The devil affectionately calls me a bad guy

Veins bulged on Ye Zhirou's forehead. After yelling angrily, she began to gasp for breath.

"And, now, are we really safe!?"

"who knows……"

Li Lin glanced at the rearview mirror and saw that the scary tunnel was getting farther and farther away from them, as if indicating that they were out of danger.

But according to the routine of horror movies, the real climax of horror is the moment when the protagonists think they are out of danger and feel safe.

Maybe it's because Ye Zhirou has watched a few horror movies, so she is even more nervous than before. Of course, he just hopes that Ye Zhiruo won't be so nervous, so he uses that method. In the middle, well, there is just a little bit of his own selfish motives.

"What's going on? How did those cars behind us suddenly appear? Why did a car suddenly appear in front of us when we were in the tunnel? That was definitely not an illusion!"

Fear came like a tide. Ye Zhirou held the steering wheel tightly and looked around nervously, fearing that a truck would suddenly appear and hit them directly.

"I'm telling you, what would have happened if you had braked suddenly at that speed in the tunnel just now?" Li Lin yawned, as if he didn't notice Ye Zhirou's increasingly nervous look, and fiddled with the doll in his hand without a care in the world. "The car lost control, flipped over, and with a bang, the whole team was wiped out."

"Of course I know about this kind of thing!"

"How do you think this kind of death would be classified as?" Li Lin raised his finger and shook it. "Accident? But in fact, he increased his speed and then braked suddenly in a tunnel with no other vehicles, which led to his death. In other words, it was suicide."

"what?"

"So, that tunnel is the beginning of our suicide. We have to achieve the result of suicide in that tunnel," Li Lin held his forehead and sighed, "If it's not suicide, there will be no meaning. Therefore, there will not be such a weird plot that a truck suddenly flies out and sends us all away."

"Is this true?" Ye Zhirou's face was filled with dismay.

Now she has completely transformed from a materialist to an idealist. Even if you tell her that a truck suddenly flies out, she will believe it and is ready to turn the steering wheel sharply and drift.

"I say, even if a truck really flew out, it definitely can't be real," Li Lin glanced at Ying Su who was floating behind Ye Zhirou and holding the steering wheel.

"Don't worry, I will control the direction of the car," Ying Su nodded vigorously. She could clearly feel Ye Zhirou's hands tightly gripping the steering wheel. As long as there was any abnormality, Ye Zhirou would turn the steering wheel desperately and drift.

"Well, I see."

No, you definitely don't.

Woman...

"Let me give you a simple example," Li Lin sighed, "A truck suddenly flew over without any warning. Do you think that's normal?"

"I think the whole thing is abnormal, so I won't find it strange no matter how abnormal it is!" Ye Zhirou's teeth were chattering.

……

Normal people would use normal logic to refute unusual developments, but for Ye Zhirou, normal logic doesn't work in the unusual situation.

Li Lin raised his hand and patted his forehead.

However, this seems to be the normal reaction.

“First of all, the big trucks aren’t going to show up.”

"beep--"

An imposing large truck appeared on another lane. In an instant, Ye Zhirou's body was stretched straight, and her foot on the accelerator was shaking slightly. She might turn over and step on the brake at any time. There were bloodshot lines in her eyes, and her ferocious expression seemed to be saying, "Didn't you say that there would be no large truck?"

"Well, isn't it normal for big trucks to appear on the highway?"

Li Lin spread his hands.

"You can't drive on the highway without letting others drive."

Ye Zhirou turned on the turn signal with a grim face and changed lanes.

This way, even if the truck suddenly lost control and hit her, she would have enough time to speed up and avoid it.

She obviously just wanted to escape the reality of making clothes, relax her mind and travel, so why did it turn into Fast and Furious!

and……

"Your legs are so tight, relax them," Li Lin put his hand on Ye Zhirou's thigh and squeezed it gently, "If you drive like this, something bad will happen."

My teammate is still a bastard who thinks with his lower body!!!

"Remember, if I die, I will not let you go even if I become a ghost," Ye Zhirou stared at the road ahead with a stiff expression.

"Do not worry!"

Li Lin smiled brightly and gave a thumbs up.

"I know it well!"

"What the hell! Stop touching my legs!!!"

"Okay, okay, trust between people is really hard to build," Li Lin curled his lips, "Then I'll say something that can put you at ease."

"I'd feel much more at ease if you jumped out of this car right now."

Ye Zhirou glared at Li Lin fiercely.

"The other party is not in a hurry at all," Li Lin propped up his chin, "That tunnel is the only way to go, so you understand."

The corner of Ye Zhirou's mouth twitched.

That is to say, they had to go there again no matter what.

"Relaxed?"

“Relaxed.”

Ye Zhirou's eyes were empty.

I'm so relaxed that I can't control my bladder anymore...

Chapter 183: The more you want to hold it back, the more impossible it is to hold it back

Hmm—

Xiaoxiao stretched, looked around drowsily, and yawned again.

It's not like she had never slept in a car before, but it was usually very uncomfortable, with either a sore neck or a feeling like her head was shattered.

But this time she slept soundly and peacefully. Apart from feeling a little sore in her body, she didn't feel any discomfort.

Xiaoxiao couldn't help but sigh, it is indeed a luxury car.

"Reached?"

Xiaoxiao rubbed her eyes and asked casually.

"We're here. We can only walk the rest of the way."

Li Lin turned his head and glanced at Xiao Xiao, who was the first to wake up.

"Wake up the others."

After saying that, Li Lin opened the car door and walked out.

I always feel... so strange...

Xiaoxiao scratched her face, and without too much hesitation, she reached out and pushed Shen Mengxin beside her.

"Sister Mengxin, wake up. We're here."

"Why did you come down here too?"

Seeing Ye Zhirou closing the car door and walking towards him without saying a word, Li Lin raised his eyebrows.

"bathroom……"

Ye Zhirou blushed and said in a low voice.

"Ah? I can't hear you?"

Li Lin crossed his arms over his chest and deliberately raised his voice.

"bathroom!"

Ye Zhirou's face turned even redder, and she grabbed Li Lin's collar with gritted teeth.

"I need to go to the toilet!"

"Why?" Li Lin tilted his head, "Didn't you drink any water along the way?"

"But I drank some water before I came here, and!" Ye Zhirou paused, and turned her face away after a moment of silence, "Don't worry about it, I need to go to the bathroom."

"Even if you say so..."

Li Lin spread his hands and looked down at Ye Zhirou heartlessly.

"Look around yourself. Does it look like there is a toilet?"

The corner of Ye Zhirou's mouth twitched.

Of course she could see that because of the problem with the road ahead, they could only walk the rest of the way, and there was no sign of a toilet around. If they reached the mountain, there would probably be a toilet, but the journey... was three kilometers!

People, the more they avoid some things, the more they will care about them. Because of the speed and passion in front of her, her body tensed and relaxed, and her muscle control could be said to be exhausted to the limit.

In simple terms, she couldn't hold it in any longer and wanted to go to the bathroom. She knew there was no bathroom here and she had to hold it in. But the more she wanted to hold it in and ignore it, the more she couldn't help but pay attention to it.

And she also knew what kind of answer this man would give her.

"Or, you can solve it right here."

Li Lin raised the corners of his mouth and revealed a bright smile.

"impossible!"

Ye Zhirou's face turned pale.

As a sophisticated gold digger, she rejects any behavior that would make her feel cheap, and solving the problem right there in the wild is the thing she cannot accept the most.

"Then just hold it in. There must be a toilet on the other side of the mountain, which is about..." Li Lin took out his phone, turned on the navigation, nodded slightly, and smiled brighter, "About three kilometers, not far."

"Gu--don't you want to go to the toilet?" Ye Zhirou stared at Li Lin unwillingly.

The premise of Li Lin's sarcastic remarks is that he can watch the joke from the sidelines. As long as Li Lin is in the same situation, he will definitely find a way to get through the difficulties with dignity.

"I don't mind doing it outdoors," Li Lin blinked. "Anyway, I can just pull my belt and it will be done quickly. Although I don't want to go to the toilet at all now, I even want to drink some water."

Damn it! What a mistake!

The corners of Ye Zhirou's mouth twitched wildly.

She actually forgot that it is much more convenient for men to go to the toilet than women.

"Eh~"

Li Lin smiled and stretched out his hand towards Ye Zhirou's lower abdomen. Ye Zhirou's expression froze, her face turned slightly red, and she took a step back in panic. For a moment, Li Lin's smile became even more weird.

Before, Ye Zhirou didn't care how he touched her, but now she actually dodged like a shy little girl.

"Yeah~ It looks like it's really, really urgent~"

Li Lin lowered his hands and looked meaningfully at Ye Zhirou who turned her face away and did not dare to look him in the eye. He did not press on the victory, but turned around and walked towards the rear of the car as if the matter was over.

Ye Zhirou breathed a sigh of relief. She thought Li Lin would pounce on her and press her lower abdomen hard. Although it was embarrassing, she was ready to scream.

Of course, how could things end so casually...

Li Lin glanced at Ye Zhirou who was secretly tidying up her clothes, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly.

There are plenty of opportunities in the three-kilometer journey.

And now the most important thing is...

Li Lin put his hands on both sides of the trunk and swallowed.

But the trunk in front of me.

Although he didn't know what the relationship between the headless ghost and Qin Yi was, he was very clear that the headless ghost was biting Qin Yi tightly. No matter where Qin Yi went, the headless ghost would follow her until the headless ghost achieved his goal. Therefore, the headless ghost must have followed Qin Yi out.

The headless ghost is a physical ghost. Apart from the possibility that the headless ghost was chasing them at a speed of more than 200 yards, the only way for the headless ghost to catch up with them was to stay in the car. Since there was no trace of the headless ghost in the car, then it must be...

Li Lin took a deep breath and stood back, then gently pulled up the trunk. His muscles were tense, and as long as there was any movement, he would immediately show off his invincible rolling skills.

It's hiding in the trunk!

"Go away!"

Li Lin lifted the trunk up with force and quickly rolled back, looking at the trunk full of luggage with a vigilant look on his face.

"What are you doing?"

Shen Mengxin looked at Li Lin, who was a little dirty due to the tumbling, with a puzzled look on her face, walked to the open trunk, and reached out to take out her backpack.