KanColle does not allow me to work from nine to five

"But there's nothing super-explanatory about it." Lingmin shrugged and said a little disappointedly, "The hero actually replaced his father and became a black dragon, instead of a loving father and a filial son, or the princess is actually the boss behind the scenes, controlling everything. It's better that the hero is the child of the princess and his father, and the mastermind behind everything is the hero's evil mother, who wants to create a world with only sons."

Royal Ark was stunned. For a moment, she was unable to follow the quick thinking. Little girl, what has poisoned you?

"That's right, it's too plain. What era is it now? We still use swords to chop." The hero said, "Without the sunflower acupuncture finger, without the great compassion palm, without the three lives and three worlds of Nian Dong Quan, without the glorious empress carrying the sky and the abyss, she still has to hold the terrifying dragon in her palm, and she is still invincible in the world."

"It's not interesting at all. It's not as good as the story told by the older brother."

Lingmin deeply agrees with this. We have been hearing stories like Mermaid, Dragon Quest, Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf for almost twenty years, and they are still being told. It is really fooling children.

A group of little lolis were talking about this, and Royal Ark was listening to them and feeling anxious. Originally, the field of lolita control was a smooth road, and she was the only one who could get whatever she wanted in it. But now there was a troublemaker named Liu Cheng, who almost completely overshadowed her. The little lolis only knew about Liu Cheng and not about her, the Royal Ark. How could Royal Ark not be anxious?

Of course, Liu Cheng is so powerful, broad-minded, warm and reassuring. Besides being a little loli, he is also a source of infinite strength to people. But the Royal Ark does not want to admit defeat.

"Let's stop telling stories. How about we play eagle and chicken?"

"It's boring."

"Kicking shuttlecock?"

"Not fun."

"I brought some delicious snacks, they're in my bag..."

Royal Ark wants to use its trump card. As long as the delicious cookies are taken out, everything will be fine. There is no little girl who doesn't like desserts.

Then the Royal Ark heard Shengli's surprised voice: "Over here, over here, you are finally here."

"Big brother is here!"

The little girls around Royal Ark dispersed instantly and ran towards Liu Cheng. Some of them high-fived him, and some clamored to listen to stories.

Yingxiong called her "trash" and deliberately seduced Liu Cheng to ruffle her hair.

Firefly gave a rocket headbutt and fell directly into Liu Cheng's arms. She was pinched on the face and was picked up by Liu Cheng, who rubbed her with his stubble. She had a happy smile on her face.

"Expel my sisters. I can also listen to stories and hug you here..."

Royal Ark felt tears rolling down her cheeks, and then she discovered that there was a little girl beside her, looking at her with her beautiful blue eyes wide open. Her pretty light blue short hair was styled into a watermelon-like shape, and she looked lively and cute. She was the Northern Alliance's destroyer, Hongliang.

As if grasping the last straw, Royal Ark hurriedly said: "Sister Hongliang, do you want a hug from me? Sure, I can even rub my face against yours..."

"No."

Hong Liang pointed at the biscuit in Royal Ark's hand and said, "Big Brother Comrade gave me some delicious chocolate before. I want to take this biscuit and eat it with Big Brother Comrade. Is that okay?"

"Haha, of course, why not..."

Royal Ark forced a smile and handed the biscuit to Hong Liang. He watched her happily take the biscuit, run over and hand it to Liu Cheng's mouth. She was also considerate and used her chubby little hands to brush away the crumbs on the corner of Liu Cheng's mouth.

Covering his chest, Royal Ark felt like his heart was bleeding and it hurt so much that he couldn't breathe.

However, at this time, Liu Cheng noticed his competitor, or defeated opponent, Royal Ark. Although it was difficult to say who was more fond of little Lolita, Liu Cheng was always better than her.

Obviously, she is very serious on the battlefield, but not serious at all when facing little Lolita in real life. Now she is sitting on the grass with self-pity, with beautiful face, red lips, and a pair of long white legs. She is clearly a mature and charming beauty.

Perhaps because heroes appreciate heroes and there will be no bad people who love little lolis, after Liu Cheng found out that the biscuits were brought by the Royal Ark, he asked Hindenburg to sit next to Victory first and led a group of little lolis to the Royal Ark.

"The cookies are delicious. As soon as you taste them, you can tell that they are filled with love for the little girls. Thank you." Liu Cheng gave Royal Ark a thumbs up, pushed Hong Liang out and said, "Comrade Hong Liang, you have to say thank you to Sister Royal Ark."

"Hey, I just forgot by accident."

Hong Liang shook Royal Ark's hand, smiling adorably, "Thank you, Sister Royal Ark."

"Well, it's okay."

Royal Ark felt like she was healed all of a sudden. She looked up at Liu Cheng. The man blinked and smiled at her. Royal Ark felt like she was about to cry again, but this time not out of sadness, but happiness and emotion.

As expected, there are no bad people who like little loli!

Mr. Liu Cheng, although you are not small enough, you are also very attractive!

Chapter 48: The big devil is of course more difficult to deal with than the little loli

Liu Cheng and Hindenburg made a contract, in which they each met the other's requirements through exchange. Liu Cheng asked her to try to get along normally with the royal ship girl. In exchange, Liu Cheng needed to keep Hindenburg happy until the end of the day.

So Liu Cheng deliberately found an excuse to leave Hindenburg alone and sit with Shengli and the others, allowing this lazy devil to enjoy a normal leisurely life and also give himself a break. What if she really took advantage of his weakness and seduced him successfully, wouldn't it be very embarrassing for him as a gentleman?

Of course, face is not the point. The point is that Liu Cheng must take the initiative and not let Hindenburg control the rhythm. Otherwise, how can he be the commander of all the ship girls including Hindenburg.

"Tell a story, tell a story!" Yingxiong cheered in Liu Cheng's arms, "The story Royal Ark just told was too boring. I've heard that kind of chicken soup hundreds of times.

Listen to interesting stories! "

After being hit once again, Royal Ark covered his chest. Although he did not look heartbroken like Lin Daiyu at all, his full and round breasts were squeezed and bulged.

Normally, people either notice Royal Ark's reliability as a warrior, or they notice her lolita-control face when facing little girls. In fact, Royal Ark is a very mature, sexy, heroic lady with an incredibly good figure.

In addition, Liu Cheng actually admired Royal Ark very much. They always gave to the little girl and rarely asked for anything in return. Unlike himself, he couldn't help but touch the little girl's head and pinch her face. Although the little girl was also very clingy to him, Royal Ark's selfless behavior of benefiting others was certainly worthy of admiration.

This is the greatness of lolita control!

"No more." Liu Cheng put the hero aside and said, "I came here today to listen to Royal Ark's story."

Royal Ark raised his head, his blue eyes sparkling.

The hero pouted and said, "The story of the Royal Ark is boring. It's not exciting at all."

"That's right." Firefly also echoed, "I want to hear the story of the mighty dragon, Fahai, who killed all the monsters in the world."

Liu Cheng was silent. No matter how the little lolis cheered, he didn't say a word, like a statue. Gradually, the little lolis stopped talking and looked at each other, not knowing what to do.

Some of the enthusiastic blonde girls with twin ponytails were gentle and friendly. She reached out and touched Liu Cheng's shoulder, and asked carefully: "Big brother, are you angry with us?"

"No, I'm mad at myself."

Liu Cheng sighed and said leisurely, "It's all my fault. I always tell you some weird stories. I didn't pass on good ideas to you. I didn't make you sunny, cheerful and healthy. Instead, you didn't realize the good of Royal Ark. You didn't know that the reason why those classic stories are classics is because they condense countless beautiful ideas. In this regard, I am not as good as Royal Ark. I even caused her to be misunderstood by you."

Hearing Liu Cheng's words, Royal Ark couldn't help but clench her hands, her heart was as clear as water, what made me burst into tears? It was understanding and support.

The hero said stubbornly, "But the stories you tell are interesting, better than anyone else's. The stories told by Royal Ark are boring."

Liu Cheng was very happy in his heart, but he still had a bleak expression on his face: "That's because you don't understand. There are more good people in the world. There are no so many twists and turns, so many conspiracies. The sun is shining, and good always prevails over evil. Could it be that the Siren destroyed the world because of some pain they suffered in their childhood? Are we destined to never be able to defeat the Siren and never live happily ever after?"

"It's all my fault. I gave you bad ideas. I didn't teach you manners, so you became a brat who calls you trash all day long. I didn't make you smarter, Firefly. You'll really become stupid if you keep bumping your head all day long... It's all my fault. I'm a bad person."

Liu Cheng was completely immersed in the performance, and his logic was confused. Heroes and Fireflies have such personalities. The KanColle has a delicate heart, and they fight with the Sirens all day long. This bit of darkness and cruelty is nothing.

However, little girls have very simple thinking. When they see their most beloved older brother speaking in such a tone, it is like a cold war between mother and son. If the mother says something like "Okay, okay, it's all my fault", a girl with high emotional intelligence will know to apologize quickly, while a nitpicker will reply with something like "Yes, yes."

Just like with Hindenburg, we cannot spoil little girls blindly. We also need to be tough with them so that they can understand the truth.

"Hey, big brother is a bad guy?"

Firefly was reminded by her sister Grenville, and then she said half-understandingly, "Is it Firefly who did something wrong? I don't know why... Anyway, it's right to apologize, right?"

"I'm sorry, big brother... Actually, trash is just a name. Please punish me and take revenge on me."

Liu Cheng said with a straight face: "Don't apologize to me, apologize to Royal Ark. Return kindness with kindness."

Royal Ark was about to cry at this time. What is a confidant? This is a confidant!

Not far away, Hindenburg hadn't spoken a word since he sat down. He just looked at Liu Cheng boredly. The other royal ship girls were a little embarrassed, and there was silence at the afternoon tea table for a while.

"plus one."

Perseus suddenly spoke, and the pink-haired, silent girl had a blank expression on her face, and it was impossible to tell what she was thinking.

"plus one."

Perseus said something again, and Shengli couldn't help but asked curiously: "Perseus, what are you talking about?"

"The Royal Ark's favorability." Perseus opened her pink lips slightly, with a slightly disgusted expression on her fair face, "Just like a hound cannot beat a lion, the Royal Ark will also fall into the commander's clutches."

"This guy!"

Shengli pouted, and her pretty cheeks puffed up. "Although I understand that his beautiful deeds are meant to be felt by others, this guy is too unrestrained, isn't he?"

Perseus nodded in agreement: "Even like a peacock spreading its feathers."

"What a peacock, a chick, or a blind chick that can't see true beauty."

"Well, because chickens have small heads."

Even though Perseus has already received the Ring of Promise, she still hopes to get more companionship.

I'm too embarrassed to say it directly, so I can only complain along with Shengli.

"I understand."

Just as the two men were speaking one by one, Hindenburg suddenly said something out of nowhere.

Shengli blinked and asked, "What do you understand?"

"I understand how the relationship between you and the contractor is maintained. It's just as I expected."

Hindenburg raised his lips and said arrogantly and confidently, "Your desire is almost overflowing. It turns out that desire is the cornerstone of your relationship."

Chapter 49: Perseus is angry

In fact, it doesn't necessarily require a very bizarre story. Liu Cheng, in cooperation with the Royal Ark, can also make the little Lolita listen to it with fascination and have a great time.

Even though Liu Cheng thought the little lolita were his, he could still let Royal Ark take care of her. It was just that Royal Ark's occasional wretched uncle-like smile, although it didn't completely destroy her beauty, made Liu Cheng feel like he was looking in a mirror. He shouldn't have been so wretched when he was holding the little lolita, right?

Definitely not, otherwise why would Shensu and the others like to squeeze into my arms? This is Loli’s recognition.

However, Liu Cheng's heart gradually no longer belonged to the little Loli.

He had been distracted by the situation on Hindenburg's side. At the beginning, except for Hermione pouring her a cup of tea, Hindenburg had no communication with the royal ship girls. Later, they seemed to start chatting, but the atmosphere seemed wrong.

Hindenburg folded his arms across his chest, looking calm and composed. Victory, Glory and the others were more like debating with Hindenburg than chatting with him, and their expressions gradually became excited. Trees like the Royal Oak and the Centipede were quickly defeated, leaving Victory the only one still arguing.

Liu Cheng was struggling over whether to go over when he saw Seungri slam the table in excitement. Then he choked on something and started coughing while holding his full chest.

Even Shengli was angry, so he couldn't just stand by and watch.

Liu Cheng quickly stood up and walked to Shengli's side. Seeing her beautiful face twisted by coughing, he felt a little distressed. He reached out and patted her beautiful back exposed behind her white gauze skirt to help her calm down.

"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, keep calm, this won't be beautiful."

"Who said that!... Ahem, even if it's like this... Ahem, I'm still the most beautiful..."

Shengli glanced at Liu Cheng. Even though she hadn't recovered yet, she still emphasized her beauty. She was such a lovely girl, which made Liu Cheng a little amused and helpless.

"Okay, okay, Victory is the most beautiful... You said we are all brothers and sisters, we are just having a good chat, why are you so anxious, you've even pissed yourself off."

After being patted on the back by Liu Cheng to calm her down, she took a sip of the hot tea from Hermione's hand, and gradually recovered from the victory. She pointed at Hindenburg, who was smiling triumphantly, and glared at Liu Cheng fiercely: "It's you who brought this guy here. He doesn't know anything, but he's still making trouble."

"What's going on?"

"Nothing." Hindenburg shrugged, and crossed her voluptuous legs to the other side, lifting her black silk feet in high heels. She looked particularly seductive among the elegant and pure royal ship girls. "It's just that the royal ladies were a little self-deceiving. After I saw their desires, they got a little angry."

"What are you talking about? You are the one who knows nothing and yet you are still talking nonsense here."

Shengli was still unwilling to lose momentum. She pointed at Hindenburg and said, "It is because your heart is too dark and you don't pursue the beauty of everything that you regard the most wonderful thing in the world, love, as a desire. It is really unreasonable."

With her beautiful blond hair tied up in a virtuous bun, Guangrong was a strict royal lady. She nodded vigorously and responded, "Miss Hindenburg, it is really inappropriate for you to make such arbitrary judgments on things you don't understand."

"If you don't understand, you shouldn't be so sure. Just like a monkey can't know how to breathe in water, and a fish can't eat French fries, if you don't know, you don't know."

Perseus' metaphor was still as wonderful as ever, but Liu Cheng could tell from her clenched right hand that Perseus was not habitually sharp-tongued, and the pink-haired doctor was really a little angry.

Facing the siege of the Royal Navy girls, Hindenburg was not panicked at all. Instead, he became more convinced of his own ideas and said coldly: "It is better to say that you are the ones who don't know than to say that I don't know. Love and friendship are just the skin wrapped around desire. Hypocritical people use this method to cover up their desires... Why don't you want to admit it? Desire is not something to be ashamed of. It is because of desire that the contractors can unite you. Why do you want to deny desire?"

"What desire is it? It's love and trust!"

Shengli puffed her cheeks, and it seemed that she was getting angry again.

Hindenburg snorted coldly and said, "That's just a kind of desire. The so-called trust, one-sided belief, isn't it just begging the other party to do something that benefits you?"

"What a perverse theory!"

"Why can't you admit your desire?" Hindenburg held up her cheek and said to Shengli in a teasing tone, "You are looking at the contractor with eyes that are about to tear."

"That's love! Love

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"Wait, wait, stop arguing!"

Liu Cheng knocked on the table to stop the argument between the two parties. He probably understood the reason for the quarrel. Hindenburg, this lazy big devil, was a wild boar who had never eaten fine bran and did not understand what love and trust were. So he used desire to explain everything, which naturally caused the dissatisfaction of the Royal Ship Girl.

No matter what, the two groups of people with different values ​​could not convince each other. They were talking at cross purposes and naturally started arguing.

Shengli pouted and said, "Liu Cheng, please give us your opinion!"

"Well, love certainly includes desire, but desire is not all of love."

Liu Cheng mediated, "There's no need to argue about this kind of thing. Young people don't know the taste of sorrow. Hindenburg has never tasted love, so he naturally doesn't know what love is... Shengli, you are the same. People who don't understand love are pitiful, not hateful. Why are you so angry?"