The devil affectionately calls me a bad guy

Mmm, since it's a beautiful woman asking for help, then naturally...

Li Lin narrowed his eyes slightly.

Got to take advantage of the opportunity.

Li Lin: What's up?

First, treat the other party with an indifferent attitude, allowing them to speak out their difficulties on their own initiative. Then, adopt a condescending attitude and belittle the other party, allowing them to further lower their status.

Anyway, finish beating YGO first.

Humph, women will only hinder my speed in drawing cards. There are three ace monsters on the opponent's field!

Shen Mengxin: I want to take a bath with you.

"boom--"

Li Lin stood up suddenly, grabbed the clothes beside him and threw them over his shoulders, then pressed the surrender button without any hesitation.

I don’t eat spicy hotpot anymore, and I don’t play cards anymore.

"Sadako, I'm going out for a while. I might not be back tonight."

Li Lin shook his hair in a showy manner.

"Oh--"

Sadako nodded weakly.

"Don't save me dinner, and help me clean up my room."

Sadako didn't answer but silently raised her middle finger.

Emmm...

Li Lin tilted his head and thought for a while, then opened a drawer on one side, took out an old Nokia, replaced the battery board with a new one, and turned it on.

"If anything happens, remember to call this number."

Li Lin passed a rope through the hole on the Nokia case, and like the playboy in an idol drama who puts a necklace on the heroine, he gently hung the phone around Sadako's neck from behind.

"I'm not going to call you."

"It's okay, I'll make the call."

Li Lin smiled brightly and unzipped Sadako's collar, then put the Nokia phone inside. However, perhaps because the string was too long, the Nokia phone went straight through Sadako's cleavage and slid to her lower abdomen.

Because she was used to Li Lin's various operations, Sadako no longer showed any shyness or unhappy reaction, and even felt that this was a bit childish.

"I'm going."

Li Lin put on his coat and gestured to Sadako.

"You must run red lights, and never use zebra crossings when crossing the road."

Sadako weakly raised her middle finger.

"If I die, those videos will be automatically integrated and sent out."

"Then I'll be a vegetable!"

"If I don't do anything for more than 24 hours, the videos will still be automatically integrated and sent out."

"Then I will select and delete all of your videos now!!!"

"Do you think a guy like me would only have one number?"

Sadako suddenly lowered her head, her face full of humiliation.

"come back earlier."

"Ok!"

Li Lin nodded with satisfaction, closed the door casually, jumped along the path to the stairs, blew a whistle, turned over, sat on the railing and slid down.

"Thanks for cleaning the guardrail with your butt."

The proprietress picked up a cigarette.

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm happy to help," Li Lin smiled brightly and patted his butt.

"You look very happy," the lady boss raised her eyebrows, "Is the girl going to give you another chance?"

"Yes, it was. And it wasn't me who took the initiative. She came to me," Li Lin raised his hand and patted his chest, "and asked me to take a bath with her."

The proprietress opened her eyes wide and subconsciously took a breath of cold air. The cigarette she had just lit burned out in an instant.

"Puh-huh-huh?!"

"Hehehe, my spring is here!"

Li Lin put his hands on his hips and laughed triumphantly.

"Baby, I'm an experienced person, so some of my words may not be so pleasant to hear, but you'd better listen to them."

The proprietress raised her hand and placed it on Li Lin's shoulder, her face full of seriousness.

"Women, after dumping a man, it's impossible for him to change his mind on the same day, and it's even more impossible for him to take a bath together, which is hard to happen even if he has a deep relationship. Unless he encounters some trouble and needs your help, so he uses this welfare plot to lure you over."

"Huh? How could that be? This kind of development where I'm like a spare tire is impossible."

Li Lin is extremely confident.

Because he is the scumbag, and it is well known that scumbags will not be a woman's spare tire.

Chapter 27: I won’t even play cards for you!

Li Lin jumped and skipped across the alley according to the location given by Shen Mengxin and walked across the zebra crossing.

He is very happy now, so happy that he can't help but hum a song.

As the saying goes, things change over time; don’t look down on the young because they are poor.

You ignored me in the morning, oh no, you dumped me in the morning, and then asked me to take a bath together when it was almost evening. Although I don’t know what kind of psychological journey you went through, I was very happy and even wanted to smile.

However, you cannot act too arrogant. After all, Shen Mengxin looks like a very proud woman. Now that she has already bowed her head, there is no need to push her further.

"Hey, you're here."

Shen Mengxin, with steam coming out of her hair, put down her phone and nodded in the direction of the bathing beach.

"This is where I found the ghost girl who died."

Li Lin's expression gradually froze.

"we agreed……"

Li Lin's voice trembled.

"Let's take a bath together."

"I've finished bathing. If you want to bathe, you can go ahead and do it yourself," Shen Mengxin raised her hand and pointed at the bathing area, "and check if there are any signs of female ghosts here."

Li Lin frowned slightly.

"What are you talking about? There is no bathing area here. Have you watched too many horror movies? This is clearly a mass grave."

Shen Mengxin slowly opened her eyes.

Appeared! The most chilling lines and developments in horror movies!

The protagonist went alone to the place where the female ghost died, but she saw a scene completely different from what she had imagined. She even played happily in it for a while. Then other characters who arrived late said to her in an unbelievable tone that there was no such thing as she mentioned here, but a mass grave.

So, what did she soak in and drink just now...

what?

"vomit--"

Shen Mengxin felt a disgusting smell coming up and immediately held onto a telephone pole and began to dry heave.

"Hey, are you okay?" Li Lin walked to Shen Mengxin with a concerned look on his face, raised his hand and gently patted Shen Mengxin's back, "What did you do in this mass grave?"

"I……"

There were tears in the corners of Shen Mengxin's eyes, and her voice even had a hint of crying.

“I took a bath here.”

"Hiss - are you naked?" Li Lin took a breath and cautiously asked, "I heard that you girls wear swimsuits when you take a bath."

"Who wears a swimsuit when taking a bath?"

"Then you wouldn't... drink what's in it," Li Lin swallowed and asked tremblingly as if he remembered something horrible.

"I, I drank the milk."

Shen Mengxin subconsciously recalled the silky taste, but when she thought about the fact that she drank it in a mass grave, she felt her stomach churning and began to dry heave again.

"Ah, indeed, it is common sense to drink milk after soaking in hot water."

Li Lin sighed.

"It's very comfortable."

"Stop talking!"

Shen Mengxin clasped her arms with trembling hands.

Her body, which was originally warm from taking a hot bath, felt like it had fallen into an ice cellar. The temperature gradually drained away from her body. Fear, uneasiness, doubt, and all kinds of negative emotions condensed in her heart. Cold sweat seeped out of her body little by little. After a while, the clothes on her back were completely soaked.

"Well, it looks like you have to take a bath again," Li Lin glanced at Shen Mengxin's clothes on her back which had become somewhat translucent.

"Thank you for comforting me with your style."

Shen Mengxin rubbed her arms vigorously and smiled very reluctantly.

"Although I still feel very uncomfortable now, I am much better. I didn't expect that you, a man, would be so considerate at the critical moment. I have a different opinion of you."

"It's not important. You need to take another bath now," Li Lin patted Shen Mengxin's shoulder, "to relieve the mental and physical tension."

"I'm sorry, I'm not in the mood right now, and..." Shen Mengxin's face was pale. She raised her hand and gently pulled Li Lin's sleeve. "The body of the female ghost is in this mass grave. We must get rid of it as soon as possible. There is not much time left."

"Emmm... If I tell you that there is actually no mass grave here, would you feel better?"

Li Lin tilted his head.

"Eh……"

Shen Mengxin was stunned.

If I told you...there isn't actually a mass grave here, would you feel...better?

What means?

If so, is that a hypothetical? Is that a way to comfort her?

Or……

Shen Mengxin turned her head stiffly and looked towards the bathing area not far away.

It was still there, even brightly lit, and there was no sign of it becoming a mass grave.

So, that is to say...

Mass graves and the like... are a lie!!!

"Hey...you guy..."

Shen Mengxin grabbed Li Lin's collar with trembling hands.

"Could it be..."

"Ah, you lured me out with the idea of ​​taking a bath together, but you took a bath in advance. This is not right."

Li Lin shrugged nonchalantly.

"So I'm just resetting your state. Look at you, you're sweating all over, your clothes are wet, and your spirit is exhausted from the tension and relaxation."

"You...you guy!"

"You really need a nice bath right now."

Li Lin raised his hand with a caring look on his face and pressed it on Shen Mengxin's trembling shoulders.

"Ah, I didn't expect you to choose this bathhouse with mixed bathing. Well, you are really considerate."