A weird game that starts with goose and duck killing

Lin Xuehui spread her hands.

How can I put this... I shouldn't have invested so much money in it!

If she loses and her fans lose a lot of money, all fans will become black fans.

Not recommended!

Chapter 35 About how to get bigger

Lin Xuehui was reading the newspaper, but Lin Xianer was making trouble inside her.

"Mother, I have an idea!"

"Now that we know the content of the next world in advance, why don't we find some Taoist priests to teach us?"

"I saw in the video that they are all very powerful!"

Lin Xuehui waved her hand: "Those are all from P..."

But then I thought about it, this world is not a pure world without demons.

So she added: "...It's hard to say."

Lin Xianer fell into confusion: "Mother, what is going on?"

Lin Xuehui raised her eyebrows slightly.

Will Taoist priests be useful in reality?

According to what I saw in that weird space last time, the slightly more demonic individuals have basically been sealed.

In any case, immortality cultivation is also developed based on Taoism.

"Well, your idea makes sense."

At least mastering the Taoist classics and the correct method of meditation has both advantages and disadvantages.

Lin Xian'er hugged Lin Xuehui's waist: "Let them teach us how to overcome the disaster!"

Lin Xuehui: "...It's definitely not this, right?"

At noon, Lin Xuehui came to Hayasaka and released a high-paying recruitment message.

We are looking for real people and half-immortals from all walks of life to come to Lin Xuehui's training camp to teach temporarily.

Although it is temporary, this is a lot of money... I believe that those who are willing to come will be like a crucian carp crossing the river.

I wonder if I can attract one or two real people?

Lin Xuehui looked at the recruitment news she posted with great concern.

Feel...

Not reliable!

Lin Xuehui turned around and went to hell again, asking You Meng to help her recruit reliable Taoist priests.

Although she is the richest player, hell is too vast, and the power she possesses can only be regarded as the level of a rich man in comparison, and cannot be compared with the financial resources in reality.

But with her connections in Gensokyo and her own popularity, she should still be able to find some reliable teachers.

Among those who have already died, I guess they are somewhat reliable, right?

Although the things from hell will be weakened when brought back to reality, the knowledge should be somewhat useful.

Youmeng nodded: "Taoist priest, right? I understand."

Lin Xuehui pinched her chin, feeling...

Will Youmu go to Gensokyo to find some familiar people?

That's actually pretty good.

If some unknown powerful people came, Lin Xuehui would be a little bit worried.

I couldn't help but think of something like seizing one's body.

Although he is a weird game player, few people would think that this is a good status.

After school in the afternoon, Poch and the others came home for dinner.

Lin Xuehui found that Kita's expression was a bit abnormal.

"what happened?"

Lin Xuehui patted Kita on the shoulder: "Aren't you full?"

"Xiaoxue, I can't get enough of human food...but that's not what I'm thinking about."

Kita stared at Pochi thoughtfully: "How on earth can I be like Goto-san..."

"Goto-san is big, right?"

Pochi's hand holding the chopsticks froze: "Eh?"

Kita put his hand on his chest: "In comparison, I just..."

Pochi breathed a sigh of relief: "Ah, so that's what I'm talking about."

Lin Xuehui was silent for a moment.

Otherwise, who else could it be? ? ?

Liang said while eating: "It doesn't matter... everyone doesn't care..."

Kita struggled and said: "Hey~ I want to at least reach the average."

"Just like Ryo-senpai." Kita looked at Ryo and added.

Ryo puffed up his chest proudly.

Although this doesn't seem to be much of a compliment.

Lin Xuehui said: "So it's this..."

The elevation difference within the band is indeed a bit noticeable.

If he didn't like the hunchback, Porchi actually had a good figure.

Although Ryo's cup is much worse than Boqi's, her figure is very standard. If she grows taller, she will have a model figure.

Lin Xuehui likes to wear light and fluttering clothes, often covered with a wide collar or a small cloak with a complicated front, so it is easy to miss it, but it is not small.

Hongxia and Kita...

Let's put it this way, the anime weakened Porchi to an epic level, and Ryo also had a small nerf, but it had no effect on Kita and Nijika. (high emotional intelligence)

They are both very thin. Did they not get enough nutrition when they were children?

Hongxia sighed: "Give up, Kita."

"I only have to look at my sister to know that there's no way I'm going to grow any longer."

Um...

Hongxia seems to be feeling another kind of sadness.

Pochi said: "That...Daye has big troubles."

"For example, people like me... can easily develop the habit of hunchback..."

"For example, it's easy to sweat, and it's very heavy... It's also a little difficult to breathe when you stand up straight..."

The more Pochi talked, the sadder Kita seemed.

She held her head: "Ichiri-chan may be right on one side!"

"But some people won't understand the feelings of those who don't have it!"

Kita fell down on the table

Lin Xuehui asked: "Is something irritating you?"

Kita, like Hongxia, has always been in a bad state...

This issue was almost never mentioned.

Except for Liang's complaints, everyone remained silent on the matter.

What inspired Kita to start bringing this up?

Kita said: "I...I was praised by the succubi in the last game..."

"They said..."

Kita found her state and imitated: "You actually possess the body of a transvestite? You're so smart!"

"Yes, it feels very difficult to be suspected!"

"Who is the 'transvestite'——!" Kita covered her face.

Hongxia seemed to have suffered splash damage:

"It's too much to say."

"That's it!"

"so..."

Kita looked at Lin Xuehui: "Um...Xiaoxue, I heard that you can get bigger if you rub it regularly. I don't know if it's true."

Hongxia started to speak but stopped.

In fact, Hongxia has proven through personal experience...

It's useless!

What's even more embarrassing is that my sister discovered this.

Her sister told her that day, "Actually, I knew it was useless before. I would have told you earlier!" Hong Xia was greatly shocked.

So now she is hesitant whether to tell Kita the truth...

The truth that has been hidden for generations...

Lin Xuehui was also silent for a moment.

That seems like pseudoscience, right?There is no evidence that massage promotes glandular development!never mind.

Lin Xuehui put her hands on the dining table in front of her nose: "...Maybe it will be useful?"

"Let's try it first."

I don’t want to hurt Kita.

It's definitely not for any other reason.

Kita seemed to have thought of something, a burst of red clouds floated on her face, and she whispered: "Okay... okay..."

Hongxia was stunned: No, I missed the opportunity to tell the truth!

Chapter 36 Taoist priests: What are you doing here, bald donkey!

But Kita seems to be very happy too...

So be it.

Hong Xia lay down on the table.

"Senior Ichichi, are you feeling uncomfortable?" Kita blinked: "Do you want to come with me when I take a shower later?"

"I also want?"

Hong Xia quietly widened her eyes and suddenly felt heartbroken.

First, he was regarded as a "tablet" companion by Kita.

Secondly, I knew it was useless, but I still had to agree!

But if he showed too little interest, wouldn't it be a disservice to Kita?This cycle of despair!

Hong Xia had no choice but to tug on Lin Xuehui's skirt: "Okay... okay..."

It wasn't until she compared carefully while taking a shower that Hongxia discovered that she seemed a little bigger than Xi (about 1cm in bust), and then she suddenly felt relaxed all over.