The Unjust System and My War-Crazy Self

"Whether it was Yue Peng's incarnation, the Golden-winged Dapeng, or the later Divine Fire Flying Crow, they were likely the debut of gliders to the world."

"When the enraged Yue Peng flew into the treacherous minister's house in a glider shaped like a flying bird, what do you think the people at that time saw?"

"Isn't it just a big roc that kills all the treacherous ministers?"

"And with Yue Peng's martial arts, it's not impossible for him to massacre the Qin Mansion."

"Besides, there were many sympathizers and potential supporters of Yue Peng in Lin'an City at that time—"

"Otherwise, there wouldn't have been a scene two years later where Yue Peng went south of the Yangtze River and the Rong army had no intention of resisting, with all the troops along the way surrendering at the sight of him."

"With their cooperation, it will naturally be easier."

"Later, the birth of the Divine Fire Crow also proved this point."

"At least by the middle of the Yan Dynasty, the Divine Fire Crow was widely used on the battlefield. At that time, Yan soldiers used primitive gliders filled with gunpowder to attack the enemy, creating fire and chaos among the enemy troops."

"Based on this, it can be inferred that Prince Yue may have used this primitive glider to burn Zhang Jun's linked warships and escape from Lin'an City."

"Except for the first time when Prince Yue had no choice but to ride it himself, no one else took the gliders afterwards. With the technology at that time, manned gliding was still too dangerous."

"This may also be the reason why historical records all record that Yue's army had many birds as soldiers."

"And these birds like to set themselves on fire to charge the enemy—it's impossible that Yue's army actually has crows that set themselves on fire."

"But later on, these technologies were not well preserved and eventually disappeared in the long river of history."

"Even if future generations tried to imitate it, they were unable to recreate the Divine Fire Crow."

“......Well, then.” The student was almost completely confused.

"Are you saying that Prince Yue really did cross the Yangtze River on the back of a whale?"

"That's of course impossible." The fisherman in the straw hat smiled slightly.

"In fact, it's clearly stated in Yan Shu that the Giant Whale Gang is coming to surrender. The first one is connected to form a floating bridge, so they can cross."

"A gang of thieves called the Giant Whale Gang came to surrender. They connected their boats bow to stern to create a floating bridge, allowing Yue's army to pass through."

"We gathered so many ships in such a short time, buying Prince Yue precious time to attack—"

"So, later in the Yan Dynasty, these people even boasted about their achievements as boat trackers."

"And since the public didn't understand this, they naturally spread rumors, mistaking the Divine Fire Crow for a real bird and the Giant Whale Gang for a real giant whale."

"Plus, these aquatic mammals are usually friendly to humans, so..." The fisherman in the straw hat looked at the finless porpoise that was still rolling on its belly in the water and spitting water at him.

"These animals became the subordinates of Prince Yue in folklore."

"And the second type." The straw hat fisherman continued to explain.

"They're unexplained natural phenomena, like earthquakes, fires, tornadoes."

"The ancients couldn't understand what was happening, so they could only guess and believe that it was a matter of divine connection.

"For example, during the reign of Yan Dairong, colorful clouds appeared in Shanxi."

"Then the local Xin Army general interpreted this as a dream from the gods, a blessing from heaven, and a good battle. They then gathered their main forces to fight Yue Peng."

"The local rebels interpreted this as General Yue being the reincarnation of Dapeng."

"They also spread the story of Yue Peng's previous victory over the Yellow River and his defeat of the Xin Army, saying that the Yellow River parted to make way for General Yue, and that General Yue had received divine favor, so he hurried to join the army—"

"The final result was that the two armies fought a major battle, and the Xin army was completely annihilated."

"Obviously, from our modern perspective, the appearance of the rainbow clouds has absolutely nothing to do with the outcome of the future battle. It holds no meaning or omen at all."

“But the ancients believed this.”

"In modern times, formulating battle plans based on the shape and color of clouds in the sky... Which country could pull off such an operation?"

"But that's how it was in ancient times, and people still believed it was God's will."

"Since it's God's will, then of course it has to be recorded in history books."

"Is that so..." The student nodded slowly. He felt that what the other party said seemed to make sense.

"Then, what about the third category?" Speaking of this, he couldn't help but feel a little curious.

"The third category." The fisherman in the straw hat said speechlessly.

"It's just a pun."

"For example, at that time, Xixia and Annan were both saying that Yue Peng had an elite unit of soldiers who had transformed into carp, known as the Fish Scale Army."

"The Fish Scale Army, clad in iron armor, is invulnerable to swords and spears. They are invincible in battle and capture everything they conquer, looking down on everyone..."

"They were once subordinates of the evil spirits, but later abandoned the dark and joined Yue Peng. They then fought in many battles and made great achievements."

"It's as if Prince Yue has an army of carp spirits under his command."

"I turned to the Yan Dynasty's history and found out that Emperor Taizu of Yan established the Imperial Guard..."

The fisherman in the straw hat said this, his face was already in a state of confusion.

"Fish Scale Army, Imperial Guards, just by using homophones, they can make up such a rich story for the troops under Prince Yue."

“What can those who write history books do?”

"They couldn't verify it on the spot, so naturally they just recorded what everyone said."

"As for whether this is true or not, people can only judge for themselves."

"Therefore, we must look at what happened in ancient times from a modern perspective, with a scientific eye and a rigorous attitude, but we must never be sarcastic or dismissive."

"Magic Swallow Book Catalog?"

The fisherman in the straw hat shook his head.

"Just a boring joke."

"......Yo yo yo." The middle-aged man next to him said sarcastically after hearing what the fisherman in the straw hat said.

At first he thought the straw hat fisherman was speaking for him, but it turned out that he wasn't.

But it doesn't matter, he has a way to deal with the straw hat fisherman.

He glanced at the straw hat fisherman's float, which had not moved at all.

“He’s still a cultured person.”

"But after all this talk, you're still the Air Force?"

"......" The fisherman in the straw hat blushed, veins popping out on his forehead, and argued.

"I've only been here a short time."

"Why is it the Air Force?"

PS: 2-in-1

Chapter 355 - A Woo Woo Car Overturn

Police station.

Inside the office.

Although it was late at night, there was still a flickering red light and the house was filled with smoke.

"The quota for this year isn't enough." Several police officers looked solemn.

You know, they have case handling targets this year—

Without enough achievements, their bonuses and performance will be affected!

But the New Year is almost here, and we are still short of a few people.

Ah this...

"Xiao Yao." An older police officer asked tentatively.

"You have a good relationship with the inspection team. Can you ask them if they have any fish?"

"No." Xiao Yao shook his head like a rattle.

“This year the indicator has doubled again.”

"There aren't enough of them to catch."

Hearing this, there was a moment of silence in the office.

"This indicator is unreasonable..." someone complained.

"Who wants more cases every year? Having fewer cases means good public security."

"Jingle Bell!"

Just then, the phone rang.

When someone picked up the phone, his ears moved slightly, and then he jumped up.

"where!?"

"Yuedi Temple!?"

“Okay, okay!”

"We'll be there right away!"

He hung up the phone, his tone hurried.

"Someone call the police!"

"A thief is stealing things in Yuedi Temple!"

"It's still a gang crime!"

The next second, he saw green light in his colleagues' eyes, like wolves in the night.

“Ahhhhh!!”

All the police officers in the office rushed out like zombies out of a cage.

In less than half an hour, they caught a group of people who were grunting and struggling against the kneeling statue outside the Yuedi Temple.

The police officers rushed forward without hesitation, pinned the men to the ground and gave each of them a pair of silver bracelets.

Great harvest!!

After the interrogation, the old police officer was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.

"Oh my god, it's almost Chinese New Year. Are you here just to boost your sales for the annual bizarre cases?"

"They actually thought the kneeling statue of Emperor Rongli outside the Yuedi Temple was real?"

"So you're planning on stealing it and selling it for money?"

It is said that during the period when Yan and Rong were in power, Yue Peng went to the south of the Yangtze River, searched the mountains and seas, and captured Emperor Rong Li.

Then he poured the melted boiling gold into Emperor Rongli's mouth, executing the tyrant.

Later, when Yue Lei established Yanjing as the capital and founded the Yan Dynasty, he built a temple for Yue Emperor and cast kneeling statues of the tyrant emperor and treacherous ministers outside the temple, making them despised by all eternity.

The kneeling statue of Emperor Rong Li has always been rumored to be him—

After hearing this rumor, this group of stupid thieves came up with a bad idea.

Emperor Rongli was killed by being drowned in gold water. Doesn't that mean the kneeling statue outside the Yue Emperor Temple must have a lot of gold in its belly?

If you steal the statue, wouldn't that mean you've just gotten a bunch of gold for free?

So they started preparing intensively.

In order to conceal their presence, they deliberately chose to act late at night.

But the problem is...

"They never thought about it." Xiao Yao was also stunned.

"Isn't the Yuedi Temple always crowded even at night?"

Just like after King Anxi died, the three religions all came out to grab the credit.

After Emperor Yue's death, many religions also emerged to grab the credit.

You revere him as the Great Emperor of the Three Realms, the Loyal Protector of the Nation, the Suppressant, the Demon-Suppressing Emperor. I revere him as the Bodhisattva of the Nine Heavens, the Infinite Universal Benevolence and the Wonderful Dharma, the Golden-Winged Dapeng King. And every time a period of time passes, this title will continue to be extended...