Pirate: I am King Luffy

"Drink less, Shanks always gets drunk and stinks!" said Uta.

"I know, Mama Uta, I'm only slightly tipsy, I've never been drunk."

"Aren't you ashamed to be called a mother?" Uta closed her legs slightly and swallowed.

He angrily hit Luffy on the head.

Luffy sat sideways and looked at her. Her hair had two round bunny ears, not oval as usual. Although her hair was braided with bunny ears, Uta's hair was too long. She seemed to never cut her hair. The two hanging braids, one red and one white, fell to her hips.

Luffy grabbed the white one to play with, and Uta supported his head and looked at him lovingly.

The boss was a middle-aged man with purple hair and pigtails, and he handed me a bottle of rum.

"The little girl is right. Children should drink less."

He whispered again, "You should also avoid places like this."

Uta's graceful figure attracted the men in the bar. This beautiful girl exuding youthful texture was a rare treasure in such a place. As soon as she entered the door, she glowed, attracting the men's attention.

"I'm going to drink all the wine in this store!"

“Ewhahahahahaha~”

Someone raised his voice and laughed drunkenly.

"Hey, Billy, how many stores do you have to destroy before you're satisfied?"

His companion was drunk, and although he asked questions, his tone was one of amazement and boasting.

"How should I know?" said the man named Billy.

"I want a glass of orange juice," said Uta.

Whenever she spoke, there was a certain silence in the bar.

There is no one in the bar who is unarmed, and those who are qualified to go to the bar are basically people who live on the edge of a knife.

Luffy and Uta seem to be two different types. Luffy didn't bring any weapons and it seemed like he didn't need any.

"Money." said the boss.

"Money." Luffy put his hand on Uta's leg.

"That's too much. Why are you asking me for it?" Uta was dissatisfied.

"Because Uta is just like her mother."

"That's too much. Who are you to Uta?"

The table was overturned, and the things on the table fell to the ground and broke into pieces. The pirate wearing green night vision goggles approached Luffy angrily.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 238: The Pirates Targeting Uta

238.

2023-10-11

Luffy glanced at the man, who was wearing a pair of green night vision goggles on his orange head.

"Are all your fans here?" Luffy looked at Uta helplessly.

"Hehe, Uta is a very cute idol." Uta was very proud.

"Then idol please pay me and support me."

Luffy took a sip of the rum on the rocks, "I don't like this, it tastes bad."

At this time, Wuta's orange juice was also served. Wuta sipped the orange juice and said, "I told you to drink wine, but there is no juice there that tastes good."

Luffy waited for Uta to finish drinking, then snatched her orange juice and drank it. The sweet and slightly bitter taste filled his mouth. It was a real fruit juice drink, so it was a bit bitter.

"I feel comfortable now."

Luffy wiped his mouth and washed it out with Uta's orange juice.

“I won’t order rum next time.”

"Drink it! That's my orange juice!" Uta frowned and punched Luffy on the shoulder with his little fist.

Seeing someone being so close to his idol and ignoring him, the fan couldn't stand it, "Don't ignore me, I'm the leader of the Night Vision Goggle Pirates, the great pirate Ella!"

"Okay, I understand." Luffy nodded.

Wuta sounded familiar, "Did you leave me a message?"

"Ah, Miss Uta, do you still remember me?" Ai La looked at Uta with surprise, her eyes almost bursting with love.

"I told you before, as long as you show up in the East China Sea, I will snatch you away! Hahahaha!"

Ella's look of admiration turned into deep malice.

"Hey Hey hey--"

The warriors who were drinking also shouted loudly.

"I was very interested in your unique voice before, but I didn't expect you to be a big singer, Uta."

"In that case, I can't pretend I didn't see it. Get away from me, you cuckolded bastard. A diva like Uta can only belong to me, Billy, and I have a bounty of five million Baileys!"

When he stood up, he looked huge, about two meters sixty. When he spoke, his tongue extended to his chin. There were stitches on his forehead, as if he had undergone a craniotomy.

"I really want to hear the sound of a big star screaming." He touched his trousers while drunkenly.

Luffy had already covered Uta's eyes with his hands when his pants bounced up.

"You guy, do you want to die?" Ella said angrily.

"Noisy!"

Billy swung the huge machete and cut off his neck directly. His head fell to the ground with a gurgling sound, and blood splattered on the ceiling like a fountain.

"Boss!" When the other pirates saw their boss being chopped off, they all stood up at once, holding knives and guns.

Billy's companions also stood up with machetes in hand.

"Who else is a bounty hunter?"

Luffy turned his head and sat with his right foot resting on his left.

Looks relaxed.

"Everyone, please stand up."

After waiting for a while, no one answered. Billy didn't look at the small fry of the Night Vision Goggle Pirates. He just put the big sword on his shoulder, looked at Uta, and made a chuckling sound.

Luffy stretched his hand in front of him, spread his five fingers, and made a grabbing motion, contracting them forcefully and fiercely.

呲——

The walls of the bar seemed to have been scraped by a sharp weapon, leaving claw marks. Cracks appeared on the waists of the standing bounty criminals, and they were directly cut into several pieces by the sharp weapon.

The bar, which had been quite lively, fell silent.

"Now that we have money, Boss, we can take these guys' heads and collect the bounty."

"...Yes." The boss looked at Luffy in panic and nodded quickly.

"Let's go, Uta, go find them." Luffy said, blindfolding Uta and pushing her towards the door.

"Hate it, it's not like I haven't seen it before." Uta took Luffy's hand away and said dissatisfiedly.

"I'm an adult, I know everything."

"Why have you seen it?" Luffy was a little surprised.

"Didn't I help you?" Uta said with a slightly red face.

"I've seen you plenty of times, it's no big deal."

"That's just reaching your hand into the scabbard, right?" Luffy asked curiously.

"Why so many times? It was only once."

“Uh uh… Really? Is that so? Maybe I remembered it wrong…”

Uta realized that he had let the cat out of the bag and quickly changed the subject.

But Luffy was very sensitive to this, and he realized something, "Is this something that I may have remembered wrongly? Could it be that you are taking advantage of me to give you my body to exercise?"

"Let's go, let's go find Dasqi." Uta walked away quickly.

"Did you do anything to my body?"

Luffy grabbed one of her twin ponytails, and Uta leaned back with a cry, with two suspicious blushes on her foxy face.

"Stop pulling my hair like that!"

"Am I right?" Luffy questioned, "You've been stripping me since I was a kid, you pervert Uta!"

Luffy thought about the method Uta taught him to relieve stress, and asked quietly in a low voice.

"No, that's not the case. I just saw it out of curiosity. I haven't done such a thing since then!"

Uta yelled softly.

"Children don't know much. We are childhood sweethearts. What do you care about?"

She became confident.

"Luffy should feel happy. I am an idol now. An idol, you know that?"

"I've helped you vent your stress, you should be grateful..."

"Yes, I am grateful..."

Luffy thought a little strangely, it felt a bit like he was chatting about some dirty topics with female netizens on the Internet, but he couldn't stand it and blushed.

Ever since that happened in the dream, I clearly felt that our relationship had become closer, and we could talk about topics like this without restraint.

The survivors in the bar were still in shock. "What a horrible destructive force! Hey, Johnny! So many people died in an instant, chopped into several pieces. Did you see his movements clearly?"

The two men at the bar swallowed and spoke.

"Well, our target, the criminal with a bounty of 5 million Baileys, was also killed by him. What should we do now?"

"Let's find another target. This duo is not included in the bounty. They are not the ones who are wanted..."

"Damn it...what kind of freak is that? What kind of ability does it have..."

"I finally mustered up the courage to target a five-million-bailey fish, but it was easily killed by an outsider."

Nami and Tashigi also came out after shopping. They pushed their carts and came out of the fish house with satisfaction, having bought some seafood.

Seeing Luffy grabbing Uta's ponytail, Nami hurried forward.

Luffy also noticed Nami coming over and let go.

"What are you doing, you guy? Don't pull a girl's hair!" Nami hugged Uta's shoulders and said to Luffy.

When Uta saw her helpers coming, she held her ponytail and looked at Luffy angrily.

"That's right, Luffy, are you an idiot? Stop pulling my hair. When we were kids, you were very gentle and helped me hold my hair up so that it wouldn't be pressed down!"

(End of this chapter)

239. Chapter 238 Dick

239.

2023-10-11

Luffy stood there as punishment and listened to the girls' scolding, which finally satisfied them.

Nami walked in front holding Uta, and Luffy was responsible for pushing the cart.

"Want to buy anything else?" Luffy asked.

"We also need to go to the ranch to buy some milk and meat." Nojigo replied.

The ranch is a little outside the town because it has a lot of space.

While Nojiko and Nami were negotiating the price with the boss, Luffy watched the workers milking the cows. He sat on a bench curiously, watching the workers work hard.