The true original god of P Club players

(Second update, everyone (?3[▓▓] good night, by the way, where is the barrage (*?ω?))

"Brother, dad, grandpa! We were wrong, please give us a shit!"

The bandits who were fierce before were now as well-behaved as if they were lazy, because the unbehaved ones were all lying on the ground.

It was really stuck on the ground, as if it had been run over by Dior's steamroller. The internal organs and blood looked the same, and it could be used as a QR code with a little click. What's even more terrifying is that this group of people originally had more than 20 numbers, but now they are Eight remain.

In the blink of an eye, there were only eight left, which was a complete supernatural event for them.

Iles sighed and said earnestly: "You guys are really unprofessional. I wonder if people who go out alone in the world are the least to be messed with. You don't have any basic common sense. You deserve it that your deadline is coming today."

The survivors at this time were very few of the Bidens, and they couldn't tell the story of their sufferings. They thought they could steal a rich boy to earn meat tickets, but they didn't expect that the mountain king came to patrol the mountain. The original gods with the eyes of gods are not so scary. Ah, the man in front of them is so unscientific and goes against physics, how can they imagine this?

But things have already happened. At this time, they can only beg the other party to spare their lives, otherwise their brothers on the ground will be their next destination. They don't want to die like Picasso - abstract.

"Let's do this. I'll give you two choices. The first one..."

Ils raised his foot and stamped the ground, and the eight survivors immediately shook their heads wildly.

"Since you don't want to choose, there are only two. How about following me from now on?"

The eight people looked at me, and I looked at you, and then collectively nodded wildly.

The choice between the paste on the ground and following the strong men tomorrow is obvious.

Between the goose factory and the pig factory, you must choose the goose factory. Bastards are also divided into three, six, and nine grades. If you can't be a good person, then be the ultimate villain!

Mr. Dior likes you.

In this way, Lu Bai and his eight younger brothers entered Kavanyi in a swaggering manner.

The name Kavanyi is very interesting. It is what the people of Liyue call this place, so the word is actually a transliteration. Its true meaning is "a post station where many people live."

The post station was a place where officials who conveyed military intelligence could change their horses as quickly as possible on the way. This was also the original positioning of Kavan Post Station. Later, as Sumeru penetrated deeper into the Great Red Sand Sea, Aru Village became the front line, and Kavan Post Station became the front line. Because it was stuck on the dividing line between the forest and the desert, it became a transit station.

Throughout the ages, any place with developed transportation has been easy to develop. Kavanyi continued to grow and develop during that period, and eventually became what it is today. It is one of the most important passes on the main roads of Sumeru Forest and Desert. .

Looking at the map, you can tell that the terrain here is difficult. Although it can be detoured, the detour cost is extremely high. Not to mention how to continue moving forward when the direction cannot be determined in the desert, there are only two places: Aru Village and Kavanyi. Controlling the only two water sources nearby is enough to force any intruder from the desert to choose to attack these two lines of defense.

Please remember the simplest truth. If there is no road in a place that looks passable on the map, it means that it is impossible to pass under normal circumstances. Do not try to challenge the habits that the locals have developed over thousands of years. Anyone who is not convinced Return to nature in the mountains.

This is the truth that Iers realized as Huo Qubing when he traveled through time. Without the ability of humanoid GPS navigation, you must not wander around in the era without Beidou navigation. It is easy to rush in with eight hundred warriors. Hell's.

But in the end, Iles still managed to escape through cheating, but after catching a passing businessman and questioning him, he rested in peace.

At that moment, Iles could only think of the word "fuck" in her heart.

Therefore, before officially starting to take action, Iles had to first understand the local conditions, that is, find a reliable tour guide.

"You often move around here, and you know the situation in the desert very well. It is best to have a certain degree of combat effectiveness. Do you have any reference persons that you can provide?"

Faced with Iers' question, the Eight King Kongs looked at me and I looked at you. Finally, one of them said: "Boss, then we can only find mercenaries. There are many suitable candidates in the Gilded Brigade. "

"Okay, lead the way."

As one of the top mercenary organizations in Sumeru, the Gilded Brigade has business halls all over the place, but these business halls cannot immediately gather troops. Their role is more like the mercenary guilds in many novels, responsible for issuing tasks and providing candidates. Let the employer choose, or the employer can designate it himself. The clerks of the Gilded Brigade will play a matchmaking role in the middle. Whether it succeeds or not depends on the final choice of Party A and Party B.

If Party A is interested but Party B is not willing, then the business will not be done, and vice versa.

"Hello, welcome to the Gilded Brigade, what do you need?"

The waiter in front of the counter is a very enthusiastic desert girl. Looking at her wheat-colored skin, you can guess the person's origin.

However, Iles has a more cheating method, which is to directly retrieve the opponent's information through the system, and the name is displayed directly above the opponent's head. Teyvat OL welcomes you.

From now on, there is nothing that Ils doesn't know about as long as it happens in the land of Xumi.

It is limited to the data from the time he signed the contract with Nasida to his death, and the historical data before he traveled here. The national management system cannot trace it back, but even this is very scary.

Apart from anything else, this means that the cost of investigating criminal cases in the entire country is very low. If he does not consider the running problems of the country after his death, Iles can take the arrest power into his own hands and then look at the system map every day. Let the police from all over the country arrest people, and while arresting them, they can also directly throw the video materials recorded on the spot in the face of the person.

This is the true sense of irrefutable evidence and zero accidental injury law enforcement!

But Iers definitely can't do this. The function of the system is to check for deficiencies and ensure fairness, rather than to do everything personally. Otherwise, let alone whether Iles himself is willing to imitate Zhuge Wuhou, one day he dies, and the country will directly lose it. Without the normal management ability from top to bottom, it will definitely collapse. Well, we can't be bastards who don't care about the flood after we die.

"I need……"

Ils stated his request, and after thinking about it, the waitress recommended the Blazing Beast Hunting Mercenary Group.

The name doesn't sound noteworthy, but this mercenary group has a five-star character - Desiya.

Well, it was that character who had a very loud rhythm after he came out, and a group of people shouted "Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang."

The theory of collapse is fake, right? What kind of sustainable collapse╮(╯▽╰)╭.

However, Iles did not directly choose the Blazing Beast just because the opponent was a five-star character in the game. Games are games, reality is reality, and the most realistic point in reality is that young people generally do not have as much experience as old masters, and Desert guides are a very experienced job. For example, they know some seemingly inconspicuous but life-saving tips, which virtually adds a safety lock to your life.

For example, where are the hidden springs, where are the safe places to rest, where can you get a lot of supplies, etc.

In the desert, this information is worth more than the vaults of the Federal Reserve.

Of course, Desiya is not the only one in the Blazing Beast Hunting Mercenary Group. As a team, there is definitely no shortage of experienced old guides, but these will have to wait until Ils has carefully read the materials of other mercenary groups. Make a decision.

At this time, Desiya led a group of people into the Gilded Brigade's station. They came to hand in a mission.

It happened that Iles had finished comparing all the information in his hand at this time, so he walked to the counter and said, "Just choose the Blazing Hunting Beast. I will give you a satisfactory price."

Disiya, who was handing in a task next to her, heard someone talking about her mercenary group and turned to look at Ils.

"Hey, this little brother, do you want to hire us?"

Chapter 6: It’s all a routine

There is a kind of fate called "Say Cao Cao, and Cao Cao will come."

That's because Cao Cao had a very advanced internal supervision system at the time, that is, school affairs. Iles had already experienced this when he was Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty. Cao Cao had two brushes in terms of intelligence.

Disiya definitely doesn't have Cao Cao's ability, so this is a fate that is so pure that it cannot be a coincidence.

Ils directly followed the other party's words and said: "Hello, Miss Desiya, I want to hire you."

As a celebrity in the Gilded Brigade, Desiya was not surprised that the young man in front of her could call her name. She asked eloquently: "Then how much is the employer prepared to pay? We are not cheap."

Bang, a box fell between the two of them. No one knew how this thing suddenly appeared.

Whether it was a spell or a trick, it was enough to make Desia's expression become serious.

The young man in front of me is not simple.

"What's the price?" Iles made a gesture of invitation.

Desiya opened the box, and everyone present swallowed.

It was a neatly stacked box of silver.

Wait, isn't Teyvat's currency in circulation, Mora? As long as you have the God's Heart of the Rock God, you can create it infinitely.

Dear, that's the game setting. If the settings in the game were to be followed, Teyvat's economic system would have collapsed long ago. Genshin Impact is just a stand-alone online game with some online functions. There is no need to create an overly complicated economic system. A currency like Mora only needs to be set up, and the rest depends on the player's own imagination. It can also save programmers' energy and reduce the consumption of brain cells for planning.

Trivia: Games with a complete economic system are extremely difficult to design, and it is best to be linked to reality. The more realistic the game, the more realistic it is, and the greater the advantage for players who spend money (so sad).

But in reality, there are weird methods like this, one is called Zimbabwe, the other is called shock therapy, and their effects are also very significant. The parties involved said that the deceased's mood was stable and his vital signs were good at the tomb.

So what does Teyvat’s economic system look like in reality?

Before asking this question, you must have a materialistic understanding of economics.Even the heart of God cannot create something out of nothing. The law of conservation of energy is there. If someone seems to be creating something out of nothing, then he must have transferred energy from another place that others cannot see, and it will always consume something.

Mora does exist in Teyvat, but this currency is a typical transcendent currency. It mainly appears and is used in the settlement of bulk commodity trade between countries. It also has use value, such as being used as a medium in alchemy. One of the basic components of Teyvat's extraordinary power system.

In conventional trade, precious metals are still the mainstream. Gold is used for large-scale transactions, silver is used for lower-level transactions, and daily expenses are various copper coins. The real economic system of the Teyvat countries is multi-dimensional, and there is no Mora The script of conquering the world, even if someone wants to do this, the Rock King Emperor is not as efficient as the American nuclear-powered money printing machine. It is a piece of waste paper that will definitely kill people in the future. The God of Contract is actually making a valuable entity. currency.

For Disiya and the others, earning over a million for one mission was considered a huge gain, but for Iers, the high price they wanted was much lower than the salary Wu Sangui offered back then.

The turtle grandson dared to ask for 5000 million taels of silver, and Iers was so angry that he went to Liaodong to arrange for his whole family.

The dead don't need pay, so I'm going to kill you and Nurhaci!

After experiencing so many worlds, the most indispensable thing in Iles's system space is all kinds of precious metals. He even robbed the Federal Reserve vault, fought with the IRS on the street, threw a nuclear suitcase and blew up other people's office buildings, and fought with those vampires. In comparison, the requirements of this little girl Desiya are simply like those of the 21st century navy - not worth mentioning (from our perspective).

"This this……"

Disiya is a little worried now. If she is given so much money, she may not be able to earn it but spend it.

But the other teammates beside her didn't think as much as she thought. Her eyes almost fell into the box. I have never seen so much money in my life. Am I dreaming?

"I want to know the content of the mission." Desiya closed the box and asked calmly.

Maybe it was because the light of silver was blocked and the others quickly regained their senses, but Qian Silk was so moved that their eyes still glanced at the box from time to time. Deep in their eyes was the greedy human nature roaring crazily.

That is a cry from the depths of the worker's soul: After this job, I will never have to worry about anything in my life!

Ils said frankly: "I want to go to the Red King's Tomb."

Desiya frowned and asked doubtfully: "Is that just that?"

Ils nodded: "Yes, you can leave when you arrive at the Red King's Tomb. If you don't believe it, I will go find someone else and give you 10 minutes to think about it."

Desiya frowned. As a mercenary, her instinct told her that the man in front of her had other intentions.

At that time, the others had been blinded by the introduction, and they all looked at Desiya expectantly. Everyone knew what they were thinking, and as others began to get closer, they began to interact with each other.

Because if Disiya doesn't nod, this job has nothing to do with them. There are so many mercenary groups present, and he is a rich man who is not short of money. Moreover, the task does not sound difficult. This is a typical buyer. Market, if they continue to wait, they will miss this great wealth.

Frankly speaking, Disiya now wants to go back and discuss it with everyone, and also ask the people around her to calm down, but time waits for no one, and without being able to bring this news back for serious discussion, the business is gone. , will only make others complain that they missed a good opportunity.

If other mercenary groups make a lot of money from this, then this complaint will turn into resentment.

The job of a mercenary, no matter how it is beautified, is a job with one's head in one's waistband. Those who work in this profession basically have a suicide note ready at any time. After joining the profession, they will receive a settlement fund, or they may simply bet their lives on tomorrow. When a person weighs his life on the balance of interests, his own life is no longer the most important thing.

Remember, only something you are unwilling to hand over no matter what is priceless. The moment you give it up, even if you are forced to give it up, you will forever lose its pricing power.

Iles knew mercenaries very well. When he was involved in French politics as Louis XIV, he often dealt with Swiss mercenaries. As long as the humans on the continent of Teyvat were not silicon-based creatures, the thinking logic of the same profession would not exist. There was a big difference, so he took out such a huge bargaining chip, and then gave them a short time to think about it, just to put Disiya, the only person who might be able to stay rational, in a dilemma.

This is a conspiracy, but Dissia may not be able to see it with her experience and surveillance.

Since ancient times, true feelings can't be kept, only routines can win people's hearts.

Because all routines understand human nature, at least they understand the human nature of most people.

Only pure political animals can ignore this influence, because their humanity is just an external disguise. Since it is a disguise, of course they will not be subject to it. Each of them is Vader in the Three Body.

The exception is those clowns who only know how to be politically correct. They are worse than politicians.

"If the content of the mission is really what you said, we will accept this mission."

Desiya's final decision failed to break out of the trap prepared by Ils, but she never expected the follow-up development.

Iles smiled and snapped his fingers, and then another box of the same size fell to the ground.

"I am an honest person. This mission is very dangerous, so this box of silver is considered as your settlement fee. I will give it extra. If you think it is not possible, then forget it."

Faced with two boxes of silver, Desiya already knew that she could not refuse.

She can refuse it herself, but everyone in the mercenary group certainly can't refuse it. Such a price is enough for them to take a gamble.

In fact, this price is even more attractive to mercenaries with families. Even if he dies, the money he gets will allow his family to live a decent life, and even own a house in Xumi City and be a regular person. Green flag city dweller.

Of course, Desiya would not abandon her comrades in the mercenary group. She walked to the counter and said to the waiter: "Please bring the employment contract over and we will sign it now."

Section 7: Don’t be too businesslike

(I just discovered recently that when Genshin Impact players play P Club games, don’t they become Gen P in the literal sense!)

After Desiya signed the contract with Iles, she thought the matter was over, but that was not the case.

"Your Excellency, don't you consider our Desert Fox mercenary group?"

"And our Oasis mercenary group!"

"We are the Hands of the Desert, please consider this!"

"The Tiger Hunting Mercenary Group hopes to cooperate with you!"

As if it was some kind of chain reaction, when the first person spoke, a group of mercenaries rushed up and rushed to introduce themselves, so that Disiya and others who were originally closest to Ils were almost squeezed out. .

"Hey, hey, how can you be so blatantly grabbing business? You are not following the rules!"

Faced with Desiya's rebuke, the others did not give in, but instead united to refute.

"This gentleman didn't say he would only hire a mercenary group. Why can't we accept the invitation?"

"That's right, with so much money and such a big order, it's obviously a very dangerous task. Can it be done with a small number of people?"

"Be careful if one person is too busy and ruins other people's affairs."