The devil affectionately calls me a bad guy

Li Lin lowered his voice, and his serious tone made Shen Mengxin start to calm down. Her experience of watching countless films made her understand what Li Lin meant in an instant.

It must be that male protagonist who can see ghosts who uses this ambiguous posture to make the people around him and the non-human guys not pay attention to what they are saying, and then the male protagonist who can see ghosts says this to her in a very mysterious and reliable tone.

do not move.

The people in this car are not human.

"You're going to make me feel something. It's not my fault if I go off the handle!"

A big cross appeared on Shen Mengxin's forehead, and her head tilted back and hit Li Lin's nose.

Chapter 12 Don't mind, I just treat you as a scumbag skill experience package

“Mmmmm…mmmm – it still hurts after all!”

Li Lin pinched his nose and tilted his head back, his expression somewhat distorted.

The moment Shen Mengxin's head hit him, he felt like his nose was broken.

"You said something weird! Sexual harassment! That was definitely sexual harassment!"

Shen Mengxin, who was walking in front, stopped, turned her head suddenly, and waved her fist at Li Lin angrily.

"It's terrible! It's really terrible! Go to hell, scumbag!"

Even if Li Lin flirted with her at that time, she wouldn't get so angry. Who knew that Li Lin would say, "Don't move, I will react and get angry!"

Scumbag! Absolutely scumbag!

Why would she date a guy like that!

"I'm just telling the truth."

After confirming that the nosebleed had stopped, Li Lin threw the blood-stained tissue into the trash can beside him.

"And I'm respecting you."

"what!?"

Shen Mengxin's face was full of disbelief.

respect?!

Is that respect!?

"Because, if I really react, wouldn't you be angry..." Seeing that Shen Mengxin looked like she was going to rush over and headbutt him, Li Lin quickly took a step back.

Actually, it won’t…

Shen Mengxin's pretty face flushed.

She is not an innocent girl who knows nothing. Horror movies are often mixed with some erotic plots. She is also confident in her charm, so if Li Lin really reacts when she sits on his lap, she will only be a little shy and a little proud, and will not point it out deliberately. If Li Lin behaves a little cute, she might even tease Li Lin a little, and then she might feel like they are on a date.

but……

Li Lin's sexual harassment directly broke her mentality.

It was already a good thing for Li Lin that he just got a little nosebleed from a headbutt.

But she wouldn't say that, because saying that would make it sound like she was expecting Li Lin to react, and that made her look like a nympho!

"Yes, I will be very angry if you react."

Shen Mengxin put her hands on her hips and scolded seriously.

"Then why did you hit me!"

Li Lin took out a calculator from his bag with a wronged look on his face.

"I want to settle the work injury with you! There is no insurance in this line of work, you have to pay the full amount."

Shen Mengxin almost vomited blood.

"But what you did just now was definitely sexual harassment! If you thought you would react, why did you hug my waist and... even get close to me!"

Shen Mengxin blushed.

She always felt like she was saying something extremely shameful, but if she didn't say it her blood pressure wouldn't go down.

"Your men are like this, they can be in heat 24 hours a day, and if you touch my waist or smell something, I'll immediately get horny! Now I suspect you were taking advantage of me at work, and I feel my rights as a customer have been violated, and I want compensation!"

"Oh, don't worry about this," Li Lin raised his right hand. "I just found that I don't seem to have any reaction to you, so I didn't take advantage of you, so it's impossible for me to claim compensation. It's impossible in this life."

A breeze blew between Li Lin and Shen Mengxin, and a discarded newspaper slapped Shen Mengxin's face.

"you……"

Shen Mengxin pulled the newspaper off her face with trembling hands and threw it hard towards Li Lin's face.

"You scumbag!"

"Snapped--"

A gust of wind blew, and the newspaper thrown at Li Lin was immediately blown back and hit Shen Mengxin's face.

"Ahhhhh!!!"

Shen Mengxin no longer cared about her image. She screamed in despair, crumpled up the newspaper and threw it into the trash can beside her, then began to gasp for breath.

Today, it is not suitable to go out or go on a date.

"Is the anger gone?"

Li Lin took out a bottle of Coke from the vending machine nearby, unscrewed the lid with a "swish", and started drinking it.

The corners of Shen Mengxin's eyes twitched wildly. Because of the collapse roar just now, her throat was dry and smoking. Her body was instinctively swallowing saliva to relieve the pain in her throat.

"I say, what do you want to do with me?"

She now seriously suspected that Li Lin simply wanted to play a trick on her.

What? Actually, Li Lin wanted to seduce her, but he didn't know how, so he used bullying to express his love like an elementary school student?

Ah--

"Just as I said in the message I sent you." Li Lin spread his hands, "I want to learn from you how to play with women's hearts and make women dependent on me."

The corner of Shen Mengxin's mouth twitched.

This guy actually said it so bluntly!

"Then do you know how I feel about you now?" Shen Mengxin exhaled and looked into Li Lin's eyes expressionlessly.

"Uh……"

Li Lin hesitated for a moment and then tried cautiously.

"I can't live without this man anymore. I'll do whatever he tells me to do."

"Go to hell, scumbag!"

Shen Mengxin raised her middle finger vigorously.

"If the law didn't allow it, I would kill you right now!"

Li Lin's face turned pale.

In other words, this operation is useless against Sadako, who doesn't care about the law and will definitely want to kill him.

"what happened?"

Li Lin's overly abnormal expression made Shen Mengxin feel something was wrong.

We are all adults, and those who understand will understand. Most of the time, when there is nothing important, people are just talking nonsense. Saying things like "go to hell" or "jump off the building quickly and be reincarnated" are basically just jokes, and they don't really want the other person to die.

Just like now, she didn't really want to kill Li Lin, she was just simply angry at Li Lin's unconscious behavior.

But Li Lin looked as if he was doomed.

and many more……

Shen Mengxin held her forehead.

Li Lin was not worried that she would kill him, but worried that...

"You are not going to be able to deal with that female ghost, so you want to use the skill I learned to make a woman who I have only known for less than two days and whom I don't have a good impression of fall deeply in love with you, and the skill that she will never go north when you point the compass, to conquer that female ghost."

Shen Mengxin looked at Li Lin with a subtle expression, even a bit of gloating.

"Well - you can doubt my character, but you absolutely cannot doubt my professional level!"

Li Lin coughed forcefully, his expression indifferent, as if what Shen Mengxin said was pure nonsense. Unfortunately, his forehead covered with cold sweat revealed that he was actually very panicked and had really messed up.

"Oh - eh - then I'll go back. Just like you said to me on the first day we met, don't worry about anything and just sleep peacefully."

Shen Mengxin deliberately prolonged her voice and took a few steps to the side.

"Wait a moment!"

Li Lin immediately raised his right hand.

"Actually, I fell in love with you at first sight! I want to take this opportunity to seduce you! Can you give me a chance?"

"No, bye."

Shen Mengxin shook her hair.

"Okay, I might have overdone it."

Li Lin lowered his head palely.

"Hum hum--"

Seeing Li Lin give in, Shen Mengxin smiled triumphantly.

Finally, it was a bit like the development of a horror movie. The male protagonist, who thought he could solve the supernatural phenomena, found that things were not as simple as he imagined and had to rely on the heroine he looked down upon.

"Ok."

Shen Mengxin extended her right hand towards Li Lin.

"Since you said so, it's not impossible for me to help you."

Chapter 13: The Instinct of a Scumbag Engraved in the Flesh

"I said……"

Shen Mengxin's eyes twitched wildly. She resisted the urge to punch Li Lin and looked at him with a forced smile.

"What are you doing with your hands?"

"Uh... to show my friendship, just like shaking hands."

Li Lin blinked and continued to caress Shen Mengxin's slender fingers in a very erotic way.

"You're a pervert!"

Shen Mengxin blushed, pulled her hand out of Li Lin's hand, and slapped Li Lin on the head.

"Do you really want to use one day to raise my favorability to the point where you are the only one left?"

"Actually... I hope to spend the whole morning," Li Lin corrected with his right index finger raised in all seriousness, "ending it with lunch at noon to put a perfect end to it."

Shen Mengxin glanced at her phone.

It's nine o'clock sharp. If we have lunch at eleven-thirty, there are still two and a half hours left.

In other words, this guy in front of me...

Veins bulged on Shen Mengxin's forehead.

I feel like it will only take two and a half hours to make her completely devoted.

It’s so disrespectful!

Of course, if Li Lin could really make her devoted to him in two and a half hours, then he would definitely make the female ghost devoted to him, and the problem would be solved perfectly...

and many more!

Shen Mengxin was stunned.

Perfect solution?

Li Lin has girls on both sides, and he has picked up a beautiful foreign girl, and he has picked her up again, and they are all completely devoted to him!