Pirate: I am King Luffy

“Too lazy!”

"So, I want to add some clothes!" Luffy announced seriously.

"Then let's go to the clothing store." said Nojigo.

"As for me, I want some cool clothes that can attract girls, so I can only ask you for help!" said Luffy.

"Please help me choose clothes that will attract beautiful girls!"

"For things like this, it's easiest to get the answer by asking girls directly!"

(End of this chapter)

286. Chapter 285 The Guilty Person

286.

Luffy clasped his hands together and bowed to the girls, asking for their help sincerely.

Nami and Uta are both very fashionable girls, especially Uta, who pays great attention to fashion, and her outfits are very eye-catching.

Vivi is also possible. As a princess, she received an aristocratic education, although she herself does not care about these things.

The girls were asked this and thought about what kind of clothes they would design for Luffy, with a slight blush on their cheeks.

Vivi stroked her chin, thinking critically about Luffy's sentence, "You guy, you let the girls help you design outfits that will attract girls?"

"Well, it has to be attractive to girls, conform to male aesthetics, and be a bit handsome." Luffy stated his requirements.

That is, men can attract women by dressing sexy.

"I always feel that it was a very bad speech..." said Nojigo.

She held the sliced ​​melon in her hand and placed thin slices of prosciutto on top to create a prosciutto melon.

The ham made from unheated pork that is marinated and then air-dried at low temperature is called prosciutto. This is a dish with a flavor similar to that of pear, and is similar to sashimi sushi. It is a popular way of eating in Cocoa Village.

Nami picked up two pieces, handed one to Vivi, and then took a bite with a smile.

“Delicious~”

"Then let's try it together!" Uta said with a smile, as she was more interested in dressing up Luffy.

Robin wondered if they had become accustomed to this extremely intimate behavior.

"What kind of clothes does Uta want Luffy to wear?" Nami asked her while eating.

"Hmm..." Uta's breathing quickened, and then she gathered with the girls and whispered.

Then he said to Luffy fiercely, "Luffy, don't eavesdrop!"

"I think it's good to just wear a suit and a windbreaker, without anything underneath, the more erotic ones, very good-looking and sexy..." Uta couldn't help but say to everyone.

"You'll see the abdominal muscles and chest, if that's the case..." Vivi followed Uta's thoughts.

Nami subconsciously thought that at night, she would enjoy pressing Luffy's chest and feeling the quickening beat of his heartbeat.

She preferred Luffy's outbursts, when he would occasionally roar in his throat, wantonly spraying magma-like oil paintings in the villa, and then using the lowest frequency of his domineering aura to cover himself. That was when she was most satisfied, and her head would become empty, and she would think of nothing...

Wait...what are you thinking about?

Nami shook her head, trying to get her mind back on track.

"A white shirt with two buttons undone..."

The girls were discussing at once, and after Uta's suggestion, their topics became bolder, and they all whispered about their favorite clothing styles.

After deciding on the men's clothing that everyone liked, they excitedly ran to the clothing store to buy clothes for Luffy.

Luffy indeed did not eavesdrop. As for clothes, as long as they looked handsome and fit him well, there were not so many requirements. It was just to divert the girls' attention.

Luffy's clothes have been successfully increased.

A week later in the Rain Banquet, Luffy was sleeping on Uta's lap, listening to Uta's bowel sounds and gradually falling asleep.

Uta put his hands in Luffy's soft hair, touched his head, and looked down at Luffy while he was sleeping. His mouth would open slightly, revealing a small gap. Uta licked his lips, then quietly lowered his head and tried to touch his lips.

Although Uta had practiced dancing and had great flexibility, it was still too difficult for her to kiss Luffy who was on her knees, so she was completely unsuccessful. But she was just trying.

Then Uta's ears moved, and she keenly heard the sound of high heels touching the ground.

When Robin came in, he saw Uta also sleeping with her head slanted on the corner of the sofa. The sunlight shone on them through the large windows. Judging from their appearance at the moment, they were both very pleasing children, forming a warm picture.

But Robin had no feelings and just knocked on the door of the room, making a noise and waking them up.

"The boss asked me to tell you that Yoba has been cleared out."

"Is that so?"

Luffy rubbed his sleepy eyes and noticed that there were red marks on Uta's legs and traces of messy hair.

"Then gather some people and we'll go to Joba to inspect and accept it, and then we'll go to Aruba to pick it up."

Luffy made a plan.

It takes a short time to get from Yudi to Yoba. It only takes one day by camel and less than half a day by car.

The group got into the royal convoy again and drove towards Yoba.

"Yoba..."

Vivi was holding the map of Alabasta in her hand nervously. She sat a little further away from Luffy. Ever since she felt Luffy contradicted her last time, she sat a little further away from him.

It was a very awkward hug, and Weiwei didn't know what to say, so she could only use physical distance to separate the two of them.

Luffy also felt embarrassed. He was not reacting to Vivi, but to Robin. Robin had a great figure. He just recalled it for a moment, and then Vivi happened to notice her... In short, it was a coincidence.

Luffy didn't know how to deal with this coincidence, and when he saw that Vivi deliberately kept her distance, he just accepted it.

"Yoba has been dug out again. This is a happy thing. As long as the oasis is still there and the people are still there, everything else can be rebuilt..." Nami held Vivi's hand and cheered her up.

"Hmm..." Weiwei nodded, she was thinking about another thing.

Something that everyone knows, but no one talks about.

Kosa became the leader of the resistance, and Vivi's childhood sweetheart became a rebel against the Alabasta royal family.

It's just a misunderstanding, it'll be fine once we talk it out.

Weiwei thought.

Alabasta is getting better, the mastermind of the dancing fans has been found, and all the moles in the palace have been captured. As long as you talk clearly to Boss Kosha, Alabasta can change back to its original appearance...

Luffy leaned against the window, admired the scenery in the desert for a while, then pulled the curtains.

It's too hot, even through the glass.

He opened the car refrigerator and comfortably picked up a can of Coke, then he let out a contented sigh.

Robin was sitting in the car reading a book openly. In Alabasta, very few people knew her.

Luffy stared at Robin, trying to decide what kind of punishment to give her.

Thinking about what will happen after catching her.

Robin's eyes moved slightly, "Mr. Hero, please don't stare at me like that. Your gaze is hotter than the sun in the desert."

"A very dangerous look."

Robin's words caught Uta's attention.

"Luffy, don't do anything rude!" She disciplined Luffy like an older sister.

"Look, what's wrong? She's a criminal, it's normal for me to stare at her." Luffy said.

"Idiot! Don't say this out loud!" Uta hit Luffy's head.

The soldiers were standing guard and patrolling outside the cabin, but even so, Uta was still a little afraid of being heard.

"Mr. Lieutenant, if Robin didn't have the ability to destroy a warship when she was eight years old, I think... can we appeal to the headquarters and revoke her bounty?"

Dashigi hesitated and said to Luffy.

Robin couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"You are really cute, Miss Soldier."

"If the information from our headquarters is wrong, then the series of accidents that follow will all be our fault."

Tashigi, wearing red glasses, spoke seriously to Robin.

"It must be painful. Because of wrong information, you were put on a bounty list when you were eight years old. Then, in order to avoid the government's pursuit, you had to take the wrong path and become a person in the dark world. Please don't worry. This kind of repeated mistakes should stop!"

As Tashigi spoke, she couldn't help but rub her eyes. When she thought that her darkness was created by wrong information, she couldn't help but imagine Robin's life in her mind.

“So I hate the people in the government, they are all a bunch of clear-eyed idiots.”

Robin's expression gradually turned cold. She didn't want to talk to a simple fool like Tashigi.

"They know nothing, but they shout about justice."

Even now, Tashigi is still bothered by the fact that Robin destroyed a navy ship when she was eight years old.

"There are many things we don't know, but justice is always justice!" Dusky said seriously to Robin.

"Have you gradually lost trust in the government while being hunted down? Please don't worry, as long as you explain things clearly to the navy, you will be able to live peacefully in the future. Don't stay in the dark world any longer!"

Dashigi's clear voice echoed in Robin's ears, making her feel nauseous.

"Tashigi, stop imagining this."

Luffy patted Tashigi on the shoulder, remembering that Tashigi still had such an overflowing kindness that she even seemed to have pulled Zoro into the navy to do odd jobs.

Such kindness should be a great irony for Robin.

"She definitely violated the government's laws, and the charges were just made up to cover up the law."

"Is there any hidden secret, Lieutenant?" Dashiqi asked curiously.

Luffy may know the things she doesn't know, the secrets restricted by military rank, because he has the rank of second lieutenant.

"I don't know, maybe it has something to do with that group of scholars in O'Hara." Luffy said indifferently.

O'Hara's Demon Killing Order.

Tashigi was thinking about this matter. O'Hara broke the law and was killed by the World Government using the Demon Killing Order.

As a navy soldier, Tashigi only knew this explanation.

"I didn't do anything. I just wanted to know the history. That's all."

He clearly did nothing and had no intention of harming anyone, but he was always being hunted down by this group of people who were shouting for justice. These righteous people really thought they were doing the right thing. They were just hunting down pirates.

Robin couldn't help but said harshly, her nose suddenly felt a little sore, but she was stubborn and suppressed all the emotions in her heart. Only Uta noticed such emotions, and her voice contained huge emotions.

"But it's against the law. That's what the law is." Luffy said as a matter of course.

"No matter how ridiculous a law is, as long as it is implemented, the person who breaks the law is guilty. This is something everyone knows. Under the law, no matter how many children you have, they will be managed."

"That's so strange. I've never heard of any king enacting such a law." Dashiqi said strangely.

“I am just giving an example. When there are too many people, such laws may appear. Of course, when there are too few people, laws requiring children may appear.

This has always been the case in history, and at that time, in that age group, families without children were sinful and against the law. "

"You should know this kind of thing very well, as a historian," Luffy said.

"So, you are indeed guilty. As long as the people who make the law are unhappy, if you use words that are not allowed in your writing, you will be beheaded."

The most classic example is Qingfeng, who is illiterate, so why is he flipping through books?

"The examples you give are becoming more and more outrageous. Why should one be beheaded for writing a word?" Dashiqi couldn't help but say.

"Sometimes knowing too much will only bring you troubles. Wouldn't it be tiring to read too much history?" Luffy asked.

If you read too much history and books, you may fall into a kind of human nihilism. You will feel that human beings are parasites and their existence is meaningless, and you will fall into various circles of thinking.

But for Luffy, those things could not shake his will, because he had already controlled his position among all kinds of strange questions on the Internet.

Luffy has his own interpretation for any strange question and can make his own choice calmly.

"Yes, I am indeed a guilty person."

Robin said calmly. She looked at Luffy strangely again and felt that he was also very familiar with history.

"So, Tashigi, don't waste your energy on useless things. If you want to save Robin, just ask the World Government to amend the laws."