KanColle does not allow me to work from nine to five

KanColle does not allow me to work from nine to five

Author: Absorbing Stress Monster

Summary:

As a post-war navy man, I was fascinated by the muddy, nine-to-five civil service life in Sardinia.

As for why I knew the iron-blooded Tirpitz and her sister Bismarck, why when the Red Axis was established, I temporarily betrayed Jean Bart who was in love with me and took her sister Richelieu to the White Eagle, why I was successful in the Sakura Empire, had connections in the Northern League, was very familiar with the Eastern Emperor, and had close connections with the Royal Family, I can only say that a person's destiny, of course, depends on his own efforts, but the course of history must also be taken into consideration.

Even if my existence unites all the ship girls, I am just a wave drifting in the sky of history.

——Quoted out of context from "My Memoirs Chapter 6 Don't Take It Out of Context" by Azur Lane Legend Marshal Liu Cheng

(Not hardcore, pure harem, no ships with the same name, no tying)

Chapter 1: Strange Inquiry

"Hello, are you Sergeant Major Liu Cheng?"

"it's me."

"The Sardinian Navy Internal Affairs Department has something that requires your cooperation in the investigation. Please come with us."

"Did I break any rules?"

"I don't know. They just said that you are cooperating with the investigation... Also, because this matter involves naval secrets, we need to blindfold you."

"……Yes."

When Liu Cheng was taken away by the Sardinian Navy's Internal Affairs Department at his post on the warship, he was completely confused. Logically speaking, he was diligent in his work, responsible to his superiors, and friendly to his subordinates. He was truly a rare model soldier in the Sardinian Navy. He had just won the honorary title of Navy Internal Affairs Model and third place in the Army's Pizza Eating Competition. He should not have been targeted by the Internal Affairs Department at all. Could it be because the smuggling of coffee beans using the supply ship Volcano was exposed?

That's not right. Not to mention that I'm just a small officer who condones this kind of behavior and collects a share of the profits, and I'm not the organizer or beneficiary at all. Given the character of the Sardinians, even if it's the Ministry of Internal Affairs, if they knew that this smuggling behavior evaded the greedy customs and the slacking parliament, and helped them obtain high-quality coffee beans at a low price, they would have to thank us.

"Sergeant Liu, I heard that the supply ship you are on, the Volcano, has been helping to transport Gesha coffee beans from Ethiopia?"

Hearing the question from the side, Liu Cheng answered ambiguously: "What's wrong?"

"Nothing, I really like Gesha coffee, and you guys have reduced its price by more than half, thank you."

"No thanks, I should."

See, he has us to thank.

After all, these are the Sardinians, the Sardinians who have been the most relaxed in the post-Siren War, so Liu Cheng is not worried about any sting enforcement at all.

It was just that Liu Cheng felt a little strange. Even though he was blindfolded, he could feel that after being transported to a certain dock, he boarded a speedboat and completed a personnel handover in the sea. After the handover, it seemed that a new group of people continued to escort him, which made Liu Cheng a little nervous. The Sardinian navy department was not set up in the open sea, not to mention such strict escort measures, which seemed to be a betrayal of humanity. At most, he was just aware of it and did not report it, which was not a crime!

"How long will it take?"

"Don't ask what you shouldn't ask."

"Yes."

Sure enough, it was not the coffee lover from before, but a pleasant female voice. One could hear strong pride and vigilance in the tone, which made Liu Cheng have a guess in his mind.

In fact, this woman whose figure and appearance were even more charming than her voice was facing him, looking at Liu Cheng's face carefully. However, after looking at her for a long time, she could not understand why Sister Zara was so concerned about this human male.

After more than 20 minutes of sailing on the sea, Liu Cheng felt that he had landed, and then was escorted to an indoor room to sit down. The door was closed, the light was obviously dimmed, and a majestic but friendly voice sounded -

"You can take off the blindfold now."

"Yes."

Liu Cheng took off his blindfold and after getting used to the light, he found that he was not imprisoned. Instead, this place was more like a reception room of a museum. The glass in front of him reflected his figure clearly. Liu Cheng knew that this should be a one-way mirror. He could not see the other side, but the other side could see him.

On the other side of the glass, the woman who had spoken just now, Vittorio Veneto, was holding a stack of materials. As the flagship of the Sardinia branch of Azur Lane, she naturally possessed an impeccable appearance and a dignified and friendly temperament. Her long, slightly curly silver-gray hair was draped behind her and in front of her plump chest. Her curvy figure was wrapped in a red and black military uniform. Her long legs were crossed and close together, and the light coming in from the skylight reflected wonderful and gorgeous colors on her black stockings and smooth white thighs.

Veneto looked at the photo of Liu Cheng on the material, and compared it with the real person while saying:

"Name: Liu Cheng, Age: 23, Rank: Sergeant Major, Position: Chief Engineer of the Second Fleet Supply Ship Volcano."

"He is from Donghuang. He participated in the military exchange activities between Sardinia and Donghuang a year and a half ago and chose to stay in Sardinia to serve. He has decent behavior and outstanding performance. His assessments every quarter are excellent. He is a model soldier."

Liu Cheng listened to the voice on the other side of the glass and maintained a humble attitude: "Thank you, Mr.

"Praise from the officer, may I now know the purpose of calling me here?"

At this time, another voice sounded, but did not answer his question. Instead, he said in a very interested tone: "Generally, the chief engineer of a supply ship is at least a major. You are only a sergeant major, but you can take on such a position. It shows that your ability far exceeds the rank that requires seniority."

After hearing this, Liu Cheng couldn't help but complain in his heart. It wasn't necessarily because of his superior abilities, but because the Sardinians had been lying around too much. He hadn't even had the chance to display the Chinese nation's fine quality of hard work and perseverance. He just worked from nine to five and completed his job, yet he stood out from a group of colleagues who were late and left early. Fortunately, Sardinia had a good geographical location, otherwise, with just these soldiers, the country would have been destroyed by the Sirens long ago.

Of course, you can't say that.

"I don't dare to claim my ability, but it's mainly due to the cultivation of my leaders, the recognition of my colleagues, and the high hopes of the people. As a naval soldier in the post-war period, I always adhere to the belief of fighting against the Sirens and protecting my country and the people. In order to do so..."

"and many more."

The person who spoke interrupted Ying Tian's words. The person sitting next to Veneto was also the leader of the Sardinia branch of Azur Lane. Littorio had a stunning appearance that was no less beautiful than her sister Veneto. Her pale green hair cascaded down like a waterfall, her thin eyebrows were slightly raised, her red eyes were focused, and her cherry pink thin lips always raised a faint proud smile. In fact, whether it was her figure, appearance, or her ability and strength, she was worthy of her pride.

Littorio and Veneto looked at each other and said, "Are you really able to fully receive the message of our words?"

Liu Cheng was a little surprised. This kind of question was really puzzling. The person asking the question seemed to be lamenting that he could actually understand human language, as if he was mocking him.

"of course can."

"you sure?"

"I'm sure." Liu Cheng said with a straight face, "Sir, you speak Esperanto very standardly. In fact, even if you speak Sardinian, English, French, German or other languages, I can understand you completely."

"That's not what I meant... Do you understand German?"

"Yes, I have a pretty good talent for languages. I can speak a little bit of all the languages ​​on the European continent." Liu Cheng thought to himself, and specifically pointed out German. It seems that it is really related to her iron-blooded self.

On the other side of the glass, Littorio winked at Veneto, who nodded and asked, "Half a year ago, the Iron Blood Third Fleet came to Sardinia for an exchange visit, and the one responsible for receiving them was the Taranto naval port where your Sardinian Second Fleet was stationed. Is this true?"

Liu Cheng said truthfully: "Yes."

"Did you establish contact with Iron Blood during this visit?"

"No, if establishing personal friendships with a few iron-blooded colleagues counts, then yes." Liu Cheng said, "We are all naval soldiers who defend our country together. I don't think it's a problem to establish personal friendships."

"It's not a problem." Veneto was a very reasonable person. She asked, "Then Sergeant Liu Cheng, can you guarantee that you have never disclosed any information about the Sardinian Navy to the Iron Blood in the past six months?"

"I can assure you that I have always strictly abided by the Navy's confidentiality regulations."

"Have you ever thought about defecting to the Iron Blood Navy?"

"Defection? That's a bit of a harsh word. We are all friendly forces on the same front."

"Please answer yes or no."

"no."

Veneto and Littorio looked at each other and nodded. Veneto said, "Well, thank you for your cooperation in this investigation. Please keep this matter confidential. Now that the questioning is over, you can put on the blindfold and go out."

"……Yes."

Looking at Liu Cheng being led out on the other side of the glass, Veneto asked, "Littorio, what do you think?"

Littorio stroked his smooth chin, still thinking about Liu Cheng's appearance in his mind: "This person is indeed interesting."

Veneto nodded and said, "So your judgment is consistent with mine. Zara is indeed right. He may really have the ability to receive complete information from the Mind Cube. Then the question is, did Sangvishes deliberately let us notice this person..."

"No, no, no, that's not what I agree with."

"what is that?"

Littorio raised his thin lips and stretched out his right hand as if to touch something: "Zara is right. He is an outstanding soldier but has a bit of baby fat. Seeing his baby face, it really makes people want to pinch it hard."

"..."

Veneto covered his forehead and said, Littorio, that's enough. Although I don't know why I also want to rub it...

Chapter 2: Sardinian Agent Zara

The world was nearly destroyed by the sudden appearance of sea monsters. Those monsters called Sirens seemed like emotionless demons. From the moment they appeared, they brought the shadow of destruction and cold cruelty. They almost killed one-third of the lives in the human world, and all human weapons were helpless against them.

Until the appearance of KanColle——

These creatures, built with mind cubes that appeared from nowhere, not only possess wisdom, but also have powerful fighting capabilities. After going through the initial hard battles, they took back the lost territories and oceans from the Sirens inch by inch, and finally drove these monsters into the deep sea, guarding the human coastline and defending against the Sirens' repeated attacks.

It has been almost twenty years now.

During these twenty years, the military alliance Azur Lane, composed purely of shipgirls, was established. Theoretically, it was independent of all countries and alliances and was responsible for all aspects of the fight against the Sirens, including attack, suppression, and scientific research.

All matters, after all, it is a consensus among everyone that only KanColle can fight against the Sirens.

Human society has also faced a split in the past twenty years. Some humans have a blood feud with the Sirens and support the actions of the Ship Girls with all their might. Some people believe that human society is actually ruled by the Ship Girls, and this situation is no different from being destroyed by the Sirens. In addition, many people regard the Ship Girls as angels who save the world and worship them like religious gods.

Of course, human society did not completely split in the end, because in the process of rebuilding civilization, a considerable number of people went from one extreme to another - they lay down, vowing to give civilization to the years, rather than giving years to civilization.

Some countries, such as the Sakura Empire on the Pacific coast, already have quite a lot of feudal remnants and were the first to be hit by the Sirens' disaster. It is not surprising that they worship the ship girls who saved civilization as the sons of God in their mythology and evolve into a semi-theocracy and semi-republic system.

The Republic of Sardinia is the one that lies the flattest among all the countries that lie flat.

In addition to national character and historical factors, the most important thing is that the Sardinian people discovered that, hey, look, life is getting more and more comfortable after lying down.

The ship girls consume a lot of war resources, but compared with maintaining the previous size of the navy, it is dwarfed. Moreover, the ship girls will not enrich themselves or form cliques for personal gain. It is much better to hand over the military power to them than to those insects. At least they use the money and resources to truly defend the country.

For this reason, the Sardinian Navy quickly degenerated into a civil servant, working from nine to five and having two days off a week. Anyway, with the Royal and Iron Fleets guarding the Strait of Gibraltar, they could rest assured in the Mediterranean. Even if they took a step back, there was still the Iris Mediterranean Fleet in front to support them.

It's a bit depressing, but you can't blame them, as the navies of all countries in the world have this trend.

Because only ship girls can fight against the Sirens, and ordinary human navy can only be responsible for patrolling, escorting and other tasks. Even young people with ideals will slowly accept reality in such setbacks.

After getting off the car from the internal affairs department, Liu Cheng did not return to the port because it was almost time to get off work. He had a premonition about what happened today because some things had happened recently that had given him warnings, but he did not expect it to be so mysterious and inexplicable, so he had some guesses that he wanted to confirm.

Taranto is a port city with a long history. Due to the military port, there are many people like Liu Cheng wearing white navy uniforms. He followed the sparse flow of people, bypassed the old town where the remains of Greek temples were preserved, and walked to the new port city on the other side. The crowd here was mixed, most of them were ordinary people who made a living by the dock, and the corresponding rent was also very cheap.

"Liu Cheng, you got off work early today."

"Hey boy, I just caught some sardines. Do you want some?"

"Why didn't you go to the blind date I introduced you to? Are you giving me, Aunt Susan, no face?"

Liu Cheng greeted these neighbors one by one and found an excuse to get rid of Aunt Susan's entanglement. It turned out that middle-aged women, both Chinese and foreign, particularly like to be matchmakers. Aunt Susan is warm, friendly and kind. She often visits Liu Cheng with ready-made pizza. Of course, it would be even better if the blind date she introduced was not ten pounds heavier than her.

After casually buying two tomatoes from the landlord's shop, Liu Cheng walked into the attic he rented. In the setting sun shining through the slanted window, a figure Liu Cheng was very familiar with was sitting quietly beside the bed. She was a woman so beautiful that she could be called mature and charming. Her long burgundy hair was draped over her forehead and behind her ears along her fair and beautiful oval face. Her neat green coat could not hide her proud figure. At this moment, she had one slightly fleshy slender thigh resting on the other leg, and she was gently shaking her half-covered and half-exposed high heels. As an "uninvited guest", she did not say hello to the owner when she saw him coming back, but just lightly lifted her smooth chin and looked at Liu Cheng who came in with a smile on her face.

Even though he had seen her many times, the beauty of this woman still made Liu Cheng feel dazed, but he did not show it. Instead, he pretended not to see her, put the tomatoes he bought next to the sink, and started washing rice and cooking.

The noise outside the window occasionally came into the house, and the house was filled with the sound of running water. The setting sun shining into the room changed its angle little by little. The woman quietly watched the man busy in front of the sink. The room was filled with an awkward and ambiguous atmosphere.

"Tomato and egg rice again?" When Liu Cheng started to cut tomatoes into pieces, the beautiful red-haired woman finally spoke leisurely.

"What do you mean again?" Liu Cheng said as he moved, "Including today, I have only done it three times this month."

"Then make more. I want to eat too."

“I just bought two tomatoes.”

"Then put a few more eggs in."

"Sure, as long as you give me the money, Zara."

As soon as Liu Cheng finished speaking, the beautiful woman called Zara stood up from the bed. She walked behind Liu Cheng with her slender legs in a few steps, and skillfully pinched his slightly chubby cheeks, and said word by word: "What did you call me?"

Even with his back to the beautiful charm of a mature woman, he could feel the firmness and pressure. Zara's slender and tender fingers did not use much force. It was not painful, but the smooth touch and moving fragrance lingered on his cheeks and nose, so Liu Cheng did not resist. After all, Zara often did this in the past month, not to mention

There were things that happened during the day, so Liu Cheng said honestly:

"Sister Zara."

"Hmm~" Zara responded with satisfaction, and reluctantly let go of Liu Cheng's cheek.

A month ago, this woman who claimed to be an agent of Sardinia's internal affairs department suddenly broke into Liu Cheng's life. In response, Liu Cheng was that Sardinians do have different ideas from ordinary people sometimes, but they are not really stupid. Which agent would just break into the house to show his identity and then, without any other tricks, directly question you whether you have colluded with the Sirens to betray humanity, and whether you have secretly communicated with Iron Blood to reveal the secrets of the Sardinian Navy.

Please, how could a normal person like me betray humanity? Do I need to reveal the secrets of the Sardinian Navy? Twitter users knew the order of the Navy Headquarters before us navy soldiers.

Asking such a funny question, and then coming here every day to chat and eat for free, can such a person be an agent? Anyone who believes it is an idiot.

Of course, Liu Cheng didn't reject such a thing. After all, Zara was such an outstanding beauty. Even just chatting with her could make people happy. It seemed that his romantic luck must have come. He didn't expect that his handsome appearance and excellent and capable style had become so famous that there was such an outstanding woman chasing after him. It was really a cause for celebration.

Then today's incident happened.

Liu Cheng looked at the blurry figure of Zara behind him reflected on the kitchen knife. He only wanted to say -

I'm an idiot.

Chapter 3 I am an ordinary person who is greedy for money and lustful

"It doesn't make sense. You didn't tell me your age, but you insisted that I call you sister."

Liu Cheng cut the tomatoes into pieces and turned on the tap to rinse off the tomato juice that splashed on his hands. He turned his head and looked at Zara's breathtakingly beautiful face. She was so delicate and beautiful, without makeup but without any flaws. Liu Cheng said affirmatively: "I think I am older than you."

Zara just smiled, and poked Liu Cheng's cheek as if she had found a reason, and said, "It's not about what you think, but what I think. Haven't you ever looked in the mirror, baby-faced brother~"