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Over there, Liu Cheng was once again in the sight of many beautiful ship girls he didn't recognize. This time, he didn't feel embarrassed at all. After all, he had been through many battles and seen a lot.

"Let me introduce Liu Cheng to everyone." Jean Bart pointed at Liu Cheng and said awkwardly but firmly, "He saved me. If it weren't for him, I wouldn't be myself anymore."

Liu Cheng quickly said modestly: "It was the Ship Girls who really fought against the Sirens. I just did a small part."

"It's done. Don't deny it. You and I both know the truth."

"I'm just being modest. I'm not denying it."

"You saved me, why are you being modest?"

"In front of so many people, be humble and leave a good first impression."

Richelieu looked curiously at the inexplicably intimate interaction between his sister Jean Bart and the human male. Was it because they had survived the catastrophe? He felt that Jean Bart was different from before, not as aggressive.

The others had similar thoughts, and then Dunkirk suddenly realized something and asked in a lost voice: "Can you understand what our shipgirl said?"

"I can understand a little bit." Liu Cheng waved his hand and said, "Keep a low profile."

Jean Bart said dissatisfiedly: "Why keep a low profile? Keep a high profile."

Liu Cheng raised his voice: "There is nothing you don't understand. I can indeed communicate with the ship girl casually. It's a very simple thing."

"Everyone heard it. Liu Cheng saved me and was able to communicate with our ship girl. I think we are just in need of a liaison officer with the Iris government." Jean Bart rarely used this kind of explanation, so she seemed very unskilled. She turned her head and looked at Liu Cheng, her eyes sparkling like rubies. "You are from Donghuang, it doesn't matter where you serve in Europe, so come to Iris."

Liu Cheng really didn't expect that Jeanbal would be so direct. He was stunned for a moment and said, "I'm very happy that you invited me, but I'm sorry..."

"Okay, I know your choice."

Jean Bal interrupted Liu Cheng's words with an indifferent expression on his face, as if he was just casually greeting him, but his left hand suddenly clenched up.

[You bastard! I put aside my dignity and invited you, how dare you reject me! ]

Chapter 59: Big Pattern

"Jean Bart, I left the clean clothes outside the door, just come and get them."

"Ah."

Responding indifferently to Joan of Arc's words outside the bathroom door, Barr turned on the shower. She was not familiar with the facilities on the Iron Blood ship, so the cold water sprayed directly on her body, and then the water temperature slowly increased, wetting her long flaxen hair.

Feeling that the water temperature was gradually getting hotter, making the already rising temperature on his face even more uncontrollable, Bal turned the handle and changed the hot water to cold water.

The water temperature dropped drastically, gradually cooling her hot body. Anyway, Jean Bal had already checked her body and found some damage to her muscle tissue and skin surface. However, the Mind Cube not only did not collapse, it even worked better than before. Both the total amount of energy and the output efficiency had reached a higher level.

Water droplets slid down from the head, sliding down the long hair that was wet and condensed into wisps, flowing over the eyebrows, eyes, nose tip, and then to the moist diamond-shaped lips. Because of the stimulation of the cold water, the originally thin lips appeared particularly rosy, causing Bal to put his fingers on them and think of what had happened before.

If the first kiss was a gamble made at the cost of her warrior's dignity because she felt that Liu Cheng could influence her mind cube, then the second kiss in the mind cube space was the emotion she offered willingly.

Thinking of this, Bal lowered the temperature of the water in the shower again. This time, there was no hot water mixed in, but completely cold water. Such cold water even suppressed the redness of the lips, and then flowed along the smooth cheeks, over the pointed chin and the clever collarbone. The silky skin could not bear the tension of the water at all.

Jean Bart always appears in front of everyone with a straightforward and powerful aura, sharp words, and vigorous fighting. If you ignore these, then she is undoubtedly a slender and charming woman with an outstanding figure.

In the space of the mind cube, the battleship was of course Jean Bart itself, so it seemed like only a moment, but in fact Jean Bart had been accompanying Liu Cheng all the time, watching him caress every inch of her skin, measuring her deck and bridge with his feet, repairing her broken body bit by bit to health, or even more perfect. In fact, there was not an inch of her body that had not been touched by Liu Cheng.

However, it was rejected.

I mustered up the courage to speak out in front of so many people about the invitation I wasn't good at, but I was still rejected.

Damn man, he suddenly broke into my life and always had an innocent expression on his face. Is it because of this behavior that so many other ship girls fall in love with you?

Jean Bal wiped the water off his body. In the mirror, his own body was fair and slender, revealing the tender red color of just getting out of the bath, like a piece of cold jade that had been warmed up by someone.

[Is it because the size you mentioned is not big enough...]

"Jean Bart, you are acting like a young woman who has just begun to fall in love. You make me sick."

After complaining about herself harshly in front of the mirror, Jean Bal wrapped herself in a bath towel and went outside to change clothes. However, the person waiting outside was not the Joan of Arc she thought she was.

Prince Eugen handed the underwear in the basket to Jean Bart and said, "You shouldn't be hurt. Your fleet will have no problem facing this number of sirens. Cooperate with us in the show. At most, some people will be slightly injured."

"I am also slightly injured

I don't want them to suffer." Jean Bart put on her underwear to cover up her beautiful beauty, and she said firmly, "I made the decision to cooperate with you, so I should bear the responsibility. Why should they get hurt because of me?"

Prince Eugen looked at Jean Bart in silence, sighed softly and said, "They didn't get hurt for you, but so that no one else would get hurt in the future... How can we cooperate in the future if you are so willful? We at Iron Blood don't want any of our fellow shipgirls to get hurt."

"This operation has failed."

"It's just a temporary failure. It has an impact, but it won't affect the overall situation."

"You can only cooperate with me anyway. You can't always count on someone who is stubborn."

Jean Bart said this and walked out. She was still thinking about asking Dunkirk to teach her how to use a mobile phone and chat software. Originally, she disdained to use such little things.

Prince Eugen followed behind her and wanted to ask Jean Bart about the relationship between her and Liu Cheng, but he stopped talking in the end. Not only did the plan fail, but it also put Liu Cheng and Jean Bart in touch, and the two seemed to have reached some kind of relationship. It felt that things were getting closer and closer to the vision described by Tirpitz.

At this time, on another Sardinian ship that was moving forward at the same pace, Liu Cheng also finished taking a bath.

According to the previous agreement, the two destroyers will carry the ship girls of Iron Blood, Iris and Sardinia to the port area where Iron Blood is stationed in the Strait of Gibraltar. This is to put an end to the exercise and to hold a celebration banquet for this unexpected "great victory" over the Siren.

Liu Cheng walked onto the deck and saw Littorio leaning on the railing looking at the sunset in the sky. She was still as confident and unrestrained as ever, as if she was not affected at all by what happened today.

"I'm a little curious, I don't know if I should ask?"

"Just ask."

Liu Cheng stood beside Littorio and asked, "You are going to attend the celebration banquet now. Are you just pretending to be a snake, or do you really not care about being calculated by Tiexue? It shouldn't be unnecessary for me to do this, right?"

"What are you thinking about? Of course it's not a superfluous move. Your intelligence and judgment are very important. We Sardinia have our own pride, and of course we don't want to obey the command of Iron Blood." Littorio's hair fluttered in the wind, and the setting sun shone on her flawless face, emitting a white and beautiful halo. She raised her delicate head and looked at them with disdain. "But as a leader, I can understand Iron Blood's intentions. Power and territory are meaningless to us ship girls. What we pursue is military honors and glory. Iron Blood wants to unite more forces to fight against the Sirens, so that the ship girls will no longer be injured due to dispersion. Even if I don't agree with their methods, I still understand their approach. I think Bismarck and Frederick the Great also know this. This is the mutual respect between us."

"So Liu Cheng, I hope you won't hold a grudge against Tiexue because of this."

"Of course I won't."

Liu Cheng waved his hand. He did this because of his position. After all, he served in Sardinia, so of course he put the interests of Sardinia first. Secondly, it was Tirpitz's suggestion that they had the same goal, so he went with the flow. In fact, Liu Cheng was an Donghuang man after all. No matter what happened in Europe, he was just a bystander. He even agreed with Tiexue's idea a little more. After all, the idea of ​​great unification had long been the consensus of every Donghuang man.

Of course, agreeing with the idea of ​​Iron Blood is one thing, but Liu Cheng does not agree with Iron Blood's approach. If the fundamental contradiction is not resolved, even if they are forcibly unified, they will inevitably split in the end. Moreover, Liu Cheng thinks that Iron Blood should know that he ruined their plan. I think that besides Tirpitz, even Roan will have some grudges against him.

"Littorio."

"Ok?"

Liu Cheng said sincerely: "You are an outstanding leader. Not only do you have a unique personal charm, but you also have a broad mind and a great vision."

"Haha, you're not so slow to realize it now, are you?" Littorio said as a matter of course, "I am Littorio."

"Yes, you are Littorio." Liu Cheng looked at the beautiful Sardinian girl and said seriously, "So I have something to tell you. It's about the Mind Cube."

Chapter 60: Holding a grudge, huh?

The port area of ​​​​Iron Blood in the Strait of Gibraltar was built on a small island in the sea. It was originally the base of the Royal Fleet Girls. When Iron Blood took over the protection rights of the Strait, it also inherited the equipment of this port area intact. So after going ashore, you can feel that both the architecture and decoration are full of a strong British style.

Since it was a celebration party, the protagonists were of course the Sardinian ship girls who had made great contributions. They boldly and rationally analyzed the authenticity of various intelligence in the panic, and decisively made the decision to support the Iris fleet. Not only did they suppress the Sirens that sneaked into the Mediterranean, but they also rescued Iris's deputy flagship Jean Bart in time. Their contributions were great, so almost all the Sardinian ship girls at the celebration banquet were being congratulated, especially the Iris ship girls, who toasted Littorio and the others one by one to express their gratitude.

As for the Iron Bloods, who also suppressed some Sirens, they can only at most make up for their mistakes. Even though they had just taken over the defense of the Strait of Gibraltar, some omissions were "inevitable", but this was ultimately a dereliction of duty on their part. Naturally, the Iron Bloods hoped to downplay it. Sardinia and Iris each had their own plans and did not seem to want to dwell on it any further.

In view of what happened at the last banquet and what happened today, Liu Cheng decided to keep a low profile. He found a corner behind the piano and ate some food there slowly. He would not feel bored. After all, there were not many people in the hall.

The beautiful ship girls dancing around are the most pleasing scenery, and how can it be boring? After experiencing the real battlefield and the urgency between life and death, you can only feel that such peaceful and tranquil moments will never end.

It is precisely because of personal experience of the cruelty of the battlefield that one cherishes and enjoys peaceful time even more. Seeing the ship girls of various forces being able to laugh and be happy together for a short period of time after the battle, Liu Cheng also feels sincerely happy.

However, hiding in the corner cannot avoid the children running around. First, Alfredo came to show Liu Cheng the photos he took today. The young reporter really lived up to his reputation. He took pictures of Tianying's vaguely visible blue and white striped underwear, the Duke of Abruzzi's battle-damaged stockings and August's wet temptation... Especially August. This iron-blooded aircraft carrier has a dreamy temperament of being close yet distant, reluctant but welcoming. After some water stains on the black top and flesh-colored black stockings, she looked even more innocent and seductive. The angle to take these pictures was really tricky.

Liu Cheng was convinced: "Alfredo, I, Liu Chengjin, on behalf of mankind, would like to call you the strongest reporter."

"Hey, any useful information can't escape my camera."

"Let me make a deal. If you have electronic copies of these photos, please send them to me on your phone."

Alfredo strained his little head, thought for a moment and said, "It's not impossible. Just exchange it with something of equal value! It's a fair trade, no cheating~"

"Let me think about it. I can tell you the approximate waist size of the ship girl I danced with."

"Okay, deal!"

Then Southwest Wind saw Liu Cheng bargaining with Alfredo's head. This lively little loli ran over with z20, arguing about who got more assists today. Of course, it was not so easy for a destroyer to get results, so they could only compare assists.

"How can finishing off a target be considered an assist?" Xi Nan Feng was wearing a pretty little skirt, her light blue eyes blinking, very pretty. This matter involved Sardinia's prestige. Although she didn't know what prestige was, she couldn't lose to the Iron Blood Z20 anyway. "It's already dead and sunk. It would be a waste of ammunition if you attack it again, big brother, don't you agree?"

"Why not? Why not?" Z20 waved his chubby little arms and pouted his lips, saying, "You even counted your sister Xibeifeng's assists. That's not fair."

"My sister and I are one and the same. What's hers is mine!"

"Huh, then I have many more sisters than you, z1, z19, z46... so many."

Xi Nan Feng knew he was no match for him, so he put his arms around Liu Cheng's neck and said coquettishly, "Brother, tell me what I am talking about. I am right, right?"

Although z20 had come to listen to Liu Cheng's stories several times, he was not as familiar with them as Xi Nan Feng, so he could only say indignantly: "He is from your Sardinia, so he must be on your side."

As he spoke, z20's chubby little face puffed up, looking extremely adorable.

Liu Cheng thought that in theory he should of course lean towards the southwest wind, but the little lolis were all so cute that he couldn't hurt any of them.

So Liu Cheng said with a bitter face and a face full of shame: "Stop talking, stop talking, Z20 and Southwest Wind, you are all the most powerful destroyers, unlike me, who is still an adult, and has no achievements or assists. It's really embarrassing."

As he spoke, he covered his face with his hands, as if he was about to cry.

"Not really... Didn't you rescue Jean Bart? You don't even have a ship suit, that's amazing."

The kind-hearted little girl z20 had never seen such a scene before. She grabbed the corner of Liu Cheng's clothes and suddenly stopped worrying.

"Big brother, it's okay. You're a human being, and you can't beat the Siren anyway." Southwest Wind was innocent and had no idea what was going on. She blamed Z20, "Look at you. You made Big Brother cry."

"I didn't, it was obviously you."

"That's you. That's you."

"Okay, stop arguing. It was obviously you two who made me cry... As compensation, let me pinch each of your cheeks." Liu Cheng achieved his goal. The two little girls' cheeks were fragrant and soft, and it was really satisfying to pinch them. "Okay, if you win, don't argue about this kind of thing. Is there anything you want to eat? I'll get it for you."

"ice cream!"

"Meat, I want beef!"

Later, when Liu Cheng came back with the food tray, he brought two little lolis from Iris with him.

Children cannot drink alcohol, and of course they don't need to toast. Kaixuan, with blonde hair and blue eyes, was wearing a fluffy little skirt, just like a little princess. She and her sister Evil ran over to thank Liu Cheng for saving Jean Bart. They were also curious about Liu Cheng. It was actually a human being who could understand the words of the ship girl. They had never heard of it before.

"I can understand the words of the ship girl. Of course, it is a special ability. This ability is unique in the whole world." Liu Cheng was mysterious. He felt a special satisfaction when being stared at by the curious big eyes of the little loli. "As you know, I am from Donghuang. Legend has it that there is an immortal in Donghuang. I am a cultivator."

"Cultivating immortals? What does that mean?" Kaixuan blinked her beautiful blue eyes. It was her first time communicating with a human male, and she was extremely curious.

"It means to give yourself extraordinary abilities, for example..."

Liu Cheng paused for a moment, picked up a piece of beef bone that Xi Nan Feng had left on the table, and said, "I can make this bone disappear out of thin air."

Southwest Wind blurted out: "How is that possible?"

"Of course it's impossible for ordinary people, but I'm a cultivator."

Liu Cheng took the bone in his hand seriously, and after a while, he clenched it with his hand.

After a while, he showed it again: "Everyone, pay attention, hold your breath, and don't blink your eyes. Now you will witness the miracle..."

Even though the little lolis on the destroyers were experienced ship girls, they were also innocent little girls. All of them attracted attention. Even Evil, who was leaning on the sofa with a lazy look, sat up and stared at Liu Cheng's hand.

Liu Cheng quickly tossed the bone between his hands, constantly playing tricks to whet the little girls' appetites and distract their attention. Then, with a small movement, the bone in his hand disappeared in an instant: "Look! It's gone."

"Eh? Really gone?"

"In the other hand, isn't it?"

z20 curiously pulled away Liu Cheng's other hand, but it was also empty.

"In your pocket. You hid it in your pocket."

"Did you swallow it?"

Southwest Wind and Alfredo pounced on Liu Cheng, trying to find the answer. Even Kaixuan came closer curiously, trying to find clues.

Liu Cheng was happily being touched by the little girls, and he continued to say: "I've already said that I'm a cultivator, it's not a big deal to lose all my bones."

“It’s really gone.”

"Big brother, can you really cultivate immortality?"

Just when Liu Chengzhi was feeling very proud and was trying to see if he could further trick the little Loli into kissing him, a voice came from behind the sofa back.

"He lied to you. He hid the bone in his sleeve."

Liu Cheng turned his head and saw Prince Eugen lying on the back of the sofa, smiling.

Chapter 61: If you dare to do something but not take responsibility, you are not a man

Southwest Wind followed Prince Eugen's instructions and reached into Liu Cheng's sleeves, and indeed found the bones that Liu Cheng had hidden.

The little girl puffed up her cheeks and said aggrievedly: "Big brother, you actually lied to us!"