The devil affectionately calls me a bad guy

The corner of Li Lin's mouth twitched fiercely. He could already imagine Irene Aige rolling on the ground in anger on the other end of the phone.

"Speaking of which... this is to launder money," Li Lin's mouth twitched, "Will anyone really pay for it?"

"Yes, it's now number one on the trending search list, and it's even trending abroad."

“Will it be embarrassing to go abroad?”

"Yes."

Chapter 125 Don’t review it, just retake it

For people who know how to have fun, summer vacation is a very meaningful time, and there will never be enough time. But for people who don’t know how to have fun, summer vacation is empty and there are only a few things left.

Eat, drink, and relax.

Repeat over and over again.

In order to avoid such tragedies, the school came like a savior and provided students with summer homework that would give them something in common during their summer vacation.

Of course, when it comes to summer homework, students have two completely different attitudes.

In the first few days after the summer homework was handed out, I worked hard like a virgin who had never seen a woman. The summer vacation, which lasted for two to three days or as long as a week, was over.

The second type is the more common "wait and see" party, who waits for others to finish their work and then copies it, feeling very happy.

Of course, there is another theory.

summer homework?

what is that?

not my business.

Anyway, the teacher won’t criticize it, and I’ll probably see it in the waste collection area in a few days.

And Li Lin belongs to...

Do college students really have summer homework?

No.

Then it'll be fine.

Only during holidays would he sigh that college students are indeed more comfortable than high school, junior high school and elementary school students.

"Woooooooo..."

The little head, which exuded a sad aura, suddenly drooped and let out a series of whimpering sounds.

Of course, there is also a group of college students called "failing party".

"I'll review a few days before school starts," Li Lin yawned. "It's just a make-up exam anyway, and not many make-up exams can really be passed. People will console themselves with the excuse that they can't get full credits in the make-up exam, but they still have a chance to get full credits if they retake the course. Just relax and have fun during the summer vacation."

"Goo-"

The little body shook violently, and her pupils shrank slightly under her curly bangs.

She was tempted, or rather, her deepest thoughts were exposed.

"So~"

Seeing Xiaoxiao's obviously shaken look, Li Lin raised the corners of his mouth slightly. He staggered to Xiaoxiao's back and bent down a little bit. He gently parted Xiaoxiao's hair with his fingers, leaned close to her small and cute ear, and whispered.

"Credits are very important. This is summer vacation. How many summer vacations do you have in your life? Wasting the few summer vacations you have just to get a passing credit? Ah~ It's such a loss, so much so that tears are about to flow, especially~"

The little body trembled violently, and subconsciously clenched the pen in her hand.

"I've worked so hard, but I still haven't passed the exam."

Xiao Xiao subconsciously imagined the scene of checking her score and finding out that she had failed again. In that instant, Xiao Xiao felt the pain of cardiac arrest.

"Ah... ah ah ah..."

The pen slipped from Xiaoxiao's fingers and fell on the table with a plop. Xiaoxiao raised her trembling hands and hugged her head.

"But~"

Li Lin laughed softly in Xiaoxiao's ear, and while laughing he pressed on Xiaoxiao's body, and slowly put his hands around Xiaoxiao's waist.

"If you don't review~"

"If I... don't review..." The little eyes turned empty and he murmured subconsciously.

"Yes, if you don't review, you can enjoy the few remaining summer vacations. Even if you fail the exam, you still have the opportunity to retake it. Just take a little time every day. The teacher will give you a question bank when you retake at the end of the semester. This way, you will have the opportunity to get full credits as much as possible."

Li Lin continued to whisper gently into Xiaoxiao's ear.

The small hands that were holding her head slowly dropped down, and a light flashed in her empty eyes.

"And ah~"

"and……"

"What if you haven't reviewed it? Wouldn't you make a lot of money?"

Shen Mengxin, sitting on the sofa, had a subtle expression.

Logically, she should have kicked Li Lin away.

But now Li Lin is really conservative compared to his previous behavior. He just gently hugs Xiaoxiao's waist and whispers in her ear.

Of course, she heard clearly what Li Lin whispered.

Stop studying, let’s go play.

In a trance, she even saw Li Lin with two devil horns on his head and a devil's tail swinging behind him.

In the playing and happy parts, the raised tone lifts Xiaoxiao's mood and intensifies Xiaoxiao's desire for happy days after not reviewing. In the loss part, the tone is particularly light and regretful, which makes Xiaoxiao instinctively resist the review but fail.

The most ruthless part of Li Lin's analysis is probably the issue of retaking a course. For college students, the daily schedule represents their mood for that day. If they have too many classes, they will feel miserable all day long, while if they have only one or two classes, the whole day will be sunny. The so-called retaking a course is equivalent to forcing a class into the schedule.

This is a fatal point, but Li Lin described it as taking out a little time every day, and used the probabilistic event that the teacher will provide the question bank to blur the fact that retaking a course will cause the timetable to collapse.

Of course, the most tempting and devilish sentence in Li Lin’s speech was the last one.

【What if I pass the exam without reviewing? 】

In fact, the probability of passing the make-up exam without reviewing is even lower than the teacher providing a question bank for the retake, but humans are born gamblers.

The lower the probability, the happier it would be if it succeeded. Even she was tempted, not to mention Xiaoxiao who had been resisting summer vacation review.

What if I fail the review?

What if I haven’t reviewed it?

These two sentences completely shattered the balance of his little rationality.

"I...I...I won't review anymore!!!"

Xiaoxiao threw the pen onto the table with great force.

"You made the right choice~"

Li Lin smiled brightly, did not take advantage of the opportunity, and quickly let go of his arm.

Shen Mengxin held her forehead and sighed deeply.

"Xiao Xiao, are you sure? What if the future that you passed without reviewing doesn't appear?"

Although Xiaoxiao had an expression that said "I will never review", she still made a final effort. However, she already knew what the result would be before she opened her mouth.

"That way I won't lose anything!"

Xiaoxiao gave a thumbs up with great effort.

"Anyway, it only takes a little time every day, and what if the teacher who's retaking the course gives me a question bank?"

Completely, locked by Li Lin's thinking.

Shen Mengxin shook her head gently.

Of course, if it were her, she would most likely have the same expression as Xiao Xiao now.

After all, the most painful thing in this world is not having to review during the summer vacation because you failed the exam, but having everyone except you pass the exam and are enjoying their summer vacation leisurely in front of you.

That is simply the suffering of the world.

Shen Mengxin sighed softly. She couldn't be so cruel as to stimulate Xiaoxiao repeatedly.

"Okay, take out the console and play some games."

Under the pitiful gaze of the little girl who was about to cry, Shen Mengxin raised her hand and waved.

"Great!"

Chapter 126 Come, Strip Game

"Super Mario, eh, it's really a nostalgic game character."

Li Lin held his chin and looked at the 3D image of the uncle on the LCD screen with great interest.

“I didn’t expect it to have evolved to this extent.”

"Hehehe——I'm very powerful~ No one will lose!"

After being suppressed, Xiaoxiao began to indulge herself and waved her fist. She was extremely confident, or rather, she let herself go. This was completely different from her previous look of self-abandonment.

"Eh, really? Wanna have a competition?" Li Lin's mouth corners rose for a moment, and he said casually, bending down to pick up a handle and fiddled with it awkwardly, "Then let's bet on something, get takeout, or take out the trash or something."

In a state of indulgence, Xiao Xiao nodded without even thinking and switched to pvp.

"Then..."

Li Lin pushed the joystick awkwardly, and repeatedly pressed the B button with his right thumb, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised as if he had confirmed something.

Noticing the change in Li Lin's expression, Shen Mengxin's eyes widened slightly and she subconsciously stretched out her hand in Xiaoxiao's direction.

"The loser takes off one piece of clothing."

"Okay!"

Xiaoxiao, who was in a state of great high, nodded subconsciously.

Then, at the moment the game started, she was knocked off the ring by a dazzling series of punches.

"Eh?"

Xiao Xiao was stunned for a moment, and the handle in her hand fell on her leg with a snap.

Who am I? Where am I? What happened?

"Ah~ That's amazing! Was I defeated instantly?" Li Lin blinked, put the controller aside, and started to zip up his jacket. "Ah, you can't beat a professional by just rubbing the buttons."

"Do not……"

Xiaoxiao raised her hand and grabbed Li Lin's right hand that was zipping up his pants, revealing a smile that was even more miserable than crying.

"Yes, I lost..."

"Huh? Really?" Li Lin opened his eyes wide, extremely surprised.

"Really, really..."

Xiaoxiao bit her lips lightly, raised her hands tremblingly and grabbed her sweatshirt. After hesitating for a moment, she made up her mind and took off the sweatshirt forcefully. In an instant, her snow-white skin came into Li Lin's sight.

“No, don’t look…”

Xiaoxiao covered her chest and cautiously shrank to the side. Her snow-white skin turned an alluring pink at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Li Lin touched his chin.

There is nothing under the small sweatshirt. Although I want to say so, there is actually a sports bra. Although it has been confirmed before, there is something else. If the overall size is enlarged by 1.2 times, she will probably be a great beauty who stands out from the crowd.

Too bad it can't be enlarged.

"Cough cough cough, since you win, you can put your clothes back on," Li Lin coughed loudly and turned to look at the screen.

"I, I will not lose..."

Xiaoxiao covered her chest with her left hand, raised her right hand with a red face and pointed at Li Lin.

"Just now, I was just careless. I just want to let you know what it means to win!"

"Hey, that's amazing~"