My older sister is a voice actor and my younger sister is a pornographic cartoonist!

If you're wondering how much I felt, let me put it this way.

Su Mohan has very high requirements for the jobs she takes on. If she is asked to play a sister role, that sister role must be the heroine.

I don’t know if it is because of this reason, but now many works have begun to have sister-type female protagonists, making even the cute sister culture tend to lean towards the cute sister culture.

Just because people want to hear her dubbing, sister-type female protagonists have sprung up like mushrooms after a rain. Do you think Su Mohan is strong?

Those who say it's not strong are actually just being jealous.

Su Mohan is beautiful, has a hot body, and a very emotional voice. She deserves the title of queen.

Although the elder sister never cared about what outsiders thought of her, she only had her younger brother in her eyes.

Perhaps it is because of her infatuation that she has achieved what she has today?

It is also because of this reputation that many fans online are obsessed with Su Mohan herself. They all strive to call her sister just to win her favor.

Come to think of it, haven’t we heard that there are perverts around the neighborhood recently?

Could it be that these so-called perverts are my sister’s ardent fans?

Su Luo felt that it was very likely because he was also an avid fan of his sister.

As a fanatical fan, Su Luo is luckier than other fanatical fans because he can live with the goddess in his mind and even hug her. What an enviable thing it is.

But he is more unfortunate than other fanatical fans, because other fanatical fans still have a chance to win and marry the goddess, but he is directly killed.

Su Luo sighed more than once, wondering how great it would be if they were not siblings.

It’s a pity that there are no ifs in the world.

"By the way, Xiaoli, why did you suddenly run out instead of resting in your room?" Goddess Su Mohan suddenly looked at her sister in confusion.

"Ah! If you hadn't told me, I almost forgot. Xiaoyun said she wanted to come to our house for lunch. I have to go downstairs to pick her up."

"What did you say? Qiu Yun is coming to our house for dinner?"

"Yeah, they even brought a lot of seafood, hehe!"

Hee, your sister!

Su Mohan was so shocked that her jaw dropped. Her home address, which she had kept secret for so long, was exposed by her stupid sister.

Damn it, it seems that feeding your sister too many preserved eggs is not good. Aren’t you inviting a wolf into the house, silly girl?

[PS: The descriptions of voice actors in this book are pure nonsense, so please don't take them too seriously~!]

[PS: I’m begging for votes!!!

Chapter 29: Girlfriend shares are online?

When the elder sister heard that her younger sister had revealed the family address, she was so angry that her face turned blue.

My mother just said last night that she wanted Su Luo to find a girlfriend before graduating from college, but this silly sister not only didn't take any precautions, but also brought her beautiful best friend home.

Could it be that this silly girl is so dumb that she doesn't even understand the simplest principles of preventing fire, theft and best friends?

You can even bring a female celebrity home, but you absolutely cannot bring her home with you as your best friend!

Best friends are born to steal men!

"Xiao Li, you are such an idiot. You brought your best friend home. Aren't you afraid that she will snatch her away from someone else?" The elder sister was so angry that she almost died.

"Ah? That shouldn't be the case. Xiaoyun just brought seafood to visit me." Xiaoli paused. After hearing what her sister said, she suddenly realized that she had revealed her home address.

But if I think about it carefully, it shouldn't matter much if I tell Xiaoyun about it. After all, other people have brought seafood to visit the patient, so it doesn't seem like I'm stealing a man.

"And she brought seafood..." The elder sister's train of thought was not as clear as her younger sister's. When she heard that Qiu Yun brought seafood, she obviously realized that the other party's motives were impure.

Think about it, would you generally bring something with a strong fishy smell like seafood when visiting a patient?

Who doesn’t bring some fruit when visiting a patient? Even if young people are not interested in fruit, they will usually replace it with snacks.

As a 17-year-old girl, how could Qiu Yun leave her snacks behind and go to the market to pick seafood?

In other words, the reason why Qiu Yun chose seafood was to lower Xiao Li's intelligence so that she could get her home address more easily.

And why would Qiu Yun go to such lengths to bully the "mentally retarded" guy to get their home address?

Need I say more? She's definitely here for men!

Because the elder sister is often influenced by her younger brother's reasoning, she has begun to develop some talent for reasoning, although it may be limited to catching adultery.

"Oh, forget it. Since we are here, just invite her in. Remember not to reveal your home address to others in the future, especially Yu Wanlin!" said the sister with a headache.

"I know." Xiaoli could only nod obediently.

The elder sister actually didn't want to let Qiu Yun in, but everyone else had already gone downstairs, and it would be a bit unreasonable for her to chase them away, so she could only let her younger sister go and pick them up.

Anyway, her younger brother is a die-hard sister-con. No matter how pretty Qiu Yun is, she is younger than her brother, so the threat to her is relatively low.

As long as Yu Wanlin, who is from the royal sister group, doesn't let her know her home address, everything will be fine.

Soon, Xiaoli went to pick up her best friend Qiuyun.

She actually bought a large bag of river shrimps, which Xiaoli then handed to her brother, ordering him to cast a magic spell to turn the shrimps into delicacies.

The three women gathered leisurely in the hall. After greeting each other politely, they turned the topic to the only man in the house.

"Xiao Li, are you feeling better?" Qiu Yun first asked her best friend with concern.

"It's okay, it's okay. I recovered after seeing the crayfish, hehe." Xiaoli giggled happily and glanced into the kitchen from time to time, as if to check on her brother's progress.

"I didn't expect that it was your brother who cooked at home." Qiu Yun said with some surprise.

Maybe it was because Xiaoli cared too much about her brother, which led Qiuyun to become curious about this man's abilities.

She wanted to know what was so good about this man that could make his sisters fall into this relationship that they knew was wrong.

"I have to let him cook. Isn't it his responsibility to support me?" Xiaoli said with a snort. She just wanted her brother to support her for the rest of her life.

"Is that so?" Qiu Yun became more and more worried as she watched her best friend become so obsessed with her brother.

No, she must find a way to destroy Su Luo's image in Xiaoli's heart.

It just so happened that after hearing the policewoman praise Su Luo's intelligence, she had always wanted to test him.

"By the way, Xiaoli, I heard from Sister Yu Wanlin that your brother is super smart. Is that true?" Qiu Yun asked curiously.

"No way, he's not as smart as me. At most, he knows a little more about useless things." Xiaoli snorted. She would never admit that her brother was smart.

After all, she couldn't even compliment her new clothes before. If this kind of wood can be considered smart, then she must be a rare little prodigy in a century, right?

"Of course my Xiaoli is the smartest." Qiu Yun held Xiaoli's hand intimately and said sweet things to her, making her laugh. Then she continued to ask, "What kind of useless questions does he know?"

"Uh, how would I know about this kind of thing? It's all just some random shit I've never heard of."

"How about we think of a way to play a trick on him?"

"Tease him?" Xiaoli stroked her chin and thought about it. It seemed quite interesting, so she said, "Sure. How should we tease him?"

"Well, we'll see how the situation plays out later."

So, the two little beauties reached an evil consensus.

Su Luo didn't notice the impending pit until all the food was served on the table.

"You guys eat first, I'm going to the bathroom." Su Luo said after setting up the food.

"Go ahead, it's okay if you stay longer." Xiaoli urged him hurriedly, as if she wished he would never come out.

"Yes, yes, yes." Su Luo couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat. Don't think he doesn't know that the reason his sister wanted to drive him away so much was because she didn't want him to get close to Qiu Yun?

As for why she didn't want him to contact Qiu Yun, it was because this silly girl was jealous.

Humph, do you really think he is a blockhead and can’t see it?

Well, maybe it is.

Ten minutes later, when Su Luo came out of the bathroom, he was surprised to find that one item on the table was missing, which was the spicy crayfish that originally belonged to him.

Because Qiu Yun bought so many crayfish that one plate couldn't hold them all, Su Luo simply divided them into four plates, giving each person a portion of crayfish. The younger sister got the most, and the older sister got the least.

Because my sister doesn’t particularly like eating crayfish.

As a result, when he came back in the blink of an eye, Su Luo found that his portion had become the smallest, with only one left on the plate.

It seems that a little mouse stole his crayfish, and this little mouse seemed to have learned its lesson. It distributed the remaining lobster heads evenly on everyone's table. In this way, Su Luo could not tell who ate the crayfish.

Well, this is a very clever operation at first glance.

"Brother, come and guess who ate your crayfish~!" Xiaoli said with a smile on her face, and she and her bestie were waiting for her brother to fail to answer and make a fool of himself.

However, when Su Luo faced the difficult problem posed by his sister, he was silent for a while, and then he pouted and complained loudly.

"Who else could it be? Is there anyone else here who loves crayfish so much besides you, a little glutton?" Su Luo glared at his sister in annoyance.

This god damn thing still needs reasoning, please don't insult the word reasoning, okay?

Chapter 30 Beware of fire, theft and best friends!

"Besides you, who else here would steal other people's lobsters?" Su Luo rolled his eyes at his sister.

"Who said there is no more? The dishes made by brother are so delicious~, everyone loves them!" Xiaoli would only praise her brother's dishes at this time.

"Even if my cooking is delicious, I won't steal other people's food. Do you understand what a lady does?"

"Humph! Anyway, I'm not a lady, okay?" Xiaoli grumbled in dissatisfaction, and then continued to refute: "Even if my sister wouldn't grab it, Xiaoyun might. What right do you have to accuse me of eating crayfish?"

"Xiao Yun, how could you steal your food? I'm afraid you're the only one in the world who would steal food from the host when you're a guest at someone else's house, right?"

"How could I? Anyway, just try to deduce it, brother. There's a one in ten thousand chance that someone else ate it. If you're willing to deduce it, I'll give you half of my crayfish, okay?"

"No! Okay! At worst, I won't eat it." Su Luo sat down next to her sister with a calm face.

Normally, he is already exhausted just thinking about the plot of the novel. Now that he has such a good leisure time, why should he waste so many brain cells to satisfy his sister's prank instead of slacking off?

My brother is very tired. He doesn’t want to reason. He just wants to live a mediocre life and be a waste.

Admit it, your brother is a salted fish!

"sister!"

Then, when Xiaoli saw that her brother was unwilling to cooperate, she immediately looked at her sister with grievance.

Xiaoli knew very well that her brother only dared to be mean to her. In front of his sister, he had to be as obedient as a kitten. After all, his sister was the oldest among the three of them.

So Xiaoli had already made up her mind that if her brother didn't listen to her, she would use her sister to scare him.

The criminal sister loves her the most and will definitely help her.

"Little Su Luo, since you have nothing to do anyway, why not help Xiao Li with some reasoning?" The elder sister seemed to be impressed by her younger sister's cuteness and began to beg Su Luo.

"Sister, I'm just a novelist, not Sherlock Holmes. How can I deduce everything?" Su Luo still didn't want to bother guessing about something that everyone knew the truth about. Who else would snatch his crayfish and eat it except his sister?

"But what if I hope you are?" The sister suddenly stared at her brother seriously, and her hands were secretly interlocked with her brother's fingers under the table. Her fiery eyes seemed to say that she believed her brother must be omniscient and the most perfect.

She firmly believes it!

In fact, as early as when her younger sister and Qiu Yun agreed to play a trick on Su Luo together, the elder sister's eyes showed a look of disdain.

In the sister's opinion, these stupid girls can just ask questions as much as they want. If they can stump her brother, she will run naked around the neighborhood tonight!

In her eyes, her brother is her master!

And she is the most devout believer of the Lord.

That's why the elder sister didn't expose her younger sister's tricks and even cooperated with them.

Because the sister also wants to see it, wants to see the deep eyes of her brother when he is thinking seriously, which fascinates her so much.

In the end, Su Luo was finally moved by his sister's pious eyes. With a sister who longed for him so much, why shouldn't he work hard?

I fucking pushed it!

Since his sister believes in him, he can't let her expectations go to waste, right?

"Okay, since my sister said so, I will let the truth come out." Su Luo's eyes suddenly turned from decadent to determined.

Just like her sister can become the most devout believer for her.

He would do anything for his sister.

Qiu Yun, who was standing by, also became interested. She noticed that after Su Luo's eyes changed, the atmosphere in the restaurant seemed to change as well.

She always felt that this was a bit magical. After all, this was not an anime world. It was the first time she saw someone being able to influence the surrounding aura.

Well, it seems that this is not the first time I have seen it.