KanColle does not allow me to work from nine to five

"Egil! Don't die!"

Liu Cheng rushed to Egil with a look of grief and anger, put his arms around her shoulders, and rocked her back and forth. Her collar was half open, and her snow-white breasts swayed with Liu Cheng's rhythm.

"Stop shaking, I can't die."

"I know you won't die." Liu Cheng put away his joking expression, sat next to Egil, and touched her forehead. "You don't have a fever, so why are you so listless?"

"It's still those despicable Royal Navy girls!"

Speaking of this, Egil sat up with gritted teeth and complained to Liu Cheng about the royal family's despicable behavior: "It was clearly agreed to be a one-on-one duel, but in the end one person challenged a group of them. They fought for three consecutive days and practiced for fourteen hours every day, but in the end they were no match for four hands."

Belfast and Scylla stood aside, watching the situation, pretending not to hear Egil's accusations. As for whether it was despicable or not? You can tell whether he won or not.

Egil was not sleepy, he was just tired.

So Liu Cheng grabbed her wrist and tried to pull her up from the sofa: "Come on, come with me to the royal afternoon tea party."

Chapter 42: Name the most handsome human being and explain why it is Liu Cheng

August would naturally agree as long as Liu Cheng asked. Prince Eugen was a bit vicious and wanted to create chaos in the world. Moreover, when she thought that if she didn't go, Liu Cheng would be with those big-breasted sluts in the royal family, she had to go.

Egil didn't want to go at first, but Liu Cheng persuaded him - you can eat and drink for free if you go there, and you can show your iron will to the royal ship girls. Even if you do nothing, you can make the royal ship girls feel annoyed. Isn't this a good opportunity for revenge?

In addition, since Prince Eugen and August were both going, Egil didn't want to stay alone in the empty room, so he finally agreed.

Liu Cheng did not greet Shengli and the others in advance. It was of course very impolite to bring people to the afternoon tea without the host's invitation. However, if you take politeness into consideration, some things will be difficult to make any breakthroughs in your lifetime.

There weren't too many Royal Navy ship girls participating in the victory tea party, so the probability of conflict would be smaller. Liu Cheng hoped that this could become an opportunity to at least allow the Royal Navy and the Iron-Blooded ship girls to communicate, so he had to be a little thick-skinned.

"It seems we are not very popular."

Prince Eugen sat on Liu Cheng's left, resting his chin on his shoulder, speaking resentful words but with a smug smile on his face, being intimate with Liu Cheng in front of the Royal Ship Girl, as if he was showing off his relationship with him.

Liu Cheng glanced at Ou

Prince Gen glanced at him. August on the other side was at ease. After all, the witch lady's elegance was absolutely unquestionable. Egil felt a little uneasy in this scene. Compared with drinking black tea in such a small cup, drinking beer in big gulps was more in line with her personality.

"It's not that we are not welcome..."

Liu Cheng knew that this awkward atmosphere was not entirely due to contradictions and hostility, but more because of the long-term unfamiliarity that made even those who wanted to speak not know what to say.

Kewei was scooping tea in the red teacup with a spoon. Neptune and Cheshire were whispering to each other. Liu Cheng guessed that they were saying bad things about him, otherwise why would the lovely Cheshire keep shaking her head? London did not come today, and was replaced by a petite girl with silver-blue hair. The light cruiser named Ajax looked at Liu Cheng with interest, wondering what she was thinking.

Liu Cheng knew that he had to liven up the atmosphere.

"Miss Awesome, isn't Victory coming over today?"

Kewei said, "Come here. The clothes I promised to make for you still need some work. Sister Shengli and Sister Guanghui will come here later."

"Clothes? What clothes?" August asked sharply. She didn't want to talk at first, but this topic hit her sensitive area. After all, she often used various uniforms in front of her familiar to seduce him to actively offer his magic power to the witch. Facts have proved that sometimes clothes are more effective than magic.

Liu Cheng said, "Yesterday, Shengli promised to make me a set of clothes. It will definitely be a handsome outfit."

"How handsome can it be?"

"Trust in victory's aesthetics."

"hehe."

"People with no taste really like to laugh like this." Kewei raised her eyebrows. An elegant lady doesn't mean she has no temper. On the contrary, she actually has a pretty bad temper. "You guys are all dressed in black. Just appearing in front of me is enough to give me a headache."

August glanced at Kewei with his lavender eyes, and the corners of his mouth curled up: "Are you talking about yourself, the dark lady?"

"Me? Do you know what Gothic style is?"

"Of course I know that. I also know that it originated from irises. It doesn't seem to have anything to do with the royal family."

Under August's playful smile, the inexperienced royal lady Kewei was defeated in just a few rounds. She turned her gaze to Liu Cheng and found that this self-willed culprit had actually started eating the sandwich by himself after bringing up the topic. Not only did he eat one, he also gave another to the silly girl Egil next to him. Kewei was so angry that her cheeks puffed up.

"Liu Cheng, tell me! Who has better aesthetic taste?"

"Me?" Liu Cheng swallowed the sandwich in his mouth and said, "I think they are all the same."

"What do you mean by almost the same?" Kewei unconsciously put on that coquettish tone again. She pouted her lips cutely and said, "No matter what, you brought this person here, you must give me a clear answer, otherwise... otherwise I will be angry, very seriously."

"That won't work. It would be too serious to make Miss Awesome angry."

Liu Cheng's expression became serious. He stood up from his seat and walked to August: "My witch lady, am I the most handsome man in the world?"

"Of course, my familiar is the most handsome human in the world."

August smiled dazedly, thinking of the previous nights on the destroyer, when she would be so satisfied that she lost consciousness every time. Miss Witch's body became hot again. She stretched out her arms and wanted to hug Liu Cheng's neck and kiss him regardless of the occasion.

Liu Cheng discovered Auguste's intention. This witch who used to be a bit cold now turned into an unexpectedly clingy woman, so Liu Cheng held her hands and gave her a thumbs up: "You have good taste."

Then Liu Cheng walked up to Kewei again and asked the same question: "Excuse me, Miss Kewei, am I the most handsome man in the world?"

Kewei still hadn’t reacted: “I don’t know…”

"Oh, that means August has a better aesthetic."

"puff--"

Neptune couldn't help laughing. As she thought, today would be very interesting. Then she quickly restrained her smile. Even though she liked to watch the fun, she was a royal ship girl and had to support Kewei and not lose her stance.

"Ah?" Kewei finally reacted, pouted and glared at Liu Cheng, "You are the most handsome man, is this okay?"

"No, the tone is a little reluctant."

"Ahem..." Kewei cleared his throat and said elegantly and seriously, "Mr. Liu Cheng, you are the most handsome human I have ever seen."

Liu Cheng said: "Thank you, then please list my advantages, Miss Kewei, and use the comprehensive proof method to prove why I am the most handsome human you have ever seen."

"Huh?" Kewei tilted his head and said, "You're the only human I've ever seen..."

"Hehehe..."

Neptune could laugh out loud now. She blinked and said, "In other words, Liu Chengye is the ugliest human you have ever seen?"

Kewei smiled and was about to respond, but was interrupted by Liu Cheng clearing his throat: "Ahem, Ms. Kewei, please be careful with your words and actions. Any words you say will affect my final judgment."

"Then I won't say anything. It's unfair for you to prejudge your position."

"Why is it unfair?" Liu Cheng turned around and asked August, "You come and demonstrate to Kewei, tell me about my strengths."

"...?"

August was silent. Obviously, every aspect of Liu Cheng attracted her, but she didn't know where to start if she really wanted to say something.

Liu Cheng said: "I know I have too many advantages, it doesn't matter, but

You can think about it slowly. "

The witch glanced at Liu Cheng from top to bottom, and then she blushed.

Of course Liu Cheng knew what she meant. Be serious and stop being so shy. You are a witch who controls people's hearts!

"Pfft - it seems Miss August can't tell either."

Kewei covered her mouth with her hands, and her beautiful eyes narrowed into a crescent moon.

Chapter 43 I, Liu Cheng, am invincible

Liu Cheng sacrificed himself and turned into spring mud to protect the flowers. He seemed to be embarrassed, but the atmosphere was slightly eased. Facts have proved that as long as you are thick-skinned enough and have a little emotional intelligence, you can always get everyone to talk and chat.

"To be honest, I'm not bragging, but I have a lot of advantages. I can't say I'm the most handsome in the world, but I'm definitely handsome. Although I can't compare with the KanColle." Liu Cheng paused, and then continued, "As long as you have eyes that are good at discovering beauty, you can find that the world is full of birdsong and flowers."

"Yes, everyone has their merits." Neptune nodded, "But Ironblood might be an exception."

"I disagree with your previous statement," Prince Eugen said in a confrontational tone. "Not everyone has good qualities, not even those who pretend to be good."

"Look, isn't this the advantage?"

Liu Cheng decisively interrupted the possible quarrel between the two. He pointed at the blue-haired royal lady and said, "Neptune, speak frankly. Honesty is the greatest virtue."

Then Liu Cheng pointed at Eugen and said, "Prince Eugen was able to refute it immediately, which shows that he reacts quickly and thinks quickly."

Finally, Liu Cheng slapped the table and said: "See, as long as you have a pair of eyes that are good at discovering, there are bright spots everywhere in life."

Neptune blinked, and Prince Eugen laughed. Although she had known what Liu Cheng had in mind when he asked them to attend the royal afternoon tea party, she had never expected the angle to be so strange. In that case, shouldn't she cooperate with her lover? At least don't embarrass him?

"Honey!"

Cheshire jumped from behind and hugged Liu Cheng's neck, rubbing her slender body against him, "Cheshire also has many advantages, right? Right?"

"Of course, being cute is your greatest strength."

"Hehe, I knew that my dear likes me too, I'll hug you!"

Auguste pursed her lips tightly when she saw Cheshire's actions. She couldn't help but stand up from her seat. She wanted to do what Cheshire was doing... After the witch who controlled people's hearts gave up her heart, her mind was full of her familiar. She wanted to hug him, to merge with him and never separate from him. The shyness that was previously hidden by her cold appearance had long been lost.

"I'll hug you too."

August opened his arms expressionlessly, his face was cold but his chest was warm.

"What are you doing, honey, you're mine!" Cheshire pouted and refused to give in.

"This is my familiar." August took the opportunity to speak up.

Prince Eugen and Neptune covered their foreheads almost at the same time, feeling a little embarrassed... Then they saw each other's actions, well, it would be embarrassing together, so it wouldn't be embarrassing if they neutralized it.

"Why is it so lively today? There are many new members."

The voice came before the person arrived. Shengli came over from the path on the side, holding the clothes she made for Liu Cheng. Not only did she design a beautiful coat for Liu Cheng, she herself wore a royal blue fishtail skirt, which perfectly outlined her outstanding figure and graceful curves. She wore a wreath woven with olive leaves on her head, and her bright golden hair fell to her waist. She really looked like the goddess of victory.

Guanghui, who was following behind Shengli, was also holding a red cape in her arms. The gentle and mature woman had her long silver hair tied into several strands and let it hang down. When she saw Liu Cheng, Guanghui pursed her lips happily and said to Liu Cheng, "It's great to see that you have recovered."

"It's a really good thing to see Miss Guanghui again." Liu Chenghui smiled knowingly and couldn't help but think of what happened in Sardinia before, Guanghui's tenderness, Guanghui's lap pillow, Guanghui's hug before parting, that faint emotion and friendship made people smile knowingly whenever they recalled it.

Shengli put the clothes in his hand into Guanghui's arms, walked to Liu Cheng, and pulled Liu Cheng out of Cheshire and August's arms without saying anything: "No matter what you are doing, I will borrow Liu Cheng first, and I will return it to you when I dress up beautifully."

Liu Cheng stood up with Shengli and said, "Pretty... What you gave me is not women's clothing, right?"

"Of course not. Beauty has no gender."

Liu Cheng was pulled into a pavilion by Shengli. In addition to clothes, she also prepared eyebrow pencils, gel water, etc. With the help of Guanghui, Shengli vowed not to let Liu Cheng, who was lazy towards him, waste his talent. Wasting talent is a serious crime!

After Liu Cheng left, August took his seat. Cheshire was a little unconvinced. She approached Miss Witch and said, "You big idiot, you can't even tell me what my dear's advantages are, and you still want to snatch my dear from me. You are doomed to fail!"

"Ah."

August smiled disdainfully. She knew Liu Cheng's "greatest" advantage, Cheshire? Even if he was cute, he was just a latecomer.

"Can you tell me?"

"Of course, dear, you are handsome, reliable, and very interesting. I will never feel bored around him. I am very happy to be able to rub against him..." Cheshire counted all the treasures on his fingers, "Oh, and his eyes, dear, they are so beautiful, and their eyes are always so gentle and firm,

So handsome! "

August suddenly raised her head and looked at Cheshire. When she first met him, she decided that Liu Cheng was her destined familiar because of his deep black eyes.

"You think his eyes are beautiful too?"

“Yes, it seems like I can see the stars.”

"That's a black hole. It can suck a person's soul in."

"I don't understand...but I know that if I look up from below, in my dear's eyes..."

It was an unexpected path, but the two of them actually chatted for a few minutes like this, and found out that they had the same hobbies and aesthetics, so they didn't dislike each other so much anymore.

The others looked at the pavilion not far away with some curiosity, and they were all looking forward to how Shengli would dress Liu Cheng. After all, Liu Cheng always looked a little funny in a hospital gown.

Guanghui held his chest with one hand and pursed his lips tightly, watching Liu Cheng in front of him changing little by little under Shengli's hands. His originally unruly and messy short hair was groomed, and the slim windbreaker highlighted his tall figure. The red cloak fixed on his shoulders fluttered in the sea breeze... It felt like seeing a heart-beating little brother next door, gradually transforming into an incomparable and outstanding young man. Guanghui felt his heart beating so fast, and his light blue eyes seemed to contain a pool of spring water.

Shengli was also very satisfied with his masterpiece. He held his face and looked at Liu Cheng and said, "That's right. You have such a good foundation. You dress up beautifully. If you are in a good mood, we will be in a better mood too."

Liu Cheng took the mirror from Guanghui and looked at his current appearance. He had only one thought in his mind -

Of course I was joking when I said I was the most handsome man in the world, but now... I, Liu Cheng, am invincible!

Chapter 44: Pan An is in the eyes of the beholder

As the saying goes, clothes make the man, and saddles make the horse. Liu Cheng is not a handsome guy. Although he has some good looks, he does not pay much attention to his appearance. He does not have many sets of clothes except his military uniform. In addition, he is a sailor who often goes out to sea, exposed to the wind and sun. He has the masculine handsomeness of a soldier, and the cuteness brought by his baby fat, which can arouse the maternal instinct in the hearts of older sisters.

Even so, Liu Cheng is actually very charming, and the title of friend of middle-aged women is not in vain.

What about the lethality of Liu Cheng's pro max ultra version?

When Liu Cheng, wearing a black Baroque-style trench coat, walked over with steady steps, with the bright red cape fluttering in the wind behind him, Egil opened his mouth wide in surprise, Prince Eugen felt as if his heart skipped a beat, Belfast smiled with a dazed look, Dido's heart was beating like a drum, she lowered her head timidly, but could not help but take another sneaky look with her eyes slanted, thinking in her heart that a useless maid like herself could only take a look at the legendary master in this way.

"Wow! Darling, you're so handsome!"

Cheshire ran over, looked left and right, then picked up his cloak from behind, and finally walked to the front, raising his pretty face excitedly: "My dear, are you the Prince of Cheshire?"

"Yes, my lovely Cheshire."

Liu Cheng held Cheshire's hand, held her waist with his other hand, bent down slightly and stared at her face, and said in a magnetic tone: "You know, when I saw you, my heart was like tossing on the rolling sea, unable to calm down. In my life, you are a beam of light, illuminating every day of my life. You are the light of my hope and the fire of my desire."