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[A newbie, just there to make up the numbers, uploaded a file to the group: "Martial Arts: From Theory to Practice"]
[A newbie uploaded a file to the group, titled "Martial Arts: Basic Guide to Qi Induction" (incomplete)]
Chapter 78 When there's trouble, he's like a father; when there's no trouble, he's like an uncle.
Paid newbie: ?
Paid newbie: What the hell is this thing?
Newbie just there to fill a spot: Can't you even look at this? It's martial arts! Martial arts!! Martial arts!!!
Newbie just filling in the numbers: Regardless of whether it's important or not, I'll repeat it three times.
Grocery store owner: Ah, this
Grocery store owner: You also learned martial arts from the elves?
A seventeen-year-old girl: I've glanced through it, and it seems to be very basic martial arts training. Many parts are still incomplete; it's a system just starting out. Just filling in the numbers.
Sadness: Is this the cultivation system from the senior who just filled in the numbers?
Newbie here: Huh? It seems like it's been ages since I've seen "Shang Shi" (殇逝), I almost forgot about it.
Paid Newbie: Speaking of forgotten group members, there seems to be someone in the group who has always been practically invisible since joining.
Grocery store owner: Uchiha Madara?
Sorrowful Death: Because I'm recovering from my injuries, I got stunned by the giant bird.
Sadness: Was there a Team Uchiha in the group before...?
Paid newbie: Teacher Yangkuku?
Paid Newbie: Teacher Yangkuku, who demonstrated almost every mechanism to newbies? He tried to use a shallow attack like a long sword, and ended up killing himself?
Sorrowful Death: @Paid Newbie Paid Veteran, come and see this 6-8 meter tall monster bird?
Newbie (just filling in the blanks): What?! Are giant birds really 6-8 meters tall?!
Paid newbie: In the game, Teacher Yang Kuku looks only 2-3 meters tall! I'm not very knowledgeable, don't try to fool me!
My favorite is Magical Mary: Um, Mary-chan Alter, you might not believe it, but in the original setting, Sheep Kuku is a behemoth 6-8 meters tall.
My favorite is Magical Mary: It's just that the game model only looks about 2-3 meters tall.
This game, well, the doctor played it when he was slacking off... cough cough, during his breaks. He also did some research on some of the more well-known monsters, and at the time he was confused by the discrepancy between the Great Jaggi's design and its model.
All the other large monsters are in good proportion, so why is Teacher Yang Kuku's proportion so bad?
Newbie (just filling in the numbers): Oh, I see, the setting and the model don't match. I'm familiar with that.
After all, the main character is a goblin, so he's very familiar with this kind of thing.
The character designs depict the four Guardian classes as incredibly mature and all boast large breasts and long legs, but in the game... they're only slightly taller than the Demon Realm characters by a single strand of hair sticking up. My friend often teases me about how short her daughter is, but in reality, the four Guardian classes are only shorter than the Celestial Realm characters in the game's lore.
By the way, in the official 10th anniversary illustrations, the shortest character is the male mage, while the female mage doesn't even need to stand on a box. Actually, the female mage is even flatter than the male mage.
A seventeen-year-old girl: Well, the topic has veered off course quite quickly.
A seventeen-year-old girl: In just a few words, the topic has already jumped around several times.
Newbie just filling in the blanks: Speaking of Uchiha Madara...
Newbie here: It's one of the three major shonen manga, Naruto, a work whose early and later settings are completely contradictory.
Paid newbie: But you can't help it, it's a very classic shonen manga!
A seventeen-year-old girl: I'm really curious, where did you get these two articles, you little filler?
Seventeen-year-old girl: The "qi-drawing" part at the end, you made that up yourself, didn't you, just to make up the numbers?
The passing of time: Of the three major shonen manga, Bleach and Naruto have already ended, leaving only One Piece battling Detective Conan.
General Store Owner: Bleach is on my side. The Thousand-Year Blood War arc felt like it was abruptly cut short and had a terrible ending. Ichigo Kurosaki is a really good young man.
General Store Owner: I'd also like to see the other two works from the other three major shonen manga series.
Newbie here: Naruto, well, the biggest thing I can't accept is the addition of the Child of Destiny concept and the reincarnation of the Sage of Six Paths' two sons.
Newbie commenter: If you're saying that he wasn't the reincarnation of the Six Paths' two sons, and that he was simply an ancestor of the Six Paths, that's one thing. But at least that bloodline is just an auxiliary factor; ultimately, it's still about one's own efforts.
For a newbie just to fill a spot: The fact that the Six Paths himself personally came out to give away cheat codes at the end was really unacceptable.
Paid newbie: Neji, you died so tragically!
Sadness: Yes, I just don't understand. Out of so many people in the main group, why did the brother-in-law have to die? I never expected that.
Sadness: Normally, I can't hit anyone with ranged weapons, but Neji always hits them. What about Kaiten?
Newbie just trying to fill a spot: There are all sorts of analyses online, but most of them are nonsense.
Newbie just filling in the numbers: The group chat has a few members who sound like they're from the Winged Sect, but it's really a bit like an analysis of a certain item. Uncle from the Jiu Jie Shi Guo Za Jiu Huo Dian: Uncle, I've only ever heard the Bleach storyline from the group admin. When you guys discuss Naruto, could you tell me about the Naruto storyline first?
Paid newbie: Too bad, Naruto hasn't even started serialization yet on my end.
Newbie just filling in the numbers: I'm in another world, I don't remember most of the plot, and I can't get the complete manga.
Mourning: +1
Only at times like this does Miss Fox especially miss the dog group owner who hasn't been online for many days.
In general, if you manage to fool the group admin a bit, it's quite easy to get a detailed explanation of the main Naruto storyline, although getting the entire manga is impossible.
It's wonderful to live in a world where we can still enjoy all kinds of entertainment.
Newbie here to fill in the numbers: Let's continue with that analysis.
Newbie commenter: That analysis said the main theme of the early Naruto series was that hard work can break free from fate, right? In the early stages, Neji was constantly talking about fate, and Naruto, through a combination of persuasion and physical punishment, brought him back to reality and made him believe that hard work can indeed help him escape his destiny.
Paid newbie: Oh, I get it.
Paid Newbie: No wonder you're so resistant to the later additions of the Chosen One concept, the Six Paths of Healing, and the Asura reincarnation concept.
Paid newbie: You must have been influenced by this sentence when you were a kid!
The story of "The Passing Away" initially promotes the idea of striving to break free from fate, but later it becomes that everything you do is due to fate?
Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Yeah, that old toad's predictions were never wrong from beginning to end, it's just outrageous!
Newbie filler: So, before their power levels skyrocket and it's revealed that Naruto and Sasuke were able to do everything because of their destiny, they first killed off Nishiki, who already deeply believed that hard work could change his fate.
Newbie just trying to fill a spot: That way Neji won't know that Naruto was able to defeat him because of fate, at least he can still bask in hope, right?
A seventeen-year-old girl: ...
Newbie here to fill the numbers: Oh, right, Grandma Zi just said she was very interested in the two martial arts manuals I got?
Seventeen-year-old girl: ...Heh!
Just wait! If this guy ever comes to Gensokyo, Yukari-neechan will definitely have a grand welcome ceremony waiting for him!
If she fails to teach this newbie, who's just there to fill a spot, how to write the three characters for "Sister Purple," then she'll become Grandma Purple!
Paid newbie: Um, that martial art you mentioned, is it strong?
Newbie just there to fill the numbers: Oh dear, it's not a question of whether it's strong or not!
The newbie who just filled in: It's that kind of thing, the very rare kind.
Newbie just there to fill a spot: It took me three or four hours to talk to a guy with the blue seaweed hairstyle... and I finally managed to get some information out of him.
Newbie just there to fill the numbers: I even spent several hours playing the air-inhalation experiment with him for this!
Paid Newbie: Just filling in the numbers, another tally mark has appeared on your thigh!
Miss Fox pretended not to see it and continued typing.
Newbie here to fill in: This is something I put a lot of effort into compiling, and it should be quite useful for those in the group who haven't gotten started yet!
Seventeen-year-old girl: Hehe!
General Store Uncle: That's great. On my end, maybe the author didn't think about how to train. Spiritual pressure increases entirely through natural growth and enhancements from fighting Hollows. Touchan is just someone who communicates with their Zanpakuto.
My favorite is Magical Merry: Mmm, Merry-chan is so kind-hearted!
Paid newbie: I'm from Pan Technology
Sorrowful Passing: I don't need that, I have my own cultivation system.
Newbie just there to fill a spot: ...
Newbie here to fill the numbers: *hesitant*, let me think of a way to improve my Qi Induction technique with that blue seaweed-headed guy.
Paid newbie: You must be obsessed with rounded corners!
Newbie just there to make up the numbers: !
Newbie who was just there to make up the numbers: How could you slander someone's innocence like this!
Paid newbie: Pah! What innocence! Look at how you treat the older man in the group!
Grocery store owner: ?
Paid newbie: Call me dad when you need help, call me uncle when you don't!
Paid newbie: If it weren't for the fact that you can't freely switch between groups, who knows how many times you've already slept with that old man!
Newbie (just there to fill a spot): Bah! You shameless bastard, how dare you slander me!?
Aizen silently closed the chat group; he no longer wanted to see how many more experiences he would have as a casualty of the situation.
Maybe it will even evolve into a seasoned player who knows all sorts of tricks...
Chapter 79 Oh dear, we're lost.
A morning when living in the wild.
In the hazy state between sleep and wakefulness, I could already feel a strange smell of fresh soil mixed with wild grass wafting towards me, accompanied by unobstructed rays of dazzling golden light shining on my face, which felt quite unpleasant.
Not to mention that she would be covered in fog and very damp when she woke up. If it weren't for the perk of being a transmigrator and her clothes having a self-cleaning function, Miss Fox would definitely be sticky when she woke up in the morning!
"Ah, wait a minute, why do I feel sticky all over..." My dry throat is very uncomfortable.
She crawled halfway out of the sleeping bag, suddenly feeling a chill in front of her. Looking down, she realized her body was covered in sweat. The instant she emerged, she could feel a surge of heat rising from the sleeping bag, assaulting her senses and causing her face to change color. She wiped her body with her hands, which were immediately soaked with sweat.
Oh, I see. You took off your clothes when you went to sleep. Then it's fine.
"But there's still one problem." Miss Fox put her hand to her nose and sniffed. Hmm, there wasn't much of a smell, except for a strong odor of sweat from the sleeping bag.
"Where's the promised body odor?" This sleeping bag is useless; let's just throw it away.
After thinking for a moment, Miss Fox gave up on agonizing over the problem. She cautiously peeked out from the grass and looked around. The big hamster and Brian were piled on top of each other not far away, covered in various mosquitoes, and hadn't gotten up yet.
Seeing this, Miss Fox became bolder and emerged naked from her sleeping bag. —She couldn't bring herself to put on clothes while drenched in sweat!
Snapped!
So as soon as she came out, Miss Fox snapped her fingers like a celestial being, and a spray of pure water fell from the sky, washing over Miss Fox's entire body! So refreshing! So cool!
All the heat that had accumulated inside the sleeping bag was instantly washed away!
However, since this was the wild, not her own home, and there was a male creature sleeping not far away, Miss Fox didn't dare to wander around like that. She quickly dried herself off, put on her clothes, and then fell into deep thought.
He gazed at the extinguished campfire and the two sleeping creatures, lost in thought.
"What happened last night?" My lower body doesn't hurt, so it's okay.
Oh wait, this is another world, we can cultivate now. What if it doesn't hurt after we cultivate?
No, that doesn't make sense. Nothing happened last night, so why is this the first thought that pops into my head? It seems my brain and she are two different species.
When I'm not busy on weekdays and want to sleep, all sorts of random thoughts pop into my head. Or when I'm writing, typing, or thinking about plots, I just can't seem to get any inspiration. But as soon as I'm out strolling around or about to close my eyes and go to sleep, all sorts of inspirations come rushing in, but when I'm excited to write them down, I suddenly can't remember them anymore.
This brain is clearly trying to rebel.
"Then let's calm down!" Miss Fox raised her hand.
[Group Announcement: The newbie who was just there to make up the numbers has died.]
"!"
Brian, who was dozing off, shivered and suddenly woke up!
Perhaps it's the result of his previous hard work practicing "domain" martial arts, or perhaps it's the result of the Qi-inducing experiment he did with Miss Fox last night. Now his perception of the outside world is extremely strong!
In his daze, he sensed that his companion, Miss Fox, who had been with him since yesterday on his journey to the capital, had just died!
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