KanColle does not allow me to work from nine to five

Liu Cheng couldn't say anything more about his complaints. Hu Teng held the unconscious man and said to Ron, "How could I fight you for so many moves?"

"I can't really put in any effort. You know, if I get serious, I might really beat him to death." Ron had just become excited, but now he was a little bored.

"Then proceed as planned."

"Yeah." Ron carried the unconscious Liu Cheng on his shoulders and said, "If you really get scared to death by me, I won't care."

"That only shows that he is not worth much use."

Hu Teng paused for a moment, then said, "You should try to be more restrained. Even if you don't have the corresponding ability, it is not a sin."

"Don't worry, I seem to have found another way to feel happy in him."

After saying that, Ron jumped off the ship carrying Liu Cheng.

Chapter 34 No Such Ship

The flames of war burned, the naval guns roared, and the precious champagne was smashed to pieces on the bow of the ship. Amid the cheers of countless people, huge warships were launched from the dock, pushing away the waves, one after another, and countless steel behemoths flashed quickly in front of Liu Cheng's eyes, and then the picture stopped again.

The sight gradually became distant, and Liu Cheng could see the entire picture of the huge warship, and then quickly went to the position of the tall bridge. Liu Cheng just subconsciously judged that with such tonnage and structure, it must be the bloated but exciting sea monster in the last world, but the picture was shattered like broken glass.

Because it was at the very far end of the field of vision, Liu Cheng was just next to the naval port. For countless days and nights, the naval port was noisy and peaceful. You could see dock workers shouting slogans with their backs bent by the heavy cargo, children holding balloons running around shouting their mother's names, and innocent girls gazing out to sea every day waiting for their beloved sailors... Everything was so peaceful and daily.

Workers, children, mothers, lovers, these people all have their own identities, but what about me? What kind of existence am I?

A thought suddenly popped into Liu Cheng's mind.

Who am I? Who am I?

Because such thoughts lingered in my mind, my originally peaceful state of mind could no longer be maintained. Every time I saw those people with certain identities making a fuss in front of me, an invisible pressure would accumulate. If this kind of pressure accumulated, it would definitely explode, blowing this naval port, the people around it, and myself into pieces, destroying them all together.

Then Liu Cheng suddenly realized that he should be a warship, no, he is a warship.

It was a very strange idea. There was no towering bridge and black cannons, no bow that cut through the waves and no huge anchor. It was not a ship, not even a ship on a blueprint. It was as if a will was born out of nothingness, but Liu Cheng was sure that he was a warship.

After confirming his identity, Liu Cheng was very happy for a while, and his mood became peaceful again. He even began to fantasize that one day he would bring back the sailor he loved. He would hug the girl who rushed over and spin around in circles, tickling the girl with the stubble he had grown at sea.

The woman's face made her laugh as sweet as a silver bell. It was a beautiful and happy scene.

Unfortunately, the good times did not last long, and reality soon came back to Liu Cheng.

Since you are a warship, what about your deck, your chimney, and the ruthless weapons you use to tear your enemies apart?

Looking into the distance, huge shells weighing hundreds of pounds fell on the sea, splashing water columns dozens of meters high. In the smoke and dust, the "clicking" sound of the torpedo bomber's propellers seemed to penetrate people's eardrums. One warship after another caught fire and exploded, and sank to the bottom of the sea forever in battle after battle.

Those are the warships that left the port in front of me. They are my colleagues and my partners!

Liu Cheng's eyes were bloodshot.

He hated himself so much. He hated that he was a warship but could not go to the battlefield and vent his anger on the enemies who sank his companions.

The mission of a battleship is to kill each other on the battlefield, but he can only watch the war spread all the way to the military port beside him. The dock workers have been turned into sailors, and the balloon breaks through the smoke-filled sky alone. The girl is no longer young, and she can no longer wait for the lover she is waiting for.

Why? Why don't I have a body?

If I had a body, I would definitely use naval guns to bombard and tear apart the enemies, and fight without stopping for a moment. The only way to fill such a great emptiness and loneliness is to kill. I must kill, and kill without stopping for a moment!

kill! kill! kill! kill! kill!

Liu Cheng opened his mouth, he shouted, laughed wildly, and protested, the salty liquid seeped from the corners of his mouth to the tip of his tongue, and the bitterness spread to the deepest part of his heart.

Are they tears? I can’t cry, but I can definitely shed tears. They must be tears…

No, it seems, it's not tears...

Liu Cheng suddenly opened his eyes and took a long time to adapt to the light that seemed to be burning his eye sockets. What he saw was the waves rapidly retreating below, and... the round and perky buttocks outlined by the black cloth?

The salty and fishy sea water kept pouring into his open mouth under the sea breeze. Liu Cheng quickly closed his mouth. What happened before emerged little by little, suppressing the illusions in his mind. He quickly figured out his current situation.

Liu Cheng was not without mental preparation for his experience. Since Tirpitz hoped that the Iron-Blooded ship girls would trust him, even if Prince Eugen and the others really looked down on him, they would make an attempt for the sake of their friend Tirpitz. But trust could not be gained so easily.

So it is natural for the test to come.

From the dance just now to the subsequent teasing and torture, even the dance itself may be a test, but can Liu Cheng be timid? A real man will never be afraid of difficulties. If he wants to learn more information, how can he not bravely pay a little price?

So now Liu Cheng was carried on Ron's shoulders and speeding across the sea. Judging from the position of the sun, at least an hour had passed and they no longer knew where they were.

He really didn't expect that the Iron-Blooded Ship Girl would not only attack him directly, but also launch a sneak attack. Are you worthy of the reputation of the Berlin Black Flag Old Feng family?

But even so, Liu Cheng did not resist immediately, not because his brain had crashed, nor because the circle in front of him hindered his thinking.

Instead, he was still somewhat immersed in the scene he had just witnessed and the emotions he had experienced.

What's more, Liu Cheng already knew who the owner of that emotion was.

The Iron-Blooded Ron heavy cruiser, there is no such ship in history, no blueprints of such a ship, and no plan to build such a ship, but now, there is indeed an Iron-Blooded ship girl named Ron in the world.

So beneath her gentle appearance, there is a hidden layer of violence, madness, and emotions filled with killing and destruction, which Liu Cheng can fully understand.

So Liu Cheng reached out and pinched the bulge in front of him, and it was indeed fuller and more elastic than he had imagined.

"To be honest, as the person who was attacked, I haven't experienced anything yet. It's not too much to touch him before I die, right?"

Chapter 35: Otherwise, don't kill me

The sea water rushed into the warm brain cavity from the upward nostrils. The rapid water flow made it more difficult to hold his breath by relying on his lung capacity. In such a situation, there was no way to open his eyes, because he didn't know whether a bunch of seaweed or jellyfish would hit his face.

Feeling the body in his hands begin to twitch, Ron lifted Liu Cheng's thigh and lifted his head out of the sea.

"Cough cough cough..."

Liu Cheng immediately began to cough violently, trying to cough out all the sea water in his nasal cavity and trachea, while greedily inhaling precious air.

Ron looked at Liu Cheng's embarrassed appearance expressionlessly, and then continued to bury his head in the foaming waters of the Mediterranean Sea without hesitation.

Obviously, what Liu Cheng thought was not excessive, Ron thought was a bit excessive.

Just like Liu Cheng felt that it was too much for him to be ambushed and brought to such a place for unknown reasons, Ron did not think it was too much, because in her opinion, apart from being Tirpitz's friend, Liu Cheng was just an ordinary person who aroused her a little interest. Ship girls are not human beings and they don't mix in society, so why should they be polite?

The same thing will have different views from different perspectives.

That’s right, even when being “tortured” like this, Liu Cheng still had time to think about such philosophical questions. He even felt that he must have lost his mind.

Finally, Ron seemed to have vented her anger, or maybe she just remembered Hu Teng's instructions. She stopped running on the waves and threw Liu Cheng onto an irregular reef on the sea. She watched him kneel down and walk towards the big

The sea spat out mouthfuls of sea water and gastric juice.

Liu Cheng breathed in the air in big gulps, and the water on his head flowed down his hair and wet his entire shirt. He turned his head and grinned at Ron in embarrassment, saying, "Are you done venting?"

"Yes."

Ron nodded, her brown eyes seemed like two bottomless abysses. She just stood on the sea like this, and even her beautiful lips curled up a faint smile, but there was a trembling breath emanating from her body. This was her momentum and murderous intent. It was the murderous intent accumulated by Ron after killing countless Sirens and Siren mass-produced ships over the years. The temperature within dozens of meters around seemed to have dropped. This was the invisible pressure caused by her momentum. People with poorer psychological quality might have felt suffocated by now.

"Now that you know this, are you ready to die, Mr. Liu Cheng?"

"To be honest, of course not. Even though I know what you mean by letting go, I haven't lived enough. I haven't lived enough at all."

Liu Cheng lay down on the reef, seemingly not oppressed by Ron's aura at all. He was still twisting his body, looking for the most comfortable position on the rugged rocks.

"That doesn't matter." Ron opened his eyes wide and approached Liu Cheng with a sly smile. The dark steel ship suit gradually changed from semi-illusion to reality. "Since you are close to Tirpitz and become this fish that affects many people, your thoughts are not important."

The black muzzle of the gun was aimed at the reef. Seeing this sci-fi scene, Liu Cheng finally struggled to sit up and raised his hands high, as if to express surrender and submission.

"Beg for mercy? It's too late. If you had come from Tirpitz earlier..."

"No." Liu Cheng interrupted Ron and asked, "I want to ask how you plan to kill me."

good question.

How good is it?

It was so good that Ron was stunned. After a few seconds of freezing, she chuckled: "Is your brain broken, or you can understand me but can't see my ship equipment? Of course, I will use the ship's gun to blow you to pieces! ~"

"I don't think this is good."

Ron asked subconsciously: "Why?"

Liu Cheng explained seriously, "Because of the noise, it's been almost an hour since you carried me out. It seems like we walked a long distance, but Zara and the others must have discovered that I was not on the boat. They might be looking for me somewhere nearby. If you open fire at this time, it will attract their attention, and it will be very troublesome to deal with the follow-up matters. Therefore, killing me silently is the best option."

Ron blinked, forgetting the unpleasantness of being touched on the buttocks just now, because the situation happening now is really different from the hypothesis she and Hu Teng discussed. The man in front of her is not afraid of death, nor does he pretend to be brave. Instead, he helps her analyze the situation in a serious manner, and the key is that it makes a lot of sense.

[Just pretend and see how long you can hold out. 】

"That makes sense. It really makes sense." Ron waved her hand, and the steel ship suit instantly dissipated into the air. Her slender white fingers clenched into a delicate fist. With her momentum, no one would doubt that her punch could smash the reef. "Sometimes I also feel that long-range battles with naval guns are really boring, especially for those slightly more advanced sirens. Compared with mass-produced ships, they have expressions and feelings, so it is such a waste to let their wails be drowned out by the sound of gunfire."

Ron moved closer to Liu Cheng, and her speech became faster and faster, and her tone became more and more excited.

"I like to get close to them, smash their shells with one punch, and then tear apart their octopus-tentacle-like ship suits bit by bit... You don't have a ship suit, but limbs will do. It might feel better if you pinch the bones."

"Tear, tear, and knead into pieces of minced meat and broken iron. I don't like slow things. I just want to see things broken. Haah~ Great, so wonderful, you will definitely scream out loud, right? I will..."

"Wait, wait! I don't think this is a good idea."

Seeing Ron's intoxicated yet twisted expression, it was obvious that she was really getting excited. Liu Cheng quickly interrupted Ron and explained: "Look, I just touched your buttocks, which was already a big advantage. If you had hit me directly with your fist, wouldn't that have given me another chance to touch your body? Why are you rewarding me?"

Ron was a little stunned. Does this make sense or not?

"Then I will throw you on a desert island to die."

"But this is the golden waterway of the Mediterranean. It's easy for cargo ships or fishing boats to pass by. I won't die."

"I'll cut off your limbs in advance and pull out your tongue."

"Please use your foot to pull out my tongue!"

"Just smash them to death with the ship's equipment and throw them into the sea to feed the sharks."

"It's too cruel. My blood will stink and sharks won't eat it."

Ron was annoyed. Her calm rationality seemed unable to suppress her restless emotions. She spoke heavily, "Do you think I really won't kill you?"

Liu Cheng blinked: "Then why don't you just not kill me?"

Chapter 36: Expectation is to be able to do things that have never been done before

"Of course I know that as a fish, I broke into your world of ship girls. Miss Ron, you don't have any good feelings towards me. It's normal for you to think that troubles like me would be better if they disappeared. Moreover, you are a ship girl, and you can easily take away my power and status.

life, I firmly believe in this.”

Play is play, but don't joke with Ron.

Facing Ron's fierce murderous aura, Liu Cheng certainly couldn't really remain indifferent, so in order not to further irritate Ron, he explained quickly: "But I still hope you don't kill me. There is a poem in Donghuang called "I was born to be useful", which means that every life born in this world must have its use. Many times, forcefully ending a person's life is not a good solution. As long as life still exists, you can find something more meaningful than killing. This is also where I think humans and ship girls are far stronger than sirens..."

"puff--"

It wasn't that Ron was amused by Liu Cheng, but she impatiently grabbed Liu Cheng's arm and threw him into the sea next to the reef. Her ungraceful posture when entering the water naturally caused a lot of splashes.

Liu Cheng quickly poked his head out from where Ron was standing in the water, wiped the water off his face with his hands, and said, "Look, I've said that life is full of surprises. You definitely don't have any relevant experience. The water here is so clear. If you throw me into the sea, I'll immediately see that your underwear is black..."

Ron kicked Liu Cheng's exposed head with a fierce whip kick. He quickly buried his head in the sea again, but his speed was still not as fast as Ron's reaction of the ship suit. The power burst out instantly by the ship girl who could move freely on the sea like a miracle was enough for Ron to accelerate to Liu Cheng in an instant, grab his shoulders and throw him far away.

This time Liu Cheng entered the water sideways, and the splash was much bigger than before.

But this is the ocean, and under the influence of tidal force, the ripples caused by this little splash were quickly smoothed out by the waves.

Ron's eyes were roaming over the sea, constantly searching for Liu Cheng's trace. She was very surprised, very surprised. No matter whether she had just put Liu Cheng upside down in the water torture or now she had thrown him into the sea twice, such actions were nothing compared to the killing on the battlefield. But with such simple actions, Ron could feel that a lot of the pressure accumulated during this period of peace had been released, which was a level that she could not achieve even after fighting with the Sirens for several days.

The pink short hair brushed across the delicate cheeks in the sea breeze. Ron frowned slightly and looked around at the movements on the sea. More than a minute had passed, but Liu Cheng had not yet emerged from the water.

Sneaking into the water and trying to swim away?

Or drowned in the sea?

Ron planned to unfold the ship's equipment and use the radar on it to conduct a brief detection. It would be a small matter if he failed to achieve his goal, but it would be difficult to explain if Liu Cheng really died here. Moreover, compared to the anger at Liu Cheng's frivolous words and deeds, Ron was more interested in him as a person, so maybe this could change his mood.

But before Ron could unfold his ship suit, a series of barely perceptible bubbles began to appear on the sea surface beneath her feet. Yes, that was Liu Cheng. As an elite navy officer, a strong lung capacity was of course the most basic of the basics. After entering the water, he dived several meters underwater and quietly touched Ron. At this time, Liu Cheng's hands suddenly stretched out of the sea surface, grabbed Ron's pair of slender and tight thighs, and used the frogman tactics to paddle and use the force to pull Ron into the water.

But the ship girl can stand on the sea, how could she be pulled into the water so easily?

Ron stood still, even wanting to laugh. She covered her skirt with one hand and clenched the other hand. The joints on her fist were distinct, and her skin was white and delicate.

But the punch did not come down because Ron heard what Liu Cheng said.

"Want to know what else life can pursue besides killing? I'll tell you."

An inexplicable throbbing rose from the bottom of his heart, and the core mind cube seemed to resonate and pumped huge energy, filling Ron's limbs and bones. Without a moment's hesitation, Ron gave up walking against gravity on the sea and was instantly dragged into the sea by Liu Cheng.

Even in the most brutal struggle, Ron had never been submerged in the sea in military uniform like he is now. The pressure transmitted from all directions by the sea water and the feeling of not being able to fully control himself made Ron even more excited, especially with Liu Cheng right in front of him. That hateful man is of course the enemy now!

Ron smiled with her mouth open, not caring at all as the sea water poured into her mouth. She suddenly exerted force with her legs and broke free from Liu Cheng's control. At the same time, she threw a punch. She only used the strength she had at this moment, but she almost broke a vacuum track in the sea water. The more the resistance of the sea water pushed her, the more inexplicable pleasure she felt.

Liu Cheng protected his face with both hands and used his arms to block Ron's punch. Under the impact of this force, his entire body broke through the sea water and retreated like a torpedo.

Due to the interaction, Ron, who threw the punch, also leaned back in the water, but soon she shuttled through the waves like a black and white mermaid, and punched out again without any skill!

Liu Cheng's body was like a rag and was knocked back again, without even a chance to breathe.

Ron caught up and punched him again.