Congratulations to Master Yae, it's a happy occasion

Barbatos, or Wendy, scratched his head naively, looking at the magnificent living room and Shen Zi and Ying sitting on the sofa. He smiled bitterly and said to the two old friends who had not seen each other for a long time: "Shouldn't I be the one asking this question?"

Shen Zi and Ying glanced at Xingze, invited Wendy to sit on the sofa, and listened to him talk about how he got here.

It turned out that Wendy was selling things in Master Diluk's tavern at that time, preparing to earn some money to buy some wine.

I don't know what happened. I just went out to get a wine glass, and when I opened the door and went back in, I found myself in the bathroom of the supermarket I had just been to.

I finally figured out that the door handle was twisted. When I came out, I saw wine on the shelf next to me, so I couldn't help but grab two bottles.

As a result, when I went out to pay the bill, I didn't have 'Mora' and was caught by the boss.

He had never seen the decoration style here before, and he didn't know whether he was still in Mondstadt. He thought of using his identity as a bard to trick people into drinking some wine, but people didn't buy it at all.

Then I met Xingze, and the following events happened.

After hearing what Wendy said, Shen Zi couldn't help but laugh.

"Hehe, Ying was just asking me whether you were a man or a woman, and you came over. Aze, do you want to ask the person involved yourself?"

Xingze also showed an embarrassed look on his face. This Son of God must have done it on purpose. How could he ask such a question casually?

Wendy smiled bitterly and shook her head: "Well, let's not discuss this issue. It will make me very distressed."

Chapter 27: Fox's revenge, five hundred years is not too late

"I see, this is the real world, and I'm just a character in a game. Haha, this is really interesting."

After listening to Xingze's explanation to him, Wendy laughed when he learned about his identity and the difference between the real world and the continent of Teyvat.

They were not at all as frustrated and shocked as they were when Shen Zi and the others first arrived.

Wendy didn't seem to have any aversion or surprise to this huge secret.

Xingze looked at the grinning and careless Wendy and couldn't help asking, "Don't you think this is ridiculous?"

"Hahaha, is it ridiculous? I don't think so. The world is so big, and any strange things can happen. Besides, our general is here. Would she join you in deceiving me?" Wendy tilted her head and nodded at Ying.

Obviously, the fact that he could accept this fact so quickly had something to do with Ying being here.

According to Wendy's understanding of Ying, this second-generation Thor is not as gentle and virtuous as the first-generation Thor. Her violent temper is witnessed by everyone in Teyvat. The arrow at Tenkumo Pass and the sword that split the canyon say it all.

It is said that the little fox next to General Lei Dian would set a trap for him together with Xingze, but Wendy absolutely does not believe that General Lei Dian would also go along with them.

So, after Wendy knew that he had broken through the dimensional wall that Xingze mentioned and came to the real world, he remained excited.

After the explanation, Wendy couldn't help but stand up and walk around the living room, looking at those new gadgets curiously, touching and looking at them here and there, just like Granny Liu entering the Grand View Garden.

There are not many high-tech things in the living room. Apart from the constantly moving sweeping robot and the three mobile phones on the coffee table, there is only the TV that Ying is watching.

Watching the delicious dishes on the TV screen, Wendy's heart was filled with curiosity.

However, he did not dare to disturb General Lei Dian who was staring at him intently. If he made her angry, he would not be able to defeat her.

Wendy didn't dare to disturb General Lei Dian as the little foxes next to him had too many schemes and tricks, so she could only ask Xingze.

"Xingze, what is this thing that the general is looking at? It is so magical."

"This is called a TV. The exact mechanism is a bit complicated and I can't explain it clearly at once. You just need to know that you can watch a variety of programs on it."

"A show? Doesn't that mean every day is a holiday?" Wendy's eyes started to light up when she heard about the show.

In Mond, there are only performances during festivals, and festivals mean lots of free drinks. How could Wendy not be happy and excited?

He was now eager to find out where these festivals were held.

"You want to go and have a free drink, right?" Shen Zi, who had already seen through Wendy's thoughts, crossed his legs and said to Xingze and Wendy with a playful look.

"Uh……"

This question made Wendy feel a little embarrassed, as this was indeed what she had been thinking just now.

But how could a great wind god like me be humiliated by a little fox?

"Hey, I just want to learn more about the music and poetry of this world. I'm sure you know that I'm a bard."

Wendy became more and more excited as she spoke.

"Mondstadt is the city of wind and pastoral songs, a city-state full of art. Every citizen here is full of artistic cells, and I, the wind god Barbatos, am of course no exception."

……

"So you just want to eat and drink for free?" The Son of God doesn't care whether you are the God of Wind or not. He has the 'boss' by his side now. I dare to confront the God of Rock when he comes, let alone you, a gay God of Wind.

Wendy was also left speechless by the Son of God's words. She opened her mouth for a long time but couldn't utter a word. She could only look at Xingze awkwardly.

If it weren't for your Thor being next to me, I would have plucked your hair today no matter what.

Wendy gritted her teeth in her heart as she looked at the smug Son of God.

Xingze, who had been watching the battle nearby, was also frightened by the brave Son of God.

This person is a real god, a guy who can flatten a mountain with a gust of wind. Are you so brave that you can tell anything?

Even though Barbatos, the god of wind, is a gay, you can't say it to his face. Let's just find some time to talk about it in private.

I don’t know what’s wrong with Shen Zi today. He reacted so strongly to Wendy.

So after seeing Wendy's gaze towards him, Xingze immediately stepped forward and pulled Shen Zi to the side of the sofa, moving her a little further away from Wendy, using the shadow in the middle as a buffer zone.

"When Shen Zi was a child, he was tricked by Barbatos into drinking alcohol." At this time, Ying next to her suddenly said something, but her eyes never left the TV screen.

These words seemed to be spoken to Xingze, explaining to him why the Son of God was so vicious.

"Oh!!" Xingze nodded and looked at Wendy with strange eyes. This is definitely something you, Barbatos, can do.

When Wendy heard Ying mention this, she suddenly realized, damn, had she ever done this before?

The Son of God on the other side looked at Wendy angrily. She remembered that time she was drunk for several days and nights and didn't wake up. She was dizzy all the time, and the whole fox felt uncomfortable for several days.

Humph, foxes are very vengeful.

Facing these two pairs of eyes, Wendy lowered her head and sighed: "I, I was drunk at the time, too. I'm really, really sorry!"

Wendy was also free and easy. She put her hands together directly and said sorry to the Son of God without showing any tsundere look at all.

"Humph." Seeing Wendy apologize to him, Shen Zi raised his head and stood up from the sofa, saying, "I'll go see if there are any vegetables in the refrigerator."

Originally, the Son of God was not very angry, but when he saw the green man appear, it immediately brought back his childhood memories.

"Okay, Shenzi is definitely not angry with you." Xingze stepped forward and patted Wendy, "Don't you want to learn about the poetry of this world? Come with me."

With that, Xingze took Wendy to the study on the second floor, turned on the computer, and prepared to find some music programs for him to watch.

As for why I don’t watch TV directly but use the computer, it’s because I am watching the delicious food on my tongue at this moment.

At this time, Ying was extremely serious, because she wanted to see clearly every step of the production process of the food.

If you tell her to change the channel at this time, you will most likely be attacked indiscriminately by her.

If it was Xingze who went over, Ying might use the 'acting coquettish' attack first. If that didn't work, he would then use the 'pouting', 'turning head' and 'wiping tears' three-attack combo. If that still didn't work, Ying would use his ultimate move 'twisting waist'. Every time Ying used this move, no, at the second move, Xingze had already been defeated.

However, if it wasn't someone familiar to Ying who went over, then the attack he would have received might have been Wuxiang's sword.

Haha, let me try the knife (bushi)!!!

Chapter 28: Wendy's excitement, Shenzi picks up Klee from school

"Hehe, I'm looking forward to it!"

Wendy rubbed his hands. Although he liked drinking very much, he also liked poetry.

For a bard like him, being able to experience the poetry of another world is as exciting as an ordinary person winning a jackpot of 5 million yuan.

Let Wendy sit in front of the computer obediently. Xingze first taught him the simple knowledge and operation of the computer, and then opened the small broken station, trying to find the music program that Wendy was interested in.

Looking at the various videos on the homepage, Xingze didn't know what to show Wendy for a moment.

After much thought, Xingze decided to show Wendy his game PV first. In fact, the music in the PV was also very good.

As the video began to play, melodious piano music came from the speakers, and Wendy, who was sitting on the chair, also widened her eyes.

After just one song, Wendy exclaimed, "Is this the music of your world? It's incredible."

"Really? I think they are not that different." Xingze didn't know much about music, and he hadn't read any books specifically on music, so to him, the music only sounded good or bad.

Wendy was not angry after hearing this. She said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay if you don't understand. But you have good taste. You can find such good music for me to enjoy."

Two drops of cold sweat appeared on Xingze's forehead. Is he praising himself?

Well, looking at Wendy who was immersed in the world of music, Xingze subconsciously looked at Wendy's attribute panel.

[Vendy: Level 280 90%]

Wow, you don’t know how shocking it is until you see it.

Level 280, this number is really scary.

Although Ying, the level 300 boss, was already there, but Venti, who was slacking off all day and had a poor performance in the game, was only 20 levels lower than Ying.

It seems that it is not surprising that the legendary wind god can use wind to blow away snow and flatten mountains.

Compared to the character in the game who is only level 90, I don’t know how much stronger he is.

I just don’t know how big the gap of 300 levels is between Ying’s level 280 and Wendy’s level 20.

You have to know that in the game, a high level does have a great advantage, but the quality of equipment, combat experience, skills, etc. are equally important, and can even be said to play a decisive role.

However, for demons like Shadow and Venti, their skill levels must have been upgraded to level 15.

He didn't dare to imagine what the scene would be like if these two fought in his city. But it wasn't certain. If one of them made him unhappy one day, he would take Ying to their country and let them see whether Wuxiang Yidao could take it on.

"Wendy, just listen here. I'm going to go downstairs to cook. Don't use elemental power. Call me if you need anything."

"Go!" Wendy narrowed her eyes and waved her hand, indicating that she understood.

Xingze looked back every few steps, looking at Wendy who was sitting on the chair and shaking her head. He went downstairs with trepidation in his heart. Why did he have a bad feeling in his heart?

Xingze shook his head, went to the kitchen and started preparing dinner for today.

"Aze, Aying and I will go pick up Qiqi and Keli later." Shen Zi put his little head close to the kitchen door and said playfully to Xingze who was in the house.

"Why don't I go? There are a lot of people there after school in the afternoon. I'm worried..."

"It's okay, we just need to go early and we will be careful." Shen Zi wanted to go into the kitchen but was stopped by Xingze.

"Okay then. Be careful on the road and don't buy snacks for Ying, okay?"

"Puchi, I know, I will keep an eye on Ying." Shen Zi covered his mouth, trying his best not to laugh.

Every time this shadow followed her out, he would stop walking when he saw a roadside snack stand and insisted that she go buy something. Several times, it was Klee who paid for it.

This god of ours has really brought shame upon himself.

"Son of God, are you ready? I have changed my shoes." At this time, Ying's urging voice came from outside the door.

"Okay, okay, I'll be there right away. Bring the card with you, otherwise you won't be able to pick up Klee and the others." Shen Zi tilted his head and instructed Ying.

"Don't worry, I brought it with me. I've done it so many times, I won't forget it."

"Aze, let's go then."

"Go ahead, go ahead, drive slowly and be safe."

"Ok, bye!"

Shen Zi waved, said goodbye and closed the kitchen door.

"Shen Zi, what we agreed on last time..." Ying poked Shen Zi with his elbow and said as they walked to the garage.

"No." The Son of God crossed his hands and made the sign of a cross on his chest.

"Aze just said that I can't buy it for you."

"If you don't tell him, he won't know, and I promise not to let it slip." Ying quickly stepped forward and took the Son of God's arm.

"You?" Shen Zi leaned back slightly and looked at Ying with a look of disbelief.

"Last time I was discovered because you didn't wipe your mouth clean, and then you betrayed me. I won't be fooled this time." After saying this, the Son of God opened the car door and got in.

"Hey hey..." Ying also quickly came to the passenger seat, fastened his seat belt, and looked at Shen Zi with an innocent face.

"Good son of God, you scolded me last time. I definitely won't do it this time. I'll give you four." Ying said as he raised his right hand and stretched out four fingers pointing at the ceiling of the car.

Ying's expression was very serious. He looked at Shen Zi with his two big purple eyes, blinking constantly, trying to impress her.