I'm doing crazy things in Beng3

I'm doing crazy things in Honkai Impact 3rd Author: Cheese Toast

Summary:

"Mr. Xukong Wanzang, as a good friend of Bishop Otto for many years, you will fight with him to the end, right?"

Lin Wei mysteriously stuffed a small note into Xu Kong Wan Zang's small box and said, "Keep it safe and don't lose it. When Otto rushes to the tree, you quietly put it on Otto. He won't be able to find it in the chaos of the day."

"You ask what's written on it? It's just some tips on how to save Yae Sakura. I tried it and it works. Kallen will be very happy to see it."

"Hey, I'm such a good person..." Lin Wei, who did good deeds every day, left with satisfaction.

This is a boring time-travel story about an ordinary fun-loving person who is doing ordinary things in the collapsed world.

Chapter One: Travelers never lie flat!

"I've put up with you for a long time," the drill-headed loli with the ID "Metal Gear Solid Bulangya" sent a message to the opponent after a game was over. "You use cheats in every game. You have lost the backbone that a gamer should have!"

"I've been putting up with you for a long time!" The other party replied quickly. "I used more than a dozen cheats but still couldn't beat you. Why don't you reflect on your problems!!!"

?（? ? ?）?

Bronya was very unhappy.

Ever since this guy matched with me through nearby people more than half a month ago, probably because he was beaten too badly, he started to look for me to play solo every day. After losing for several days in a row, he started to cheat blatantly. Every time he lost a game, the cheats he used in the next meeting became more excessive. Even after his account was banned by the system for more than a dozen times, he still did not give up and changed his ID to continue cheating.

Humph, the way this loser whimpers is exactly like that of the stupid Kiana. But will Bronya be afraid? No, Brave Duck is not afraid of challenges, and Bronya will never give in in the field of gaming!

Bronya firmly believes that with her strong gaming skills, she is able to defeat any challenger who dares to offend her.

"In every game, I will help you block the anti-cheating detection, and then defeat you with my strength, so that you will lose sincerely."

Can reinstalling the little rabbit be considered a cheat?

"Bronya, it's time for dinner." The door of the room was knocked politely and then gently pushed open, and a gentle call was heard.

Bronya responded obediently, then quickly typed a reply, "I don't have time today, let's fight tomorrow."

Then he turned off the computer, jumped off the chair, and walked out the door leisurely.

"Huh, finally took the bait."

The young man on the other side of the network cable let out a long sigh and threw aside the controller that was almost smoking in his hand. Then Ge You slumped down in the chair and stretched hard, his already stiff joints crackling.

Playing games with a quantum supercomputer is really torturous.

Hold on a little longer, it’s not time to lift the rod yet.

Lin Wei encouraged himself frantically, thinking, "Jiang Taigong fishes and those who are willing will take the bait. It will be soon, he will get through it soon."

It’s too difficult, I can’t stand it, but I will dare to do it next time.

Life is not easy, Lin Wei sighed

There's no way around it. We're forced into it. Life is not easy for time travelers either.

Lin Wei is a disgraceful time traveler.

The reason why it was embarrassing was that he had already confirmed that he did not have a golden finger.

Isn’t it embarrassing enough that as a time traveler, I don’t have a golden finger?

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

It has been three months since Lin Wei traveled through time.

On the first day of the time travel, Lin Wei tried to call upon the legendary system necessary for time travel in various postures on the bed, but to no avail.

Then he looked affectionately at every figurine, mobile phone, key chain, table, chair, bench, bed sheet, quilt and other objects around him, believing that there must be a sleeping beautiful girl hidden in one of the seemingly inconspicuous little things waiting for him to wake her up, and then she will bring him beautiful blessings, but to no avail.

Then, without giving up, he dripped a drop of blood on every thing he saw, waiting with great anticipation for his destined artifact to shine brightly and take him directly to the pinnacle of his life.

Confirmed, no hang.

In the end, even the zipper of his pants was stained red. Lin Wei, who had lost too much blood, finally raised a trembling middle finger to the ceiling in the last second before fainting.

After Lin Wei, who was dizzy and tinnitus-filled, woke up and looked at the unfamiliar ceiling to confirm that he really traveled through time and it was not a dream, he encouraged himself.

"The room environment is modern and there is toilet paper in the bathroom, full marks!"

Urban literature is not a big problem, it's just about being self-reliant.

Brave travelers will never lie down!

Well, let’s take a look at the changes in the timeline and world line before making any plans.

(?︵?)

I took my phone from the pillow and opened it. The first thing I saw was the current address - "Changkong City".

My eyes went dark immediately.

It’s okay, don’t panic, it’s not a big deal, it’s probably just a coincidence, let’s play a game to calm down.

I calmly walked to the computer and gently shook the mouse. The computer screen lit up and a game was placed on the desktop - "Honkai Impact 3rd".

Everything went dark again.

Don't panic, it's not a big deal. The game has already ended, and the bugs have moved to their new home a long time ago. In the current timeline, maybe Alahato has already died.

Look at that duck, so miserable hahahaha.

o (╥﹏╥) o

As I was daydreaming, I couldn’t help but glance to the right. January 2014, 1

There was a blackness in front of my eyes.

What an auspicious day! We bid farewell to the old and usher in the new. We should pay attention to our manners during the New Year’s Eve! Next year will surely be a peaceful and good year, right?

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

It's okay, stay calm, don't panic, it's not a big problem. The traverser who is given a great mission by heaven must be gifted, have a unique bone structure, possess boundless power, and be extremely powerful.

Lin Wei strengthened his will, moved his body carefully, felt the surging vitality in his body, felt his whole body was filled with strength, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and felt the blood flowing and the power roaring!

Right now, concentrate your Qi into your Dantian, twist your hips, and punch!

"Ah!!!!" The wall was fine, but Lin Wei almost died on the spot from the pain from his nearly broken fist.

It’s confirmed, it’s useless for ordinary people.

To summarize the information: Lin Wei, male, time traveler, 20 years old, traveled to Changkong City in the collapsed world, ordinary male, no cheat code.

The system evaluation will not survive the first episode.

Wait for death, there is no hope, goodbye.

Lin Wei raised his middle finger again angrily.

I’m already dressed, but I, Lin Wei, a time traveler, will never lie down!

Go downstairs, take a taxi, and go to Qianyu Academy.

Let me change my pants first.

I remember that before traveling through time, Lin Wei once summarized a "Survival Code for the Collapse World", the most important one of which was to determine the world line you were in. Now is the time to put it into practice.

The first step is to determine whether Qianyu Academy is located in the city center or independent.

Lin Wei sat in the passenger seat, staring out the window, fearing that the taxi driver would hum a little tune and drive the car to the seaside along the coastal highway and then onto the cross-sea bridge...

This kind of thing was too terrible. Lin Wei's heart, which had just experienced a lot of ups and downs, could not bear so much stimulation.

Fortunately, the navigation displayed a direction that was always heading towards the city center. Lin Wei breathed a sigh of relief. At least he didn't have to consider slitting his throat or jumping into the sea on the spot.

Although the mobile phone navigation can check the location, if you don’t confirm such a matter of life and death, you will probably have nightmares when you sleep at night.

The car drove past a huge and magnificent city wall, the legendary Changkong Wall, which was really spectacular.

They walked a long way forward and then stopped steadily beside a spacious but simple school gate. There was no extra decoration, only four large golden characters "Qianyu Academy" engraved on the gate pillars. The iron gate was tightly closed. The old man in the gatehouse heard the noise and looked up to confirm that there was no need to open the door, then lowered his head and played his own game.

Lin Wei confirmed the answer and did not get off the car, but returned the same way.

I skipped the second step and asked the driver, and he said that students were on holiday for the New Year.

Tsk, it’s a Chinese game. Not to mention the Far East, even Europeans have to make dumplings during the Chinese New Year.

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"Lin's Collapse World Survival Code" (Note: Only the main world lines are included, and the activity world lines with lower survival pressure are not included.)

Step 1: Confirm which world line you are in. Please drive to Qianyu Academy as soon as possible. This is very important and affects the next route selection.

If Qianyu Academy is independent of Changkong City and has become its own school city on an island and is connected to Changkong City via a cross-sea bridge, please click to expand "Collapse Second Line" to start the second step;

If there is a Sky Wall dividing the entire city, and Qianyu Academy is located in the city center, please click to expand the "Collapse Line" to start the second step.

【Collapse of the second line】

Step 2: Please immediately confirm whether there is a strange girl with purple hair, speaking in a mysterious way and wearing strange clothes among the first-year students, or immediately go to the rooftop that is most likely to be struck by lightning as quickly as possible.

If there are no girls who meet the requirements or there are only two people on the rooftop, it is recommended to commit suicide on the spot. You don't need to proceed to the third step.

If it is confirmed that there is a girl among the freshmen who meets the requirements and her name is Penglai Temple Jiuxiao, or there are three people on the rooftop and the one who reaches out to pull someone is not the white-haired girl, please proceed to the third step;

Step 3: Escape from Changkong City immediately, and remember to stay away from the protagonist group, the farther the better.

【Click to collapse】

【Collapse of three lines】

Step 2: Immediately ask the students on campus whether the new white-haired transfer student is a boy or a girl, and then start step 3;

Step 3: If you confirm that he is a white-haired boy and is good at playing basketball, immediately flee Changkong City at all costs and sign up to join the Fire Chaser.

You don't have to become a fusion warrior, but you must find a way to join Mobius Labs.

According to investigation, the survival rate of Mobius Laboratory is relatively high, and it is the only department where ordinary people other than fusion warriors survive to the new era.

(Note: Please remember to hide your shortcomings while you are in Mobius Lab. You can be late or leave early as long as you are not fired. Do not try to be smart and show off your unique talents or extraordinary value, so as not to be targeted by unspeakable people and become a pitiful experimental subject);

If you confirm that the transfer student is a white-haired girl and does not look very smart, congratulations, please maintain a relatively close relationship with them and try to escape from Changkong City together, so that you will be well accommodated and properly taken care of.

The passionate and kingly story that follows has nothing to do with you.

【Click to collapse】

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Lin Wei recalled the so-called "survival rules" that he had jokingly made. Although he got stuck at the second step, it doesn't matter, I still have a way.

He took out his phone, typed "ME Club" into the search bar and clicked the search button. The company's homepage, recruitment information, and various news reports were all there. Lin Wei was too lazy to click on them, as long as he could confirm the world line.

I closed my eyes and carefully recalled the plot of the game. It has been so long that I can't remember it clearly. I can only think of the general outline. I carefully recalled and pondered everything I could remember. This is a matter of life and death, so I have to be cautious.

After a long time, Lin Wei let out a breath and decided to give up the original plan.

In the new semester after the New Year, Kiana should be transferring to Senba Academy, and Raiden Mei will soon experience a major family change. It seems that if she waits for the right opportunity to intervene, she will be able to immediately gain the friendship of the two protagonists. She may even be able to be treated as a protagonist and reach the peak of her life.

(?﹃?)

I'll give you a slap. You're dreaming!

Do you think these two people are really that simple?

Not to mention Mei Raiden, she is surrounded by conspiracy and is about to reach the critical moment of legalization, which is when she is receiving the most attention.

Do you believe that anyone within a hundred meters of her is an anti-entropy person?

Kiana, tsk tsk tsk, do you really think that an experimental subject without legal identity, a foreigner of unknown origin, a homeless wanderer who has never been to school can easily "transfer" to a top prestigious school like Senyu Academy?

So wake up, if a helpless time traveler rashly steps into this vortex, he will probably make friends happily during the day, but commit suicide by shooting himself eight times in the back at home that night.

Do you really think it's that easy to get into the protagonist group?

The car stopped, I paid, got out and went home.

To survive in this world, we have to find other ways.

Chapter 2: I, the time traveler, lie down~

Lin Wei, who has already determined the world line and timeline he is in, decides to flee Changkong City immediately.