The lonely Hikigaya Hachiman wants to become the king of mystery novels

In the second story "Disintegration and Lifting", the murderer cut the body into pieces just to facilitate transportation.

The third story "Disintegration and Transfer" he sent to Yangno was to frame the blame by dismembering the body, and the technique was even more absurd.

"Wow, junior, are you finally willing to let senior see a serious serialization of the Eight Classics? I'm so touched, I'm sobbing."

Yukinoshita Harano's reply was very pretentious, but it could be seen that she was indeed very happy.

Happy Yangno opened the manuscript of "Disintegration and Transfer" on the computer.

A man and a woman are on a blind date. This is not the first time that these two people have met.The woman once saw the man in a bookstore, and he was browsing erotic magazines.

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Yukinoshita Harano was speechless. She had just finished writing the video for the last story, and now she is starting to write this story again for an eroge magazine.It's quite fun, Hikigaya-senpai.

While the man was feeling embarrassed, he suddenly heard the table next door discussing a recent murder case.To divert attention, he decided to ask the woman to listen with him.

One day, the man of a house went out carrying a bunch of black garbage bags to throw out garbage.He looked very anxious, as if he was dealing with a difficult pile of garbage.However, this day was not the prescribed garbage collection day. After the male owner went out, he was criticized by a group of people, led by a female salesman.

This group of people began to besiege the male host. At this time, a black bag in the male host's hand fell to the ground. The contents inside were witnessed by everyone present - it turned out to be a decomposed corpse.

The police soon arrived and found out the identity of the body. It was the female owner who lived with the male owner.Although he was caught by a group of people, the male owner insisted that he did not kill anyone. He did not even know that there was a body in it. The bag was originally placed in his home. He just packed up the other garbage and took it out to throw away. Just dropped.

The male owner is a scumbag, he works in two boats, and the female owner lives with him.In addition, he had a female lover. The male owner suspected that the female lover came to his home and had a conflict with the female owner. She killed the female owner and put the blame on him.

However, the female lover had a perfect alibi. She said that she did go to the male host's house today, and she really planned to quarrel with the hostess. However, she saw the female salesman selling sales at the door of the hostess's house, so she gave up and went home. After returning home, she even broke her leg because of her excitement.The confession of the female lover who met the salesman and the hostess at the door was also confirmed by the saleswoman.

After hearing this bizarre story, both the man and woman on the blind date fell silent.In the end, it was the woman who spoke first, and she told the man about an experience she had in a bookstore where they met before.She was in a bookstore that day and saw a middle-aged woman buying a large number of eroge magazines at once and carrying them into her car.

Why would a middle-aged woman buy a lot of erotic magazines?In response to this, the man on the blind date launched an unconstrained reasoning.

First of all, he made the assumption that the murderer of the hostess was the saleswoman. Maybe the two just had an argument during the sales process, which led to the accidental death of the hostess. This was an unimportant detail.

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The saleswoman and the deceased were two completely unrelated beings, and even if she ran away, there would be no trace of her.However, something unexpected happened, that is, when the two parties were selling, the female lover came to visit and witnessed the female salesman. This would make her unable to defend herself, and she had to find a way to exonerate herself.

So, she cut the female owner's body into pieces, put it in a black garbage bag, and placed the bag in the male owner's home.Then, she went to a nearby bookstore and bought a large number of erotic magazines. This behavior was witnessed by the blind date.

The salesman brought all the magazines to the man's house, tore out the eroge pages from the magazines, spread them all over the man's house, and even pasted them on the walls, making the whole room full of joy, and then left.

When the male owner returned home, he was naturally shocked by such a spectacular sight. Before he could appreciate it carefully, he immediately realized something was wrong.No matter who did this, if the hostess came back and found this situation, how should he explain it?

So he immediately started to pack up all the eroge magazines, and then put them into black garbage bags. His mind was very messy at this time, and he didn't think about why there was already a bag of garbage in the room. He just conveniently put all the eroges in the bag. Magazines, all piled together with the bag of trash.

Naturally, these garbage cannot be placed at home, otherwise there is still a risk of exposure.The male owner had no choice but to take all the garbage out on a day that was not a garbage collection day. As a result, he bumped into a group of female salesmen who were already prepared. The next step was to create a witness scene.

After the blind date man's reasoning ended, the woman said it was very exciting and they both had a pleasant blind date.

"Disintegration and Transfer" is over.

Snapped!Yukinoshita Harano slapped her right cheek. She couldn't believe what she just read.

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The author's first book is finally on the shelves, and it didn't actually take long. Chapter 1 was released on May 5st, and it has been less than 21 days now, which is neither too fast nor too slow.After all, I also have a job. Although my work is relatively free, the cost of being caught fishing during working hours will be very high, so it is difficult to guarantee that I have a lot of time to write.

As for the plans after the launch, the official launch will begin at [-] a.m. on Friday.On Friday, Saturday and Sunday, [-] words will be updated every day. If the author is particularly creative, one or two more chapters will be added. .

Due to the tight inventory of manuscripts, there are currently no plans to offer rewards. If there is more free time in the future, I will naturally add an update.If you would like to support me, I would also be very grateful.

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The new author is very worried about the current performance of this book.The author is a person who likes mystery novels very much.I read "Sherlock Holmes" when I was in elementary school. Although I couldn't fully understand it, I already appreciated the charm of reasoning.Later, I started reading popular classical novels such as Grandma and Quinn. Then I completely shifted my focus to Japanese mystery novels. Now I have begun to collect unpopular novels that do not even have official Chinese versions.

One of my purposes in starting this book is to review some of the excellent mystery novels I have read.It is really an honor for me to see so many big readers willing to read my books.

Finally, this book will be officially put on the shelves at ten o'clock tomorrow morning, and the first update will be released after ten o'clock. I hope everyone can continue to support this new book, and I would like to thank you.

Chapter 57 Hikigaya Hachiman’s autograph signing plan

(Written before: The author of the previous two chapters did go too far with the word count. In order to express his apology, I will add an update before putting it on the shelf. I have also said before that I will definitely not use the plot of the original work to make up for it after it is put on the shelf. I believe in my character. )

Yukinoshita Harano was shocked by the new novel sent to her by Hikigaya Hachiman. She decided to ignore him for an hour to express her dissatisfaction.

At this time, Yukinoshita Yono felt that most adjectives might not be able to summarize Hachiman's writing style of these short stories. Yono found a word that suited him very well, and that was "freedom."

There is no doubt that Hikigaya Hachiman is a free writer.This is the new impression that many readers have on this talented boy after reading the new serial.He can write the kind of sharp words that directly hit social pain points in "Confession", and he can also discern the deepest evil hidden in human nature in "Malice".

However, now that he has written "Disintegration of Causes", everyone has discovered that Mr. Hachiman is far from being such a serious writer.He can also be so wild, so gag-y, with a bit of playfulness and...erotica.

Since Hikigaya Hachiman rarely appears in public, the only time he attended an awards ceremony was that no video footage was leaked.Therefore, readers have to rely on their imagination for the image and character of Mr. Hachiman.

The appearance of "Causes of Disintegration" has allowed readers to supplement the character of Mr. Hachiman more fully, adding a contrasting cute image of Hikigaya Hachiman who is eccentric in private and worried about the country and the people on the stage. And indulge in it.

"Uuuuuuuuah, I really want to see Mr. Hachiman in person. Why does Mr. Hachiman never hold autograph sessions?"

"Yes, that's right. A best-selling author like Mr. Hachiman always holds book signings, doesn't he?"

Many fans began to discuss the issue of the autograph session. In fact, they still wanted to see Mr. Hachiman's face.

"I'm talking about you guys, Mr. Hachiman is a writer. He has written excellent works, and we just need to support him. You still want to pry into the privacy of a minor, isn't it too much?"

Rational fans couldn't bear the thoughts of these people, and they came forward to criticize them.

Bungei Shunqiu Publishing House has always respected Hikigaya Hachiman's ideas. Logically speaking, as a new and popular author, activities such as book signings must be held.However, after the publishing house learned that Hachiman did not want his identity to be exposed too early, he immediately canceled the plan.As for interviews, writers gatherings and other activities, there are almost no arrangements.

However, at this point, the publisher really wants to discuss these matters with Hikigaya Hachiman.

At least after Hachiman graduates from junior high school, it would be best to hold a book signing.Of course, Hikigaya Hachiman's personal wishes still take priority.At this time, Hikigaya Hachiman is like a literary and artistic father, and he cannot make this father unhappy no matter what.

The honorable task of discussing this matter with Hikigaya Hachiman was naturally given to Naho Imamura.The recent editor Imamura got a big deal from the publishing house, saying that she would be the deputy editor-in-chief of "All Readings" magazine, so her work enthusiasm is very high.

"A book signing... Even if I wanted to hold one, there are no newly published books available recently."

After listening to the publisher's request relayed by Imamura Muho, Hikigaya Hachiman asked a question.

"This is not a problem, Mr. Hachiman. According to the planned serialization progress, your "Causes of Disintegration" will be serialized for the last time in March next year. By that time, you will have already completed the national unified examination. The publisher plans "Causes of Disintegration" will be published at the end of March and will be signed for sales at the same time."

Naho Imamura told Hikigaya Hachiman about the publishing house’s plan, and added:

"Of course, the publishing house will still be completely based on your ideas, Mr. Hachiman, that's all."

"The publisher's attitude is so low, so I'm a little embarrassed. If I still refuse, does it mean I'm not very sensible?"

Hikigaya Hachiman said with a slightly sinister tone.But he was not actually angry. He was just surprised that his status in Wenyi Chunqiu Publishing House was so high now.

"It's okay, Mr. Hachiman, you are a minor, and the publishing house still wants to protect you."

Naho Imamura explained.

"I understand, Editor Imamura, it's just a joke. I think there is no problem in holding a book signing in March next year, but I still need to improve "Causes of Disintegration". The published version will have one more chapter than the serialized version. .”

When it comes to this matter, Hachiman Hachiman gets a headache. The original Chapter 9 of "The Causes of Disintegration" was intended to accomplish a grand goal, to connect some of the stories in the first eight chapters, thereby increasing the readability of the book.

However, there are too many characters in the previous stories in this book.Just reading the names of the people in the last chapter is enough to make people dizzy. Readers need to frantically flip through previous chapters to recall who a certain person is and what they did.I can only say that fortunately Japan is not Latin America, and he is not Marquez.

Hikigaya Hachiman is also very aware of his abilities. He dare not say that he can do things that Nishizawa Yasuhiko couldn't do in his previous life, so this matter has been shelved.Now it seems that we must pay attention again.

"I understand, Mr. Hachiman. I will tell the truth to the publisher."

Having said that, today’s work-related content is finished. Next, Imamura Naho will add some personal items.

"By the way, Mr. Hachiman. Do you want to go out for dinner with your sister tonight? I heard Machida boast that she comes to tutor you all day every weekend. I'm so envious."

Naho Imamura, who hasn't replenished Hachiman's energy for a long time, is now a little hungry.

"Do you want to eat? Okay, it's been a long time since we got together. I'll give it to you by the way..."

Hikigaya Hachiman subconsciously wanted to call Editor Machida too, after all, their trio was considered a traditional entertainment.

"Teacher Hachiman, don't call that woman here too!!!"

Naho Imamura excitedly pressed Hachiman's hand as he wanted to call Machida Enko.Are you kidding me? Every time the three of them are present, she talks to Machida-senpai much more than she talks to Mr. Yawata. The two of them have such a relationship that they will quarrel with each other until they break up. If Machida comes How could she suck Mr. Hachiman properly?

"Uh, okay, then don't call her. But please don't tell her about this, otherwise she will have to put on my shoes next time during tutoring."

Hikigaya Hachiman was also speechless. How could these two female editors, who were almost 60 years old together, look more like children than him.

"Of course, I won't tell her (I will definitely show off to her crazily)."

Naho Imamura was duplicitous with a submissive look on her face.

Chapter 58 Hikigaya Hachiman’s Outstanding Disciple (please order first when available))

The time has come to the beginning of October, and the preparations for the release of the second volume of Kasumigaoka Shiu's "Love Metronome" by Fusugawa Bunko have been completed. According to the plan, on the day of release, the "genius beautiful girl writer" Kasumi Shiko will hold her first Book signing.

Since the first volume of "Metronome of Love" has already gained a certain fan base, and the serialization of the second volume has a very good reputation, Fusukawa Bunko is very optimistic about the prospects of this autograph session.

"Xiao Shi, I have a hunch that the second volume of your book will be a big seller, and it will also boost the sales of the first volume. The future is really bright."

Editor Machida has been very happy and a little bloated lately.She said this to Kasumigaoka Shiu before discussing matters related to the autograph session with Kasumigaoka Shiyu.

"Editor Machida, please stop making these meaningless predictions. Let's discuss first how I can walk out of the venue intact on the day of the autograph signing."

Kasumigaoka Shiha said pragmatically that due to Fusukawa Bunko's crazy marketing of her genius beautiful girl light novel character, and because she is indeed naturally beautiful, she did feel a little uneasy as the protagonist of a book signing for the first time.

"Don't worry about this little poem. In addition to the normal staff maintaining order, there will also be security personnel specifically responsible for responding to emergencies here. He will be standing not far from you."

Machida Enzi gave Kasumigaoka a reassurance.

"However, in order to prevent bad effects, we still try not to send out the security guard. If he does not need to do anything during the two hours of the signing, it means that we are doing this signing. It will be complete.”

Emergency personnel are the last resort. They will not be dispatched as a last resort. If they are dispatched, it will easily cause unfavorable effects.

Kasumigaoka Shiu also nodded to express understanding and signaled Machida Enko to continue speaking.

"So, Xiaoshi, your control of the field is a more important part, and this is what all writers who hold book signings must learn. Well, there is no need to take out notes, the content is very simple."

Machida Enzi looked at Kasumigaoka who had already taken out a pen and was about to take notes, and reminded her.

"First of all, you'd better keep a smile and don't look too cold. Your usual face always tends to become very cold...Okay, I won't say it anymore, don't stare at me like that. Secondly, If the person who comes simply gives you the book without saying anything, you don’t have to say anything. This is the best situation and won’t waste any time.”

"The total number of novels prepared that day is 15. According to preliminary research, they will definitely be sold out. The pressure will be a bit high within two hours, so we must control the waste on those readers who talk a lot. Time. [-] seconds, this is a standard, a polite reply is necessary, but if the other party continues to ask, you can appropriately remind them that there are many people waiting behind. Everyone who participates in this kind of signing event It’s Ah Zhai. They may dance very happily online, but in reality they don’t dare to cause trouble to others, so it’s very useful to say this.”

Machida Enzi talked about a lot of precautions eloquently, and Kasumigaoka Shiu said that he benefited a lot.

"By the way, Xiao Shi. How are you practicing your signature? This is also very important."

"According to your requirements, I have practiced it to the point where I can no longer recognize the word 'Xia Shizi'. There is no need to speak of speed."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu complained.The publishing house even suggested to her that in order to pursue speed, she could only draw one symbol for her signature, as long as all the symbols drawn were similar.

"Really? Then I'm relieved. In fact, they don't care what you sign at all, as long as the thing you sign can represent the person 'Xia Shizi', that's the role of a signature."

Machida Enzi put it very bluntly. When it comes to signing, especially the signatures of famous figures, it is never necessary to actually write out your name, otherwise it will be too troublesome.

"I think I understand it all, Editor Machida. I'll go back and review it again."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu closed the notebook and said calmly.

"It's an okay little poem, don't be nervous. As a writer, you always have to go through it. It will happen often in the future. You have to get used to it."

Machida Enko smiled and said something that made Kasumigaoka feel terrible.

"Often...whatever, you'd better spare me. When can I refuse to do this kind of thing?"

Kasumigaoka's upper body was spread out on the table and she said weakly, two huge soft balls cushioning her.

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"Reject? Then you have to work hard, Xiaoshi. When you grow to the point where Fusukawa Bunko cannot do without you, you will naturally have the right to refuse."

What Machida Enzi said is true. Only when you are so awesome that you are indispensable can the environment give you concessions.

"It sounds so difficult. Who has such ability? Mr. Hachiman? He should be able to do it."

Kasumigaoka Shiu casually mentioned the writer he admired, which frightened Machida Enzi.

Machida thought that her seeking advice from Mr. Hachiman had been exposed, but when she realized it, she realized that it was just a casual comment.

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"Huh? The right to refuse? It seems that I do have it, but it's not a problem to keep refusing. Humanity and sophistication are also very important."

Hachiman replied thinking about the time Imamura approached him to discuss the autograph session.

Hikigaya Hachiman had just finished reading the second volume of "Love Metronome" sent to him by Machida Enko. He was about to call Machida to praise his outstanding disciple Kasumi Shiko, who he had never met, when the call came first. .