"It was okay this time. We were all family at the time, so we just laughed it off."

"If I do this in front of outsiders, won't I be killed in public? I might even die for real!"

Jiang Yifei's back looks very sad.

"Crack!"

The monkey ate a melon, calm and composed, acting as a loyal listener.

"What do you think I should do?" Jiang Yifei asked worriedly.

After hearing this, the Holy Prince was confused.

How should he answer?

He couldn't answer either.

The monkey only has the stick in his mind, and his brain circuits are completely different from those of a sea king like Jiang Yifei.

The Holy Prince scratched his head, recalling what he had seen and heard on Mount Xumi some time ago, and put his hands together in a pretentious gesture, "Why not put it down?"

He's talking nonsense.

"The bond between us in this earthly world has ended. See you on the road to becoming an immortal."

The Holy Prince imitated his uncle, Fighting Buddha, who whispered softly as he sat alone in front of the green lamp, and he did it very well.

"Red Dust..."

Jiang Yifei understood.

"Yes... the mortal world..."

His eyes gradually brightened, revealing a light that the Holy Prince could not understand, and it made him shudder suddenly, as if he was facing the ultimate distortion that was unbearable to look at and indescribable.

"Philanthropy is a big problem...If I continue on this path, I will capsize sooner or later."

"But, I fall in love with every girl I meet, and it's all brand new true love... Is there a problem? No problem."

Jiang Yifei said to himself, "Even if we are married, if we want to separate again, we just need to divide the property and cut off the cause and effect... Even if the heaven and earth are connected, what can we do?"

He suddenly smiled, picked up a mandala flower on the table beside him, and said, "I will become a Buddha."

"Don't do that!" The Holy Prince jumped up in anger, wishing he could take back his words.

He didn't know what kind of nonsense Jiang Yifei had learned from his words, but Monkey understood that if Jiang Yifei converted to Buddhism, he, as the culprit who caused all this to happen, would definitely be driven crazy by the Jiang family and killed at all costs!

"Buddhism is not a good place!"

The Holy Prince persuaded earnestly, "I went to that damn place once and I don't want to go there a second time."

"The mental power there is too strong, filled with a terrifying power of salvation!"

"Sometimes I wonder if my uncle has been plotted against by the Buddhist sect!" Monkey said this with his eyes wide open, filled with a hint of anger. "I asked him to come down the mountain and settle accounts with the traitors who overturned the order established by my father, but he refused!"

"The waters of Buddhism are too deep!"

"Don't step in easily!"

The Holy Prince looked very serious.

Jiang Yifei was the first person he met after he smuggled from the ancient times to this post-ancient era, and he was also his first friend.

He didn't want this friend to lose his true self in a muddle.

“I will enter the Buddhahood.”

Jiang Yifei still said so.

The Holy Prince frowned, "Which Buddha do you want to enter? I'll tear it down!"

"Joyful Zen, Buddha who brings children." Jiang Yifei's tone was calm, but it distorted the whole style of the painting.

The monkey opened his mouth wide and suddenly felt how naive he was.

Chapter 46 Shock! ...

The Holy Prince remained silent and took out his anger on the fruit plate, swearing to bankrupt the Jiang family today.

His feelings were hurt, and his friend with an extremely high IQ made him feel tired.

He was worried before, wondering if Jiang Yifei had been contemplating the Buddhist scriptures during this period and had been influenced by them, and had the idea of ​​converting to Buddhism.

But now it seems...

If such a person were given to Buddhism, Buddhism would probably not be able to bear it!

"Buddhism does not have the Zen of Joy, nor does it have the Buddha who sends children."

After thinking about it, Monkey said this, advising Jiang Yifei to give up the idea.

"Who said that?"

"I do not believe!"

Jiang Yifei put down the mandala flower in his hand and said confidently, "Do you know Miaoyu Temple?"

"What, you don't know?"

"Young monkey, you are not still a virgin, are you?"

He looked down at the shaking monkey with an inexplicable tone and strange eyes, and made a "tsk" sound.

"Shh!"

The Holy Prince's face turned red all of a sudden, he was so angry!

"Creak, creak, creak!"

He gnashed his teeth, stared at Jiang Yifei fiercely, and took out a stick with a swish, looking unfriendly, "Mr. Jiang, can you say it again?"

When it comes to the art of making people angry, it is obvious that Jiang Yifei is well versed in this and he provoked the monkey in no time.

However, he took a look at the monkey's cultivation level and felt that he was at least a powerful being. He was much stronger than when he was cut out of the stone - most likely he had secretly learned lessons from the Fighting Buddha.

Jiang Yifei looked at his cultivation level of the third level of the Four Extremes Secret Realm again, and decided to follow the instructions of his heart and stop teasing the bachelor monkey.

"Alas, this is the trouble of being a modern person."

The young man thought with sadness in his heart.

'If I want, all the girls in the Jiang family who want to borrow my sperm can line up at the Jiang family gate, and every night is different... Forget it, I won't stimulate the single monkeys.'

He was not serious in his heart, but he looked serious on the surface. "Miaoyu Temple is one of the ten most romantic places in the Holy City of the Northern Territory..."

Jiang Yifei explained for the Holy Prince and told him some low-class things.

He described the story vividly, occasionally sprinkling in some erotic texts, and vividly told the young monkey about the wonderful story of the reproduction and creation of yin and yang - three thousand words omitted here.

Jiang Yifei enlightened the Holy Prince and completed his missing education.

How could the young monkey know about this kind of situation?

After all, how old was he when he was sealed in the Divine Source?

Three years old!

He lost his father when he was three years old, and suffered a great change. He sneaked through time and fell asleep in the source.

Even if he woke up later and practiced in the source, where was he then?

In the stone archway of Yaoguang Holy Land!

Even if you can understand all kinds of information from the outside world through the stone, you can only hear a bunch of old gamblers talking nonsense.

Don’t underestimate them because they are gamblers. In fact, they are still high-ranking figures in the major holy places. Without some spare money, who would dare to go to the stone shop?

The gambling stone industry has developed into a high-end senior citizen club today.

Most of the older monks care about their reputation. Why would they talk about pornographic articles and embarrass themselves in public?

When he was cut out by Jiang Yifei, he embarked on the journey of looking for his relatives again. He had no time to be distracted along the way, just to find his uncle.

Monkeys lack sex education.

Here, he was taught literacy by Jiang Yifei, and a pornographic picture album was placed on the table.

Jiang Yifei pointed and talked. The Holy Prince had a cold expression and looked very serious, but the look in the corner of his eyes betrayed his inner curiosity.

Don't ask where the album came from.

It can only be said that the life of the people of the ancient Beidou star is rich and colorful.

As long as there is a demand, someone will create it.

In Jiang Yifei's previous life, didn't he also have "Jin Ping Mei" and a number of erotic pictures?

The monks hold power, and power is productivity... Although there are fights and killings from time to time, some spiritual civilizations are unexpectedly developed.

The spell that leaves a shadow is fine, but the illusion... is the eternal god!

It is more dreamy than a wet dream, and makes people feel as if they are in the scene. The virtual reality feeling is maximized, which is worthy of a thumbs up.

The fairies of Yao Chi expressed infinite anger on this point.

There are always people who borrow their faces, use head-changing technology, and then create "art" in the form of illusion, which is secretly circulated among high-level officials in many holy places, and each masterpiece can be sold at a good price.

——Who didn’t have a goddess that they couldn’t get in the past?

The world only knows that there is a killer dynasty in the ancient Beidou star, which dominates the darkest industry.

But few people know that the yellow group also had a similar organization.

It was just destroyed from time to time by the Yao Chi Holy Land.

Yao Chi is located in the vast land of East Wilderness and holds the Peach Festival every once in a while. Many holy places give them face and whenever there is a major event, it is mediated by Yao Chi... Is this really a place that is only supported by the imperial soldiers?

Do not!

And blood!

It was a reputation that was earned through killing. Countless "editors" of gossip were defeated, and the painting industry suffered the most brutal massacre!

However, it is difficult to uproot the grass, as it will grow again when the spring breeze blows.

There are things like romance and pornography in the open, so how can we eradicate the pornography in the dark?

The resurgence of evil has become the norm.

At this moment, Jiang Yifei took out this kind of "teaching material" and taught a lesson to the young and embarrassed monkey.

"Miaoyuan provides high-end services. As long as the source gives enough, uniform temptation is not impossible."

Jiang Yifei muttered, "Wearing a white veil, she is a saint, a fairy. Wearing monk's robes and shaving off the hair of troubles, she is a nun... They understand too well!"

“Besides, they are worth the price of their services.”

"After changing clothes, not only does she look like her, she actually has that kind of charm!" Jiang Yifei touched his chin, "One of my uncles, the kind who is always frivolous, is obsessed with Miaoyu Temple. We had in-depth communication and understanding, and he got a lot of information out of her."

"The cultivation of this lineage was initially based on the ancient Taoist dual cultivation technique; but a thousand years ago, they obtained another mental method, which is said to be a secret Buddhist scripture from the Western Desert, which is very suitable for their environment."

"Now, they have practiced both Buddhism and Taoism, and have reached a magical state, so they can provide such services to customers."

"Taoist fairy, Buddhist goddess... hehe!"

Jiang Yifei gave the monkey a look that said "you know what I mean".

The monkey's mouth twitched, and he felt that he had learned a lot.

He suddenly grew up and became impure.

"So, the Buddhism in the Western Desert is not simple!" Jiang Yifei sighed, "There must be some Joy Zen."

"But, I understand."

"As for Buddhism, one thought is Buddha, one thought is devil."

"They establish their religion with the purpose of converting people, and are best at controlling people's minds... If the people they use have bad intentions, cannot control their hearts, cannot see beauty as bones, and cannot realize that color is emptiness and emptiness is color, then they will easily be seduced by the world, and it is normal for them to be greedy for money and lustful."

"The converted believers still allow them to have whatever they want."

"The entire Western Desert is under the control of Buddhism... How many demons in monk robes are hidden here? I dare not even think about it."

Jiang Yifei laughed.

The Holy Prince was silent.

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