The devil affectionately calls me a bad guy

Li Lin struggled hard.

"I don't actually want to do that!"

"In no mood!?"

Shen Mengxin widened her eyes, turned over and rode on Li Lin's stomach, her calves ruthlessly pressed down on Li Lin's arms, and her hands pressed hard on Li Lin's mouth, hoping that Li Lin would shut up forever.

"You're just using me as a scapegoat, and you still dare to say you don't want to do that!?"

Because his mouth was blocked and he was completely unable to speak, Li Lin stuck out his tongue.

"ah--"

Shen Mengxin screamed and wiped her hands vigorously with an expression of disbelief.

"I actually wanted to protect you just now," Li Lin said seriously, "Look, wasn't I holding down the back of your head because I was worried that your head would hit something?"

Shen Mengxin paused.

Indeed, Li Lin's initial behavior was to instinctively worry that the back of her head would hit something when she rolled down.

but……

"But could you please explain..."

Shen Mengxin's forehead veins bulged and she grabbed Li Lin's collar hard.

"Why does it always happen that my back lands on the ground?!"

"Well, it's not because..."

Li Lin scratched his face guiltily.

"It looks painful, right? It's the human instinct to avoid pain."

Shen Mengxin's mouth twitched.

"But my heart is still good. Look, I'm protecting the back of your head." Seeing Shen Mengxin's expression was not right, Li Lin's face turned serious and he began to play the emotional card. "Even if there is no credit, there is still hard work, right?"

"Well, let me guess—"

Shen Mengxin let out a breath and smiled brightly.

"The reason you protected the back of my head was indeed because you didn't want me to get hurt, because if the back of my head hits something, it could be a big problem."

"That's right, I really want to protect you," Li Lin nodded quickly.

"But! You just don't want me to get hurt, because I'm hurt..."

Shen Mengxin bent down and came in front of Li Lin.

"You will be responsible."

"cough--"

Li Lin's forehead was covered with sweat and he turned his head away with a subtle expression.

"Look into my eyes! I'm not done analyzing yet!"

Shen Mengxin pinched Li Lin's face hard and forced Li Lin to look into her eyes.

"You don't want to fall on your back because it hurts, but if the back of your head hits something hard when I'm carrying you, it will be very troublesome. That's why you use your hands to protect the back of my head, so that you can rest assured that I'll carry you, after all..."

Shen Mengxin suddenly lowered her head, and her long black hair fell like a waterfall. The faint light flashing in Shen Mengxin's eyes made Li Lin swallow subconsciously.

"If you just carry it on your back, you won't get hurt, and there won't be any marks left. It will just hurt. This way, even if I look for you, you won't be responsible, right?"

"Hey - you...how can you think so badly of others?"

Li Lin began to struggle hard, but his hands were pressed tightly by Shen Mengxin's legs, and his ligaments were not strong enough to allow him to use his legs to clamp Shen Mengxin, who was almost face to face with him, when she was sitting on his stomach.

"If I really was the kind of scumbag who didn't want to take responsibility, wouldn't I have just pushed you away when I first rolled over?"

Shen Mengxin was stunned.

It seems that there is some truth in it.

After all, the idea of ​​two people hugging each other and rolling all the way to the bottom of the slope is actually not reasonable at all. People's body instinct to avoid pain will make them subconsciously push away the person in front of them to stop themselves from rolling further.

If Li Lin was really the kind of scumbag who didn't want to take responsibility and only wanted to protect himself at the critical moment, he should have pushed her away or pressed her under his body and used her as a skateboard to float down, instead of rolling and bouncing like in the comic novels.

and so……

Shen Mengxin's eyes twitched wildly.

The man in front of her actually has a conscience and a kind side, so the moment he fell, his first reaction was to hug her in his arms, holding the back of her head to prevent her from getting hurt, instead of running away.

but……

Afterwards, the scumbag's true nature was revealed.

"You're my cash cow... ahem - you're my client."

Li Lin breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Shen Mengxin's expression was not as sickly as it was at the beginning.

He could swear that he had never thought of using Shen Mengxin as a scapegoat at first. He really wanted to be like the responsible male protagonist in the comics, using his body as a shield to block all the harm for Shen Mengxin, and finally handsomely supporting his hands on both sides of Shen Mengxin's head.

He has already thought of his lines.

Even a scumbag knows when to act cool.

Or he said it while smiling in a scoundrelly manner.

How does it feel to be rescued by a scumbag?

However, reality is always a little different from what we imagine.

It seemed that the nature of a scumbag had been engraved on his body. Relying on the truth, goodness and beauty in his heart, he made a preparatory action to protect Shen Mengxin, but at the moment of rolling down, this protective preparatory action turned into a preparatory action that made it impossible for Shen Mengxin to escape from his persecution.

"I really regret it."

Li Lin lowered his eyes, his face full of sadness.

"I really want to protect you, but my body won't listen to me."

Ah, I'm so touched, your body has become like this and you can still make the pre-swing movement to protect me... What the hell!!!

"Do you have a black flame dragon inside your body? And you keep using it!"

Shen Mengxin shook Li Lin's neck hard.

"I'm a result-oriented person! The result is that we bounced and rolled all the way, and I landed every time! I finally wanted to change it, but you twisted it back!"

"Ahem, ahem - why are girls these days so materialistic? The process is so important!"

"Isn't it that you are the one who makes me take the blame every time?"

"Ahem - the cause is the most important thing," Li Lin coughed awkwardly, "You just need to remember that I want to protect you. As for the rest, ahem - you also know that not all good causes can produce good results."

……

"You are a complete scumbag!"

Veins bulged on Shen Mengxin's forehead.

"You say you love me, but when you give up after playing around, just say we loved each other before. That's enough! Stop kidding! You have to be responsible for me!"

The students passing by at the top of the slope looked at the scene in front of them with subtle expressions.

A woman rides on a man and shouts, "Take responsibility for me!"

this……

"Kacha——"

Send to Moments.

The scumbag dumped the woman, and the woman chased him all the way, pinned him under her, and shouted for him to take responsibility.

A fallen girl becomes pregnant and chases down the scumbag to make him take responsibility.

"Hmm? In other words..."

Li Lin blinked.

"Were you moved at first?"

Shen Mengxin's face turned red at first, then she gritted her teeth and shouted in self-abandonment.

"I can't help it! I'm just an ordinary girl in love. Is there anything wrong with fantasizing? That was one of my ultimate fantasy scenes when I was a child! Second only to the wedding scene!"

"You're welcome. It's my job to serve my customers."

……

"Thank you for ruining my childhood fantasy!"

Shen Mengxin roared and hit him with her head.

Chapter 17: Only a scumbag can cure a female ghost

"I'm telling you, even though it might be a little late to say it now, I still want to say it in case the same thing happens again later."

Li Lin pinched his nose and staggered behind the angry Shen Mengxin.

"I actually make a living by my face."

Shen Mengxin staggered and almost fell.

"what?"

"I'm handsome, right?"

Li Lin put down the hand that was pinching his nose, crossed his arms across his chest, and had a paralyzed face.

Shen Mengxin looked at Li Lin's face expressionlessly for a while, then turned her head away and gently compared her index finger and thumb.

"Just a little."

"Eh……"

"There's nothing I can do! No matter how handsome you are, I can't admit that you are a handsome guy after what you did. If there was no other way, I would have dumped you and left long ago!"

Shen Mengxin put her hands on her hips and yelled angrily.

Li Lin is indeed very handsome. Although he has some dark circles under his eyes and looks a little depressed, his whole face completely fits the definition of a cool and handsome guy. That depressed feeling also adds a lot of unique charm to his face. If he develops his career, maybe he will have a lot of mother fans.

Baby, don’t be sad, mom will always love you and so on.

"But those female ghosts don't exist. There's no way to use this setting. They will just leave." Li Lin supported his waist with his left hand and waved his right hand gently.

"Ok?"

Shen Mengxin was stunned, confused as to why she was related to the female ghost.

"Female ghosts are lonelier than male ghosts. Uh, um, they are more stuffy and lonely than male ghosts."

"Hey! You're not going to tell some dirty jokes again, are you?" Shen Mengxin's face was full of black lines.

When Li Lin first said that female ghosts were lonelier than male ghosts, she nodded subconsciously.

Because it is not a very common saying, a woman's heart is more delicate than a man's and is more prone to loneliness.

So just now, for a moment, she had the idea that the female ghost was so pitiful, and in her mind she imagined a female ghost in white clothes sitting on a dry well, swinging her legs and looking at the sky. Finally, she found that no one could see her, and she smiled bitterly, opened her hands, and fell into the dark dry well.

However, Li Lin's comment, which was even more sultry than that of the male ghost, completely shattered the sad and beautiful picture.

The picture immediately turned into the photo that Li Lin sent her, of the ascended female ghost making the scissors hand gesture and smiling foolishly.

Wait a moment……

This guy, could it be that this is how he got rid of those female ghosts in the past?

"I'm telling you, you're discriminating against women!"

Shen Mengxin blushed.

"Ah, haven't you heard that saying?" Li Lin scratched the back of his head, "In fact, women are more lustful than men, they are just better at pretending."

"Slander! This is slander! How can a woman be as lustful as a man!"

"Then do you dare to let me see your phone?" Li Lin stretched out his right hand towards Shen Mengxin, and at the same time handed his phone to Shen Mengxin with his left hand, "In exchange, you can also look through my phone."

Shen Mengxin subconsciously hid her cell phone behind her back.

……