The devil affectionately calls me a bad guy

The devil affectionately calls me a bad guy Author: Star Night Fall

Summary:

What should I do if I encounter a female ghost?

Don't ask, if you ask, just be a scumbag, pick her up, play with her, anyway you won't lose

What to do if you encounter a male ghost?

Don't ask, I just can't see it.

What should you do if you encounter a cactus spirit that returns a favor?

A real man is never afraid of a challenge

Chapter 1 When People Are Dirtier Than Ghosts

People often ask themselves why they live.

Li Lin never thought about this problem.

why?

Because of family reasons?

No, it’s just that sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference.

Looking at the pitch-black hand that suddenly appeared in front of him, Li Lin raised the pen and pressed it down without any hesitation.

There were no screams, no blood, and no accusations from the people around.

Who is alive and who is dead?

He often thought like this, and after thinking for a while, he gave up thinking.

because……

"Damn it, that asshole teacher, he actually said something like 'no scope'! I can also read the PPT!"

Li Lin grabbed the back of his head with his left hand and flipped through the textbook with his right hand. There was no note on it and it was as clean as new.

It’s time for the final exam!

By now……

Li Lin took out a stack of white paper half the size of his palm from his pencil case.

[You want to cheat?]

[This is not a good thing]

[Disgraceful]

Obviously, he was sitting close to the window and the weather was fine today, but he could not feel any warmth. The students at other tables frowned and rubbed their arms gently, wondering if the air conditioner was broken.

[You can see it, right?]

"What the hell."

Looking at the big mouths that were almost sticking to his face, Li Lin grinned and started taking notes.

Is there anything more satisfying in this world than cheating in front of a “teacher”?

Yes, but it feels good now.

It is often said that children have purer hearts, so they can see dirty things.

On his fifth birthday, he began to vaguely see those dirty things.

If I were to ask what the opportunity was...

If you think about it carefully, it was probably that an unreliable relative took the wrong phone when playing the blessing video, and accidentally played the treasured collection that he intended to use alone at night, which had a great impact on his young mind.

Since then, he has been able to see more and more dirty things.

Because I was very scared, I thought that once I became an adult, I would never see these things again.

result……

The heart becomes dirtier and dirtier, and the dirty things we see become clearer and clearer.

Now, he can no longer distinguish between humans and ghosts.

But there is also an advantage.

Li Lin gently turned the pen.

He made a lot of extra money.

As for the danger.

He is...

Li Lin typed notes slowly with a grimace that looked like it was about to swallow his head.

"If something happens to the library, others will have no place to study."

The ghost's expression froze, and he slowly "spit out" Li Lin's head, then staggered to look at other students who were studying.

Dirtier than a ghost.

Shen Mengxin gently clenched her right fist to cheer herself up, and her beautiful eyes looked at the neatly arranged tables and chairs in front of her, as well as the students who were studying with their heads down.

【Not here】

Shen Mengxin pursed her lips, took a step forward and climbed the spiral staircase. The students who had been lowering their heads all looked up and swallowed their saliva as they saw the white, beautiful legs that looked extremely slender because of the high heels and were exposed when her skirt swayed.

Three days ago, her roommate was away for something, so she received a package on his behalf.

It was a videotape that looked very old, and perhaps it was a problem with the sender, there were traces of blood on it. Out of curiosity and being a horror movie fan, she couldn't help but play the videotape.

The video was not very long, showing a dilapidated ancient temple, diffuse white fog, gray sky, and a dry well.

The content of the video was very monotonous, just a woman climbing out of a well. I don’t know if it was a problem with the videotape, but the screen would flash from time to time, making the woman’s movements intermittent.

After the last snow screen in the video, the woman's face filled the entire screen. It was an extremely strange smile.

However, due to the delicate length, and the fact that she has watched enough horror movies to understand the so-called routines, she did not have a reaction of "Wow, I'm scared to death", but wanted to complain, and a sense of the times came over her.

As a result, paranormal phenomena occurred.

First, the quilts in the dormitory flew everywhere, and then all the cups and plates were smashed everywhere in front of her like a party was being held.

Then when she looked in the mirror, she would occasionally see a woman with disheveled hair smiling at her from behind.

The most terrifying thing was probably when she was taking a shower. The moment she opened her eyes after washing her hair, she saw an upside-down face.

If it was an illusion, it happened too often.

Unable to seek help from the police, she could only give in to superstition. As a result, the Buddhist beads given by the master shattered the moment she held them. Then the master returned the money to her in a mysterious manner and ran away.

In two days, her roommate will be back.

Since science didn't work and superstition wasn't effective, she could only choose to seek help online, which was even less convincing.

God knows what kind of mood she was in when she wrote [What to do if you encounter a supernatural incident, waiting online, urgent].

But she knew that when she really got a reply and the person who could help her happened to be in her school, she felt very subtle and had a feeling of being well arranged.

Especially after asking around in her school communication group, her mood became even more delicate.

"found it."

Shen Mengxin looked up and saw that at a time when traveling in groups was common sense, the young man who occupied an entire table was extremely conspicuous.

There were no books or pencil cases on the empty seats around him to indicate that there were people there, but no one was willing to sit around him.

And now that it is close to the end of the semester, people come to the library to find a quiet and uplifting atmosphere to study. Even if they are strangers, they will smile at each other and not disturb each other's studies.

All the other tables were full of people, except this one, which only had one person.

She asked the reason, and her classmate gave her an answer that made her scalp tingle with a complex expression of disgust, fear, rejection and other mixed emotions.

"Excuse me……"

Shen Mengxin tied up her hair, walked to the side of the young man, and leaned her upper body forward slightly.

"Is there anyone here?"

At this time, he would say this.

The young man raised his head and looked at Shen Mengxin, his mouth slightly open.

[This place is full of people, don’t you see? ]

"Oh, beautiful lady, please sit down."

"Kacha——"

A crack appeared on Shen Mengxin's perfect expression.

Li Lin, a junior, has a very weak presence in the class and seems to have social phobia, because he occasionally looks at someone's back or shoulder with a creepy look, and sometimes even talks to the air, causing many people to be unwilling to get close to him. His roommate even said that Li Lin himself said that he can only talk to ghosts.

It is said that recently a beauty in a department lost a bet and had to approach Li Lin, but she was angered by Li Lin's words and left on the spot.

In addition, most of the comments about this expert online are that he is aloof, expressionless, and difficult to approach.

So she was mentally prepared to be treated in a rather harsh manner.

but……

What the hell is this frivolous attitude!?

For a moment, Li Lin's credibility in Shen Mengxin's mind dropped rapidly, but considering that she had already reached the point of seeking help from netizens, she had nothing to dislike.

"Thank you."

Shen Mengxin nodded with a stiff expression, put her bag on the table, gently moved the chair away, rolled up her skirt, leaned forward and sat next to Li Lin.

"What can I do for you?"

Li Lin glanced at Shen Mengxin and then lowered his head, continuing the work that he had just stopped because of Shen Mengxin.

"What are you doing?"

Shen Mengxin tilted her head slightly and glanced curiously at the piece of paper, which was only half the size of a palm and was being held down by Li Lin's left index finger. Li Lin was now writing something on the paper very seriously with a 0.3mm black pen. His serious expression was exactly the same as that of the masters who sculpted statues in TV shows who were immersed in their own world.

"Cheat sheets."

Shen Mengxin's body collapsed and she almost fell on the table.

Indeed, at this time of year, the only way to come to the library, apart from studying intensively, is to cheat.

Although it was normal, she still felt a strong sense of depression.

"How about you write it first? Cheat sheets and stuff like that are pretty important."

Shen Mengxin hesitated for a while and then tried cautiously.

"Ah, it's okay, I've already printed it," Li Lin waved his hand, "Just tell me your story first."

"Well, that's it."

Shen Mengxin coughed lightly, looked around and lowered her voice.

"Actually, I recently received a videotape. That thing is a bit weird. I heard that you are an expert in that area, so I wanted to ask you to help me solve it."

"Hmm? The cursed videotape?"

Li Lin was stunned, put down his pen, and looked Shen Mengxin up and down with a puzzled look on his face.

"I know it sounds unbelievable, but it's really true."

In order to prevent Li Lin from misunderstanding that she was coming to him because she lost a bet like the senior schoolmate before, Shen Mengxin quickly took out the cursed videotape and pushed it in front of Li Lin.

“It’s this videotape.”

"Why are you……"

Li Lin raised his brows slightly.

"Are you afraid of this kind of thing?"

"Hey, that can't be Senior Sister Shen Mengxin."