The devil affectionately calls me a bad guy

Chapter 40 Heather Blooms

As the saying goes, art comes from life. The expression of art may be a little exaggerated, but life will only become more magical.

It's so magical that the art of complaining really expresses the fucked-up side of this world in a subtle way.

Just like now.

Female detective Shangguan Xue looked at the duo in bath towels in front of her with a subtle expression.

She received a report that a perverted murderer had been encountered. Logically, it should have been the experienced detectives who came to handle it, but it just so happened that the police force in this city was divided up recently due to the recent suicide cases. Considering that the victim stated that they were two people and had successfully subdued the perverted murderer, she, the newbie, was sent in.

And he was so generous that he let her come alone! He even let her drive her own car!

but……

Shangguan Xue subconsciously bit her thumb and turned her head away, her teeth starting to chatter because she was too nervous.

She had considered that if the attack took place in a bathhouse, the victim might not have any clothes on.

But when Li Lin and Shen Mengxin really appeared in front of her wrapped in bath towels, she couldn't help but want to complain.

Don’t really come out wrapped in a bath towel!

"I'm sorry, our clothes were burned by that perverted murderer," Shen Mengxin blushed and shrank carefully behind Li Lin.

Although the person who came was a female police officer, Shen Mengxin, as a normal young girl, was still very shy. It was precisely because the person opposite her was a woman that she was even more shy. She could even imagine what the other person was thinking.

"Well, it's okay, I'm a public servant of the people, just like a doctor, you don't have to care about my gender," Shangguan Xue coughed lightly, straightened up and looked serious.

"Can I touch your breasts, please?"

Li Lin raised his hand subconsciously.

Shangguan Xue opened her mouth wide and looked at Li Lin in disbelief.

Shen Mengxin's mouth twitched.

"I'm sorry. I was talking to this lady just now. Please keep a certain distance from me."

Shangguan Xue's face darkened instantly when she reacted. In her mind, she labeled Li Lin a scumbag and a frivolous man. At the same time, she began to sympathize with a pitiful girl like Shen Mengxin who had to stay in the same room with Li Lin in a bath towel and had to rely on him.

and many more……

"Miss, did this man touch you before I came?" Shangguan Xue looked at Shen Mengxin anxiously.

If he even dared to talk nonsense to a female detective, then he would probably just physically touch this poor powerless girl. She could even imagine such a shameless plot in her mind.

Shen Mengxin hesitated for a moment.

If you want to ask whether Li Lin touched her, the answer is definitely yes, and it was just the last step.

but……

"What are you talking about, Miss Detective?"

Li Lin put his arm around Shen Mengxin's shoulders with some dissatisfaction and spoke righteously.

"We are here to take a mixed bath together."

Don’t say that!!!

Shen Mengxin's face turned red in an instant, almost bleeding.

Just as she worried, Shangguan Xue's expression changed instantly when she looked at her, and perhaps she imagined some plot in her mind, and her snow-white skin turned a rosy blush just like her name.

"Didn't you guys take baths separately?"

Shangguan Xue stuttered as she took out her notebook.

"Ha, isn't the most famous thing about this place the mixed bathing pool? A man and a woman come here to take a bath. What else can they come here for but to come for the mixed bathing pool?"

Li Lin's righteous attitude was like a straight punch that made Shangguan Xue retreat again and again and sit down on the sofa.

"Um, um, sorry..."

Shangguan Xue held the notebook carefully and lowered her head as if she was meeting her leader.

"Well, can I ask you a few questions?"

At the same time, he quietly looked up at Shen Mengxin, with a little more envy and curiosity in his eyes.

Don't look at me like that!!!

I don't!

I have never stepped onto the adult ladder!

Shen Mengxin covered her face.

"Shouldn't we go find the murderer first?"

Li Lin crossed his arms and shouted.

"I'm sorry! It's my first time, so..."

Shangguan Xue immediately jumped up and bent down.

"I'm not very skilled at these things. I promise I won't do it again next time."

"Very good!" Li Lin raised his hand and patted Shangguan Xue on the shoulder. "That's what young people should do. Be brave enough to make mistakes even if you know they are wrong. It doesn't matter if it's your first time or if you are not proficient. I will guide you well and you will become proficient in the future."

"Thank you!" Shangguan Xue raised her face with emotion.

Hey! He is not your leader!

Shen Mengxin roared in her heart.

He just said he wanted to touch your breasts! You are a criminal policeman! You are a servant of the people, not a maid!

Unfortunately, Shangguan Xue had been knocked unconscious by Li Lin's combination of punches. She really thought Li Lin was a plainclothes policeman who came to take a bath and happened to run into the blind murderer's superior. He looked like he was following his senior to investigate the scene.

"This is the mixed bathing locker room. The murderer burned our clothes here. So..."

Li Lin looked at Shangguan Xue with a frown on his face, who started sniffing around as soon as she entered the locker room.

"what are you doing?"

"I'm smelling for any semen... cough cough cough!"

Shangguan Xue blushed and straightened up seriously.

"I suspect there are heather plants in this locker room, so just smell it, don't mind it."

Shen Mengxin, who was following behind Shangguan Xue, had a twitching mouth.

Heather, who doesn't know that plant that looks like a malicious plant in the school.

The smell coming from that thing...

Damn it! I was misunderstood!

Shen Mengxin covered her face, turned her head away, and shed two lines of tears.

But she didn't know how to clear up Shangguan Xue's misunderstanding.

The situation between her and Li Lin was just like a young boy and girl lying in bed sleeping without doing anything. Can you believe it? It was just as awkward.

From the perspective of an observer, Shen Mengxin herself couldn't believe that nothing had happened.

Explanation seems like a cover-up.

"Look at this glass door. Have you figured out anything?"

Li Lin did not rush to bring Shangguan Xue into the bathtub. Instead, he raised his hand and pointed at the glass door with a hole in it that was still stained with blood. He really spoke to her patiently like an old senior.

"Well, I think this is a sign that someone was attacked."

Because she was still a newbie, and Li Lin's tone was too intimidating, Shangguan Xue nodded subconsciously, and made a clasping gesture with a serious face and touched the direction of the glass door.

Shen Mengxin, who was standing behind, covered her forehead with her hands.

It turned out to be like this!

"No, don't forget. He's a perverted murderer. In order to make the victim feel unable to resist, he will definitely do something incomprehensible, such as banging his head against the glass door. Imagine that you are taking a bath and a dark shadow suddenly stands outside the door and starts banging his head against the door. He doesn't stop even when his flesh and blood are all over the door. Then he stares at you through the bloody hole while you are taking a bath. How would you feel?!"

Shangguan Xue thought about it subconsciously and then opened her eyes wide.

Fear, the person outside the door is definitely not a normal person!

Chapter 41 This Child is So Terrible

Abnormal means having an abnormal brain.

A murderer means someone is mentally ill.

A perverted murderer means that even people with abnormal brains think he is abnormal.

Shangguan Xue slapped her forehead hard, with a hint of regret in her eyes.

She actually forgot such an important premise and used the ordinary person's way of thinking to reason.

really……

Shangguan Xue held the notebook in her hand and looked up at Li Lin with admiration.

The seniors are so awesome!

Shen Mengxin, who was standing aside, witnessed the entire process of Shangguan Xue's eyes and expressions changing.

Instead of complaining, she is now more wary of Li Lin.

Because this man's frivolous attitude clearly made Shangguan Xue feel prejudiced and dislike towards him at the beginning, but he eliminated the dislike in just a few words and even made Shangguan Xue feel admiration for him.

First, he saw through the fact that the other party was a newbie, and used the other party's unfamiliarity with the process and the subtle atmosphere to make the other party feel that he was very new and shameful. Then, he used a very reliable attitude and humble tone to make the other party feel flattered, and even have an inferiority complex of "I am such a newbie, but he is so patient". Then, he naturally put on the attitude of a senior, did not take advantage of the opportunity, and did not reveal any flaws.

An extremely skillful and beautiful combo.

This guy is so scary!

Shen Mengxin took a breath, clenched her fists subconsciously, and glanced at the bench on the side.

Can't stay!

If such a scumbag were allowed to continue to exist in this world, I wonder how many innocent girls would be fooled around like Shangguan Xue and become victims.

As a righteous woman, she will never sit idly by.

"Okay, now you understand, all the traces and evidence of someone being attacked on this door were done by that perverted murderer himself."

Li Lin put his right hand behind his back and made an OK gesture to Shen Mengxin.

"Yes, Senior, I understand!"

Shangguan Xue opened her notebook hastily and started writing things down quickly.

Shen Mengxin was stunned at first.

"Because he's a psychopathic murderer! So no matter how incredible the incident is, it's a very common thing. Anyone who has doubts is not professional enough."

Shangguan Xue straightened her back and shouted with an extremely affirmative tone.

So this is ah……

Shen Mengxin covered her mouth with her face full of emotion.

Li Lin was not a scumbag by nature, but was really thinking about the two of them.

Their biggest trouble now is that, as victims, they have no injuries on their bodies. The seemingly miserable scratches on Li Lin's shoulder have been completely cleaned up by the water, and now it looks like they were caused by scratching. However, Zhang Feng, as the victim, looks half-dead. After the injury assessment, it is estimated that the conclusion will be that he suffered extremely cruel abuse.

However, all the traces left by Zhang Feng, a perverted murderer, looked like he was attacked.

And in order to prevent this seemingly foolish new detective from suspecting that the two of them attacked someone after a cursory glance at the scene and calling the police to clear him of suspicion, Li Lin deliberately used a scumbag combo to beat Shangguan Xue so that she could not think normally and was brought into Li Lin's rhythm.

Just like this, the thing most likely to cause them to be suspected is this glass door that looks like someone was attacked.

A normal person's first reaction would be that they were the ones who were attacked, but they did not have any wounds that matched the wound, and the bloodstains were not theirs. Behind the glass door was Zhang Feng, who was tied up, half-dead, with a wound on his forehead that matched the wound.

Putting herself in Shen Mengxin's shoes, she would immediately suspect the two victims behind her who had no injuries on their bodies.

But, just like what she saw now.

Li Lin successfully fooled Shangguan Xue. Now Shangguan Xue completely believed Li Lin's explanation that the perverted killer had a hole in his brain, and even said that the suspects were just not professional enough.

He really is a damn reliable man.

"Well, you have a bright future. You will definitely become a star in the serious crime squad. With you here, there will be no more wrongful convictions, let alone unsolved cases!"