How did you bunch of silly group members also time travel?

"Yes! Ainz Ooal Gown-sama!"

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Chapter 135 The Fox Girl Who Possesses the Capital to Win Hearts and Minds, Yet Doesn't Understand People

It's 8:54 PM in some unknown world. The weather is clear and cloudless, with a comfortable temperature—perfect for sunbathing and taking a break.

It is located near the plain where the vampire Shalltear attacked, probably.

After all, Miss Fox had been lost for most of the day, and it was only thanks to Pegasus's incredible speed and extensive search that they found this place, which was somewhat close to her memory. Even then, they weren't entirely sure if it was really the right place. The grass was all the same height, and there were no signs of anyone having been here before.

"Damn it, where am I...?" Miss Fox was completely bewildered in an environment where the grass was taller than a person.

You're telling me to give her a map? Someone who can get lost even in her own city of over a decade if she walks a little too far, would be completely lost in this environment where the grass is taller than a person. It's like nowhere is any different. How is she supposed to find her way?!

"That Shalltear should definitely be dismantled like that long-haired woman after she's used up!"

"Why did they have to choose this position of all!"

"And why couldn't the crater they blew up have been bigger? Big enough to have completely destroyed that plain! It would have saved me from having to search for it here!" Miss Fox complained, her emotions reaching their peak.

They were already imagining how many small crystals they would get after dismantling Shalltear.

Before leaving in the morning, the long-haired woman who threw away half the decomposer and half the alchemy extractor lived up to her birth in the Great Tomb of Nazarick, giving Miss Fox a great harvest.

Not to mention the large quantities of colorless small crystals and even more black small crystals, the various materials from the alchemist's secondary profession made Miss Fox a fortune. Many scarce potions were stockpiled to the point of abundance, enough to last her for more than a month if she drank one bottle a day and emptied another.

I really want Shalltear right now; I dream of having her.

"Ugh, this is so annoying..." But now that she couldn't see any environment that matched her memories, a surge of anger welled up inside her.

If she weren't worried that the original owner of the stunning beauty's power was still guarding the vicinity of Shalltear, she would have already hopped along the way, or simply ridden Pegasus to travel.

That way, the field of vision is wide open, and you can see a considerable distance at a glance, making it easy to confirm the direction and find the large crater that Shalltear blasted out.

Unfortunately, she didn't dare.

Well, to say I wouldn't dare isn't entirely true. It's just that I'm about to directly confront Ainz Ooal Gown, and if I accidentally clash with the forces of the original owner of the "Alluring Beauty" faction, it would be troublesome to deal with the Great Tomb while also avoiding another force targeting me. That's why I'm not choosing to keep a low profile and passively advance.

Yes, that's exactly why.

It was precisely because Miss Fox considered everything so thoroughly that she didn't use a more efficient method to find Shalltear.

Peace-loving as she was, she only wanted to catch a glimpse of Shalltear from afar, without alerting anyone, and to use her stunning beauty to lure Shalltear to the forest near Carne Village to wait, while also drawing away any forces that might still be eyeing Shalltear.

Absolutely not, absolutely not because I'm afraid!

"I don't know yet if I can still use the 'Alluring Beauty' skill in this state..." She tugged at her cheongsam, the five-clawed golden dragon embroidered on it had been dull and lifeless ever since she took a hit from the Twin Lotus Azure Flame Falling Demon Scroll given to her by Uncle Aizen.

Now, when Miss Fox tries to pull the dragon's head, it only flashes listlessly as a response, making it really hard to tell if her beauty is still effective.

"You're a world-class item, after all, so you'd better step up your game!"

You looked down on me when I offered myself to you, but now you expect me to help you out.

If the alluring beauty could speak, she would definitely have a long, beautiful, and heartfelt message to share with this current master! "Looks like you're quite energetic too, then let's cheer each other on!" Miss Fox saw the golden dragon pattern flash a few more times, feeling that this was the alluring beauty responding to her expectations, and immediately perked up a bit.

Even with the mortal bone, Miss Fan's speed in cutting weeds was a few points faster.

Wow! It's on fire!

"Hey, hey, hey, my master, don't you think something's a little strange?" Miss Fan Gu's voice suddenly rang in Miss Fox's mind, as if she had noticed something odd.

"What do you mean? My Zanpakuto." Miss Fox tried to sense her surroundings, but didn't detect anything.

But it doesn't matter. Since her own Zanpakuto has such a function, why does she necessarily need a strong sensory ability?

"Have we discovered something strange? Are there enemies? Or have we finally found the right place?"

"It's you, not us. There are no enemies lurking here. As for whether we've found the right place, I don't know, my master." Miss Fan Gu corrected the fox's choice of words, then continued, "Also, I am a Zanpakuto, right?"

"???" Miss Fox was instantly confused.

What a confusing question! It's like your partner has no problems, hasn't been to any strange places, hasn't been cursed, doesn't have any strange family diseases, or seen any weird things, and suddenly one day comes up to you and asks who he/she is.

This is simply a masterpiece of human delusion.

"My dear Zanpakuto, of course you are a Zanpakuto. Are you perhaps a living person as well?"

"..." Miss Fan Gu was silent for a moment before saying softly, "My dear master, it's a miracle that you weren't rejected by Lajus and were accepted by the members of the Blue Rose."

"Hehe, it wasn't as smooth as you said. The masked loli has always disliked me~"

'No, I wasn't complimenting you... Anyway, let's get back to the main topic.'

"The main point? That means we've really found the right path!?" Instantly, the speed of his hands chopping weeds increased even more, like a human lawnmower, carving out his own path in the grass, a brave fledgling eagle charging forward!

'...My dear master...' Miss Fan Gu still really wanted to switch jobs today.

"Is there anything else, my dear Zanpakuto?"

"...A Zanpakuto should be its master's partner, the most reliable ally in battle, and the most suitable opponent and teacher during the master's arduous training, right?"

"Hmm..." Miss Fox thought for a moment, and a flood of memories she thought she had long forgotten, from when she watched Bleach, rushed back into her mind...

What about treating a Zanpakuto as a wife, what about being deeply in love with a Zanpakuto, what about using a Zanpakuto to roast sweet potatoes? I remember it all.

"That's definitely right!"

"Then, my dear master," Miss Fan Gu paused, trying to compose herself, "what are you doing now with your partner, your most trusted companion, your mentor and friend on the path to becoming stronger?"

Miss Fox's eyes lit up; she knew the answer! She immediately raised her hand and shouted, "Cut the grass to clear a path!"

'...' Miss Fan Gu had a heartfelt desire to open her heart to her beloved master and deepen their bond!

The fox lady's stunningly beautiful clothes shone brightly, indicating that she was familiar with the situation!

Absolutely! If you get the chance, you absolutely must switch jobs!! ×2

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Chapter 136 Nothing is more important than pornographic images

The huge, bowl-shaped pit was full of craters. Shalltear, who was usually looking down at the ground with a deep expression, was surrounded by a mixture of colorless and black crystal fragments. This was definitely the place that Miss Fox was looking for.

'I can't believe we actually found the right path! We found Shalltear before dark...' The mortal maiden, who had spent half the day chopping weeds and hadn't held out much hope, couldn't help but cry when she saw her master had actually found Shalltear. If a sword could shed tears.

Heaven knows what Miss Fan Gu is feeling right now, having already prepared herself to be used for weeding again tomorrow.

"But they're still there, the people who guard Shattaya." Hiding behind the weeds, Miss Fox said, looking at the obvious traces of campfires.

Although it had been treated, the remnants of the campfire were still visible, indicating that it had only been extinguished recently. This meant that people had been cooking and eating together here not long ago, and there was indeed a lingering aroma in the air – the smell of food.

Thinking about it this way, Miss Fox couldn't help but recall the rice noodle rolls, water chestnut cake, shrimp dumplings, crystal buns, barbecued pork buns, barbecued pork, white sugar cake, pork jerky, wonton noodles, taro cake, mille-feuille, and slow-cooked soup that she had eaten since childhood in her hometown...

Slurp! "A medieval European-style alternate world is a bad civilization!"

The food looked good, but tasted just so-so!

Once the chat group opens up the time travel function, I definitely want to find a world with group members from China to travel to and properly reminisce about all the delicious snacks from China!

'My dear master, please stop drooling. Aren't you trying to shift the blame?'

Shalltear is controlled by a beauty of unparalleled grace. Only someone with such beauty can command Shalltear; otherwise, she will remain in her current wild form, motionless.

Since the "Alluring Beauty" character lacks wireless remote control capabilities, the commands can only be executed near Shalltear. This is why the group is still stationed around Shalltear.

While monitoring Shalltear's status, waiting patiently might lead to the fox lady returning to retrieve Shalltear.

"My dear Zanpakuto... this matter cannot be rushed!"

The orders must be audible to Shalltear; if you just shout them out randomly here, those lurking nearby will also hear them.

In particular, it is disguised as abandoned armor, a Platinum Dragon Aspect used by the Dragon Aspect to walk in the human world.

Miss Fox could clearly sense a vast amount of magical power flowing continuously from afar through the armor components. While it was impossible to remain constantly vigilant, there was definitely some kind of trigger trap on them.

"If this is accidentally triggered when you get close, it will be like stirring up a hornet's nest, my dear Zanpakuto!" The fox lady was also amused to find that the Alluring Beauty did not have the ability to issue commands with her mind after finding Shalltear.

You're supposed to be a world-class item, this is a bit useless.

Miss Fox could only be furious at her lack of ambition. As a World-Class Item, she didn't know how to make any effort. Couldn't she be more mature and become an infinitely usable "Twenty"? If that's the case, why would she risk getting close to Shalltear?!

"Sigh..." the fox sighed, life was not easy.

The stunning golden dragon pattern shimmered, and Miss Fan Gu gently shook the blade to comfort her.

"This is a bit tricky. There wasn't a single trap when we got close. The traps must all be in the pits..." Miss Fox still vividly remembers the time she encountered that small team and how she felt like she was stepping on a trap every few steps.

As she approached the pit, she didn't find a single spot that seemed like a trap, and she walked blindly without incident, which basically confirmed that the pit was definitely full of traps. The worst part was that she couldn't tell which spots were traps and which weren't.

"This is such a headache..." Miss Fox couldn't help but complain.

Miss Fan Gu looked behind her. There, a golden-haired mage had come to inspect the area because the weeds were swaying abnormally when Miss Fox approached. After confirming that there were no problems with the densely packed traps, he raised his hand, made a few gestures, and left.

Throughout the entire process, even when inspecting a trap array under Miss Fox's bottom, they didn't touch Miss Fox at all. The two seemed to have an unparalleled tacit understanding; when one raised their hand, the other reached out; when one withdrew their hand, the other also put it back; when one needed space, the other also moved to make room in perfect unison.

Countless near misses, almost meeting each other and noticing each other's presence, yet each time they just missed each other by a hair's breadth.

"What should I do? There are traps everywhere. How am I supposed to get through them?" Miss Fox was still complaining.

Just as the Golden-haired Mage left to a distance where he wouldn't notice Miss Fox's voice, the two seemed to exist in a world without each other, neither aware of the other, like two parallel lines that would never intersect.

Although they once stirred ripples of desire to touch each other, they ultimately fell just short, remaining parallel lines, unrelated to one another.

Miss Fan Gu remained silent in response.

Newbie here to fill in the blanks: Noelle, are there any lewd pictures while I was away?

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: This is really important to me!

Frustrated at not being able to find a solution, Miss Fox decided to seek help from netizens online.

Noelle: The information records are right there, can't you look at them yourself?

Newbie just there to fill a spot: Since Noelle's always online, it's so easy to just ask her.

Noelle: I'm not a message logger!

Noelle: And I've never seen any of these people post any lewd pictures! You pervert!

Newbie just there to fill a spot: Is that so...?

Newbie just there to fill a spot: But speaking of which, why are you the only one online at this time?

Newbie just there to make up the numbers: Where are the others?

Noelle: Don't even mention it! That guy Aoyama has been causing trouble for most of the day! It only just calmed down!

Noelle: His speech was a mix of threats and fawning, his attitude changed drastically, and he was so disgusting that I wanted to block him!

Paid newbie: It's a shame this crappy group doesn't have an option to mute other people's messages.

Paid newbie: Finally, some peace and quiet! I thought it would be another period of time for Aoyama to dominate the scene.

Noelle: That guy from Qingshan calmed down not long ago, I don't know if he was tired or he finally passed out.

Noelle: I don't know what happened.

Newbie (just there to fill a spot): So what happened?

Newbie just there to fill a spot: I'm really curious!

Paid newbie: Noelle, did anyone post any lewd pictures while I was away?

Noelle: ...The information records are right there.

Noelle: Your next sentence is! "This is really important to me!"

Newbie paying for this: This is really important to me!

Noelle: ...

Newbie just there to fill a spot: To be honest, it's true.

Newbie here just to fill in the numbers: Nothing is more important than lewd pictures!

What was she trying to do on the group? That's not important anymore. What's important is whether there were any explicit pictures!

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Chapter 137 Persecution? Not at all!

Newbie just filling in the numbers: Let's not talk about that now, I'm faced with another multiple-choice question.

Newbie just trying to fill a spot: How to fight the enemy?

Paid newbie: Wow, why are you always causing trouble!