I, Viego, conquer Terra!
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Didn’t I say before that I would ask W to let me suck all day long?
Viego looked at the grenade launcher on W's back, and then looked at W's clenched fist.
He had no doubt that W's tolerance had reached its limit. If he dared to say it, she would definitely put a knife or a gun to his head...
——Viego was talking about another head besides the one above.
Forget it, I won’t ask her to do this now as we are in a hurry... I will let her suck it when we are safe!
Well... now I can suck her without touching her. After rushing around W for a whole day, it counts as sucking her for a whole day, right?
Viego successfully convinced himself and gave up the dangerous idea.
The journey was uneventful afterwards. Although corpses, some fresh and some stale, could be seen everywhere on the road, with W leading the way, they successfully avoided everyone and left the woods into the open wilderness.
Night fell again, and W and Viego stopped in the wilderness.
W lights a bonfire, opens two food cans and places them next to the bonfire.
"Why open two?" asked Viego.
W looked at him like a fool: "You don't want to eat?"
"I can't taste it even if I eat it." Viego said, and looked at W's legs again. "But if I can touch your legs, maybe I can restore my sense of taste... But I have to say, don't get me wrong, I'm not obsessed with legs."
Viego used dirty talk to hide his worries - he was worried that he would never be able to taste food again.
It's not that important, but if it's not important, without taste, I feel like I'm missing a part of the sense of being human, and it's less fun.
What's more, what Viego lost was not only his sense of taste, but also many things that a "living person" should have, including appetite, sleepiness, and perhaps even [beep——] desire.
Viego's body should be considered "dead", but it was transformed by the Curse of Ruin and became a living dead on the border between life and death.
It is actually quite normal for such a body to not be able to taste anything and not have those worldly desires.
But living like this always feels a bit unpleasant.
As expected, humans are greedy creatures who will push for more. Viego sighed, feeling that he had turned into a sentimental philosopher tonight.
However, all hope is not lost.
Viego remembered that in the video CG of the Ruined King released by Riot in his previous life, there was a scene where the Ruined King's skin color changed from gray to flesh-colored.
Perhaps, as long as the Curse of Ruin in his body becomes strong enough, he will be able to regain his sense of taste and other desires?
W sneered: "Haha."
“Eat it even if it doesn’t taste good.” She said, “It tastes good when you eat too much. Many people want to eat but can’t, so they starve to death.”
W raised his head and looked at the night sky above his head.
Viego looked over but saw nothing.
The sky was pitch black, the starry sky was covered by dark clouds, and there was nothing.
Viego asked, "What are you looking at?"
"Nothing." W lowered his head, looked back at the campfire, and glanced at Viego. "Just a dog who likes black stockings and legs."
"I feel like you're scolding me, but I have no evidence."
"You still owe me three hundred thousand, Viego." W said, "I can scold you if I want to, but what can you do to me with the evidence? You pervert."
Viego refuted seriously: "Leg control is not a perversion! Besides, I am not a leg control, and I don't like black stockings!"
"Then you are a pervert who likes to be stepped on by others. You are a pervert no matter how you put it."
"W, even though you are my creditor, I still want to say that I firmly deny your opinion and evaluation of me. You are insulting my personality!"
"Whatever you say, I won't listen." W used two sticks to pick up the cans next to the campfire, one in front of himself and one in front of Viego: "This can better be used to block your mouth."
She glanced at the white-haired man who was staring at the can in silence, and threw the iron spoon that came with the can into his hand.
"Eat it. Food is a precious gift in the wilderness. You have to eat it even if you can't taste it."
"What if I can't poop after eating it, and the food rots in my stomach?"
"...did you have to tell me this while we were eating?"
Chapter 9 I love watching women fight!
In the end, both cans ended up in W's stomach.
Because Viego felt that he had no appetite, this might mean that his internal organs had stopped functioning. If he put food into his stomach, there was a high probability that he would not be able to digest it or defecate it.
If the food were to rot inside my body and emit a foul odor... then my life in the other world would probably be over.
Don't do that kind of thing! !
The night in the wilderness is very boring, dull, but there are hidden murderous intentions everywhere.
But fortunately, Viego didn't need to sleep and could be on guard all night - let alone sleepiness, he didn't even feel the slightest bit of tiredness.
He could only feel the loneliness and boredom in his heart.
W had already closed his eyes and fell asleep. No one argued. Viego looked up at the sky, then down at the ground, and even counted the weeds at his feet.
There was really nothing else to see, so he reluctantly turned his gaze to W and began to count the number of hairs on this woman's head.
W This crazy woman looks like a normal person when she closes her eyes.
At least if a stranger came here at this time, he would never have thought that this woman might jump up and stuff a bomb into someone's mouth in the next second.
W opened his eyes impatiently. "Viego, can you please stop looking at me and let me have a good rest? If you don't sleep, I will have to sleep too!"
"Sorry, W." Viego raised an eyebrow. "I didn't expect you to be so sensitive. You can't stand just being looked at by me."
W sneered and pulled out the dagger from the sheath on his leg:
"Viego, is there something you don't want anymore?"
"What?" Viego was stunned, watching W holding the dagger and stabbing at his lower back, and quickly stood up and dodged. "W, crazy woman! How dare you stab me? What if I get hurt!"
"Anyway, I won't be the one who's impotent then." W just warned Viego. She took back the dagger and closed her eyes again.
"If you dare look at me again, I'm going to dig your stupid eyes out!"
"Okay, W." Viego followed suit and added, "Although I'm not looking at you, I'm just counting your hair."
......
Then, the night passed peacefully.
At the moment when the first ray of sunlight appeared in the vast wilderness and illuminated the land a little, W opened his eyes in time.
She sat up and looked at the weeds around her that had been pulled out of the ground and were neatly arranged on the ground. She looked at Viego with an indescribable look.
"Viego, are you so idle that you've become an idiot?"
"Yeah." Viego replied, "It must be because you haven't washed your hair or taken a bath for too long, so I have absorbed too much salt, W."
W sneered as he packed his bag: "You mean, it's my fault that you turned into an idiot?"
Viego shook his head and sighed, staring at W with concern: "Only idiots can infect others to become idiots, W, maybe you don't know it, but you are the source of all this."
W put on his backpack and took a look. "You should be thankful that I'm not grumpy when I wake up, Viego."
"Should I thank you for not blowing me to pieces, Miss W?"
"What the hell is that?" W rubbed the hairs on his arms in disgust. "Don't let me hear that name from you again, or I'll tear your mouth apart!"
"Okay, W." Viego shrugged: "You are the creditor, you have the final say."
After a while, W was still standing there, showing no intention of leaving.
Viego's eyes gradually became confused.
"W, aren't we leaving?"
"Just follow me and don't ask so many questions." W stared at Viego unkindly.
"I'm in a bad mood when I wake up. If you dare to ask me any questions at this time again, I can't guarantee that the bomb in the bag will not appear in your mouth."
"You just said you weren't in a good mood when you woke up." Viego muttered, and seeing that W still had no intention of leaving, he simply squatted down on the spot and continued to pull out the weeds on the ground one by one.
W glanced at him, and the more he looked, the more he felt that Viego looked like the kind of idiot who squatted at the entrance of the village and spread cement [beep——].
But she changed her mind and felt that if she didn't let Viego find something to do, she would be overwhelmed by his endless questions, so she decided to ignore Viego.
So be it.
At least during this period of time, I won’t hear the word “why” anymore.
Thinking of this, W felt much better.
After waiting for a while, W seemed to realize something and looked towards the east, the direction of the sunrise.
A tall figure was walking towards me with his back to the rising sun.
"W, where are the people you brought?" There was a hint of vigilance in the strange and cold female voice.
"Oh? You mean those mercenaries who wanted to join us? Someone attacked us at night, and those people died. You can't blame me for that, right?"
There was a hint of indifference in W's smiling voice, giving people a sense of indifference to life.
Viego, who was squatting on the ground, raised his head and suddenly felt like he was being watched.
He stood up and stood next to W. He looked at W who suddenly laughed, and then looked at the black-haired female mercenary in front of him who was looking at him.
"Who is this?" the woman with a cold expression asked. The vigilance in Viego's eyes slowly turned into confusion and surprise in the next second.
She looked at the weeds neatly arranged by Viego on the ground, then looked at W. Her cold expression became a little complicated. "W, why did you pick up a fool...?"
The cold-hearted woman named Ines tried to use her Originium skills to look into the heart of the white-haired man in front of her, but was surprised to find that all she got back from her Originium skills was nothingness.
There was surprise on her face, but she became more alert in her heart.
"?" W was silent for a moment. She actually felt that Viego's behavior was like that of a pure idiot [beep——], but her feeling did not mean that Ines could call Viego a fool like her.
So she smiled and said sarcastically, raising her eyebrows nonchalantly:
"This is the first time I know that Captain Ines has so many things to worry about. Why don't you come and help me scrub my body while I take a bath tonight, so that I don't accidentally hurt myself?"
"?" Viego frowned and looked at Ines unhappily:
"Miss, I'm warning you, don't think you can scold people just because you have long legs!"
W glanced at Viego beside him, and cursed Viego a hundred times in his heart, calling him a pervert who was obsessed with legs.
So you saw this woman's long legs, didn't you?
If you have a clear mind... then it proves that your Originium skills are not really effective, but you are misled, or blocked by some kind of power...
Inès's alertness reached its highest point. She looked at W, and her hand hanging by her side had already grasped the spiral dagger at her waist.
"W, give me a reasonable explanation."
"Didn't I already give it to you?" W did not back down and pulled out the dagger from his leg. With a dangerous smile on his face, he spoke word by word:
"Who I take with me is none of your business."
Chapter 10: Being fought over by two women is not a good thing
Viego looked at W beside him, then looked at Ines standing opposite him, feeling somewhat confused.
Why did the atmosphere suddenly become so tense?
I shouldn't be so charming that a crazy woman like W, who might not even have the concept of love between men and women, and this tall and cold woman whom I met for the first time would fight over me, right?
Viego shuddered and thought that he'd better not become the ordinary man below.
——Otherwise, it would be easy for the woman next to him to chop off his head, and he would never be able to be a normal man again.
Viego thought for a moment and felt that it would be better for him not to get involved in the war between the two women.
So he quietly took a step to the side, trying to retreat to a safe distance to watch the fight without alerting the two women in front of him who looked like they would start fighting at any second.
I haven't seen women from another world fighting, so I wonder if they also use the three main moves of pulling hair, tearing faces, and grabbing clothes.
Viego's eyes fell on Ines's thighs, which were wrapped in over-the-knee boots and were so white that they were dazzling, and his brows frowned slightly.
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