The Warrior of Love

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[Wait! Don't be so impulsive! Young hero, even if you destroy me, the trap will not disappear! ]

Seeing Jiang Liu stop, Beast Head slowly sighed with relief.

[I am only in charge of opening and closing traps. If you destroy me, it will cause all the devices in the maze to go out of control. Also, my body is not this statue, so you can't destroy it even if you want to.]

"Then why did you call me?"

[If you keep destroying it, my maze will be ruined. Even though it's my home, I can't just sit there and watch.]

"Oh, I understand. It's human nature."

「Hey, you’re easier to talk to than you look. Then can you explore normally──」

"I reject!"

Jiang Liu said seriously, "I understand, but I don't think that a maze that even the gods can't get out of can be easily conquered. I don't plan to spend hundreds of years here. Although such a violent breakthrough is laborious, it is much more efficient than normal exploration and going back and forth."

[This is difficult... But why did you come to explore the maze? Seeing that you ignored the treasure chests and treasures on the roadside, it should not be for treasure hunting. If you are seeking wealth or the holy sword deep in the maze, I can tell you where to find it, and you can save so much trouble. ]

"Unfortunately, I'm not doing this for material things."

Jiang Liu's heart moved: "But maybe you can really help."

【oh? 】

"I'm looking for the Goddess of Sleep who came in a hundred years ago. Do you know where she is?"

[God of Sleep...Ah, are you talking about the little girl who dozed off? ]

"Yes, it is said that she has been trapped here for a full hundred years. I am here to take her out!"

[Trapped here? That...young hero, did you misunderstand something? ]

"Ok?"

“Hey, this line is awesome.”

"Brown is better after all!"

"No, no, no, we need to use the royal blond hair here! When we mention a nobleman, we naturally think of blond hair, right?"

"Then the eyes should be set to be red, and preferably have a pair of vertical pupils, just like a cat that has spotted its prey."

"The blond one is set as the dark top, and the red-haired one is the good-for-nothing bottom!"

"Add the blue-haired one in to form a solid triangle."

"Kil, put down your sword and be my man" - this line is so addictive, you are a genius! "

"Your words, 'A mere fake is only worthy of being pierced by my genuine product' - are also very touching!"

"How do you draw the rivalry between the red-haired and white-haired? A duel between themselves... who is the top and who is the bottom?"

"At times like this, we'll see whose faith can hold out to the end."

""The final battle with me is to test the hardness and speed of the sword" - how about it?"

"not bad!"

"And then add a line like 'Let's see who is the [Scabbard]'. Perfect?!"

"I really want to draw the lower body as well..."

"Oh, I can't draw!"

"No, just imagining it is the limit. You can't go further without seeing the real thing."

"Ah, Noa-chan, do you want to see the real thing? It's really H!"

"you you--"

Standing outside the door of the hidden room in the maze, Jiang Liu looked conflicted and unusually hesitant.

This... I always feel like I can't disturb you.

If this door is opened, it will surely release a darkness that even Gatanjea cannot match!

Chapter 369: Rotten Goddesses

"Oh!"

A loud bang broke the eggshell of the chaotic world, and a ray of sunlight pierced into the deep and dark witch's lair, illuminating all kinds of bizarre scenes, causing the fallen girl living there to scream miserably.

"Ah! It's sunshine, sunshine!"

"Close the door! Close the door! I'm melting!"

A figure stood in front of the door, blocking most of the sunlight. Although it was the sun simulated by the divine world for lighting, the brightness was obviously sufficient. The interweaving of light and shadow shone on all kinds of strange things in the room, piercing the mystery of this room.

Jiang Liu looked at the scenery in the room silently. Although he was mentally prepared, he still took a deep breath.

The most eye-catching ones should be the two people rolling on the floor.

One was red, the other was black, both were wearing Gothic long skirts, their figures were similar to Hebe's, both looked like girls. Although their faces could not be seen clearly because they covered their eyes, they had long, smooth golden and silver hair, which made them look extremely beautiful under the sunlight.

The room is not small, but there are too many things, so there is not enough space to move around.

First, there are tall bookcases on each wall, which basically block all the walls of the room. However, the books stored on them are not ordinary books, but various game discs, picture albums, and fan books. The packaging is very colorful, but for some reason, it is mainly cherry color, and the decorative patterns are mostly roses and thorns...

There are also some bookcases that do not display these "literary works" but vivid character statues, commonly known as "figures".

Most of them are male characters, with all kinds of strange looks, but most of them can be classified as "beautiful"...

The degree of exposure seems a bit high, but when they are placed together on an entire wall, it inexplicably gives people a great sense of shock.

On the ceiling are posters of handsome men who are either cold, passionate or stern, and they never appear alone, but often have companions.

The characters in the poster are subtly too close... The background is basically various flowers and the starry sky.

It is worth mentioning that in the position corresponding to the bed, there are two most gorgeous, delicate and most taboo pictures posted. People sleeping on this bed can probably see them as soon as they open their eyes.

Various drafts, tools, and snacks were scattered on the floor of the room, and at first glance there was no place to stand.

What’s even more surprising is that there is a computer in this room!

You know, although the "Unified God Realm" is connected to various lower realms, and naturally there is a "modern society" like Seiya's hometown, but the God Realm itself does not advocate science, and basically uses magic to complete various activities.

It was the first time that Jiang Liu saw such a modern thing as a computer in the God Realm.

“Who is it?”

The two girls gradually adapted to the long-lost sunlight.

The blonde girl in the red dress looked up half-hidden, "Who... are you?"

"I am a brave man."

Jiang Liu tried hard to keep his tone calm and spoke these words slowly.

"I'll take you out. Who is the god of sleep?"

The blonde girl turned her head speechlessly to look at her companions, and Jiang Liu followed her gaze and noticed the other person.

"Hey? Looking for me?"

The girl with silver hair and black skirt pointed at herself and asked, "What are you doing?"

"I was asked by the God of Mines to rescue you." Jiang Liu did not hide his intentions. "I heard from him that you have been trapped here for a hundred years..."

Jiang Liu stopped talking halfway and his expression became subtle.

This doesn't look like being trapped at all!

Look, she's obviously having a lot of fun here!

"God of mines?"

The silver-haired girl tilted her head, slowly reacted, and her eyes slowly widened.

"What, go out? Are you kidding me? I don't want to go out!"

"Forehead……"

"What's so good about being outside? Every day there's a lot of work that can't be done. Today this male idol says he has insomnia, tomorrow that female idol says his sleep quality is too poor. Everyone wants to have a good dream, and once they have a nightmare, they come to me.

Especially that guy from the Bow Goddess, who comes to me every day to ask for heavy-tasting erotic dreams - get away, you bunch of perverts!

You guys can sleep well, but what about me? I don't even have time to sleep, I can only sleep for three hours a day!

I am the God of Dreams, and I love sleeping the most... Who would have thought that after becoming a god, dreams would become my workplace..."

"Ah this..."

"It's fine if it's just dream work, after all, I'm the god of dreams, but why should I be asked to save the world?

What does guiding heroes have to do with me, the Dream God?

I can't heal them, or guide them, I can't predict the future, or unlock the seal. All I can do is watch them die, and let them have a good dream before they die!"

"Uh……"

"I've had enough, I don't want to go out! I have decided to spend the rest of my life in this room! In this short life of one hundred years, I finally understood the truth that "everything can be divided into top and bottom."

Using my own hands to create novels and illustrations, and to create a world with only tops and bottoms, this is the meaning of my life! "

The silver-haired girl twisted her face and said, "Don't come near me, or I'll make you dream every night of a group of muscular naked men drinking and playing finger-guessing games!"

"Uh……"

"Don't think I'll let you go just because you're a shota... Hey, after a closer look, your "quality" is quite good. If you're paired with a black-bellied scumbag who's older—"

"enough!"

Jiang Liu couldn't bear it any longer and shouted loudly, scaring the two goddesses.

"Ugh!"

The two girls, Jin and Yin, immediately hugged each other and stared at Jiang Liu warily.

Seeing this, Jiang Liu could only hold his forehead weakly and said helplessly: "So, you are not trapped in this maze, but have been staying here for a hundred years?"

"Well, after all, no other gods will come here."

"Here our creations will not be discovered."

"Various prohibited items can also be properly hidden."

“And I don’t have to go to work.”

"Since I don't need to meet anyone, I can only dress up when I remember."

"She's a goddess after all. She won't stink even if she doesn't take a shower."

“But the smell of sweat is unavoidable.”

"Hehe, because it makes me excited——"

"really……"

“Staying at home is the best!”

Jiang Liu: “…”

"Let me make it clear first. No matter how hard you try, we won't leave."