Marvel Gashapon Maniac
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"Hmph." Ivan stretched out his arms to take a hit; the palm cannon had little effect on enemies with thick armor like this.
Rhodes also activated his Gatling gun and began firing at Ivan's armor, but the effect was still not significant.
Ivan, however, did the opposite. He swung his two long whips and bound Tony and Rhodes, then flung them away, sending them crashing into a rock.
"I've been wanting to complain about this before. With his philosophical attire and his impressive whip skills, does he really not have any special hobbies?" Tony pulled himself out of the rock and couldn't help but complain as he watched Ivan wielding the whip.
"Tony Stark, today I will vindicate my father, and you must die here!" With that, Ivan charged straight at Tony.
"Little Evil God Flying Kick!" A figure descended from the sky and kicked Ivan in the side.
The immense force sent Ivan flying, rolling several times on the ground.
"Perfect score, but it's a pity there are no special effects." Fu You landed on one foot and steadied himself.
"How is it? Is Potts safe?" Tony asked as he saw Fu You arrive.
"Don't worry, the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent has already taken her out of the danger zone. She's safe now, like a little kid celebrating the New Year, with someone protecting her."
"That's quite a strange metaphor." Tony breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this, removed his mask, found a rock, and sat down. "Now, can you help me with this? I've basically run out of weapons."
Because he was in a hurry to leave and his equipment had just been upgraded, Tony didn't bring many weapons with him for this battle, and he used most of them while clearing out the grunts.
“Hey, Tony. We can’t leave a girl to face that metal thing alone, she’ll get hurt!” Rhodes, unaware of the situation, shook Tony, who was sitting down, and said urgently.
"It's okay, he's a much better fighter than your ex-wife," Tony said nonchalantly.
"It's Hammer's ex-wife! Who knew his ex-wife was mute?"
"Who cares whose ex-wife she is, anyway, you're using her."
Regardless of their bickering, Ivan and Fuyou confronted each other again.
"Damn Batman...you're ruining my plans again." Ivan sat up, glaring at Fu You with hatred.
"Who? Me?" Fu You looked around but didn't see anyone in the bat-clothes, so he pointed to himself.
“I heard from Hammer that Batman is a master of combat and possesses a unique powered armor.” Ivan stared intently at the armor Fu You had magically woven during the fight: “Your superior strength compared to mine at the racetrack was thanks to that powered armor, right?”
Ivan said confidently that he had specifically strengthened his arm strength and modified his arms to deal with Fu You.
He believed that with thorough preparation, he would not lose to Fu You this time.
"If that's your opinion, I don't intend to refute it." Fu You didn't intend to refute anything, since explaining to a blind person would be superfluous.
“Come on, this time I won’t lose to you in strength.” Ivan confidently cracked his whip and slowly approached.
Fu You did not relax either, and materialized a weapon and gripped it.
The battle between the two sides is about to break out.
Just as the two sides were about to start fighting, Fu You suddenly looked surprised and pointed behind Ivan, shouting.
"A bottle of vodka is flying!"
"Huh?" Ivan, out of habit in Russia, subconsciously turned his head to look over.
"Auntie!" Seizing the opportunity, Fu You directly injected magic power into the sword.
The legendary weapon has been liberated.
"【The Golden Sword of Victory (Caliburn)】!"
The magic was converted into particles of light and shot from the sword tip, the beam striking Ivan directly…
crotch
"Shit!" A sudden, sharp pain shot through him, and even Ivan, this tough Russian man, couldn't help but clench his legs together and cover his face with his hands, his eyes wide and his face flushed.
Fu You showed no mercy, leaping up and kicking Ivan's hand, causing secondary damage.
Looking at Ivan, who was lying on the ground convulsing, Fu You made a V sign.
"It seems I am still stronger."
"How exactly did you figure out that you were stronger?" Tony, who had watched the whole thing from the side, couldn't help but complain.
"Uh, Tony... are all girls this ruthless these days?" Rhodes, standing to the side, was dumbfounded.
"Probably? Who knows, she's a special case."
After all, men understand men better, in every sense of the word.
It's uncertain whether Ivan will be able to protect his offspring under such a double blow.
For the first time, Tony felt sympathy for this man who was always talking about revenge.
1. Of course, it's still the same old story: asking for all sorts of things.
2. Why do I feel like so many people have gained weight? Is it just my imagination?
3. In the original setting, Curry Stick was forbidden from doing anything against the code of chivalry. The setting on the sealing stone was that violating the code of chivalry would put him on cooldown, so it would not stop dirty tactics.
4. I'll be starting a poll later to see what readers think. This poll will be open until mid-June or later, catering to those who prefer to wait for the story to unfold. It's about some currently drafted new outlines, and we don't necessarily know if they'll actually be used (there's also a corresponding poll in the group).
Chapter 51 Preparations for the Battle Against the Destroyer
In the end, Ivan stubbornly took his own life, whether to drag Tony down with him or to maintain his last vestige of masculine dignity is unknown.
Because the mechs outside were cut into pieces by Fu You, the self-destruction only destroyed the arena where the two sides were fighting.
“It’s finally over…” Rhodes sat down on the edge of the rooftop: “Tony, is this job always this hard?”
“Normally not, but who knows?” Tony shrugged. “You can give me back that suit of armor.”
"No thanks, I didn't drive." Rhodes put on his mask and flew away.
“This guy.” Tony shook his head. “I’m going to check on Potts. Do as you please.”
The incident was resolved, and so was his poisoning problem. Tony breathed a sigh of relief, but he also had another headache to worry about: how to persuade Potts, since he had been slacking off for too long after being poisoned.
The other two had run away, leaving Fu You alone on the rooftop.
Fu You stretched and said, "Finally finished. It's past midnight."
Fu You opened the taskbar and looked at the 200 energy points that Ivan had just gained, and curled his lip.
"It's not even as much as a single dish. Forget it, I'm going home to take a nap."
Having dealt with a series of troublesome matters, Fu You was quite tired and headed straight home.
The main figures in the incident all went home, but on the other side, a melancholy night was just beginning.
"Sir, are you sure you want to risk this?" an agent asked the commander with a look of despair.
The ground was littered with fragments of mechs.
"Although the higher-ups don't really value this technology, it's still a contribution," the commander said, patting the agent on the shoulder. "Keep up the good work, and you might get a promotion after you finish. I'm off now."
Watching the commander's departing figure and the small mountain of 5cm x 5cm blocks piled up on the ground, the agent's face turned ashen.
"Who came up with this anti-theft technology... Why didn't they just blow it up instead of breaking it into small pieces?"
What he may never know is that this slicing technique was a result of some guy who didn't understand mechanical circuits not being able to find the bomb.
The agent will separate the fragments of dozens of mechs and reassemble them; hopefully, he will succeed in his lifetime.
……
Upon waking up in the early morning, Fu You used his VTuber account to announce that the broadcast would be temporarily suspended.
I shut down my computer amidst a chorus of wails: "I'm going to die without Pecorine!"
I'm supposed to meet up with Coulson at noon, but there are some more important things to do right now.
That is... Kiana's outfit CD is ready, it's time for my monthly lucky streak!
[Power of Luck] Triples Luck attribute for 1 minute, cooldown time 30 days.
Fu You skillfully transformed, took out his school uniform and black stockings, put them on, and tied his tie.
Although Fu You didn't want to use her lucky streak to test whether getting hit by an arrow would awaken her Stand, she could still use it for the lottery.
Later at the Thor theater, I'll probably have to deal with the Destroyer armor. Although Thor took it down in no time in the movie, that thing is Odin's armor, so I can't afford to be careless.
I have 3 designated gacha pulls, which can be used to draw prizes of a specific type. I might as well make use of them.
So, the first one is a control skill gacha.
Fu You only has the Hi-Song Gun as a control item, which doesn't distinguish between friend and foe, so he needs a more precise control item.
Unfortunately, despite having the power of being a lucky winner, he wasn't truly lucky, and the color of his first shot was white.
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【Sand Throwing】LV.1
Throw sand at the enemy; it damages the enemy and has a chance to blind them.
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The skills in DNF can barely be considered control skills.
Blindness is an abnormal status that reduces visibility and hit rate, but as a basic skill, the chance of it is extremely unpleasant for players with bad luck.
"It's alright, it can still be used for some interference." Fu You scratched his head, trying to comfort himself.
Even with the power of good luck, it still only turned white, so it seems my luck isn't that great.
For the second draw, choose a defensive skill.
These kinds of skills are usually very special and are considered illogical in the real world.
On a smaller scale, let's talk about extra shields; on a larger scale, let's talk about royal guards like Dante's who can block anything for you.
This time, luck smiled upon us, and golden light burst forth from the top of the egg.
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Just Avoid
The "troll-style evasion" technique, when used at the right time, can help you avoid attacks.
(Each use consumes stamina)
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"Is this the J-turn of the staged accident scam?"
This skill, derived from the Bushido style of the Monster Hunter system, is called "collision" in the game because it requires directly ramming into the monster's attack.
Although the skill I drew wasn't the all-purpose defensive skill like Royal Guard, I can still show off a bit if I play it well in round J.
Although the skill has been changed to consume stamina, it still cannot overshadow its inherent performance.
"It's not that I'm unlucky, it all depends on the third gacha pull." With 20 seconds left on his lucky draw timer, Fu You decisively pressed the button for the third gacha pull.
In the end, Fu You set his sights on the skill gacha, which allowed him to draw various skills.
Fu You pressed the lottery button, and Lady Luck finally smiled upon her.
This one is in color.
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【Z-type drive: Spacetime fracture】
Once activated, it allows you to rewind time to 40 seconds prior. You are invincible while using this skill. After rewinding, any negative effects and damage from before the rewind will be cleared, and your physical condition will be restored to 40 seconds prior. Time rewind is not affected by any non-time-based forces.
(Cooldown time: 110 hours)
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"Holy crap, I got a loot!" This was a really good one; Fu You's luck finally paid off.
In League of Legends, Ekko's ultimate ability, Chronobreak, shares the same name as the slow effect of the "Boom Boom Boom" ability, but the effects are completely different.
Having the ability to rewind time, and being able to fully recover after rewinding, this ability is arguably one of the most useful for saving one's life.
These three draws yielded three useful abilities; Qiyana, the goddess of luck, still smiled upon her.
"Okay, let's pack our things and head out!" In high spirits, Fu You pulled out his suitcase, ready to prepare his travel essentials.
“Mr. Fu You, Mr. Tony is calling,” Jarvis suddenly said.
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