The devil affectionately calls me a bad guy

"You're kidding, is this something that can be solved with glue?" Su Qiqi raised her hand and pointed at the statue with disbelief on her face, but when she thought of the right eye moving, she immediately pressed her raised right hand back.

"Do you have any other method?"

"Goo-"

Su Qiqi stepped back unwillingly.

Indeed! She had no idea what to do, and Li Lin seemed to be quite experienced in this kind of thing. It was okay to listen to Li Lin, but she couldn't accept that Li Lin was going to use glue to solve such a weird situation?!

"You're not going to jump off the building while I'm buying glue," Su Qiqi muttered unwillingly, "I'm not feeling any pressure, just jump."

Although she said that, Su Qiqi's body was still very honest and she reached out and pinched the hem of Li Lin's clothes.

"Even if you sacrifice yourself, I won't thank you."

"If I were the kind of person who would sacrifice myself, I wouldn't have pushed the statue to your house when I knew there was something wrong with it. Do you have a fever?" Li Lin reached out and touched Su Qiqi's forehead. "You don't have a fever."

Yes, this guy is a scumbag, how could he possibly sacrifice himself?

Su Qiqi expressionlessly raised her foot and stepped heavily on Li Lin's foot. She snorted coldly, ran to the door barefoot, put on her sandals, and walked out without looking back.

"Remember to buy more!" Li Lin reminded, raising his voice.

"I'll buy enough glue to make your mouth unable to open again!"

Su Qiqi leaned over and yelled at Li Lin, then stuck out her tongue.

"That's really reassuring," Li Lin tossed the glue in his hand and began to look up and down at the statue in front of him meaningfully.

Because the obstructive arm had been removed, what now stood before him was a statue of a beautiful woman with curvaceous features.

"What are you going to do?" Lu Qin leaned close to Li Lin's ear and whispered.

Because Li Lin told her not to look, although she was very curious, she tried her best to control her eyes and not look at the right eye that appeared from the statue.

"I say, Hua Tiantian is in your body, right?" Li Lin complained as he unscrewed the lid of the glue. "I wanted to ask you what's wrong with you."

Lu Qin rubbed her arms uncomfortably. "If I had known, I would have said it earlier. Now the seven of us are one. What I am showing now is the overall emotion."

"It's really useless."

"Hey!"

"Forget it. I never expected you to help me from the beginning." Li Lin took a deep breath and poured glue on the statue's elbow. "After all, my position now is to ask you to let me go."

"Hmph - I'm glad you know."

Lu Qin crossed her arms, snorted coldly and turned her face away, but still glanced at Li Lin out of the corner of her eye.

"So, shouldn't you use glue to stick the broken pieces back together?"

"I'd like to pour the glue directly on that eye if I can."

"Where are the scumbags?"

"I think so too," Li Lin sighed and raised the corners of his mouth slightly. "Besides, it is destined that this statue will be completely shattered. There is no point in putting the pieces back together, so I decided to change my thinking."

Lu Qin's eyes twitched.

Although Li Lin did not say what the idea was, his malicious smile was full of ideas.

Chapter 221: Selfish desires can make people fearless!

The cardboard box fell heavily to the ground. Su Qiqi raised her hand to wipe the sweat from her forehead and pouted in dissatisfaction.

"Here—enough to wrap you up completely."

"Thank you for your hard work," Li Lin raised his hand and tapped Su Qiqi's shoulder. He leaned over and took out a bottle of 502 glue from the carton and shook it gently. "You didn't pack up all the glue in the supermarket, did you?"

"Yeah, I feel like I can't shut you up if I don't do this," Su Qiqi said with a fake smile as she sat down on the sofa, her arms folded across her chest. "So, what are you going to do? If you want to use glue to repair the statue and pretend nothing happened, I won't accompany you. According to the routine of horror movies, if you do this, the statue will definitely break when you giggle, and then it will be a bad ending."

"I have no intention of gluing the pieces back together. I know that a broken mirror cannot be put back together."

Li Lin unscrewed the glue hole casually and poured the translucent glue on the statue's elbow. Su Qiqi raised her eyebrows slightly. Li Lin's behavior seemed meaningless. In fact... it was really meaningless.

"Hey, classmate Su Qiqi, what will happen if you get stuck with glue?"

"Of course I can't move it..." Su Qiqi opened her eyes wide, and her hands clasped in front of her chest slowly dropped down, "Do you want to use glue to seal this statue?"

It's irrational. If you're stuck with glue, you can't move. Of course she understands this, but is this the important thing?! ?

This development is just like the hero in a ghost movie facing a ghost that is about to break the seal. He does not use black donkey hooves or talismans, but instead plans to use buckets of cement to physically seal the ghost.

Reasonable, but full of flaws.

"Rather than using glue to seal it, it's better to say... it's fixing the joints," Li Lin raised his finger and bent it, "so that those parts can crack, but they can't break apart."

"Hey, hey, hey, since you plan to use glue to prevent the stone parts from cracking, why did you glue all the parts except the eye together?" Su Qiqi stood up with a bad expression, "If it's not enough, I'll buy more."

"No, no, no, classmate Su Qiqi, have you heard of the so-called equivalent exchange?" Li Lin raised his finger and shook it gently, his face serious, "It is inevitable that the statue will crack, just like the monsters in horror movies will inevitably break their seals. The more you want to stop it from happening, the more inevitable it will be. It may even be accelerated by the act of stopping it."

Su Qiqi had a conflicted expression. This was exactly how a horror movie would unfold. When a problem was discovered, she wanted to nip it in the bud, but the problem exploded instead.

"So I don't intend to stop this from happening. I will even help her to untie it, but!" Li Lin smiled brightly and stretched out his hand to gesture at the joints of the statue twice, "In exchange, some parts~"

Logically, this is what is going on. In exchange for helping you unlock other parts, some parts are locked for you, but, but...

"You, is that really all you think? Is your purpose really that simple?" Su Qiqi couldn't help but complain.

"Of course, I will definitely add a little bit of my own, really just a little, selfish motivation," Li Lin raised his little finger and gestured lightly.

Su Qiqi was stunned at first, then slowly opened her eyes.

Li Lin had just applied glue to the statue's elbows, which meant that the elbows were the parts that would not be untied. So, based on a reasoning, Li Lin's goal was to use glue to fix every joint of the statue, and then...

"You guy..."

Su Qiqi raised her right hand shakily and pointed at Li Lin, her voice trembling, "You guy, you can't be!"

Li Lin did not answer, but just smiled brightly and licked his lips.

"Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Do you want to do this in your living room? It's so bright!"

"I can move to your room," Li Lin reached out and picked up the statue, "You live in your mother's room now anyway."

"You are not allowed to do that kind of thing in my room! I'm going back to my room now!" Su Qiqi got furious.

"Then I'll go to your mother's room."

“Not allowed!”

"Then I'll go to the storage room?" Li Lin blinked, "Or in the living room."

Su Qiqi hesitated. Although she didn't want Li Lin to do that kind of thing in her house at all, it was obviously impossible.

"Be quiet." Su Qiqi covered her face.

"Okay~"

Li Lin picked up the statue with a smile and pushed open the storage room with his butt. He placed the statue in the middle of the storage room, turned around excitedly and picked up the paper box full of glue. Su Qiqi hesitated for a moment and called Li Lin.

"I said, you're not going to die."

Li Lin paused and tilted his head: "Why do you think I will die?"

"Because, according to the routine, a confident professional like you is often the first to die," Su Qiqi said seriously, "If you die, it will be very troublesome for me to deal with it."

"Are you concerned about me?"

"No," Su Qiqi turned her face away.

"That's good."

Li Lin grinned, walked into the storage room, closed the door, and locked it with a click.

Su Qiqi pursed her lips, muttered softly, picked up the remote control, lay on the sofa, turned on the TV and turned up the volume.

"Okay, time to get to work."

In the storage room, Li Lin casually placed the cardboard box filled with glue on a cabinet beside him, raised his hand, put it on his neck and twisted it.

"Are you sure this will really work?" Lu Qin floated to Li Lin's side and complained, "Glue or something, I think it would be better for you to just throw this statue into the canal."

"One of the inevitable plot points in horror movies is to throw these kinds of things away directly," Li Lin casually picked up a bottle of glue from a paper box, unscrewed the lid, squatted in front of the statue's calf, and carefully applied glue to the statue's knee. "Of course, the best solution is to let this statue stay in the art classroom forever. No one touches it. It will always be just a statue, and it will always stay by the window of the art classroom."

"But you brought her out, and not only that, you also knocked off the arms that were covering her eyes, mouth, and ears," Lu Qin raised her eyes.

"There's nothing I can do. It's still inside you, silent. It's scary," Li Lin let out a long breath. "I want this statue to stay by the window of the art classroom forever, but I don't dare. So I have to face it bravely."

"It's a good idea to mix in some personal desires, right?"

"Selfish desires make people fearless!"

Chapter 222 Bite

Glue fixing is complete!

Li Lin raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead, put his hands on his hips, looked up and down at the statue in front of him, and nodded with satisfaction.

From thighs to fingers, all the joints that allow people to move freely were all coated with glue several times, to the extent that a thick layer could be clearly seen. During the entire local sealing process, the exposed right eye did not react at all, which made Li Lin confirm his idea.

The hands covering the statue's eyes were not only to block the statue's vision, but also to prevent others from looking at the statue. The hands covering the statue's eyes were gone, and Su Qiqi couldn't help but look over, so the stone statue's right eye was broken. He didn't look at the statue's eyes once the whole time, so even if he fiddled with the statue, that eye didn't react at all.

"So are you going to unlock the seal of this statue now?" Lu Qin subconsciously floated back.

"Why are you so cowardly?"

Lu Qin's subconscious cowardly action made Li Lin unable to help but complain, "The body inside this statue is Hua Tiantian's body, and the female ghost named Hua Tiantian is a part of your body. What are you afraid of?"

Lu Qin's expression froze for a moment, then she blushed and complained, "Normally everyone would be scared, right? But Hua Tiantian didn't react at all! And besides! Weren't you the one who least believed that the person in the statue was Hua Tiantian?"

"This is not... at this point, I can't lie to myself anymore," Li Lin covered his face. "It's a fact that Hua Tiantian is dead. If there is someone else in the statue, then Hua Tiantian killed someone that night, hid the person in the statue, and then disappeared. This doesn't make sense logically."

"So you believe that Hua Tiantian buried herself in the statue and then carved the statue herself," Lu Qin's mouth twitched.

Do you think this is scientific?

Although Lu Qin did not say it directly, Li Lin could still see the speechlessness in Lu Qin's eyes.

"Anyway... it's all unscientific..." Li Lin's eyes were empty, and he turned his face away with a lifeless smile. "Then I will definitely choose the possibility where I need to deal with fewer ghosts. If Hua Tiantian really killed someone and buried the person in the statue, then I will have to deal with another ghost."

"I think you should say now that if you have to choose, I prefer a reality with fewer victims," ​​Lu Qin complained, "that way you'll be like the hero in a supernatural story."

"Haven't you ever seen pornographic versions of horror movies?"

……

After a brief silence, Lu Qin's snow-white skin turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye. At this moment, Li Lin understood that Lu Qin... had seen it.

"Hey~ I can't tell, let's go together~"

"Stop talking so much! I haven't seen it! I didn't understand anything! Just get down to work and stop talking nonsense!" Lu Qin blushed and waved her fist vigorously.

Li Lin's intuition told him that if he continued along this line of discussion, the protagonist of this horror film in the statue series might have to be changed.

"Okay, okay, let me think about it," Li Lin took a deep breath, "Gazing will revive the eyes. Although the seal will be lifted sooner or later, it is more appropriate to put the field of vision last."

"Why?"

Lu Qin regretted asking the question right after she finished it. If it was someone else, they would probably give a very professional-sounding explanation, such as if being seen directly by a female ghost would cause something very bad to happen, and that one would be marked. But if this question was asked to Li Lin...

"It's more exciting to play when you can't see," Li Lin winked at Lu Qin. "Because you can't see, your other senses will be heightened and your body will become more sensitive. Plus, your body is fixed and you can't move, and the feeling of uneasiness will further increase your partner's physical sensitivity."

……

"Thank you for your professional explanation, scumbag," Lu Qin smiled brightly.

"You're welcome. I'm a good person after all." Li Lin grinned and walked around to the left side of the statue. He blew gently into the statue's ear and whispered, "Hua Tiantian, how did you sleep?"

click-

A crack appeared on the left ear of the statue and spread to the surrounding area at an extremely fast speed. Li Lin narrowed his eyes slightly and took a few steps back. The tiny debris slowly fell down. Lu Qin covered her mouth. What appeared in front of them was a crystal clear ear that made people want to bite it.

Behind the eyes are ears, not shriveled corpse ears, but ears that are no different from those of a normal person.

Clearly, this statue has been placed in that art classroom for a year.

No matter how tempting or beautiful it is, it will seem extremely strange in the face of that horrifying fact. No one will...

"Ah--" Li Lin bit the crystal earlobe.

Bite!!!!

Lu Qin covered her face and turned into a world famous painting and shouted.