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"Well, if you have a headache, just take a nap."

"No, I don't have a headache." The unicorn raised her pretty face. She was no longer the shy girl. Under the effects of alcohol and the belief that it was a potion, the unicorn was now full of courage. "Brother, I want to ask you, do you like unicorns?"

Liu Cheng said: "I like it. Unicorns are cute and obedient. Of course I like them."

"As someone you like?"

"You call me brother, so of course I treat you as my sister."

"No, I don't want this kind of love." The unicorn opened his eyes wide and said, "I like my brother, I want you to love me like Sister Guanghui does!"

Liu Cheng was a little surprised and blurted out: "You are still young..."

"I'm not a kid anymore. I know everything." The unicorn said stubbornly. "And even if I'm a little kid, so what? I saw what happened between you, Jarvis, and Janus. You were hugging each other in bed, and they ate your..."

"Cough cough."

Liu Cheng quickly covered the unicorn's mouth. Although this kind of thing is a matter of personal responsibility and Liu Cheng will not shirk responsibility, it is not something worth publicizing after all. What's more, Javelin and Z23 were both in a daze and it was unknown whether they were still conscious. But Ji Shang was sitting there leisurely.

The witch's interest is to observe humans, so Ji Shang was very happy watching the conversation between the big and small ones. Until she heard the words of the unicorn, she couldn't help but widen her light blue eyes and found that she seemed to have heard something extraordinary.

[Since we have gained so much, it is time to stop. I will leave the room to the four of them. Let's go to the cafe. As long as we are in a crowded place, the commander can't do anything to us.]

So Ji Shang stood up calmly, and just after he walked a little distance, Liu Cheng, who had already calmed the unicorn, held his shoulders and sat down on the bed again.

Liu Cheng asked seriously, "Did you hear what the unicorn said just now?"

"No, I didn't hear anything at all." Ji Shang blinked, "Even if I said so, you wouldn't believe it, Commander."

"That means I heard it."

"Commander, you're not going to kill me to silence me, are you?" Ji Shang was still moving gracefully and smiling, but he was already a little panicked when Liu Cheng held his round shoulders with both hands.

"I won't silence you." Liu Cheng said, "I drank the truth serum and I'm telling the truth, so you don't have to worry."

"Actually, I added some distilled liquor in it..."

"No matter what, it's either truth serum or I was under your spell. Anyway, I'm fully capable now." Liu Cheng approached Ji Shang's cheek, and finally saw a trace of panic in the witch's eyes as he wished. "I'm a pervert who will even attack little girls. Are you ready?"

"You, what are you going to do?" Ji Shang's breathing was a little rapid, and her lips were slightly exhaling. The presence of alcohol also made her emotions more easily fluctuating.

The so-called witch is just an inexperienced older sister after all. If you act tough, she will need some time to react.

"It's very simple. Can't the witch of Iris even think of this?" Liu Cheng grinned, "The best way to make you keep a secret is, of course, to know one of your secrets as well."

Ji Shang, who plays with fire, should be prepared to face sanctions.

Chapter 52: Punishing the Witch Must Be Honest

Normally, children shouldn't get drunk so easily, especially the three of them, who can no longer be considered little lolita. They are puberty-stricken girls. They are exposed to fruit wine, especially z23, and Iron Blood beer, which they often drink to celebrate victories. So this amount of alcohol will at most make their faces a little red, but it is impossible for them to get drunk.

However, the three little girls were all drowsy at this time, dozing off on the chairs. In fact, Liu Cheng deliberately used high-dimensional pheromones to guide them, because the following behavior towards Ji Shang would be inappropriate for children. Although these little girls actually already have some immature feelings, it is better not to use the tug-of-war between adults to pollute the pure hearts of the little girls.

I am too gentle, I am crying.

Gentleness is conserved, so I can’t be gentle to Ji Shang from now on. That’s reasonable, right?

"Commander..." Ji Shang was pressed on the round shoulder by Liu Cheng's slightly wet palm. The temperature penetrated into her silky skin, crushing everything under her elegant and calm appearance. Her heart beat faster and faster, and even her chest felt heavy. However, due to the witch's instinct, Ji Shang still acted as if she was at ease. "Now that the little girl is here, you must pay attention to the impact no matter what you do."

"It's okay. The girls are all drunk because of the drugs you gave them. They won't notice us."

Ji Shang explained: "Commander, don't fool yourself. I didn't give them any drugs. The girls are just a little confused, but they are still conscious."

Liu Cheng narrowed his eyes and said, "So, you admit that you don't know any magic at all?"

"If this is what the commander wants, then I will admit it." Ji Shang pursed his lips, lowered his head slightly, and said with self-pity, "Compared to the witch, I am just a ship, and just a subordinate of the commander. The commander can treat me like this in the future."

"Jishang, you are really something. You still won't behave even after drinking the truth serum."

Liu Cheng shook his head helplessly. This was indeed consistent with his understanding of witches. Back then, August had already thrown himself into her arms and was still talking about familiars and familiars. After being completely conquered, he could even say master and brother. His level of obsession was even comparable to Ron's.

At this time, Ji Shang supported her hands behind her back, and the collar of her magic robe was open, revealing her elegant and slender collarbone and snow-white shoulders. Her figure was slender yet mature, especially the slit at the hem of the magic robe, which vaguely covered the absolute area of ​​the snow-white thigh roots.

"I told you, the potion doesn't work on witches."

"Yes, the potion doesn't work on witches, but I'm an ordinary human, so the potion works well on me." Liu Cheng gradually pressed part of his body weight on Ji Shang, slightly bent his right leg and pressed it against the middle of Ji Shang's knees, half-kneeling on the edge of the bed between Ji Shang's legs. "What I'm going to do and say next are all the result of my true nature being exposed. Usually I would rely on self-cultivation and morality to restrain my desires, but now that I've drunk the potion you prepared, I have no choice but to let myself go."

"So, what does the Commander want to do?" Ji Shang opened his pink lips slightly. No matter how strong he tried to be, he couldn't help but breathe rapidly in front of the Commander's masculine scent.

Liu Cheng said: "Punish you."

Ji Shang blinked: "Because I heard your secret, Commander?"

"It's not really a secret. I'm not irresponsible. I just let it go and didn't make it public."

Liu Cheng's hand slid down Ji Shang's shoulders, touched her silky and delicate arm skin, and then he grabbed it tightly. Ji Shang Iris supported her upper body with both hands, and was supported by Liu Cheng without any resistance. Now Ji Shang finally understood what August said. She suspected that Liu Chengcai really knew magic. Once she was stared at by his dark eyes, no matter how he took what she wanted, she could not resist.

"We agreed to have an entertaining and educational live performance, but you secretly added strong alcohol into the drink, overdrawing my trust, disobeying the orders of this commander, and giving alcoholic beverages to underage ship girls." Liu Cheng enumerated Ji Shang's crimes one by one, and kept getting closer to Ji Shang's pretty face. He was obviously panicked but wanted to maintain his elegance, so that Ji Shang's smile was a little stiff. "Tell me, should I punish you?"

"Yes, of course."

Ji Shang was still stubborn and said in a seductive and charming tone, "As our leader, the commander certainly has the right to punish us, but how can the commander forgive me?"

"Until I'm satisfied, or until you tell the truth, of course."

As Liu Cheng spoke, he finally reached a position very close to Ji Shang's pretty face. Amid Ji Shang's charming exclamation, he grasped her wrists with both hands and pressed her plump, mature body on the bed. He pressed his knees against her thighs, forcing her to open her legs but unable to struggle. His nose exhaled hot breath on Ji Shang's pretty face, making her face even redder.

"Commander, you've gone too far." Ji Shang's eyes wandered, and it became increasingly difficult for him to disguise himself.

"What's too much?"

"Don't think I won't resist, but there are also legends of witches attacking humans."

"So what? You spread the rumor about the so-called potion that can increase female charm just to lure me in. Who else needs to care about female charm besides me?"

"Not really." Ji Shang blinked her eyes. Her firm breasts rose and fell, rubbing against Liu Cheng's chest unconsciously. The grinding touch made her body even hotter. She could only use some small movements to hide her feelings. "Commander, you feel a little good about yourself. That's not what I meant."

"One look at Ding Zhen shows that he is lying."

Liu Cheng mercilessly pressed down Ji Shang's delicate body. It felt like soft clouds. The unyielding firmness was compressed by the weight of the man's body and spread out into a round and moving curve. Ji Shang's breathing became more and more rapid. His right foot couldn't help but wrap around Liu Cheng's ankle. His expression could no longer maintain its elegance, but he still pretended to be stubborn.

"Witches are better at confusing people than creating miracles. It seems that the Commander is no exception..."

"Still talking hard."

"Hmm... Even the commander wants to do this to me..."

"Yes, I am not pretending.

A witch like that will even take action against a child if she likes, not to mention a beauty like you, Ji Shang. Since you are teasing me, you must have prepared yourself mentally. "

"No psychology... No teasing."

"You're really stubborn."

As Liu Cheng spoke, he buried his head in Ji Shang's white front, his nose pressed against her delicate collarbone, slowly sniffing Ji Shang's rich body fragrance all the way up, and breathing his hot breath on her fair neck.

The further Liu Cheng moved forward, the faster Ji Shang's heartbeat became, until he touched the tip of her nose and approached her parted lips, and Ji Shang finally couldn't hold on any longer.

"Don't... I'm not ready yet..."

Liu Cheng paused for a moment, then a smile appeared on his serious face: "Okay, you finally told the truth, then Commander, I will forgive you."

Having said that, Liu Cheng rolled to the side and lay on the bed. However, Ji Shang was stunned for a moment.

Chapter 53: If you attack me by surprise, I will knock you down head-on

"Just, just like that?"

"Yes, this commander is a man of his words. I will keep my word until I am satisfied or you tell the truth. Since you told the truth, I will naturally forgive you."

Liu Cheng was lying on Ji Shang's bed, looking at the top of the cabin with his hands stretched out, and said with helplessness and relief, "Look how good it is to tell the truth, I will forgive you directly. You said you are not ready, so I will not force you. I know that witch is your personality. You witches are uncomfortable if you don't pretend to be mysterious, but it's harmless to tell the truth occasionally. To be honest, you are such a grown-up, but you still need me to educate you. In some ways, you are not as good as a child."

"Commander is really..."

Ji Shang half-sat up from the bed, her long silver hair brushing over her pink shoulders and scattering on the white sheets. She bit her lip and looked down at Liu Cheng with a dazed look, not knowing what to say for a moment.

Refute?

There seemed to be nothing to refute. I was indeed dishonest and far inferior to the honest girl.

Do you admit it?

If a witch doesn't use magic, then why would she be called the Witch of Iris, and why would Ji Shang be called Ji Shang?

However, Ji Shang, who was upset because of being suppressed by Liu Cheng just now, has now slowly calmed down. She is not an unreasonable ship girl, but since she is a witch, she will not give up easily.

"It seems that the Commander really wants to conquer a witch."

"It's not about conquering, it's about educating. If you keep being stubborn, you might end up in big trouble."

"Yeah, that's true." Ji Shang came close to Liu Cheng, blinked and said, "Thank you, Commander, for teaching me. Sometimes it's better to tell the truth. But I am indeed a witch, the kind that knows all kinds of magic."

"Here you go again..."

Liu Cheng's words were interrupted by Ji Shang. The Iris Witch suddenly lowered her head, pressed her thin pink lips tightly against her beloved, blinked her long eyelashes, and looked into Liu Cheng's eyes with her star-like eyes. She was a little shy at the beginning, but soon there was only confusion and affection.

It's not a fleeting romance, nor is it a lingering one. Even if she is a witch, she is still the witch of iris, the romantic iris girl.

Ji Shang moved away from Liu Cheng's face. She had a blurred and moving smile on her mature and beautiful face. She gently covered her lips, then released them and said playfully: "I just showed you the magic of love. Did you taste its essence? Commander, I will take your heart away~"

Such a beautiful scene made Liu Cheng stunned for a moment, and then he couldn't help but smile. He thought that he was not that frank. If he didn't have some other intentions in his heart, he wouldn't have spent so much time. After all, the charm of the witch was really hard to resist.

"What a powerful magic! You have taken my heart away..." Liu Cheng propped himself up and sat up, and immediately hugged Ji Shang's slender waist again, "But as for the essence, I feel like I haven't tasted it yet."

Ji Shang's heart was pounding: "Then what do you want to do?"

"It's obvious. If you attack me by surprise, I will... knock you down head-on."

Having said that, Liu Cheng once again pressed Ji Shang's delicate body onto the bed, but this time was different from the previous pretense. He started from the collarbone, pressing against her silky skin with a rich body fragrance, and her slender neck was as elegant as a swan. As soon as he touched her round chin, Ji Shang couldn't wait to lower his head.

As August said, witches need magical nourishment, and the commander is the biggest source of magical power. No wonder people can't help themselves.

Ji Shang hugged Liu Cheng's neck passionately, and rubbed Liu Cheng's feet with her long legs. Maybe she was unwilling to admit it before, and maybe her initial idea was to just have a taste of it and that would be victory, but now Ji Shang knew that what she ultimately wanted was this kind of magic of love.

She lied again, magic works on witches too.

A witch wants to control people's hearts, but now Guishan is being controlled, teased, and ground. She feels that she is about to fall into the abyss of happiness and joy. It turns out that following Richelieu and the commander is the most correct decision she has made in her life...

Just when Ji Shang was about to suffocate and her magic robe was almost completely opened, revealing the thin pajamas underneath, Liu Cheng let go of her, sat up nervously and looked around.

"Hoo~Hoo~...What's wrong, Commander?"

"I almost forgot, there's a little girl here too."

Liu Cheng looked around and found that the three little girls had their eyes closed. Unicorn and Javelin were lying on z23's thighs, one on the left and one on the right, while z23 hung his head. They obviously did not wake up in the middle of the time, and naturally did not see the struggle between the two people just now. This made Liu Cheng breathe a sigh of relief. If a child saw such a thing, it would be very irresponsible for an adult to do so.

Ji Shang also sat up. She knew that Liu Cheng was a responsible man, so today would end here. Although she was not satisfied, she was satisfied. They would continue to live together and there would definitely be many opportunities.

While fixing her hair and pulling up the collar that Liu Cheng had pulled open, not to cover up her beauty, but because the witch knew that such an action would be more attractive, Ji Shang asked, "I'm a little curious, how did the commander comfort the unicorn? Generally speaking, shy children are braver than ordinary people when they are really serious."

Liu Cheng looked at the beautiful sleeping face of Unicorn, and said with mixed feelings: "I promised Unicorn that I will still treat her as a brother and sister, but I will no longer treat her as a sister, but a girl who can be liked. At the same time, I will no longer touch her head easily, because that is not love for a sister, but hooliganism. Unicorn may just mistake affection and dependence for love. If not, then I will still take responsibility."

Having said that, Liu Cheng knew that it was probably almost correct in the end. After all, he already had a lot of experience in this area. He would find time to talk to Guanghui about this matter later. She would definitely want to know about it.

"It seems that the commander is a responsible and good man."

"of course."

"So what about me?" Ji Shang hugged Liu Cheng's strong waist from behind. She rested her chin on Liu Cheng's shoulder and breathed hot air on his ear. "Commander, how do you plan to treat me, the witch of Iris?"

"Roasted at the stake, with cumin and pepper, of course."

"Hehe, actually the commander isn't very honest either."

"Then I'll be honest." Liu Cheng turned around and hugged Ji Shang's delicate body. He knew his heart, so he could say sincerely, "Ji Shang, I like you."

Ji Shang pursed her lips tightly, and for a moment she felt that being hit by the main gun of a battleship was no more than this. She smiled happily, and her smile bloomed like a flower.

"Commander, I like you too. I fell in love with you not long after we got to know each other. This is not a lie. This is the true heart of the witch."

Chapter 54: Life is as warm as snow

Without any more intimacy, Liu Cheng and Ji Shang sent the three sleepy girls to their room. Their behavior strengthened Liu Cheng's determination. Unless it was to celebrate a victory or a festival, the girls should be kept away from alcohol.

Of course, Liu Cheng fulfilled his promise and really accompanied Ji Shang to eat instant noodles in the evening.

How should I put it? Ji Shang's skill in cooking instant noodles is not like Iris, but has a kind of beauty of the Royal Ship Girl. Maybe it's because he needs to add all kinds of strange things to pretend to cook potions, so Ji Shang also retains this habit when cooking. Liu Cheng actually likes Chinese soups, or soups like West Lake Beef Soup, and Western cream soups. It's mainly because you get used to it after eating it a lot, but the taste of Ji Shang's soup base for cooking noodles suddenly makes Liu Cheng feel like he has just gone abroad.

Fortunately, there are many good wives and mothers in the fleet, so it doesn't matter if Ji Shang doesn't have any special skills in this area.

He hugged Ji Shang's delicate body and chatted with her for a while, listening to her talk about how she used purple cabbage to impersonate herbs and concentrated coffee liquid as bitter bile. Her favorite were Chinese medicinal materials, which were very stylish in both name and appearance. However, they could only fool children, or some simple-minded or romantic people.

Moreover, Ji Shang did not dare to use too much force. If he met a tough person like Liu Cheng or someone who was very curious and liked to get to the bottom of things, he would be easily exposed.

Ji Shang didn't really want to talk about these things, but once Liu Cheng held her in his arms and smelled the scent of her lover, the witch couldn't control herself.

Finally, Yoo Seung kissed Ji Sang goodnight and left her room. Of course, he could have just pushed her down, and Ji Sang probably wouldn't have refused, but Yoo Seung didn't plan to be so hasty. Feelings were like the magic potion in Ji Sang's pot, which would become more mellow as it cooked.