone.

When the silly sister felt the soft touch on her lips, her face turned red with shame. Before Su Luo could even stick out her tongue, she had turned into a puddle of mud and fell into her brother's arms.

"Hehehe!" Xiaoli smiled foolishly with satisfaction, and her eyes were full of drunkenness.

It was just a kiss, not even a kiss, because Su Luo didn't even stick out his tongue, he just gave her a kiss, and it actually made the silly sister laugh to death.

It seems that my mother is right. I really can't push this silly sister now.

If just a kiss on the lips makes her so happy, wouldn't she be really happy to death after making love?

"Xiao Yun, Xiao Yun, did you see that? Brother just kissed me!" Xiao Li was like a cat. After rubbing comfortably in her brother's arms for a few times, she started to show off to her best friend.

That smug expression was as if telling her bestie that since brother kissed her, he must love her the most, and none of you mistresses can snatch brother away from her. Benli is the woman with the closest relationship with brother!

Xiaoyun couldn't help blushing when she saw her silly best friend showing off to her even when she kissed her.

The reason why she blushed was certainly not because she saw others kissing at the dinner table, but because she found that when facing Xiaoli's show-off, she did not feel jealous at all, but only shy.

Think about it carefully. When Xiaoli was so proud of a kiss, she didn't know how many times she had slept with Su Luo and how many times she had eaten fish-preserved eggs with him.

Xiaoyun is very shy. She and Xiaoli were only sophomores in high school before, and they will only be juniors starting next semester.

Logically speaking, a normal high school sophomore should still be in a state of mind where she would be so happy to death if she were kissed by her boyfriend.

But as a school beauty, a pure girl who had been pursued and admired by countless boys, she was already sleeping with someone every day in her second year of high school...

It's really like they're leaving every day. Qiu Yun has no hobbies now. She only hopes that the man can come and accompany her as soon as possible.

She watched herself transform from a pure girl into a weapon that could be slaughtered at will. How could she not feel ashamed?

She was a little embarrassed to face Xiaoli. If Xiaoli knew that her best friend had done such a thing with her brother, she would probably be so angry that she would vomit blood and die!

So Xiaoyun had no choice but to quickly praise her best friend and said, "That's great, Xiaoli. It's really enviable to have a brother who loves you so much."

Xiaoli also said with her hands on her hips, looking very proud: "You can't envy me. I am the only one in the world who has such a good brother!"

"Yeah, your brother is awesome!"

"Of course. I will kiss my brother every day from now on."

"Hungry... Then I wish you happiness." Qiu Yun said that I come here every day.

"I'm almost dying of happiness, hehe!" Xiaoli laughed foolishly without knowing it.

Xiaoli felt very proud when she thought that she could kiss her brother every day while her best friend who had bad intentions towards her brother could only watch from the side.

You've been staring at other people's brothers all day, and now you're being cheated on, right?

Don't blame your bestie for being so cruel. If you want to blame someone, you can only blame the fact that their relationship is so good. It's so good that no one can destroy the relationship between them. Those who always want to cheat on her should just live in fear of their lover being kissed by her.

Chapter 222 My sister has the blue sky above her head!

Xiaoli had a very happy birthday, because this birthday basically established her position as the number one in the harem.

She forcefully kissed her brother in front of everyone, and no one dared to stop her. What does this show?

This shows that everyone approves of her relationship with her brother, and they all feel that they cannot break the relationship between them, so they just accept their fate and quit.

Humph, in this way, brother will belong to her only from now on. She will kiss him all day and night, making her sisters envy her to death!

Xiaoli leaned comfortably in her brother's arms and spent her favorite birthday.

After having enough food and drink, the wives' faces were filled with happiness, and they seemed to have enjoyed the meal very much.

"This is Xiao Su Luo's cooking skill. I didn't expect that you can eat such delicious food every day. It's really enviable." Yu Wanlin was full and leaned back on the dining chair comfortably, touching her stomach with a satisfied expression on her face, as if she had never eaten so comfortably before.

Since Su Mohan always boasted about her brother's cooking skills to her, Yu Wanlin had been envious of Su Luo's delicious food for a long time. Today, she had the opportunity to taste it, which was an eye-opener for her.

"Not really? Your family lives in a five-star restaurant after all, so why would you envy the cooking skills of a mere house cook like me?" Although Su Luo was very confident in his cooking skills, he was definitely too naive if compared with a five-star chef.

As a rich person, Yu Wanlin must be eating five-star meals every day. How could she possibly envy his little skill?

"What's wrong with a five-star restaurant? Actually, you'll find out if you go there for a meal. Apart from the fact that the platter is a bit particular and the ingredients and seasonings are a bit expensive, the taste is just so-so. Sometimes I even think it's not as delicious as the barbecue stalls outside." Yu Wanlin spread her hands.

"It's well known that barbecue is the most delicious thing in the world, but my cooking is definitely not as good as that of a five-star chef, so there's no need for you to envy me."

"That's not necessarily true. I've never tried snacks like the potato omelet and roasted lotus root balls you make. They taste really good and are quite fresh. It would be even better if you could also make spicy hot pot or something like that."

"Malatang isn't difficult. Just skewer some lotus roots, radishes, broccoli, etc. and blanch them in chili water."

"Then I'll have to try it someday. In fact, compared to a five-star meal, barbecue and spicy hot pot are more delicious."

"Are you showing off your wealth by saying this?" Su Luo couldn't help but complain. He felt that Yu Wanlin was showing off her wealth with an expression that was so exaggerated that even she was tired of eating a 'five-star meal'.

"Why are you showing off your wealth? My money is your money. Do I need to show off in front of you? It's just that I haven't had the feeling of having a meal with so many people for a long time. Why don't we eat together every day in the future?" Yu Wanlin said expectantly.

She was not pretending to be looking forward to it just to have dinner with Su Luo, but she was really looking forward to it.

In the past, because her father was a policeman, he could not come home for a meal all year round, and her mother was busy with work and rarely could be with her. Therefore, a dinner like this, which seemed normal to ordinary people, was precious to Yu Wanlin.

It is precious not only to Wanlin, but also to her mother and wife. Hasn't the wife never had a warm dinner at home?

Therefore, being able to have such a "normal meal" with Su Luo at this moment will inevitably make the wife feel a sense of belonging, and she wants to use this place as a place to eat every day.

Su Luo was also well aware of his wives' experiences, and he certainly would not let them suffer again. He was already unhappy when his wives did not eat the food he cooked.

So Su Luo ignored his family's feelings and quickly responded: "Isn't it just washing a few more dishes? From now on, you can just eat with us every day."

As soon as Su Luo said this, her sister must have been a little dissatisfied.

In my sister's eyes, what's the difference between these people and mistresses?

Now her brother invites his mistress to her house for dinner every day. Doesn’t this increase the probability of her being cheated on?

But sometimes, words spoken are like spilled water, and it is difficult to take them back, especially for Chinese people who like to be polite.

Inviting friends to dinner at home, inviting friends to stay overnight at home, and asking friends "Have you eaten?" when you meet them are all basic operations.

So when their brother invited others to dinner at home, they couldn't say no.

Besides, Yu Wanlin’s sister knew the situation of her family, so she could understand her desire to have dinner with her family.

Oh, never mind. Even if she didn't agree, that shameless Yu Wanlin would force her way in.

It seemed a bit unreasonable for her to agree to Yu Wanlin and reject the ladies, so she could only let her brother bring the harem home.

But the elder sister did not know that her decision was the beginning of her becoming the Green Grassland.

night.

In order to prevent her brother from being stolen, the sister held him tightly and spent an uneasy night.

When the next day came, the mistresses broke into her house in groups early in the morning, ready to exploit her brother at any time.

In order to protect her brother from being exploited, the sister had to stay by his side all the time.

But no matter how hard she watched, she couldn't follow her brother to the toilet, right?

Even if her sister didn't mind the smell, Su Luo would be embarrassed to poop in front of her.

So my sister could only squat at the toilet door to prevent the mistress from breaking in.

At that time, after the sister had squatted for more than half an hour, she still didn't see her brother come out of the toilet, which made her feel inexplicably uneasy.

Especially at this moment, when a series of screams suddenly came from the toilet, my sister, whose face turned pale, rushed in immediately.

What appeared in my sister's eyes was a pair of dogs holding up their pants!

It turned out to be Qiu Yun!