I am in Mihua, and the ladies all like me

Twenty seconds later, she stopped and came to the door of a guest room.

This is Serabelle's room.

Kuroba Chikage had been to this room twice before, and each time left an indelible double memory in her mind and body, so there was absolutely no way she could have gone wrong.

As for the method of entering, it is also very simple.

Quietly stopping at the door of the room, Kuroba Chikage glanced at the still motionless door of Akai Mary's room next door, and took out a spare room card from her trouser pocket.

That was something Vermouth had specially left for her yesterday.

Looking down at the room card in her hand, the thief's wife bit her lip lightly, feeling a little complicated.

To be honest, she has stolen a lot of things in her life, from the time when she was still the Phantom Thief Lady more than 20 years ago until now. There is no large gang in the world that she has not easily fooled. As for the vaults, it is as easy and comfortable for her to steal them as if she were strolling in her own backyard.

But even so, her targets were mostly jewelry and cultural relics. This was the first time she had targeted someone like this...

Although it was indeed what she wanted.

Never mind, let’s get started!

drop.

When the access card is placed on the sensing area, the red dot on the display screen above the door handle turns from red to green with an extremely slight sound effect, and the lock that locks the outer door handle in the door lock also opens.

Press it gently with your hand and push it with a little force, and the door will open a crack.

Hei Yu Qianying pursed her lips, put away the room card and walked into the room. She closed the door behind her and took off her shoes at the door. She stepped on the floor with only her stockings on her feet and walked quietly to the bedroom inside.

The owner of the bedroom has not woken up yet. The room is very quiet, with only shallow breathing sounds spreading in the air.

The thief's wife came to the bed and lowered her head. Serabelle was still sleeping quietly with her eyes slightly closed.

However, although it was midsummer with an average daytime temperature of over 30 degrees, the boy was still covered with a thin air-conditioning blanket because the hotel provided air conditioning all day.

This brat actually knows how to maintain his health?

After complaining a little in his heart, Heiyu Qianying tentatively lifted the quilt from his feet to the side little by little.

When it was opened to the waist, Hei Yu Qianying, who was finally able to see the specific scene clearly in a conscious state, couldn't help swallowing.

It's so exaggerated that it actually came out directly from the waistband...

Hei Yu Qianying couldn't believe that it was because of such a thing that she had been running around in such a mess that her brain was completely confused. She even couldn't help herself and pretended to be Sharon to deceive.

The result was that Sharon severely controlled him, and eventually the current situation occurred.

Although I am definitely a little unwilling, but... it doesn't matter anymore.

Feeling that the saliva on the other side was about to drip out, Heiyu Qianying gently took off his clothes, pressed his knees on the edge of the bed, and sat down precisely.

"……Well?"

Feeling the pressure on her body, Serabell opened her eyes dazedly.

In the still hazy vision, a rather elegant and mysterious purple color looked down upon him, causing him to habitually call out the name that Vermouth requested.

"Chikage...? What time is it now?"

"It's still early. It's not even six o'clock yet."

As he spoke, Hei Yu Qianying bent down with some difficulty, leaned over and blew gently into the boy's ear.

"Young people are quick-tempered. Let Qianying take care of all the anger that has accumulated overnight~"

……

As the saying goes, big words before the game, nonsense during the game, and silence after the game.

After a short period of bold talk and a long period of nonsense, after an hour, Hei Yu Qianying finally entered the stage of silence.

It’s not that I don’t want to speak, but I’m speechless.

"Qianying...Qianying?"

A hazy call came from my ears, and the blurred vision gradually became clear.

The focusing process seemed a little longer than usual. It was not until the face of the young man on the left and right completely merged into one that Hei Yu Qianying finally came to his senses and blinked his eyes.

"What, what's wrong?"

"I still want to ask..."

Seeing that the wife finally spoke, Serabelle was speechless for a moment but also felt a little relieved.

"I saw Qianying you suddenly hugged me and then stopped moving. I thought something happened to you."

"what……"

Now it was Hei Yu Qianying's turn to be speechless.

She was the only one who knew what had happened. Judging from the fact that her senses were gradually recovering and combined with Serabel's description, it was likely that she had just... lost consciousness.

"But it's almost time. It's already eight o'clock."

Looking back at the time on the electronic clock on the wall, Serabel leaned over and held the wife's smooth and white back with both hands and sat up.

"Let's take a shower and go downstairs for breakfast... By the way, let me help you take off your wig, Sharon. You can remove your makeup yourself when you go back. Your hair will be stuck in there and you can't wash it, which is always uncomfortable. And if Qianzi sees us when we go downstairs, she will scold me again..."

As she said this, Serabelle pushed aside the wife's bangs and tried to find the edge of the wig.

But he searched for a long time but couldn't find it.

"...Sharon, how are you going to take off this wig?"

There was really no other way, Serabelle could only humbly ask for advice.

However, the scene where he thought a certain thousand-faced witch would tease him a little did not appear. Instead, the thief's wife turned her face away slightly in embarrassment.

"Drag... there's no such thing."

Chapter 776: No Way Back

After an hour of excitement, Serabelle's room finally welcomed the first silence of the morning.

Can someone translate for me what "cross-dressing...there is no such thing" means?

It was as if his head was being pressed hard by a hydraulic press, and Serabel felt as if the whole world began to spin in his brain.

He tried to analyze and understand it from many angles, but the answers he came to in the end were all the same.

That is - the person in front of me is not in disguise, but this is her real appearance.

That means...

It is equivalent to...

The silence lasted for six seconds.

Serabelle is a person whose facial expressions don't change much in normal days, but after saying this, his facial expression changed three times in six seconds, perfectly replicating Jim Hackney's facial expression when private secretary Bernard said "no Foreign Office, no Treasury, but choose the middle way" in the Christmas special "Partisan Play" in the Yes Man series.

From being confused at the beginning to gradually realizing but still doubting, to finally understanding and being convinced and then being deeply shocked.

"...Aunt Qianying?"

Serabelle calmed down her expression, but it was not true calmness, but dullness.

"Um……"

The thief's wife's cheeks were flushed as she turned her face slightly away, and the sound she made was as thin as a mosquito's hum.

It is hard to imagine that the shy expression of a 17-year-old girl would appear on a mature woman in her forties.

After all, Kuroba Chikage has always given Serabell the impression of a frivolous female uncle. Perhaps this description is a bit exaggerated, but she does drink occasionally and tease her juniors while being slightly drunk.

Just like when he talked about the Thousand Shadows in her room before, he actually took the initiative to hold Serabel's hand and asked him to call him Thousand Shadow or something like that.

With such an inherent impression of the character, he suddenly revealed such a pure look, and Serabel felt that she couldn't help but pull it out again.

"Wait, wait a minute, Qianying can't do it anymore..."

Sensing the changes in her body, Heiyu Qianying was startled and quickly waved her hands to beg for mercy with a red face, but her voice became smaller and smaller as she spoke further.

"Bell, you know that Chikage's endurance has never been his strong point."

"...?"

The second half of this sentence made a new question mark appear above Serabel's head, following the question mark, exclamation mark and then the big exclamation mark.

What do you mean he also knows?

Why would he know?

This sentence was like a trigger switch, instantly allowing Serabelle to recall all the previous unnatural details and quickly connect them together.

There was no need for verbal communication, Kuroba Chikage knew what the boy was thinking just by observing the changes in expression on his face.

She really wanted to pretend that she knew nothing, but now that things had developed to this point, there was no need to hide some of the previous things anymore.

The thief's wife bit her lower lip shyly, and her eyes looked to the side with a pool of spring water in them.

"Actually... I was the one who came in yesterday afternoon, and I was also the one who came the night before yesterday..."

"..."

"..."

Silence, silence, silence.

Serabelle's brain wasn't bad, but with such a huge amount of information, a big buffer bar could not help but appear on his forehead.

First of all, it was Vermouth who told him the night before that she would go back to her room to change into her newly bought carefully selected underwear, but the truth was that the "Vermouth" who came was actually Kuroba Chikage in disguise.

But it was impossible for Vermouth not to come without a reason, and she did not give any explanation afterwards. In addition, the underwear that Akai Mari wore later that night was unexpectedly bold.

Although I didn't pay much attention to it at the time because I was busy, I felt something was wrong when I thought about it afterwards.

How could Sister Mary wear such revealing underwear?

Then it was yesterday afternoon. Before leaving, Vermouth said, "I'll go back and change clothes and touch up my makeup and come back. It will take about fifteen minutes." But in the end, she came back in just a few minutes, and it was Kuroba Chikage herself. After that, Kuroba Chikage, played by Vermouth, did not appear again.

To sum up, in one word.

"...Did you guys make an appointment?"

It took Serabelle a full minute to finally figure out the logic.

But unexpectedly, the answer that I thought was completely correct was answered negatively by the thief's wife.

Kuroba Chikage blushed and lowered her head.

"It was actually just an accident at first. I was pretending to be Sharon just to get information about what happened to Qianzi. I was even wondering why you, Bell, came back after having dinner even though Sharon had asked you out."

"But Qianying didn't think too much about it at the time. He disguised himself as Sharon and came straight here. But he didn't expect that after entering the door, Bell..."

Ok……

Recalling the scene at that time, Serabelle chose to remain silent.

I think from the perspective of the thief’s wife, she had just entered the door and had no time to say a word before she was directly filled with water.

"Sharon..."

"Sharon probably pretended to be Ms. Akai just for fun, to tease Bell." Kuroba Chikage muttered, "But I didn't expect to see Chikage pretending to be herself doing that with you, Bell, as soon as I walked in."

Ok.

After understanding the details of the first time, Serabelle immediately became confused again.

"If the day before yesterday was a coincidence, then yesterday and today are..."

"Because it's really comfortable. (whisper)"

Before the boy could finish his words, Hei Yu Qianying, who was lowering her head and blushing to her ears, suddenly interrupted.

But because her voice was so soft and her pronunciation was unclear, Serabelle almost didn't hear it clearly at such a close distance.

After telling the real reason, the thief's wife seemed to have given up... or rather, she relaxed a little as if her last line of defense had been broken, and even raised her head and glanced at Serabell cautiously.

"Although it's also partly Sharon's fault. Ever since Sharon saw through her the night before last, she deliberately went to find Qianying and said something like she wanted to pretend to be Qianying and have sex with you, Bell."

"I didn't take it seriously at first, I just thought it was a little bad, but then I slowly realized that I couldn't help but take it seriously, because as soon as I closed my eyes, my mind was filled with the image of Sharon pretending to be Qianying and the image of you, Bell."

"Qiying tried to solve it himself, but it had little effect except making himself very tired."

At this point, the thief's wife finally raised her head and looked shyly but firmly at the young man who was standing so close in front of her.