The devil affectionately calls me a bad guy

Chapter 19 Young people nowadays really know how to have fun

In the end, the impossible is impossible.

Not to mention the series of actions by the scumbag that caused his favorability to drop drastically, no matter how to say it, it is impossible for someone to make a woman fall head over heels in love with him in just two hours. Of course, she didn't know about others, but Shen Mengxin herself was sure that it was impossible. She was not that cheap. However, to be on the safe side, she did leave some notes on her phone to prevent herself from being bewitched by Li Lin.

However, judging from the results, it was unnecessary worry, because Li Lin only had less than ten minutes left for actual operation.

When faced with the last ten minutes, Li Lin chose to deceive himself without hesitation between the choice of trying to conquer her or asking her to deceive herself. It has to be said that this man carried out the ways of a scumbag to the end.

In a sense, she really admired such a dedicated person.

Of course, no matter how much she admired him, it was impossible for her to really agree to Li Lin’s last wish before he died.

after all……

Everyone is about to die, there is no need to consider each other's feelings, just talk openly.

Looking at Li Lin's lonely back as if he was going to die, Shen Mengxin opened her mobile phone expressionlessly and began to search the Internet for missing persons and temples from the era when that kind of videotape existed.

She has now determined that Li Lin is not the male protagonist in the horror movie routine, but the second male lead used to liven up the atmosphere, or a scumbag who makes things difficult for the female protagonist. The main plot of this horror movie is that she has to deal with the female ghost in the videotape alone, and now she has just gone through the most speechless plot development in a horror movie [being deceived by a scumbag and foolishly wasting a morning of precious time]. Now, she is ready to take off alone.

"Hey, young man, you're back. Have you been dumped?"

The landlord, with a cigarette in his mouth, waved at Li Lin, who was staggering as if his life was over.

"Even before it started, I knelt down and begged her."

Li Lin covered his face and his shoulders trembled as if his most painful wound was touched.

"Wow, it looks like you really like each other."

The landlord raised his eyebrows.

In her understanding, Li Lin always kept his distance from other people and seldom took the initiative to approach others. She was just teasing him just now, but she didn't expect that Li Lin would really go on a date with a woman and even kneel down to beg her.

She couldn't help but feel a sense of relief that her baby had finally grown up.

"Yeah, it's not that I don't like her that much. Although her figure and appearance are quite delicious, it's not to the extent of liking her." Li Lin scratched the back of his head and smiled nonchalantly, "It's not a loss if I catch her."

……

The landlord was silent for a long time, then he took the cigarette butt with his trembling right hand and pressed it into the ashtray on the side.

Now that Zaizai has grown up too much, he has suddenly become a scumbag.

"Why are you chasing her if you don't like her?"

"If you don't like me, then I can't pursue you?" Li Lin spread his hands.

Faced with Li Lin's frank answer, the landlord pressed down his right hand which was already holding the ashtray.

"Young man, I've been through this before, so I'll tell you this once..." The landlord took a deep breath and looked at Li Lin in front of him seriously, "Only love is eternal, and only eternal companionship is an unchanging promise."

……

Li Lin stroked his chin and thought for a while before raising his right index finger.

"Yeah, I understand the principle, but can you be faster?"

"what?"

"That's it, right? I can guarantee that I love her very much and will always be by her side, so can she also be devoted to me soon?"

The landlord seemed to have met Li Lin for the first time. He looked at Li Lin in disbelief, as he exuded the aura of a frivolous scumbag from head to toe.

"You...you're not acting like this because you were dumped by your partner, are you?"

The landlord probed cautiously.

She still couldn't believe that the nice and introverted young man who was so nervous and shy that he didn't dare to look her in the eye when they first met, and who took two years to be able to have a normal conversation with her, turned into a super scumbag that she wanted to slam an ashtray into in just one morning.

She couldn't think of any other possibility other than being deeply in love and then being ruthlessly dumped and turned evil.

"Uh……"

Li Lin tilted his head and began to recall the date today, which involved blood and quite intense physical collisions.

"I think I was dumped because of my own faults."

Seeing that Li Lin began to reflect, the landlord breathed a sigh of relief.

"Tell me about it."

"We saw blood within 20 minutes of meeting."

The landlord swore that she didn't mean to think in the wrong way. According to common sense, her first reaction should be that something went wrong at the beginning of the date, such as she fell and bled, or was hit by a car, or other suitors came up and caused a conflict.

However, due to Li Lin's statement which was so standard for a scumbag, she subconsciously thought in that direction.

Well, we met on the first day and went to get a room. It was the girl's first time, so there was bleeding.

“Then we just started rolling.”

Li Lin crossed his fingers.

The landlord covered his face.

Are young people nowadays so open-minded?

They checked into a hotel within 20 minutes of meeting each other. It was the girl’s first time.

"Then she got angry because I kept pressing her down and hitting her back, causing pain."

Ok?

You guys go out and get a room...

Are you still picking a not-so-good hotel? A hard bed? Aren't hotel beds supposed to be soft now?

"But I think it's a bit exaggerated. The grass shouldn't be that hard. She might just not like me being on top of her. Although she tried to get on top of me, I still pushed her down."

Hello in the wild!!

The landlord almost vomited blood.

Do young people nowadays not book a room for their first date but do it directly outdoors? Is it the first time for the girl?

"But, I was kind-hearted and finally let her get on top of me." Li Lin held his forehead and sighed, "But this woman didn't know what was good for her. She was so frivolous that she pinched my breasts and kept hitting me with her butt very hard."

cough--

The landlord covered his mouth with his right hand and held the door frame with his left hand.

Today's young people...

"So I decisively pinched her back," Li Lin gave a thumbs up, "and used my actions to tell her that she was playing with fire. I'm a master of overhead crossovers, so I defeated her in one blow and sent her away with the second blow!"

"Uh, well, ahem, I see."

The landlord turned his head away silently.

Is this a generation gap?

The times have changed.

"Then why did she dump you?"

They were rolling around in the wild within 20 minutes of meeting, with the man on top and the woman on top, they were so passionate.

"I also want to know if she is dissatisfied with something," Li Lin nodded seriously.

"Xiao Li."

The landlord raised his hand and patted Li Lin on the shoulder with a look of experience.

"If a woman dumps you after that, there is only one possibility: you did not satisfy her in that aspect, or even made her unhappy. You need to reflect on yourself."

Li Lin opened his eyes wide.

In other words... it was only because he wasn't a scumbag enough... that Shen Mengxin didn't fall head over heels in love with him! ?

"Been taught a lesson!"

Li Lin clasped his hands together.

"As expected of you, Landlord!"

Chapter 20 This is the victory of the scumbag

"I'm not a scumbag enough, I ...."

After repeating it several times, Li Lin turned the doorknob of his apartment and stepped into his home.

The cold breath made him want to rewind and get out for a moment.

"I am back."

He shouted as usual, but no one would answer him because he had always lived here alone. If someone answered him, he would feel his scalp tingling.

Because if someone actually answered...

"Welcome back."

Sadako, who was wearing an apron and holding a plate to cover the lower half of her face, responded shyly.

It's really like a ghost.

"Did you...remember it?"

Li Lin hesitated for a while and then asked cautiously.

"I'm sorry, I still can't remember it, but I believe that there must be very important memories between you and me."

Sadako gently placed the plate on the table, clasped her fingers together in front of her chest, bent her head slightly, and her long black hair fell like a waterfall.

"Because, I don't know why, just staying in this room, my heart, which had already stopped beating, has been restless, urging me to quickly recall my memories of you and this..."

Sadako turned around and picked up two full bottles of mineral water, a shy blush appearing on her face.

"I don't know why, but when I see these two bottles of water I have a very strange feeling. Something must have happened on them that I still remember vividly."

[Hmmmmmm——]

[No, don’t do this! ]

[Be a human being! I don’t want this! This is so scary! I don’t want to feel this way!]

「Aaaaaaaa——」

For a moment, countless images flashed through Li Lin's mind, and a little cold sweat appeared on his forehead.

Sometimes, when I think back on my own behavior, I realize that it was really pretty despicable.

"Yeah, but it doesn't matter anymore."

Li Lin smiled, reached out, took the mineral water bottle from Sadako's hand and threw it behind him.

"The important thing is..."

Li Lin held Sadako's hand tightly, his eyes full of sincerity.

"You and me, and our future."

"Hmm--"

The burning heat from Li Lin's hands made Sadako feel her legs go soft and numb, and for a moment an alluring blush spread across her pale face.

feasible!

It really works!

Li Lin held his head and shouted excitedly in his heart.

"By the way, you must not have eaten yet," Sadako smiled gently, taking Li Lin's hand and walking to the dining table, "I made you something to eat."

"Really? I like it..."

【die】

Looking at the piece of food on the dining table that seemed to be still moving, emitting a distorted aura from top to bottom and with the word death written all over it, Li Lin swallowed his saliva.

I dare not move. I dare not move.

"Ahem - I, I've eaten outside, so I'm not very hungry now."