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But after thinking about it carefully, he realized he couldn't beat Odin anyway, so he didn't bother with it.

Odin's Royal Palace:

The door was pushed open with a thud, and a figure appeared in the doorway.

"Father, I want to get internet installed!" Thor excitedly pushed open the door and ran inside like a husky having a blast.

Odin was completely bewildered.

What? There's a network cable in Asgard? Where did you get it from?

1. As usual, I'm asking for all sorts of things.

2. I'm flying tomorrow and can't use my phone.

3. Can I cancel my trip tomorrow? (Looking forward to it!)

Today's Update Announcement

I'm currently traveling in Shanghai. I'll wander around for a bit and then I might visit the Bilibili headquarters sometime later.

You don't need to block me anymore.

I personally hate writing when there are too many people around, so I try my best to write for you during the day. Even if I don't write during the day, I will still update at night. I will make up for the update I missed on Sunday by next Wednesday.

Wow, a member who was urging for more updates left the group yesterday, and I'm a little sad.

Try sending some pictures.

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Chapter 46 The Dark Elves' Advance

“The dark elves have awakened,” Odin said calmly.

"They are a group of madmen who once tried to drag the world into darkness, and the tool they needed for their plan was the aether within your body."

"Before the universe was formed, there were some ancient artifacts with energy in this world, and the ether particle was one of them. The ether particle can turn matter into dark matter, and the dark elves intended to use it to devour the nine realms."

Odin explained to those present, then glanced at the crowd sitting below.

"...Thor, what are you doing?" Odin asked, rubbing his temples.

Torhar, who was below recommending Pecorine to his friend in Asgard on his phone, was startled and quickly put his phone away.

"Father, I am telling them about the horrors of the Dark Elves," Thor said with a serious expression.

"Alright, tell me what's so scary about them."

“Uh…” Torton paused, “They are as dark as African miners, and they have big, pointed ears like elves in fairy tales.”

Thor pointed to the image of a dark elf on the mural and complained.

"The people of Midgard would be disillusioned if they saw such a spirit."

"Sigh..." Odin sighed, rubbing his forehead.

He had heard from the Ancient One that Midgard had something called the internet that was very useful, and that everyone there was connected to the internet. So at first, he didn't pay much attention when Thor approached him, but was curious about Fu You's cross-dimensional connection technology.

He now realized that Thor seemed much more cheerful since getting internet access... no, it felt like his IQ had dropped by another 10 percentage points.

Odin rubbed his temples, remembering the words of the Ancient One.

“Father, times have changed.”

"Yes...times have changed..." Odin sighed inwardly, "But what kind of mess has it become?"

……

In the dark realm, the Dark Elf King, Spicy Chicken Shreds, awoke with the appearance of the Ether Particles.

His plan had failed before, but now he's back with renewed vigor, determined to plunge all nine kingdoms into darkness.

"The Aether has appeared; I can sense it," Spicy Chicken Shreds told his subordinates.

"The location is roughly in Asgard," Spicy Chicken Shreds sensed the location of Aether.

"We must be careful of Odin. According to intelligence, his power is immense; it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say he is omniscient and omnipotent."

Meanwhile, in Odin's bedchamber:

"Master Ancient One, can you hear me?" Odin said, holding up a cell phone.

"Yes, that works." Gu Yi replied on the other end of the phone, "The internet cable can also come with communication services. It seems Fu You has thought of everything."

And so, the elderly Ancient One began teaching the elderly Odin how to use a mobile phone.

"And his offspring are not necessarily weak either," Spicy Chicken Shreds continued.

At this time, Odin had two sons:

"Hey friend, do you know Batman?" Thor showed his Asgardian friend a game promotional poster, his face displaying a sales pitch-like smile.

"Luo Ji, this is a new dress that your mother has chosen for you. Try it on."

"Don't come near me!!!"

Loki's side is also in crisis.

Unaware of these events, the dark elves boarded their spaceship and headed to Asgard, ready for battle.

……

"Just like that, I got them. It's as easy as getting freebies..." Fu You sighed as he looked at the two sealing stone gacha capsules in the system.

I just don't know whose seal stone I'll be able to draw with my luck.

If I could draw the power of some big shots, wouldn't I be able to do whatever I want?

Sealing stones are different from equipment; they're like the heavy-duty bunny in a game.

Equipment needs to be upgraded to unlock skills, and skill levels need to be increased to achieve stronger effects. Thor's hammer cannot be analyzed using current analytical capabilities; I wonder if it could be analyzed if I obtained Herrscher of Reason's sealing stone.

According to the rules of the lottery, we lit incense and offered our prayers to Kiana and Stan Lee.

Fu You makes a cross with his hand while chanting Amitabha Buddha, and wears a halo and Buddhist beads.

"As long as I win the lottery, I'll put coins into whichever company's coin-operated machine," Fu You muttered to himself.

Pulling out a lucky lollipop to give himself a bit more luck, Fu You activated the skill of Kiana's outfit, temporarily tripling his luck value.

"Auntie's big!" Fu You's eyes widened instantly, and he clicked on the lottery.

The capsule toy popped out, and a crack appeared on the top, from which colorful light burst forth.

"Yes! I won!" Fu You shouted, clenching his fist.

The colorful light faded, and a sealing stone engraved with a dragon appeared before Fu You.

It is not a Western dragon, but an Eastern dragon.

It exudes a majestic and domineering aura, displaying the true dragon's demeanor; even just by looking at it, one can sense its divinity.

I don't know why, but this blue dragon seems a bit familiar.

I opened the message and saw...

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[Liu Maoxing] (Early Stage)

This is the culmination of the efforts of Liu Maoxing, a master chef at Sichuan Juxialou Restaurant. Although he has just embarked on the path of a master chef, his talent is impeccable.

As you become more familiar with cooking, your abilities can gradually improve.

Possible Abilities: Significantly enhances compatibility with legendary kitchen utensils, improves the senses of the palate, enhances understanding of recipes, and greatly improves culinary skills.

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"Damn it, we've been tricked!" Fu You's face darkened, and he couldn't help but curse.

Even though I got an SSR, I still can't get excited.

Eternal Spirit Blade, 3 sets of recipes, God's Tongue, and now you're also getting a Sealing Stone and a chef.

I haven't collected all the other things for myself, but I've almost got all the chef's things.

But what's the use of cooking skills? Even if a chef becomes a superhero, his cooking skills are only used to make money and build relationships, right?

But I'm considered a small-time tycoon now, aren't I? I've bought a house, a car, and a motorhome.

Does this mean that when aliens arrive, they're treated to a feast? And after they've eaten, they kneel down, play the Build theme song, and pledge their allegiance to him?

Even science fiction movies wouldn't dare to film something like this.

Hmm...maybe this is how a romance movie could be made: a beautiful cook wins the heart of an alien oppa.

Pshaw, what do I care about a beautiful cook? I'm a real man.

"Foreign gadgets are unreliable."

Fu You took off the halo and threw it into the pile of snacks, whereupon the halo was once again buried by the snacks.

Whether you die sooner or later, you're going to die eventually, so take advantage of your increased luck and try your luck one more time.

So I just took another shot.

This time, the light was colorful again, and Fu You even felt that his luck had turned around.

But then her lips twitched. Was she going to give him a sealing stone from Yukihira Soma?

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Aqua, the goddess of water

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Fu You was taken aback at first, then gave Aqua a look.

She pondered for a moment...

So, did we make a profit or a loss?

Fu You was conflicted about this.

1. As usual, I'm asking for all sorts of things.

2. Cough cough, I fell asleep yesterday. Shipped this morning. More tonight, more tonight (????)

3. I went to Bilibili headquarters to check in, but I couldn't get in without a visitor's pass. Oh dear.

4. I had two dreams, one in which I said I had finished writing, and the other in which I finished writing today's work. When I opened my eyes... damn it!

Chapter 47 What's the point of being a king? What's so great about being a king?

Aqua's sealing stone is arguably the most Xiangzi-like sealing stone Fu You has ever seen. Just looking at that long list almost made Fu You dumbfounded.

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Aqua, the goddess of water

Passive Skill 1: [Goddess's Blessing] Increases all base attributes, but cannot be upgraded with items or additional equipment.

Passive Skill 2: [Endless Holy Magic] Possesses immense holy magic power, with an infinite magic value. However, this magic power can only be used to cast spells by the Water Goddess, and it will attract low-level undead or necromancer creatures.

Passive Skill 3: [Water Affinity] Has an extraordinary affinity for water, can breathe underwater, can move naturally in water, can summon water sources, and can also make water dry quickly.

Passive Skill 4: [Low Intelligence] Because of her low intelligence attribute, the water goddess's intelligence is questionable.

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