Careful Reincarnation Chat Group

Careful Reincarnation Chat Group Author: Handsome guy, I accidentally

Introduction: Qiu Wenjian: "Hey everyone, I encountered a slime. What should I do? Urgent. Waiting online."

Group leader: "Thanks for the invitation. I'm in the main god space and just came back from completing a mission. If it's a slime, I suggest you kill it with your ultimate move."

Group member A: "No, no, no, of course, we should apply buffs first and prepare an escape route. Slimes are very scary creatures. What if it's the Cute King?"

Group member B: "Ambush him first, don't use all your skills. You can only attack him head-on in the next wave when his skills are on cooldown. If your skills are not enough, I suggest you run away first."

Group member C: "If you succeed in killing it, be sure to finish it off. Slimes are not easy to kill, so it's best to chop them into small pieces."

Qiu Wenjian: "Okay, I got it."

(Expected worlds: Overlord, Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba, Kamen Rider Ex-Aid, Fate Zero, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime, Re:Zero -Starting Life in Another World-, This Hero is Overpowered but Overly Cautious, The Elder Scrolls V)

Section 1 Prologue: Identity Verification is Too Complicated

A university, a classroom, during break.

Qiu Wenjian's roommate was going to the bathroom.

"Hey, can I use your computer to log into my QQ?"

"Sure, use it."

"Thank you."

After taking over his roommate's computer, Qiu Wenjian opened the QQ login interface.

However, what popped up was a quaint dialog box.

"Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to truly... live?"

The dialog box says so.

"Of course not. This is obviously a virus. If you click on it, there will definitely be problems."

However, there is only one option below.

If the only answer is yes, then what’s the point of asking this question?

Qiu Wenjian simply put the dialog box aside. He was just logging into QQ anyway, so it shouldn't be a big deal if he ignored the virus.

He double-clicked QQ again, and this time the dialog box popped up normally. For safety reasons, Qiu Wenjian chose to log in by scanning the QR code on his mobile phone.

As soon as he got on, Qiu Wenjian heard the sound of dripping water.

"The Reincarnationists' noob fight group invites you to join."

Qiu Wenjian was stunned. He had just placed an invitation to the main god space, and now another chat group of reincarnations came.

Could it be that my QQ has been infected?

Qiu Wenjian thought about it and decided to join the group to find out what was going on.

After clicking, Qiu Wenjian suddenly discovered that everything in front of him seemed to have stopped.

It doesn't refer to the computer freezing, but to everything around, whether it is the students walking back and forth during the break, or the teacher wiping the blackboard.

Everything is still at this moment.

Suddenly, several masked men in black rushed in from the door, holding various strange things, probably weapons, and pointed them at Qiu Wenjian.

“We are the security center!”

The man in the lead, holding a gun-like weapon, asked loudly.

"You're such a handsome guy, am I being careless?!"

Handsome guy, I accidentally called him that. It was Qiu Wenjian’s online name. Hearing this, he replied subconsciously.

"Ah, yes."

"Were you applying to join the chat group just now?!"

"It popped up in the chat group itself."

"Answer my question directly!"

The muzzle of the gun moved closer, making Qiu Wenjian nervous. It seemed as if time for everyone around him had stopped, and only he could still move.

This strange phenomenon made him feel a little confused. To be cautious, he decided to answer the questions of these strange people first. Maybe they were the ones behind all this... Let's see what they really want to do.

"It was indeed me who applied to join the group."

"Identify yourself!"

"How do you test this?"

Qiu Wenjian was a little dumbfounded. He was himself!

"Did you just see a pop-up dialog box about the meaning of life?!"

It seems that these people are really related to that dialog box? Qiu Wenjian quickly replied.

"Yes."

"Didn't you make a choice?!"

"Yes."

"Did the invitation to join the group pop up later?!"

"Yes, I told you, it jumped out by itself."

"What's the name of the group?!"

"How did I remember this all of a sudden?!"

The leading man in black pulled the bolt of his gun.

"answer my question!"

The sound of the bullet being loaded made Qiu Wenjian frown.

If this wasn't a prank and was real, I definitely wouldn't be able to escape.

No matter what these people's purpose is, I have to cooperate with them first. As for safety... I can only take it one step at a time.

"It seems like some kind of noob fight? A chat group of noobs fighting among samsara people?"

"Okay! The identity verification has been temporarily passed. You may become a member of our chat group. However, we still suspect that you may be a spy sent by the Lord God. We need further confirmation."

Pointing at the computer, the leading man asked.

"Do you recognize this device?"

"Yes, this is my friend's computer."

"Did you access the Internet through this computer?"

"Yes, I'm just using QQ."

"Do you know what the Lord God Space is?"

"do not know."

I asked three questions in a row, and Qiu Wenjian answered them all honestly.

"One last question, are you a spy sent by the Lord God?!"

"What the hell?!"

"Are you a spy sent by the Lord God?!"

Qiu Wenjian felt that these people had problems with their brains. If he were really a spy, would he say it out loud like this?

"no!"

"So, please indicate which behavior in the following pictures is normal."

There are four pictures in total.

The first one is a tower pushing game, League of Legends. Several people have already pushed to the base, but they are all rushing to the fountain.

The second picture is an anime that Qiu Wenjian knows, where Sasuke is assassinating the Five Kage.

He also recognized the third picture, where Gilgamesh had just been pulled into the Infinite Blade Works by Shirou.

The fourth picture is from a show he had just watched recently. The hero was obviously extremely powerful but overly cautious. The hero was using his skills to madly whip a slime.

Normal? Qiu Wenjian felt that only those with problems had abnormal brains... What the hell was going on?

The only connection...are the first three too reckless? Is the protagonist in the fourth picture more cautious?

If Qiu Wenjian were to choose, he would certainly think that being more conservative is better, as being too reckless would definitely lead to failure.

So, with the mentality of guessing, Qiu Wenjian chose the fourth picture.

"OK, the authentication is successful. Congratulations, handsome guy. I accidentally made you a member of our Reincarnation Noob Chat Group."

The man tapped Qiu Wenjian on the head.

"An invitation to the Lord God Space cannot be refused, and only a cautious person would not reject it immediately. You have proven through your actions that you are qualified to join us, and we have also tested you, and you are not lying. Now, you can connect to our chat group through your consciousness."

After a pause, the man continued.

"Before I officially welcome you, I'd like to tell you what our group rules are."

Although wearing a mask, Qiu Wenjian still felt a very serious atmosphere.

"Act with caution, and be careful. A robust chat group connects our wills."

Section 2 Chapter 1 The Lord's Space is Too Old-Fashioned

"Okay, the Lord God's recruitment quota should be full today. This is probably the last one."

The leader waved his hand, and the other men in black put down their weapons and chatted with each other.

"There can't be anyone else, right? People have been too careless lately, and they all think the Lord God's Space is fun."

"Everyone thought they were the protagonist of the novel, but they all died accidentally."

"The newcomers are pretty good. Let's go have a barbecue tonight to celebrate!"

"Don't set a flag here."

The men in black left the classroom in twos and threes. Everything around them returned to normal only when they disappeared from Qiu Wenjian's sight.

Time began to pass again.

Just when Qiu Wenjian was wondering if he was hallucinating, the computer suddenly burst into a strong light, and then an irresistible force pulled Qiu Wenjian into the computer.

The students around him ignored Qiu Wenjian's shouting, as if nothing had happened.

What Qiu Wenjian didn't know was that the next moment he entered the computer, time in his world stopped again.

——————Transition dividing line——————

Qiu Wenjian woke up from his coma.

Squinting his eyes, he found that he seemed to be lying on the ground.

This place... is definitely not my school.

There is no brick floor in my school. Although I am in an ordinary university, the school is not so poor that it cannot afford to pave a cement floor.

Was I moved to another place by someone or some force?

There seemed to be other people lying around. Qiu Wenjian didn't know who these people were or what they were going to do, but he had a guess in his mind.

If everything that just happened was not an illusion, I might have entered the old-fashioned infinite flow, the main god space that always appears.

If my guess is correct, this is the first world I have experienced.

However, it is better not to stand up rashly. There seem to be a few people lying on the ground anyway. Don't be the first to stand out. Just pretend to be dead on the ground for a while and see what happens. Maybe you can hear some useful information.