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"Nimi, you know a lot, what are they doing?"

"Hmm, let me think...it should be stepping on the back. I read in a book that humans would let lightweight girls step on their backs, just like a massage to relieve back soreness."

"That makes sense. Jarvis and the others are nurses. It turns out that big brother came here secretly to get a massage... He must have been too tired during the day and didn't want others to know. How great."

Javelin and Z23 didn't understand, but Unicorn understood something. Her cute and beautiful face turned pale, and her heart felt lost as if it was filled with lead.

So after the three of them went back, Unicorn found an excuse and sneaked over again. She peeked through the window at Jarvis's dazed eyes, saw Liu Cheng holding Janus, and saw many scenes that she should and shouldn't see.

That night, the unicorn grew up.

The unicorn also knew that he might not be able to be a good child.

Chapter 26: Purify the Sin

The next evening, Liu Cheng walked out of the Royal Office Building exhausted from the day's work. His efficiency was a little low today, not just because of the presence of Queen Elizabeth.

It was said that Queen Elizabeth would be very busy in the recent period because there were many chores to deal with regarding the split of Azur Lane from the Red Axis. There were video conferences between the faction leaders almost every day. Logically, Liu Cheng should have participated as well. He was now equivalent to a faction leader, even more important than an ordinary faction leader. However, he was unable to handle all the responsibilities, so he asked Zhenhai and Tirpitz to attend the meetings on his behalf.

After all, these two ship girls fully understand Liu Cheng's intentions and have enough ability to fight for and mediate, but only Liu Cheng can do something like transforming the Mind Cube, and no one else can do it for him.

Maybe it was because of imitation, or maybe it was just his nature, and soon

Queen Elizabeth asked Hood and the Prince of Wales to attend the meeting on her behalf. Not only that, they also came to occupy Liu Cheng's head maid, so that Liu Cheng could only hug Scylla's soft body at noon and bury his face in her milky cream, listening to the maid gently stroking his head and pua him, "It's okay, it's okay, the head maid will abandon you, but Scylla will never abandon her master, so just rely on me."

In response, Liu Cheng just joked: "That's right, I will let you be my head maid from now on. Who is Belfast? I really don't know her."

"I'll take it seriously."

"Then take it as a joke."

"A master who changes his orders every day is not a good master."

"It's okay. If I'm not a good master, then I'm not a good master. Anyway, Scylla will tolerate me."

After saying that, Liu Cheng hugged Scylla's delicate body even tighter. Although she was a little bit naughty sometimes, Scylla was really a good maid full of maternal love. Fortunately, he was not a useless Asassin and could control her easily.

If Liu Cheng didn't still have some guilt in his heart, he would have executed Scylla right there in the lounge.

"Yes, Scylla will always tolerate the master."

Scylla smiled contentedly. Even though she knew it was a joke, she still felt satisfied. Even if it was only for a moment, her master belonged to her completely and things had to be done bit by bit.

"I say, Elizabeth, you must have more important things to do, right?"

After helping Shropshire transform the Mind Cube, Liu Cheng couldn't help but say to Elizabeth and Yingyong, "Let's go have afternoon tea or something."

"No, afternoon tea without you is getting more and more boring." Elizabeth put her hands on the coffee table. She didn't know why, but she felt fulfilled just looking at this man, so she kept delaying and not agreeing to Liu Cheng's suggestion, just wanting to keep him in the royal family for a little longer.

"You guys had afternoon tea before without me."

"Who asked you to come here?" Elizabeth said coquettishly, "This is my territory. I can stay wherever I want!"

Yingyong sat on the small sofa with her arms and legs spread out. Originally, when the Red Axis became independent, she should have impeached Elizabeth for the crime of incompetent leadership and then replaced her. However, Yingyong thought that the current situation was precarious and it was not appropriate for major changes to happen, and she would probably have to take the blame if she came to power, so she gave up. Alas, this brave queen really had a broad view of the overall situation.

"Elizabeth, don't you understand? Liu Chengzai said you were disturbing his work."

"That's right." Liu Cheng nodded, and then attacked indiscriminately, "Yingyong, the same goes for you. Keep your voice down when you eat the cake. I can imagine how crispy and sweet the chocolate on the brownie you just ate was. When you take a bite, "tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk ..."

Elizabeth narrowed her eyes and suddenly said, "I know everything." "Hey, I think you are greedy, right?"

"No."

"Humph, I am just greedy. As long as you ask me sincerely, I will give you a piece."

"You're kidding. Do I need to beg you?" Liu Cheng deliberately knelt down and looked at Elizabeth, "Scylla, help me get a piece."

"Scylla, don't take it!"

After Elizabeth gave the order, she suddenly realized that Liu Cheng's action was just a mockery of her short stature.

So Elizabeth wanted to reach out and touch Liu Cheng's head unexpectedly, but Liu Cheng noticed it and just raised his hand a little to avoid it.

Elizabeth stood up and Liu Cheng raised his head again.

Elizabeth stood up and stood on tiptoe, while Liu Cheng sat leisurely. Elizabeth still couldn't touch Liu Cheng's head.

"Wow, you servant, lower your head to me and let me touch you!"

Liu Cheng naturally refused and reached out to touch Elizabeth's cute twin ponytails.

"Wow, don't touch my head, that's very rude!"

As Elizabeth yelled, Liu Cheng only touched her for a short while, then let go and said, "Okay, okay, I'm going to get back to work. I'm the one who's working hard, but it's the Royal Navy's shipgirls who are getting stronger."

"That's also for the sake of the king."

Elizabeth muttered, feeling a little disappointed in her heart, "I just said it casually, I didn't stop you from touching me, and I won't blame you if you touch me a few more times."

In fact, to be fair, Liu Cheng really wanted to touch her a few more times. Although Elizabeth was a little arrogant, she was really cute. But he now had some inner demons and was embarrassed to do anything out of line to the little girl.

If Jarvis was a mature fruit, Janus was much more immature. Although what happened last night was just a matter of course, he did enjoy Janus's tender body and completely made her bid farewell to her purity. Liu Cheng did not show anything wrong about this, but he felt a little guilty in his heart.

Liu Cheng is not a pretentious person. He knows in his heart that what he did was not right, but it was definitely not wrong. However, a truly open-minded person may not necessarily be able to let go of everything, but will adjust his mindset in time, including asking others for help.

So after a day's work, Liu Cheng went to the royal church, ready to find a professional to confess his sins and purify his soul.

Don't get me wrong, of course it's not about resentment. Resentment is not professional at all. The professional one is Richelieu, and she also prays in the church.

When Liu Cheng walked into

When he was in the church, he saw such a scene:

Enchou, Richelieu, Saint-Cair and Banlvette, four saints and nuns with slim and graceful figures, knelt together in front of the cross. Their backs were flat, concave at the waistline and prominent at the round buttocks. This kneeling posture showed the perfect curves of their backs.

The golden hair was so gorgeous and the words of prayer were so holy.

It is such a sacred scene, yet it can evoke people's deepest desires.

Liu Cheng decided that at least one prayer room should be built both on the Unity and in the future port area, not for anything else, but mainly to implement religious freedom.

Chapter 27 Sorry, there is no hope, please go to hell

It's really hard to interrupt such a scene.

So Liu Cheng quietly found a seat and sat down, of course not to admire the four nuns' curvy figures, but mainly to listen to the sounds of prayer to purify the dirty hearts of adults.

However, there was an outlier among the four nuns. The other three were praying very devoutly and attentively, except for the nun whose prayer had no problem with its content. She was a professional cos nun, but she was not focused at all. After all, she did not believe in God at all, and had a lot of blasphemous thoughts in her mind.

So when Liu Cheng came in, Yuan Chou had already noticed it.

Yuanchou turned around and gave Liu Cheng a seductive smile, then returned to her expressionless and holy look. She stood up from the cushion silently without disturbing the other three nuns who were concentrating on their studies. The conservative black nun's uniform completely covered her body, but could not hide her tall and voluptuous figure.

Yuanchou walked up to Liu Cheng and sat her plump and perky buttocks directly on Liu Cheng's thighs. Her mature and charming face was full of inviolable holiness. In such a hall, behind the three nuns who were praying devoutly, with an extremely mature body sitting on him, even though Liu Cheng had done blasphemous acts here more than once, he couldn't help but his heart beating faster. There was no way, Yuanchou was really too good.

The more you wander around in such a scene where you could be discovered at any time, the more exciting it becomes.

Yuanchou knew this truth very well. She leaned close to Liu Cheng's ear, opened her pink lips slightly, and whispered softly, "Confused Lamb, do you want to listen to God's instructions, or do you want to repent your sins?"

"All of them. Please call Richelieu for me. I have something to ask her."

Yuanchou blinked his eyes, thinking that Liu Cheng was playing hard to get and wanted to stimulate him a little more, so he sat on the other side and said seriously: "Tell me first, I can cleanse your sins."

The more serious this time is, the more it makes people think about it.

But Liu Chengzhen didn't come here for this matter. He said, "Stop making trouble. I really have something to do, so I need to find the real nun."

Yuanchou is a fake nun, Banlvey is a fortune-telling nun, and it is obvious that her faith is not very firm. Saint Kyle prays eight times a day, but the more she prays, the more confused she seems. In other words, Richelieu is the real saint, with a firm faith and good sense.

After passing the message to Richelieu and watching her and Liu Cheng walk out of the church, Yuanchou suddenly realized a big problem. Richelieu was her biggest opponent, because Richelieu was real and she was fake. The depravity of the fake nun could never compare to the immorality of the real nun.

Yuanchou looked at the cross and noticed some movement. She was a little surprised that Richelieu had left with Keersheng and Banerwei. She made up her mind -

You have to do this in two ways. Either you become a real nun, or you pull everyone to the same starting line and make them all fake nuns. At the moment, the latter seems to be less difficult.

"Liu Cheng has something to do with Richelieu, so I'm here to teach you how to purify the sins of sinners."

The face of Yuanchou was full of holiness, and the elegance and solemnity made the two not-so-professional nuns simply have to believe it.

On the other side, Liu Cheng and Richelieu walked side by side in the royal port area, chatting as they walked towards the sea. Richelieu enjoyed this feeling very much. He had thought that it would be a difficult journey of leaving his hometown and enduring humiliation, but he did not expect that there would be such a leisurely and happy moment. The only regret was probably that Iris' sisters did not gather together. He hoped to see them reunited as soon as possible. Richelieu was becoming more and more confident about this.

Gradually, the two men walked to the dock, stepped onto the gangway and boarded the Unity, which was under renovation.

Because the renovation work has not been completed, some construction materials are still piled on the deck. A large number of cabins used for military purposes have been converted into living places, and only radar, power and other systems have been preserved. After the renovation, the Unity will become a sea hotel that retains the hull and speed of a destroyer.

"It looks like our temporary home will be remodeled soon."

"Yes." Richelieu stood in front of the railing with Liu Cheng, looking at his obviously worried face, and said, "Actually, wherever the commander is is home."

"Not at all, that's too much for me."

Although Liu Cheng is thick-skinned, he still likes to be humble.

"Of course. Isn't what the commander is doing to give us a safe home?" Richelieu took the initiative to hold Liu Cheng's hand. His fingers were slightly cool, but his palm was warm. "If you have anything to tell me, please tell me. I'm listening."

"Even you noticed that? Was I so obvious?"

“It’s written all over your face.”

Richelieu said with a smile, and then realized the hidden meaning in Liu Cheng's words, and said coquettishly, "What do you mean I can see it all? If you don't trust my ability, don't come to me."

Richelieu said this while holding Liu Cheng's hand but not letting go. Of course, it was useless to let go because Liu Cheng was still holding her hand tightly.

The Cardinal of Iris is certainly extremely capable. There is no incompetent person who can become the leader of a faction. It’s just that he is a little clumsy in life, and sometimes brave and sometimes evasive in dealing with his emotions. This is probably what makes Richelieu so cute.

"Richelieu."

"Yeah, I'm here."

"I want to confess to you." Liu Cheng turned around, looked into Richelieu's beautiful eyes under the moonlight, and said seriously, "I did something wrong, I am guilty."

Richelieu smiled gently and said, "Then please tell me your sins. As long as you sincerely recognize your mistakes, I will forgive you on behalf of God."

"I made a mistake that all men make, and that is a common mistake in the church."

Liu Cheng still couldn't tell the truth all at once, so he tried to change his tone a little. After all, medieval church priests loved little boys the most, and the mistake he made seemed to be less serious than theirs.

"what?"

"I attacked the little girl..."

Liu Cheng briefly talked about the things between himself, Jarvis and Janus: "Jarvis is already a grown-up girl, and Janus is still a little green. Although she should be a grown-up girl who already understands love, Janus is much purer. She may have defined her feelings as love because she saw other people's love. I am the more mature one who should refuse. In short, I feel a little guilty."

"Of course you should feel guilty!"

Richelieu said seriously, "You actually did something so outrageous that both humans and gods hate you. I'm sorry, but you are hopeless. Please go to hell."

"..."

"puff--"

Richelieu couldn't hold it in anymore. He looked at Liu Cheng's bitter face and laughed out loud, sticking out his tongue playfully.

Chapter 28: I am reborn as a lolita control

"It's just a joke. Just consider it as revenge for the previous attack."

"Sister Li, please be serious." Liu Cheng called Richelieu by his nickname and couldn't help but said, "You are a saint. This will make me lose my reverence for religion."

"I didn't sense your awe in the first place... ahem." Richelieu cleared his throat and spoke in the tone of a cardinal, "To be honest, I don't think this is such a big sin. Shipgirls are born with knowledge. There are also those with minds like children in battleships. There are young destroyers who have not changed their original intentions, but there are also shipgirls who are already mature. Since they are mature and have love in their hearts, it is their right to enjoy family happiness. Instead, you should not discriminate against them based on their appearance. You should treat them the same as others."

Liu Cheng scratched his head and said, "That's the truth, I understand it."

"Of course I know you understand, and you just want to talk to me." Richelieu said gently, "Please tell me your other concerns, and I will pray for God's forgiveness for you."

Liu Cheng was silent for a while before he began to speak: "I often call myself a lolita complex. Of course, like many people, I like the cuteness and purity of little girls. I don't have any bad intentions, so I can have physical contact with them without any guilt. It's just my love for little sisters and children. I don't have any dirty thoughts."

After a pause, Liu Cheng said with a look of despair: "I can't be righteous now."

"Last night, I was really enjoying Janus's immature body. As a result, when I see little girls now, I always subconsciously think of Janus's white body, and then think of more bad things. I can no longer take it for granted to touch their heads, pinch their cheeks, and kiss their little faces. I am a fallen lolita complex and no longer deserve to enjoy the purity and cuteness of lolita."

Liu Cheng threw himself on Richelieu's chest and said sadly, "What should I do? I can no longer absorb vitality from little lolita. As a lolita lover, my life is over."

Richelieu patted Liu Cheng's back with a helpless look. She didn't quite understand Liu Cheng's logic, but she still knew how to comfort people. What's more, she knew that Liu Cheng himself had a strong self-regulation ability and was not a pretentious person. He just needed to talk.

"It's okay, it's not that serious. You didn't do anything wrong, so you don't need God to forgive you, and..." Richelieu couldn't help but smile and said, "Besides, you are such a playboy. I haven't seen you stop contacting other ship girls for a certain ship girl. I don't believe you have never had any unreal thoughts about other ship girls who are not your lover."

"..."

Liu Cheng raised his head from Richelieu's chest and exclaimed with deep admiration, "As expected of you, Cardinal. You are so sharp. You made me realize my narrow-mindedness all of a sudden. As a lolita lover, I am reborn again."

Richelieu smiled and said, "Because you have done nothing wrong."

"I do not agree with that, Monsieur Richelieu."

A stereotyped and gloomy voice came from behind the two of them. Louis IX, with long gray hair and a dashing and heroic figure, walked out of the cabin along the stairs. She said, "I didn't mean to eavesdrop on your conversation.

, but I just happened to be here, but I have some different opinions on this matter, so I have to bring it up. "