Pirate: I am King Luffy

Luffy is even more disgusting.

"I don't think it's a big deal. They're very weak, aren't they?" Zoro held his head with his hands. Seeing Luffy talking so frankly about the things he hated, he couldn't laugh at him anymore.

"Besides, I heard spiders eat mosquitoes."

"I only like cute and beautiful things, and these insects completely disgust me physically. I don't care whether they are beneficial insects or pests. Such things are meaningless to me!"

Luffy watched the fire burn along the white silk, emitting a burst of protein aroma.

Those strange, weak, ugly bugs died like this.

The soft moonlight caressed Luffy's face and neck, and finally slid to his back following Luffy's movement trajectory, until it could no longer shine on the boy.

"I tell you, these bugs will run onto people's bodies. I was wondering if they would make their homes in our ears. If that happens, no matter how strong we are, we will be annoyed by them." Luffy said to Zoro.

These were originally just his thoughts, until he saw videos about insects and discovered that those insects would really make their homes in the ear canal. From then on, Luffy sincerely hated all tiny insects, although he felt a perverse sense of relief when he saw tweezers taking the insects out of the human body.

In a sense, this is the curse of knowledge, because because we know, we fear.

Zoro thought about the scene Luffy described, and saw many black, wriggling bugs running out of his ears. These bugs went in and out of every corner of the body while people were sleeping, and he felt creepy.

"Okay, stop talking Luffy!"

Zoro already had goose bumps, and he looked at the spider webs with fear in his eyes.

The curse of knowledge has been spread.

"You boys really do behave strangely in strange places, don't you?"

Kuina leaned down from the top holding the stairs.

"Kuina, be careful. I feel the stairs in this room are not stable." said Zoro.

"Be careful not to fall." Luffy said.

"If I get thrown to death, my dream of becoming the world's greatest swordsman will be over."

"How could someone fall to death?" Guina couldn't help saying as she stood on tiptoe and stepped on a stool, listening to the boys' laughter.

She was not tall enough, only about 1.5 meters, so she had to stand on a stool and tiptoe to barely touch the top whetstone with her fingers.

Luffy was killing insects while walking up and saw Kuina taking the whetstone.

With the sound of the frame, the black whetstone fell on Kuina's head. She lost her balance and fell down with her arms shaking.

Before she landed, Luffy flashed in front of Kuina and grabbed her cervical vertebrae and head.

The grindstone fell to the ground with a thud, making a hole in the wooden floor.

"It's so dangerous... Thank you, Luffy." Kuina was also frightened and broke out in a cold sweat.

"This grindstone of yours..."

Luffy helped Kuina stand up and looked at the heavy and black looking whetstone next to her.

Zoro hurried over, "Kuina, are you okay?"

"It's okay..." Kuina shook her head.

"This is my family's ancestral whetstone. I only use this whetstone when I need to maintain my famous sword. Since I rarely use it, I just put it here."

"Is this whetstone marinated?"

Luffy kicked the black square stone with his foot. It was very heavy.

There is no problem with the stairs, they are ordinary stairs, so could it be that there is something wrong with the whetstone?

As we all know, the famous swords of pirates are very powerful and have various characteristics. The black sword is even more powerful. Even if you have an arm strength of more than 70 or 80 tons, you will still feel the blade is heavy when you pick up a black sword.

Then, this ancestral whetstone should also be marinated with the flavor of the famous sword.

Maybe some extraordinary properties will emerge.

"Hey, you three little brats, what are you doing here?"

The skinny old man, Shimotsuki Kozaburo, was carrying a fishing rod and yelling at the three children.

"You have been going to bed later and later recently. If you go to bed too late, you won't grow taller." He swept his eyes across the three people and finally stopped at the whetstone that fell to the ground.

His face darkened, "Who gave you permission to take this whetstone?"

"What an idiotic move, Kuina! Didn't your father tell you that this is an ancestral whetstone that can only be used to maintain famous swords?"

He stared at his granddaughter.

"I want to use it to maintain the Wado Ichimonji..." Kuina said while holding the Wado Ichimonji.

"How stupid! You are not strong enough to use this grindstone."

He said.

"You all know that famous swords have different levels, right? The same is true for whetstones. Our Shimotsuki family is a family of swordsmen and swordsmiths, and has produced countless precious swords. The last time I used this whetstone was when I used it on Yan Mo."

"So this whetstone has been infected with the sharpness of countless precious swords. It's just like a demon sword. The weak are not worthy of touching it!"

Shimotsuki Kozaburou picked up the whetstone and put it back on the top of the attic.

"Don't you see that the whetstone is placed so high? You can tell at a glance that it's not for children!"

"You'll die!"

"Go back to sleep!" The old man looked at the three little ghosts, raised the fishing rod high, hovered it for a while, then found the target and whipped Zoro on the butt.

He hit Zoro so hard that he jumped up.

The three little ghosts ran out of the utility room in a hurry.

The case was solved. It wasn’t the Supreme Grand Staircase, but the Supreme Black Whetstone!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 91 Why not ask the magical Garp?

"Damn it! Why am I the only one who got whipped?"

Zoro was lying on his bed in the dormitory, hissing.

He quietly took off his pants and saw a red whip mark, feeling very aggrieved.

Everyone entered the small attic together, and he was the last one to walk in, but he was the only one who got beaten.

"How pitiful, Zoro."

Luffy took off his shirt, sat on the bed and played with Den Den Mushi. He touched its tentacles with his hands and felt a sense of satisfaction when he saw the lazy Den Den Mushi tentacles suddenly retract into their shells.

The only thing he thought of about snails was the dish of baked snails, and he also darkly wondered whether giant snails like Den Den Mushi would taste good.

But no one had the idea of ​​eating the Den Den Mushi snail, so he had to regretfully give up the idea.

Den Den Mushi are quite expensive. The expensiveness does not lie in the price, but in the series of maintenance required in the future, which is similar to the cost of telephone bills.

After all, snails are also living creatures, they need to eat, and they can get sick.

The Navy's Den Den Mushi snail is relatively excellent and is a high-quality Den Den Mushi snail. There is no problem even if Luffy raises it casually.

The case of Kuina's death has been resolved, and the next step is to complete the side quest of forging a famous sword.

There's also some lore about swordplay that needs to be addressed.

Think about it, why didn't Shimotsuki Kozaburo teach the art of forging?

According to him, it would be troublesome if the news of forging a famous sword spread. There would be a steady stream of enemies paying attention to this island. Also, because of their past as pirates, the navy was something they needed to avoid.

Luffy stared at the snail in front of him.

If I can solve these problems, and then go find Shimotsuki Kozaburo, will he be able to make a sword for me?

As Luffy watched, he wanted to eat snails.

He was introduced to snails by the famous foreign restaurant Shaxian Saizeriya.

Cheap food and unlimited drinks are like heaven to poor students. And because there is air conditioning, it is a very good choice to go in and order a drink to escape the heat in the summer.

Luffy thinks this thing is better and cheaper than Shaxian. Shaxian snacks are still too expensive, and there are no unlimited refills for drinks. Besides, Salia doesn't need to worry about adding ingredients. He has no chopping board or kitchen knife, and the only kitchen utensils are an oven and a microwave. These are purely pre-prepared dishes, and he feels quite at ease eating them.

At Saizeriya, out of curiosity, he tried the snail dish once, and from then on he began to care about the health of every snail, sincerely hoping that they could reach the kitchen alive and be served on the table.

Gu... I can’t think about it anymore. I can’t have really eaten a Den Den Mushi.

This is a good tool insect for humans.

Luffy called his grandfather Garp.

There are so many questions, why not ask the current version of God of War?

He is the man who has been chasing Roger on the sea.

Bolubolu...

A naval ship sailed straight through the doldrums and arrived in the East China Sea.

At the bow, a naval officer with gray hair was casually playing with a black cannonball in his hand.

The soldiers looked at their commander with reverence.

He is the hero of the navy, the strong man who suppressed an entire era. Under the World Government's unremitting propaganda, every move of Garp is filled with sacred glory.

And his strength was enough to impress the soldiers.

The strongest god of war in the current version, following Garp, the casualty rate is basically zero.

Who wouldn't love such a god of war?

Bolubolu...

The voice of Den Den Mushi rang out in Garp's arms.

He lazily fumbled for the Den Den Mushi and threw the cannonball in his hand underwater.

The shell hit the water, dyeing the sea red.

A ferocious sea monster slowly emerged from the sea.

"As expected of Vice Admiral Garp, he can easily spot a Sea King even at night!"

"The sea king was killed so easily!"

The soldiers celebrated.

Garp pinched his nose and looked at the childish smile gradually forming on the Den Den Mushi:

"Hey! Luffy, why are you still awake? Did that bastard Shanks abuse you? He imprisoned you, didn't he? Did he find out that you were using Den Den Mushi to contact me..."

Garp's huge voice came out from the Den Den Mushi.

Luffy pulled away from the call and listened to Garp's rant.

"Grandpa, calm down..." Luffy said.

"Is it your grandson calling?" Karp's adjutant smiled gently and sat next to Karp.

The man, who was as strong as a bear, showed an exaggerated smile on his face, "Yes, my grandson called me!"

His smile didn't last for more than a few seconds before he could no longer hold it back.

Because on the other side of Den Den Mushi, his grandson was talking endlessly about how good the pirates were to him.

"Grandpa, there are many delicious foods on Shanks' ship, including giant fish from the deep sea and lamb bone sticks taller than a person. They are really delicious..."

The adjutant looked awkwardly at the Den Den Mushi in Garp's hand and Garp's dark face.

"Don't eat it, pirates' food is poisonous, they are tempting you, Luffy! Marines can't eat pirates' food!"

"I'm not a marine..."

Luffy muttered very loudly.

"Luffy, is that your grandfather over there?" Zoro listened curiously.

"Yes, my grandfather, the Vice Admiral of the Navy." Luffy replied.

"Vice Admiral, you are awesome!"

Zoro exclaimed, Vice Admiral of the Navy is a very high rank, and the quality of the current version of Vice Admiral of the Navy is very high.