The dreamy horse racing girl and the real me

Even the brain automatically imagines and allows it to exist.

Wu Feng could already imagine that Leo Teng Sang's style was not like that.

When I got home, I opened the door.

A man wearing a naked apron, with tender skin and tender flesh, and a light and elegant fragrance permeating his body.

Turn around and say to you kindly.

"You're back. You must be tired. Come and have a rest."

Then under the apron, there are looming black stockings and non-existent fat.

After you look up and see the other person's face, all the beautiful illusions disappear.

The face of a stupid roommate with a beard is holding a shovel and looking at you sweetly.

The same rose bush as the beauty filter appeared next to her.

Then, the little deer runs towards you and calls you brother.

This is?

Black Tornado Li Kui wears a black stockings nude apron and calls Song Jiang what it feels like to be Ouni-chan!

"Poof!!" Wu Feng spit out a mouthful of old blood.

"Damn you, what the hell did you make me imagine!!"

"?"

Wu Gang pinched Wu Feng's neck with his backhand and struggled against the pull from the other side.

"Isn't it your own idea?"

"Damn you! You are trying to kill me!! People will come over to see you later!"

"Don't worry! It's not what you think!"

"Fuck you!"

"Do you think Leotensang would be willing to give you my photo?"

"That's right. Leoten Samba is not allowed to trap you in her basement. I sent her a video of you drunk and dancing naked, but she accepted it and asked me to delete the original."

"Fuck you!"

Exchange offensive and defensive momentum!

. . .

"Huh, so don't worry. Although Leotensang helped you build your house, I'm not in it."

Wu Gang, who was sitting on the ground panting, said to Wu Feng, who was also panting across from him.

"Just put a hundred hearts on it."

"Huh, good brothers, I still have to rely on you."

Wu Feng stood up, opened the door, and welcomed the new world.

however.

"I said, there is absolutely no me, but besides me, he has everything you want."

"Also, let me borrow your bathroom to take a shower. I'm sweating all over from running around today."

Wu Gang patted Wu Feng on the shoulder and walked in slowly.

"Pfft! Pfft!"

Wu Feng looked at Wu Gang's uncontrollable laughter and remained silent.

What can I say, the material of this sofa looks really familiar.

Put it together with the icon of the beast ancestor on the small pillow placed above.

Really, so thoughtful.

Walking slowly inside, I saw the posters on the wall. Wow, really, I have never seen so many posters in my life.

It's still a mixture of Two-dimensional and reality.

what.

Wu Feng walked inside while watching and walked into his bedroom.

Wow, the poster on my bedside table actually belongs to Brother Chicken.

Really!

But Brother Chicken, why are you looking like this?

"How about it, Wu Feng?"

Inside, Okino walked over full of confidence.

"Jockey girls, horsegirls, are women after all, so it's not too much to show off a little bit of a boy band, right?"

"Not too much, not too much, but have you ever thought about one thing, me, me."

"I understand! I understand!"

"You understand that?"

"Of course!"

Okino pointed at Brother Ji and said.

"A horse racing girl, a horse racing girl, must have elements of horse racing, so I put horse ears and tails on all the posters."

"Look, the dreamy racehorse man is so perfect."

"Huh!" Wu Feng had already pinched his own man and didn't know what to say.

"Especially this one, what, uh, Chicken Brother, I heard it's very popular recently, so I looked for it on the Internet, and there was no suitable horse for him to use as horse ears."

"So, I just Photoshopped it out of thin air and gave him horse ears."

"You, you'd better not eat the eggs my brother laid! You'd better not eat them!"

Wu Feng no longer knew what to say.

"Have you ever thought about whether it is suitable for me to live in this house?"

Wu Feng looked here.

It, it.

A man, a single man, returns home.

As soon as he entered the door, there were a bunch of men looking at him.

Change clothes, strip off, take a shower, and come out with your upper body naked after the shower.

Then, just, just, just, a little bit, when you solve your physiological needs.

When I think about the eyes of men all around me, especially behind me.

Brother Chicken looks at you with his horse-eared eyes.

Damn it, I suggest you go see a doctor if you can solve it.

If you can't solve it, you still need to see a doctor!

Grass!

you fucking!

Then forget it, fall asleep at night.

Then, I woke up in the middle of the night.

See this pillow on the bed!

Why put a pillow of King Billy on the bed?

When you get up, do you want to pass out again?

you you.

I recommend not taking a sip of water before going to bed.

Otherwise, if you wake up in the middle of the night and see this pillow, I doubt you will be able to get out!

Wu Feng used his fingers to stick to the pillow, took a deep breath, and took another deep breath.

Who wouldn't be confused after seeing this thing in the middle of the night? However, the only good thing is that this King Billy is completely black and cannot be seen at night.

Wait, this feels?

"Oh, by the way, I heard that when sleeping at night, some people like to sleep with a pillow. To make it easier for you to find a pillow at night, I made it fluorescent for you. Brother, be good to you."

Okino looked at Wu Feng with eyes filled with murderous intent.

"Hey, you, you should, want to thank me, right?"

"You took the knife to thank me and prepare to cut my cake."

"Hey Hey hey!"

"Ah Mie Snail! Don't stab over there!!"

. . .

"Hoo, ho, the top priority is to take all these down. If someone comes, wait! Someone comes."

Wu Feng immediately patted Chongye whose clothes were torn by a knife.

"Quick, take these down!"

"Ding dong!"

"Wu Feng, I'm in!"

Aldan's voice came.

"It's over!!" Wu Fenghan's hair exploded!

There is no time to explain. The top priority now is to block Aldan at the door!

Otherwise, even though his reputation in his lifetime would be gone, not much will be left.

but!

Perversion is already too much, you can't be perverted and nantong at the same time!

"Crench!"

"Snapped!"

"Ah, Aldan."

"Hey, Wu Feng."

Aldan opened the bag in his hand.

Inside are a bunch of notebooks, such as those about the lady in black stockings and the butler, and about the rich lady.

There is even a DVD, a series about a young lady whose family is in decline.

"Well, Wu Feng, I, I asked someone else."

"Men, it's normal to have a small way of releasing your stress."

"Well, that, that was a joke by Okino and the others. Actually, actually, I'm not that kind of person."

"It's okay, Wu Feng. No matter what, I will support you. As long as your X and XP are normal, I can accept it."

"hiss!"

"Look, I bought these for you, and then, and these DVDs. As a friend, I, I want to watch them with you, but, you can."

"Aldan."

Wu Feng looked at Aldan who had turned his head and did not dare to look at him. His neck was completely red.

Even so, I still want to watch it with myself.