(Lin Qiu: Why do I feel like something is not right in my mouth? Is this the taste of melon seeds?)
As long as Lei Dian really wants to, she can use Lin Qiu as a base station and release a signal similar to a local area network. Lei Dian, who is within the local area network, can also hear the conversation between the two.
In response to Lin Qiu's doubts, Lei Dianying answered: "I'm sorry, my body fluids contain trace amounts of thunder elements, so I might have accidentally gotten them."
After all, the melon seeds were eaten by Thor himself, so he was not very good at it and there was some thunder on them.
Lin Qiu thought: My tongue feels numb...
At this moment, his fishing rod suddenly moved. Lin Qiu grabbed the fishing rod tightly, trying to pull the prey up. Finally, he successfully dragged the object at the end of the hook out of the water.
A bag of rotten potatoes.
"It seems that the fish are not very respectful today." Lin Qiu threw the rotten potatoes back into the water one by one.
The potatoes that fell back into the stream actually attracted a large number of wild bass, which shows that they just didn't want to take the hook, but they still accepted any food used for baiting.
"I have a way to make them give you face." Lei Dianying said suddenly.
Immediately afterwards, although the sky was clear and cloudless, a bolt of lightning struck the stream. After the lightning dissipated, countless fat fish floated up with their bellies turned upside down. The scene was extremely spectacular.
"This way they won't be able to move for a while." The purple-haired woman said seriously, "You just need to throw the hook on them and you can catch them."
Stop it, this is not fishing!
Although they were no longer fishing, they still had to eat lunch. Lin Qiu followed Miss Ying's instructions and hooked up the upturned bass one by one.
(Raiden Shin: I think that’s about right.)
After hearing Miss M's nonsensical remarks, Lin Qiu was a little confused. Lei Dianying was also very confused. They asked in unison: "What do you mean almost done?"
(Raiden Shin: The relationship between you two! Ah Ying, you are willing to feed Lin Qiu yourself and help him fish. This is quite rare. After all, you have only fed me and the fox before, so I assume that we can have a Pure Land connection.)
(Lin Qiu: How should it be implemented specifically?)
(Raiden Shin: First, continue to shorten the distance between you two until it becomes a negative number. This is best done in the wilderness where there are no people!)
Lin Qiu & Lei Movie: ???
Chapter 75 Negative Distance
Although I don’t know what Miss M meant by “negative distance”, it sounds bad and astringent.
They can't start connecting right away, though.
Before making the Pure Land connection, it is best to have enough food and drink to keep your body in optimal condition.
So Lin Qiu changed his job from a fishing expert to a gold miner, and he swung the fishhook in his hand accurately to hook all the stunned fat fish.
Aying released several kilowatt-hours of electricity, and nature gave me several kilograms of fish in return. How wonderful!
Since Thor was present, there was no need to use the fire to roast the fish. Lin Qiu simply asked Lei Dian to release the weak elemental power to roast the blackback seabass on the wooden skewer.
However, the fish and the wooden skewer were turned into charcoal by electric shock, and Lin Qiu was convinced that this woman must not be allowed to get involved in kitchen-related matters.
She is not the Liyue Thunder God, so grilling fish with lightning is still too difficult for her.
Lin Qiu took out the stove and pots and pans from the warehouse and started cooking the ingredients, saying that Lord Thunder God only needed to watch from the side.
Unlike the sweet and spicy grilled fish he cooked in Konda Village last time, this time he stewed the fish in cream and then squeezed salad dressing on the surface, and the job was done.
The delicious stewed fish was sweet but not greasy. Lei Shen, who loves desserts, couldn't help but lick his lips with his tongue just by looking at it, eager to devour it.
About an hour later, all the fish caught were eaten up by the two. If it was Linghua who accompanied Lin Qiu on the outing, it would be impossible for her to eat so much. It can only be said that this is the difference between a young girl and an adult woman. The girl's body is bigger so her appetite is better.
After eating and drinking, it’s time to get down to business.
After cleaning up the kitchen waste, Lin Qiu spread out the picnic mat by the river, and listening to the gurgling water and the occasional bird calls, he was ready to connect to the pure land.
Lin Qiu knew very well that what Miss M meant by "negative distance" was definitely not that. After all, she liked to explain it in a way that could be easily misunderstood.
"Come on, Miss M." Lin Qiu stretched lazily while sitting on the mat. "Tell me in detail how to make the distance between me and Ying negative."
(Raiden Shin: Of course, by "poking"! Just get it into the body...)
Although it was so straightforward, Lin Qiu still firmly believed that Miss M only said that on purpose and the actual situation was not what he imagined.
At the same time, Lei Dianying tilted his head in confusion. Apparently, the silly Thunder God didn't understand: how to "poke" to create a negative distance with Lin Qiu.
Finally, Ah Zhen made his words clear.
(Raiden Shin: When I say "stab", I mean she will use the Dream Heart to stab you. Because of Ah Ying's current special situation, the Dream Heart is equivalent to a part of her body. As long as the knife is stabbed into your body, won't the distance between you become a negative number?)
Lin Qiu complained in his heart: I knew it!
Lei Yingdian suddenly realized: "So that's how it is. In this case, the distance has indeed become a negative number."
What Miss M said before, "The wilderness where no one is around is more suitable for doing this kind of thing," refers to the Thunder God stabbing Lin Qiu with a knife. After all, it is not a good idea to do this in the castle tower.
It wasn't too bad, it was just a stab without the element of lightning. Lin Qiu could recover from the minor injuries in two or three days, and he could also earn some raw stones.
"Anyway, this isn't the first time you've chopped me down, just come on." Lin Qiu stood up without thinking and took off his shirt, twisting his shoulders to warm up, "As the strongest warrior in Inazuma, you should be very familiar with the distribution of human internal organs, right?"
If it were an ordinary person, hearing that he was going to be pierced by a samurai sword, he would definitely tremble with fear, but in the battle against the Thunder God, Lin Qiu's neck was almost chopped off by her, so the current situation was basically a joke.
Lei Dianying stood up straight, summoned Meng Meng Yixin, and assumed a thrusting posture: "Trust me, this knife will avoid all internal organs and only cause minimal damage."
(Raiden Shin: Remember, when you are connecting to the Pure Land, both of you must be calm.)
"Don't worry, Zhen, you know my character." Lei Dianying said calmly, "When I hold a weapon in my hand, it's rare that I can't keep calm."
"Don't worry, Miss M, you still don't believe me." Lin Qiu said with a smile, "Looking at the increase in the value of the rough stone, I can calm down."
Lei Dianying suddenly stabbed Lin Qiu's abdomen. The knife was swift and sharp. Although it pierced into the abdomen, it avoided all the internal organs.
[Attack from Lei Movie, original stone +12000]
Lei Dian's Yin-Yang magic really took effect. Purple spots of light appeared under the feet of the two people, and a magic circle composed of complex runes unfolded, and the magic circle slowly rotated.
Click!
Suddenly, with a sound similar to that of a glass falling to the ground, the magic circle shattered and dissipated into lightning.
(Raiden Shin: Hmm? No way?)
Lei Dianying reacted immediately, pulling out Mengxiang Yixin that had stabbed into Lin Qiu's abdomen, tearing off his luxurious purple sleeves, and leaning over to bandage his wound.
Because Lin Qiu tightened his abdominal muscles in time to close the wound, not a drop of blood was shed. This is the advantage of Yaozi who is often beaten, and besides, Yaozi was fine this time.
Miss M waited until her sister had finished bandaging the wound before she began to explain.
(Raiden Shin: It seems that the judgment was too strict. Meng Meng Yixin could not be completely judged as a part of A Ying's body, which eventually led to the disconnection.)
Lin Qiu asked: "Is there any other way?"
Miss M made a strange sound.
(Raiden Shin: Hehe, when I mentioned negative distances, you got it wrong, right? Actually, the method you got it wrong is more in line with the standard.)
However, the prerequisite for the connection is that both of them remain calm. Aying is best at using weapons calmly, and Lin Qiu will feel calm and peaceful when he obtains the raw stone, so Miss M chose the method just now instead of the standard method.
(Raiden Shin: After all, I cannot guarantee that you and Aying will be able to maintain a peaceful state of mind when implementing the "backup plan", so now I want to ask for your opinions. Either give up connecting to the Pure Land, or try the "backup plan.")
"Lin Qiu's devious method? A more standard backup plan?" Lei Dianying asked doubtfully, "Is this some kind of code? I can't understand its meaning at all."
Although Thor has knowledge in this area, he lacks the ability to associate ideas in this area. In a sense, he is even inferior to Princess Egret who often understands things immediately.
So at this moment, Aying had no idea what the secret code between her sister and Lin Qiu meant.
Lin Qiu stroked his chin and thought.
The connection to the Pure Land is very important. Once connected, even if she needs to leave Inazuma for something, Miss M can still communicate directly with Aying, but...
"I can't make a decision about this matter for now. I want to talk to Linghua-chan." Lin Qiu explained to the Thunder God sisters, "Princess Bai Lu and I have been through thick and thin together. I want to ask for her opinion, but I think she should agree and even come to join in the fun."
(Raiden Shin: I see, grab the jackpot?)
"I still don't understand what you are talking about." Lei Dianying was still confused, "Except for stabbing someone with a knife, how can you reach a negative distance?"
(Raiden Zhen: I can’t really explain it, Aying… Since this is Yingxiang Mountain, go find the little fox, she will explain it to you clearly.)
This place is not far from Kamisato Yashiki and not far from Narukami Taisha Shrine, so the man and the god are temporarily separated.
The humans went to visit Princess Shiragiri and the gods went to visit Yae-giya to discuss this important issue.
Chapter 76 The Son of God Awakens
With the question of "how to achieve negative distance contact" in mind, Lei Yingdian came to the Naruto-jin Taisha Shrine, ready to ask the beautiful and wise Yae Kamiko for advice.
"Oh my, my best friend who is always busy with things, actually has time to visit me today!" Shen Zi joked as always, "I'm flattered, flattered, but looking at your serious expression, you should be more than just a guest."
Then, at the invitation of Shen Zi, the two came to the hut where Lin Qiu was often treated, and they sat on the floor.
The witch brought tea and pastries to the two adults and then left. Lei Dianying, with a serious face, put a piece of cake into his mouth and then talked about what happened today.
It has been so long since Lin Qiu challenged the God of Thunder, and the Son of God has also heard from Lin Qiu about the real existence and functions of thunder and lightning.
Therefore, as long as Aying tells the story normally and directly talks about the connection to the Pure Land, the clever Son of God will surely understand it immediately.
However, Lei Shen just told her everything that happened today as if she was having an ordinary chat. She started from when she left the castle tower and even mentioned the waiting process while fishing. It took her a long time before she got to the point of eating melon seeds.
As he was talking, Thor even took out the "evidence".
The purple-haired woman reached into her right sleeve - her left sleeve was torn and bandaged by Lin Qiu - and took out a handful of melon seeds, showing this "novelty" to the fox.
Unexpectedly, Shen Zi took out a handkerchief and spread it out in front of him, then took half of the melon seeds from Lei Dianying's hand and started to crack them skillfully. Soon, the melon seed shells piled up into a small hill on the handkerchief.
Ying looked at this scene in amazement: "How did you ..."
"Sister Ganyu taught me that." Shen Zi said without hesitation, "Before the lockdown order, Liyue and Inazuma often had trade exchanges."
Lei Dianying was silent for a long time, always feeling that she had missed a lot in the past 500 years.
"I'm not sitting here to listen to Lin Qiu fishing or our great god Inazuma learning to crack melon seeds like a child." The son of God teased with a bit of venom, "Compared to these, we should get down to business. What trouble have you encountered?"
Lei Shen stuffed the melon seeds back into his sleeves and went straight to the point: "To connect to the Pure Land, we need to have our bodies in 'negative distance contact'."
"That's easy." Shen Zi sipped tea to dilute the dryness brought by the melon seeds and replied, "Just shove your dream into his body."
"We tried, but failed. Meng Xiangxin cannot satisfy the technique and needs a more compatible contact." Lei Yingying continued, "Zhen and Lin Qiu seem to have a backup plan, but what they said was very vague. I don't understand what they mean, so I came to you to clarify."
The Son of God did not ask for specific information about the "backup plan", but fell into deep thought.
If piercing the body is not enough for your dream, then putting your fingers in your mouth or even kissing probably won't be enough, you need a closer state.
Whether it is biological or spiritual closeness, both are indispensable.
Then only...
"I think I understand." Shen Zi's expression froze for a few seconds, then he forced a smile, "For a warrior immersed in swords, this kind of thing is indeed not easy to associate with. You still need to read more light novels to understand the secular world."
What does this have to do with light novels? Lei Yingying was even more puzzled and tilted his head slightly.
Shen Zi raised the corner of his mouth slightly, and said elusively: "Let me explain it to you. The backup plan is not for you to stab him, but for him to stab you."
After all, there were no shrine maidens watching here, so Yaeya chose to speak frankly, trying to make his naive friend understand quickly.
"He's using his dream to stab me? I see." Lei Dianying said thoughtfully, "But if it's so simple, why not do it right away?"
The Son of God could no longer hold back.
"My dear friend, have you never thought about anything else in your head except stabbing others and being stabbed?" The Son of God complained helplessly, then leaned close to Thor's ear.
The fox priest lowered his voice and explained the so-called "code word", which is to do this first, then that, and finally that, so that both parties can achieve a negative distance state.
Although swordplay and gunplay occupied a large proportion of Lei Dianying's mind, she also had some other knowledge reserves, so she quickly understood what the Son of God said.
"I understand everything." Lei Dianying's face was calm.
"So, what do you think, Lord Thunder God?" The Son of God asked with a crooked mouth, "I thought your reaction would be bigger than it is now, but it turned out to be so cold."
"There is another condition for the Pure Land connection, which is that both parties are calm, which is a bit difficult." Lei Dianying commented, "I can guarantee that I can raise the knife and thrust calmly, but I can't guarantee that I can perform those exercises calmly."
"I'm curious about what my best friend 'Uncalm' looks like!" The pink fox said, "Because your usual expression is so boring. If it's Lin Qiu, he should be able to make you show an interesting expression."
"Maybe." Lei Dianying remained calm.
Thor picked up the teacup and took a few sips. Facing the sharp-tongued Miss Fox, Aying, who had always been at a disadvantage in terms of words, actually began to fight back.
"But then again, Lin Qiu knew you earlier than he knew me, right?" Lei Dianying suddenly changed the subject and said, "I have to admit that he is an excellent guy, Shenzi, don't you have any thoughts about him?"
As the saying goes, sincerity is the best killer move. Thor said these words not to challenge Pink Fox, but simply to state what she believed to be the facts.
In fact, Aying was not wrong. Although Shen Zi did not share the hardships with Lin Qiu like Linghua did, she provided Lin Qiu with a lot of necessary support.
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