My older sister is a voice actor and my younger sister is a pornographic cartoonist!

Because the mother found that when she and her daughter slept together, neither of them could sleep.

My mother had to get up early for work tomorrow, so she had to fall asleep early. In order for both of them to have a fulfilling night, my mother had to go back to her room.

As for why there was an extra person on her bed...

Well, this must be because she is too sleepy and is hallucinating. She needs to go to sleep quickly.

During the long night, Su Luo had the same erotic dream as usual.

It was that beautiful dream of kissing my sister on the neck and cheek, making her shy and climbing to the top. I wonder if anyone still remembers it.

The only difference today was that whenever Su Luo reached the stage of "climbing to the top", his sweet dreams would be inexplicably interrupted by his sister or younger sister breaking into the room.

But today Su Luo's sweet dream was not disturbed at all. After climbing to the peak, he finally successfully entered the next stage. It is really cause for celebration, Coca-Cola!

By the way, Su Luo also gave this most important stage a nice name, which is called...

How about taking advantage of every opportunity?

[PS: I’m so tired. Usually, the two chapters together only have 4000 words, but today’s two chapters together have 7000 words... So, do you have any votes?

Chapter 139: Being ambiguous with the wife early in the morning!

(The content of the previous chapter has been summarized and pinned to the top of this paragraph.)

It is said that when Su Luo was dreaming, his body would follow his dream self and perform the same actions, and it was under such circumstances that he had an erotic dream that night.

At 8 o'clock the next morning, Su Luo woke up feeling a little tired.

This is his mother's room. His room was occupied by his younger sister last night, and his mother slept with his older sister, so he simply slept in his mother's room.

I don’t know if it’s because Su Luo is used to his bed or something else, but Su Luo might not have slept well last night and still looks very tired.

But Su Luo felt like he wasn't very familiar with his bed. Hadn't he fallen asleep normally in his sister's bed before?

Besides, Su Luo's fatigue didn't seem like the kind of fatigue that comes from not getting enough sleep. It was more like the kind of fatigue that came from overexerting himself in bed every night before he broke up with his ex-girlfriend.

Could it be that the reason he was tired was because he over-exercised with someone last night?

That's impossible. Didn't he sleep alone last night? How could he have overworked his right hand?

Speaking of which, Su Luo clearly remembered that he seemed to have had a wet dream last night in which he and his sister became one. Could it be possible that having a wet dream could make one so exhausted?

Su Luo couldn't understand why he felt so exhausted after waking up, as if he had been drained by his ex-girlfriend.

Maybe the real reason is that he is too picky about the bed. After all, his mother's bed is softer than his, and a bed that is too soft can lead to insufficient sleep.

In short, no matter what the reason is, Su Luo has to get up now because he has to take his silly sister to the comics class at 9 o'clock.

I really envy his silly sister. She can sleep and wake up whenever she wants every day, and when she wakes up, she has a caring brother who prepares sumptuous meals for her. This life is really comfortable.

From my sister's perspective, maybe this is what it's like to be kept by a rich man?

Damn it, he also wants to be kept by a rich young lady!

Su Luo shouted in his heart, then got out of bed obediently and lifted the quilt.

The reason why he deliberately lifted the quilt was because Su Luo always felt that there was a strange smell in the quilt. He was quite familiar with this strange smell. Isn't it the smell that appears when he has an unclean relationship with his right hand?

This smell must go away, otherwise if his mother finds out that her son is doing this in her bed, he will probably turn into a mummy, right?

Then, in order to let his beloved sister and younger sister have a delicious breakfast as soon as they woke up, Su Luo started busying himself in the kitchen early in the morning.

Fortunately, breakfast food is relatively simple to make, mostly porridge, cakes and the like, so Su Luo was able to make it quite easily.

While he was busy with the work at hand, he was also sending ambiguous text messages to his wife on his mobile phone.

It seemed that the wife had just woken up. She slept in the same bed with her daughter last night, and from then on, the mother and daughter would never have to be separated again.

Qiu Yun gave up her original single apartment and moved all her personal belongings to her mother's house, intending to start a new life with her mother away from her scumbag father.

And they all seemed to be planning to include Su Luo in their daily lives.

Just as Su Luo woke up early in the morning, she received ambiguous greetings from the mother and daughter.

Wife: Good morning, honey.

Shy Flower: Good morning, my future husband~

Su Luo saw a mother and daughter calling her husband at the same time early in the morning, and she felt inexplicably comfortable in her heart.

It would be better if Qiu Yun could be a little more greedy and just remove the word "qualified"~

Su Luo couldn't help but imagine a scene in her mind: a mother and daughter just woke up from bed, and neither of them was in a hurry to get out of bed. Instead, they couldn't wait to pick up their phones and call the same person "husband", as if they were competing to see who could call that man "husband" first.

And the most important thing is that they were sleeping together, but they didn't know that they were calling the same person their husband.

That scene is really exciting just thinking about it!

Su Luo quickly replied to his wife's message: Why are you calling me husband?

Of course, I also replied to Qiuyun’s message: Have you started calling me your future husband?

The feeling of teasing a married woman and her daughter at the same time like this might be the legendary double-line operation, right?

Damn it, I suddenly feel like such a scumbag.

But having a harem is awesome. (whispering)

Wife: Don’t you like me calling you husband?

Yu Yu: I like you, but do you think it’s appropriate to call me that?

Wife: What's inappropriate about that? We are already husband and wife. If you don't call me husband now, then when will you call me husband?

Yu Yu: Okay, if you think it’s okay, then of course I have no objection.

Wife: It’s settled then. From now on, we’ll call each other husband and wife in private. Of course, apart from the titles, you must also think of me as your wife in your heart. After all, I no longer need you to be responsible for me. I just hope you can still have some thoughts about me, right?

Yuyu: So what Madam means is that as long as it is something between husband and wife, I can do it to you~?

Wife: Of course. If I don't allow you to do it, who else can I ask? It's okay to name our future children after you, so you can do whatever you want to me without even asking for my permission.

Yuyu: That’s so good~!

Yu Yu: Wait... something strange seems to have mixed in. Did you just mention our child?

Wife: Yes, now that I have gained a new relationship, it naturally has to bear fruit, so I want to help you have a child, so that I can be completely tied to you. Don’t you want to make me your private property?

Yuyu: Uh... I do think about it, but I always feel that if I give birth to a child, there will be a lot of trouble. How am I going to explain it to Xiaoyun then?

Wife: It’s okay. Xiaoyun also supports me starting a new relationship. She hopes I can be happy.

Yuyu: But I still feel that it’s a bit inappropriate for me to be a father so early. My mental age isn’t right for that yet…

Wife: Nowadays, many men become fathers at the age of 20. If you still can't accept it, you can raise the child as a younger sister first, and then become a father in a few years.

Yuyu: I can’t help but feed you preserved eggs…

Wife: Huh? You're not feeding your sister preserved eggs all day, are you? Don't touch my daughter anymore!

Yuyu: So is it a prerequisite that we will have a daughter?

Wife: Of course. I am yours now. You will surely not be able to resist sleeping with me more often. After sleeping with me for so long, it will be hard for you not to have a daughter.

Yu Yu: Okay, okay, if I really am pregnant, there is nothing I can do about it. But I absolutely cannot let my sister find out about this daughter, otherwise she will kill me!

Wife: Tsk tsk! You’re such a sister complex guy, isn’t having a married woman enough?

Yuyu: There’s nothing I can do about it. My sister came here first after all…

Wife: Okay, okay. Anyway, I don’t ask you to give me a status. If you think about it carefully, it’s quite exciting to be someone else’s wife secretly.

Yuyu: Really? As long as you’re happy… [sweating]

Wife: Are you free today?

Yuyu: I have to take my sister to the comics class later. I should be free after that.

Wife: Then can you come to the convenience store when the time comes? I miss you, dear. [Love you]

Yu Yu: Okay, I’ll go over there when the time comes.

Wife: Well, I'll wait for you, dear.

My wife is now like a girl in her first love, calling me dear all the time.

Because in her previous family, that scumbag husband definitely could not bring her a romantic atmosphere, so now that she has started a new relationship, she wants to experience all the sentiments that she was not able to enjoy before.

How could she not seize the opportunity to take the initiative against a good man like Su Luo who obeys her in everything?

Su Luo must be made completely accustomed to her presence in daily life!

On the other hand, Qiu Yun only replied to Su Luo's message after the affair between Su Luo and his wife ended.

Xiuhua: Is Su Luo still there?

Yu Yu: Here I am.

Xiuhua: Sorry, I was just washing up.

Yu Yu: It’s okay. By the way, how did you sleep last night?

Xiuhua: Thanks to you, I slept very well last night. How can I thank you for helping me find my mother~?

Yu Yu: Why thank me? Just continue to support my novels.

Xiuhua: That won’t do. After all, I’m your girlfriend now. It’s not wrong for me to give you some benefits.

Yu Yu: Let’s talk about benefits and such after we officially start dating.

Xiuhua: Okay, then it’s okay for me to call you husband from now on, right?

What should I do if a wife, mother and daughter both want to call me husband?

Chapter 140: My wife is completely in love! (Another super word)

At breakfast time, Su Luo sat upright at the dining table, while her elder sister and younger sister sat on her left and right respectively.

I know that the chairs at the dining table have backrests, but the elder sister and the younger sister chose not to lean on the chairs. Instead, they used half of his body as a chair and clung tightly to his arms.

"I'm telling you, how am I supposed to eat when you're like this?" Su Luo felt a headache as he looked at the two sisters who were squeezing against him.

"Hey, brother, let me feed you!" Xiaoli was not willing to leave her brother's arms at all, because her sister was also squeezing into her brother's arms. If she left, wouldn't her brother's arms be completely occupied by her sister?

So she would rather feed her brother herself than leave him to her sister!

So Xiaoli scooped a spoonful of preserved egg and lean meat porridge with a spoon and handed it to her brother's mouth. In order to express her love for her brother, she also specially scooped some more preserved eggs.

"No! I don't eat preserved eggs!" Su Luo was so scared when he saw that his sister was trying to humble him that his face turned pale.

But the younger sister didn't care about his feelings at all. The moment she saw him open his mouth to speak, she suddenly stuffed the spoon into his mouth!

As Su Luo took a bite of the preserved egg, these two lines of words seemed to pop up above his head.

IQ-1.

EQ+1.

That means subtracting IQ and adding EQ.

"Brother, are the preserved eggs delicious?" Xiaoli also scooped a spoonful of preserved eggs and stuffed it into her mouth. In this way, she and her brother used the same spoon, which was an indirect kiss!

"Preserved eggs are so delicious!" Su Luo gradually turned into a little glass.

"If it tastes good, eat more~." Seeing that her brother liked it, Xiaoli actually scooped another spoonful of preserved egg and forced it into her brother's mouth.

IQ-1-1-1-1-1。

EQ+1+1+1+1+1。

Just like that, under the random feeding of their silly sister, the brother and sister ate up a big bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge one bite at a time. For a moment, Su Luo's consciousness began to become blurred, and he almost asked the three philosophical questions such as "Who am I, where am I, this preserved egg smells so good".

However, judging from the way he looked like a silly little sister, constantly giggling "hehehe", his transformation into a little glass was probably quite serious.

"Little Su Luo, you were lucky to escape last night, but I won't make the same mistake again tonight." The sister ignored her brother's stupidity and made a declaration of crime for tonight.

Last night, Su Luo successfully delayed her mother to come back, but tonight she would definitely not give her brother any chance to delay. As soon as her mother went to work, she would directly push her brother down. She didn't believe that she couldn't become her brother's first woman!

"Hehehe, preserved eggs are really good!" However, when Su Luo faced her sister's declaration, she looked dazed.

"You delicious sister, stop pretending to be stupid in front of your sister. Preserved eggs will not have any effect on a mature IQ!" The elder sister was angry.

"Oh, that's right!" Su Luo suddenly woke up, his forehead covered with cold sweat.

Thanks to his sister's reminder, he remembered that preserved eggs can only affect the development of IQ, but will not affect the mature IQ.

That means that his thought of his IQ drop was just an illusion, and in fact his IQ didn't drop at all, but his EQ increased instead?