The devil affectionately calls me a bad guy

"Are you interested in helping out, Xiao Ji?"

"Hmm? What can I do for you?" Ji Yue put down the washed dishes and picked up the tissue beside her to wipe her hands.

"Yeah, it's to prevent that girl from looking for new stuff for a while." Li Lin crossed his fingers and smiled slightly. "Of course, the ultimate goal is to prevent her from touching that kind of stuff again, but the process may make that girl suffer a little."

"this--"

Ji Yue's eyes flickered and she nodded.

"I think it's okay."

"Hmm?" Shen Mengxin was stunned. "Xiao Ji, why did you agree?"

She remembered very clearly that when she was in the dormitory before, facing the pen brought back by Yueyi, Ji Yue directly said that it was not a big problem. In order to reassure her and Xiaoxiao, she started writing the report with the pen on the spot.

"Ah - it would be fine if we were in our own dormitory, but now it's someone else's home after all, and it's not appropriate for that little girl to always bring that kind of stuff here," Ji Yue waved her hand.

That's it...

Shen Mengxin touched her chin and nodded.

"So what do you want to do?"

"That silly senior girl collected those things just because she wanted to see a ghost once," Li Lin spread his hands, stood up, walked into the living room, bent down and picked up the iron box that was full of love letters from the disguised female ghost.

"Uh……"

Who would want to see a ghost?

Although Shen Mengxin really wanted to complain like this, when she thought about Yueyi browsing those supernatural websites when she had nothing to do, she felt like she was a supernatural prop collector who kept collecting those things that were creepy just by looking at them.

Apart from wanting to see a ghost, she really couldn't think of any other reason.

"Probably," Shen Mengxin turned her face away.

If possible, she really didn't want to admit that her roommate wanted to see a ghost.

"So~"

Li Lin held the iron box in his left hand and shook it with his fingers raised.

"We'll just let her go to hell."

"..."

Seeing Ji Yue and Shen Mengxin looking confused, Li Lin raised his hand to support his forehead.

"Well, why would a person keep repeating the same behavior? It's because the purpose has not been achieved. At least judging from the behavior of the dead girl, she just wants to see a ghost. It is precisely because she hasn't seen it that she keeps collecting those things."

of course……

Li Lin thought back to the things crowded together in the cabinet and grinned.

Yueyi, I just haven’t seen her.

"So, if she thinks she has encountered a ghost~"

"Then she will be obsessed with what she got! She won't look for the next thing related to the supernatural!" Shen Mengxin's eyes lit up.

"That's what I mean!"

Li Lin snapped his fingers.

No matter it was because of good luck or the reincarnation of gods and Buddhas, ghosts could not directly harm Yueyi. Even the group of ghosts in Youshui Mountain could only pester Yueyi and make her develop the so-called obsession.

"But how can we make Yueyi feel that she has seen a ghost?" Ji Yue raised her hand curiously.

"Of course, I took advantage of her coma to torture her body so that when she woke up the next day, she couldn't close her legs or straighten her back!"

Li Lin waved his fist excitedly.

"She'll definitely think she's seen a ghost!"

"Ah, yes, it was indeed seeing a ghost," Shen Mengxin raised her eyes, "but it might be more appropriate to say seeing a scumbag."

Although Ji Yue didn't say anything, her eyes were full of words.

"Hey, hey, hey, you guys are not doubting me, are you? I have no selfish motives in this matter. This is for everyone, including the dead girl herself."

Li Lin covered his chest with his hands, his face full of sadness.

"I have made a great decision. Anyway, you will definitely not want to hurt the dead girl senior, so let's..."

"Ah, I'm actually fine."

"Me too."

……

A woman's heart is like a needle in the sea...

Chapter 142: A Woman's Heart Is Like a Needle in the Sea

A woman's heart, a needle under the sea.

Li Lin has always felt that you never know what women are thinking, and trying to fully grasp it is no different from looking for a needle in a haystack.

But now, Li Lin feels that he has a new understanding.

A woman's heart is like a needle in the sea. It is true. It is as sharp and sparkling as a needle, but also as cold and ruthless as the deep sea.

"Just suffocate it with a pillow."

Shen Mengxin picked up the pillow and pressed it on the back of Yueyi's head.

Because Yueyi was lying prone, even if she was suffocated by a pillow, she wouldn't be suffocated to death, but she would definitely feel like she wanted to die.

The oxygen is thin and it's hot and stuffy, but not lethal, and the body will lose strength because the oxygen supply is not sufficient.

Shen Mengxin, without a care in the world, proposed this horrifying suggestion that made Li Lin's hair stand on end at the very beginning, and directly implemented it.

"Wait a moment……"

Ji Yue raised her hand.

Look, it's so cruel, how can we do this!

Li Lin breathed a sigh of relief.

"What if the dead girl struggles?" Ji Yue touched his chin and asked his question seriously, "How about finding something to hold her neck down?"

No, no, no, if you really do that, the nickname "dead girl" will become an adjective.

Li Lin raised his hand with sweat on his forehead and was about to dissuade him, but Shen Mengxin frowned and objected.

"I don't think this is okay."

Yes, yes, that's really too much.

Li Lin nodded vigorously.

"We should also hold down the dead girl's limbs."

Shen Mengxin raised her hand with a serious look on her face and pointed at Yueyi's arms resting on the sofa.

……

"I was negligent," Ji Yue touched her chin and nodded seriously, "Why don't we fix her waist as well."

So, when women become cruel, men become just scum.

Li Lin raised his hand and slapped it hard on the forehead.

The most he wanted to do was to make Yueyi's legs unable to close and her back unable to straighten the next day. Of course... although he was also a scumbag, Shen Mengxin and Ji Yue wanted Yueyi to die!

Li Lin silently stepped back, and while Shen Mengxin and Ji Yue were whispering around Yueyi, he leaned over and hugged the petite Xiaoxiao.

I feel... a lot calmer...

"Well...I think..."

Li Lin, who successfully used the small elements to neutralize the vicious female elements of Shen Mengxin and Ji Yue, straightened his back.

"no need!"

"Oh, what do you say?" Shen Mengxin crossed her arms and raised her eyes, "Besides your trick that made the dead girl unable to close her legs and straighten her waist."

"Anyway..." Li Lin stroked his chin and began to recall the horror movies he had watched before, "Do something weird, for example, emmm..."

Li Lin's expression suddenly darkened.

"Put some blood on Senior Girl's hand! Then when she wakes up tomorrow morning..."

"Oh, I see." Shen Mengxin snapped her fingers. "Xiao Ji, do you remember where the facial cleanser that dead girl uses every morning is?"

"Ah, I see what you mean!"

Ji Yue's eyes lit up.

For some reason, Li Lin felt a little creepy.

"Well, what do you want to do..."

"Replace the dead girl's facial cleanser with blood~" Shen Mengxin smiled brightly, "She will squeeze it, mold it, and look in the mirror tomorrow morning."

Shen Mengxin didn't say anything else, but Li Lin had already imagined the scene in his mind.

The underworld! Visible to the naked eye, no, from the inside out, the incomparable underworld!

It's true, it's a bit too much...

"That's a good idea."

Ji Yue touched his chin and laughed softly.

"It's not in vain that I've watched so many horror movies," Shen Mengxin held her forehead and laughed with pride.

Ah...horrible woman...

Li Lin shuddered and quickly turned around to hug Xiaoxiao, buried his face in Xiaoxiao's neck and took a deep breath.

The soft, non-threatening tone calmed Li Lin down.

Although she regretted suggesting the blood-smearing suggestion, there was no turning back as things had come to this point. These two horrible women had already decided to empty Yueyi's facial cleanser and fill it with blood.

"But what if that damn girl doesn't use facial cleanser in the morning?" Ji Yue raised her eyebrows slightly, "Let's prepare more."

"Let me think about it..."

Shen Mengxin folded her arms across her chest and fell into deep thought.

No...

This woman, who has watched countless horror movies, must not be allowed to think.

Li Lin swallowed hard.

There will definitely be some hellish ideas that people shouldn't come up with.

"Well, that..." Li Lin raised his hand with a stiff expression, "In, in Senior Sister Yueyi's shoes..."

Before Li Lin finished speaking, Shen Mengxin's eyes lit up and she waved her hand.

"Are you a genius?"

"Eh?"

Li Lin's hands trembled.

"You have a very good idea. Xiao Ji, go check if there is any hair on the comb, collect some and stuff it into Yueyi's shoes." Shen Mengxin put her hands on her hips and nodded vigorously. "This way, when the dead girl puts on her shoes tomorrow, hehehe."

"Oh, I remembered that I had a wig in my suitcase, and it just so happens that I don't want it anymore," Ji Yue gave a thumbs up.

Woman, so scary...

Li Lin silently leaned over and hugged Xiao Xiao.

Just now, he just wanted to suggest putting an extra insole in Yueyi's shoes, or removing the insole.

What the hell is putting a woman's hair in it?

What a hell...

"Li Lin!"

"exist!"