Pirate: I am King Luffy

"I don't know. I like anything Nami has."

"This is outside, Luffy!" Nami whispered shyly.

"Hey, what is this? Let me help you carry it." Luffy looked at the basket in Nami's hand, reached out and held Nami's hand and said.

"I bought a lot of skin care products. Listen, they are very expensive. You have to be careful!" Nami let go and handed the basket to Luffy.

"Um……"

"Let's go buy some clothes. Uta is right. I haven't bought new clothes in more than three years." Nami, with empty hands, prepared to go to the clothing store to buy some things.

Luffy reached out his other hand to hold Nami's hand.

The girl dodged and was caught again. She couldn't get rid of it several times and her earrings turned red.

"Why don't you go hold hands with the beauty pageant contestants in magazines? I'm sorry that Nami doesn't have a good figure." She snorted slightly.

"I'm just curious. If Nami wears it for me to see, I won't be curious about other people's."

"That's a hundred thousand Baileys!"

"Will it be less if I don't wear underwear?" Luffy bargained, testing the girl's bottom line.

Luffy could feel the girl trembling and she kicked Luffy.

"One million Baileys!" Nami offered.

"Deal, tonight, I want to see Nami wearing only cheongsam." Luffy said in a low voice.

The forces of darkness are also stirring.

Sure enough, when facing Nami, he would feel very relaxed, because money built a smooth bridge?

You can do anything if you have money. Nami is such a bad woman, she seduced me!

"Sure, but Luffy has no money left, so let's recharge first." Nami showed a bright and proud smile.

The hand deftly escaped from Luffy's claws, with a bit of paper painting feel.

She ran quickly to the front, giggling.

"Impossible, I gave you a lot of money!"

"Who told you to sneak up on Nami that morning? And you forced her to hold hands when she was angry. You have to pay double the Baileys."

"So Luffy is out of money."

"Then, record it in the navy account."

"don't want--"

"Nami only wants Bailey, Captain! " Nami snorted.

"How could this happen? Damn it!" Luffy gritted his teeth.

"However, when Nami wants the Captain to touch her, I'll give her a little for free." The girl laughed.

It was already evening when I came out of the clothing store.

Luffy was followed by a camel with a lot of things hanging on it, all of which were clothes and other daily necessities.

The mechanical ship was packed full. Everyone bought what they needed. Uta also bought yoga balls, mats and other things.

When Luffy saw the yoga ball, he thought of himself being turned into a yoga ball by Uta in his dream, and then being pressed down by the girl and sitting on it. It was a very magical feeling.

I even made the girl bounce up. This wonderful experience can only exist in dreams.

"We meet Vivi again today, let's have a party!" Uta said with a cheer.

Being a pirate means having parties frequently.

Uta had been holding off on holding a banquet for a long time, and finally got the chance.

So the hot pot was placed on the deck, and Uta sang leisurely to everyone.

"Uta, there are a lot of your fans in Alabasta right now, and they have left messages for you on Den Den Mushi." Vivi said.

"Hehe, then next time you come to Alabasta, let's continue to hold concerts. Uta now has a lot of new songs, including songs she wrote herself." Uta said.

"Shouldn't we hold the concert now?" Weiwei asked.

"Not now. When we enter the Grand Line from the East China Sea, Uta wants to pass through the Upside-Down Mountain. Is that okay, Luffy?" Uta asked Luffy.

"I want to see the scenery that Shanks walked through."

"Yeah - okay." Luffy nodded.

After passing the Naval Academy, everyone has mastered the knowledge of Upside-Down Mountain, and this level is no longer full of mystery.

"Hehe." Uta smiled.

"Let's first go and see the super giant whale that will hit the entrance." said Uta.

"Once that is resolved, the risk of entering the Grand Line will be greatly reduced."

The biggest threat to Upside Down Mountain comes from the whale Labu.

This behemoth's occasional collisions with the Red Earth Continent can be considered the pirates' first disaster, a disaster of luck.

Only pirates with great luck can successfully pass the level. Luffy remembered that in the movie version, under the command of the Golden Emperor, there was a superhuman devil fruit user who could absorb other people's good luck.

"Yeah, that's right." Luffy nodded.

Intelligence on the whale was also within the navy's intelligence system. Uta, who had taken history classes, naturally knew the interference caused by the whale.

"Then we need to get a permanent positioning pointer to that place first. Let's ask for it from the nearby naval base." Luffy said.

It looks like we need to stay here for a few days.

After the banquet on the boat, the girls had another party in their dreams. Uta lay on the grass, her legs swinging under her pleated skirt.

She was holding a Den Den Mushi and checking the messages from radio listeners.

Because life in the Naval Academy was very fulfilling, Uta rarely paid attention to the messages from the audience.

Now that she had time and Weiwei brought it up, she opened the listener message board and listened to those strange messages with her friends.

"Uta, I love you so much, Uta, I want to snatch you away, where are you? Uta!"

"Uta, I'm the pirate Ella, the captain of the Night Vision Goggle Pirates, a pirate with a bounty of 10 million Baileys. Don't let me see you in the East China Sea, or I will definitely snatch you away!"

After accumulating for a long time, all kinds of remarks came out of the Den Den Mushi's mouth.

"Even pirates like to listen to Uta's songs. Uta should be careful." Weiwei said with a smile.

"Don't let the pirates take it away."

"I'm not afraid, Luffy will protect me!" Uta rolled his eyes and deleted the pirates' comments.

Then came the messages from Alabasta. These people knew her from Uta's concert in Alupana, and most of their comments were complimentary.

Others say that when they hear Uta’s singing, they even forget the crisis of water shortage and hope to be immersed in the singing forever.

Uta pursed her lips, and from time to time she showed a smile and a look of sadness because of the messages from the listeners.

"Vivi, is the drought in Alabasta serious again?" Uta asked.

"Fortunately, at present, only the drought in other places has worsened, and the rainfall in the royal capital Arubana is sufficient." Weiwei comforted.

(End of this chapter)

216. Chapter 215: The Listless King Luffy

216.

2023-09-25

The next day, the nearby navy delivered a permanent pointer to the Twin Capes.

"Well, Luffy, Vivi will be left in your care," said Bell.

He was not planning to go to the East China Sea with Vivi. He believed in Luffy's strength. After all, he was a navy, the real overlord of the sea in this world.

"Well, I know, taking care of my sister is a matter of course."

The sea breeze was blowing gently, and Luffy reached out to press his shaking straw hat and made a promise to the tall guardian of Alabasta.

The mechanical ship started moving slowly, and as the ship gradually moved away, a port laborer took out a Den Den Mushi.

On the top floor of a distant Rainy Land Casino, a Den Den Mushi suddenly chirped.

The woman reached out and picked up the Den Den Mushi:

"Report: Princess Vivi, leave with Lieutenant Luffy."

"Monkey D. Luffy..."

After hanging up the phone, a mature, cool and sexy voice sounded.

"The D clan... What should we do, Boss? It seems that our princess has a close relationship with the navy hero."

She turned to look at the man who was half lying on a chair and smoking a cigar.

“It doesn’t matter. I’m one of the Shichibukai recognized by the government. The navy has no right to investigate me. Carry out the plan. It was the people who overthrew the cruel and incompetent king. What does it have to do with me… Hahahaha…”

The air was filled with smoke and the golden hook was flashing cold light.

……

Before heading to the Twin Gorge, Luffy asked Moo to take a bath in the sauna sea as agreed.

The manatee loosened the iron chain, then reached out to untie the iron clothes on its body, holding the clothes, and happily rushed into the steam mist to play. The ship docked in front of the mist and sank the anchor.

"Manatees actually know how to take off their clothes!" Bellmère leaned against the fence, amazed.

Everyone was playing and having fun on the boat.

"Luffy, you become a second lieutenant now. You have that big robe, right? Where is it? Let me see it!" Vivi asked Luffy excitedly.

"Well, I left it in the bedroom." Luffy said.

"You're not going to put it on?" she asked.

"Wear it if you want to, don't wear it if you don't want to, it doesn't matter." Luffy went to the bedroom to get the Cloak of Justice and threw it to Vivi.

"It's such a small piece!" Vivi said as she opened the cloak of justice.

Compared to Garp's large capes, this one is too small.

"The height is suitable." Luffy said helplessly.

Vivi handed the cloak to Luffy, "Put it on and show me!"

"No, that's too much trouble. I just want to lie down like a plant now." Luffy lay on the deck.

"Let me see it!" The girl took Luffy's hand, pulled him up, then leaned over and put the cloak on Luffy.

Luffy leaned bonelessly against Vivi's chest.

Vivi straightened Luffy's body.

"Luffy is out of spirit?"

"I have no motivation and lack of energy," Luffy said.

"Everyone has those days when they don't want to do anything and just want to be in a daze, killing time like a plant."

"This won't work." Weiwei worried.

"Will Uta sing a song for you?" Uta asked.

"Okay." Luffy nodded.

Listening to music is also a good choice.

Uta sat next to them and sang, while Nochi brought desserts, fruits and drinks and put them on the table.

Uta felt tired after singing about ten songs, so she stopped to drink water and rest.

"Is Luffy not okay yet?" Her bunny hair drooped down.

"Uta is no good. She can't even be a good broadcaster. What a scumbag! What a scumbag!"

"Luffy!!" Uta reached out and pressed Luffy's cheek, then squeezed towards the middle.

"What is this?!"