The devil affectionately calls me a bad guy

Chapter 234: Lawyer, Please Sit Down

"Unbelievable!"

Xiyu's face flushed and she pinched Li Lin's face hard.

"I am older than you! How dare you spank an older woman!"

Facing Xiyu's justified anger, Li Lin smiled awkwardly, reached out and pressed on Xiyu's shoulders, and opened his eyes as wide as possible to make himself look sincere, "Lawyer Xiyu, I understand. I was indeed wrong in this matter! I am reflecting on it."

Xiyu pursed her lips, turned her head and snorted: "It's good that you know."

"So..." Li Lin raised his lips slightly, and pressed his hands on Xiyu's shoulders, "Lawyer, please sit down first~"

Xiyu's eyes widened slightly, and before she could say anything, she felt a huge force hitting her shoulders and she sat down on the chair.

“Ugh—”

A sharp tingling sensation came over her, and Xiyu's legs subconsciously straightened. She made an embarrassing sound before she came to her senses, raised her hands to cover her mouth, and tears welled up in the corners of her eyes.

"Lawyer Xiyu, what's wrong with you?" Li Lin tilted his head, looking innocent.

"No, nothing..." Xiyu's mouth twitched fiercely.

As a mature and reliable adult, how could he lose his composure over such a small matter as a sore butt?

"Is that so~" Li Lin stretched out his voice, his smile gradually faded, his right hand trembled, and the rolled-up report fell down, "Then Lawyer Xiyu, can you explain this report?"

After a brief silence, Xiyu cried and fell from the chair onto the sofa, wailing.

"It hurts! My butt hurts!"

"Lawyer, would you rather be humiliated to this extent than face your own report?"

Xiyu, who was lying on the sofa and wailing with her butt covered, shuddered suddenly, sat up silently, and covered her face: "I'm sorry, I'm so useless, please don't look at me anymore."

Seeing Xiyu's expression of being really sorry for being alive, Li Lin was also somewhat helpless, flipping through the reports one by one: "But I admire you for being able to do useless work to this extent."

Xiyu shuddered again and bent her body, looking decadent as if she wanted to disappear from this world.

Indeed, she was quite impressed with herself for being able to go around in circles writing endless reports, and finally come up with a report that had no conclusion at all, but looked very hardworking and difficult to blame, just to satisfy the teacher.

"I'm telling you, Lawyer Xiyu, how many years have you graduated? This is not an assessment. As long as you work hard enough, you can get process points," Li Lin rolled up the report with a helpless look on his face and tapped Xiyu's head lightly.

Xiyu lowered her head. It was obvious that Li Lin was younger than her and hadn't even entered society yet. He was just a college student, but he lectured her like a leader. And yet... she didn't know how to refute!

"Sorry……"

"But there's nothing we can do about it. There's no blind spot in this matter. For now, we can only... put it on hold," Li Lin sighed deeply and threw the report aside.

"Hey! Are you planning to give up?" Xiyu stood up with a look of disbelief on her face, and put her right hand on her chest, "There must be something hidden in this matter!"

"Did you find evidence?"

Xiyu sat back silently, covering her face: "I'm sorry, I'm so useless."

"Besides, it's not giving up, but putting it on hold for now and slowly looking for clues. However, this is the only way now," Li Lin spread his hands, "or do you know someone who is well-informed?"

Well-informed...

Xiyu's eyes widened slightly, but she immediately turned her face away the next second.

"I, I don't know..."

"you know."

"Gu——" Xiyu swallowed unwillingly after being exposed, "That, that is..."

"Lawyer Xiyu, you clearly know how to get unknown information, but you don't do it. You would rather stay at home all night doing useless work. To be honest, I am very disappointed in you," Li Lin held his forehead and took a few steps back, sighing, "Do you really want to be a righteous lawyer? Lawyer Xiyu, is this the extent of your determination!"

Xiyu blushed and immediately stood up, wanting to refute, but as if realizing something, her voice stammered and lowered: "Even if you say so! I have my own difficulties here! Even if you try to provoke me, it will be useless!"

Li Lin blinked. Xiyu was the kind of person who would get carried away, especially when it came to the matter of the righteous lawyer. Even if she knew he was provoking her, she would have jumped in. But Xiyu didn't fall for it...

Li Lin grinned.

Interesting!

Li Lin's malicious smile made Xiyu shiver. She subconsciously crossed her arms across her chest and shrank back with a look of vigilance.

Li Lin stepped on Xiyu's side, touched his chin and leaned in front of Xiyu.

"Lawyer Xiyu, you really want to help Su Qiqi find out the truth, right?"

Xiyu shrank her neck and leaned back to try to distance herself from Li Lin's face, but she was already completely leaning against the back of the sofa and could only watch Li Lin's face getting closer and closer.

"I want to help Su Qiqi! I really want to help her!" Xi Yu yelled with a red face and reached out to press on Li Lin's face, preventing Li Lin's face from getting closer. "Did I say I wouldn't help? Look, I've been working hard all night, haven't I?"

"But you only produced a report to please the teacher...you want to use this report to beg for mercy from the judge?"

"This……"

At the moment when Xiyu hesitated, Li Lin pushed his body forward, put his head directly next to Xiyu's ear, and blew gently, "Are you serious? Do you think the judge will accept your opinion just because he sees that you are in a lot of trouble?"

"Ugh—too close..."

The masculine scent and heat that hit her face made Xiyu's body soften. An alluring blush appeared on her face, and she pushed Li Lin's chest weakly.

"Lawyer Xiyu, this matter is not important at all now. What's important is that you really have no way to solve the problem of Su Qiqi, right? Do you really want this matter to be stuck here?" Li Lin grinned, "Isn't one night enough for you to understand this matter? Or do you want to keep your client waiting?"

Xiyu's hands froze, and Li Lin smiled even more brightly. He lowered his left hand and gently brushed Xiyu's pocket, picked up Xiyu's phone, shook it left and right, and whispered like a devil tempting people to fall, "Only this time, only this time, as long as this time succeeds, you can transform into a righteous lawyer, and you don't have to defend those bad guys anymore."

Xiyu swallowed hard and reached out to the phone in front of her with trembling hands.

"Yes, that's right, that's right, yes."

After five minutes of communication, Xiyu lowered her head and made an OK gesture to Li Lin.

It worked, but Xiyu looked depressed as if I was dead.

Even Li Lin felt like he had done something extremely excessive.

Chapter 235: Too Kingly

Transaction, this was originally just a very common word, but due to social changes, the word "transaction" has a bit of a strange flavor in it.

For example, dark transactions~ and so on.

There is no doubt that Xiyu had reached some deal with someone, but looking at Xiyu's kill-me expression, it was obviously not a deal about money.

Li Lin hesitated for a while, then raised his hand towards Xi Yu and cautiously asked, "Well, how much did you spend?"

Xiyu glanced at Li Lin, staggered to the sofa, plopped down on it, and after a long while, she said in a muffled voice, "I didn't spend any money."

Isn't this really a transaction of money?

Li Lin held his chin up and fell into deep thought, his eyes subconsciously sweeping across Xiyu's buttocks. It was a transaction of money and sex, a transaction of money and sex. Since it was not a transaction of money, it was a transaction of sex.

People who have plenty of information probably won't be short of money. If it were him... he would want Xi Yuse more than any monetary transaction.

"Cough, cough, cough—" Li Lin coughed heavily a few times, squatted carefully beside the sofa, stretched out his finger and tapped Xiyu's arm, "Well, you traded, what?"

"Let me complete a task, and after I finish it, help me investigate this matter," Xiyu raised her head, with tears in the corners of her eyes.

Li Lin's heart skipped a beat, and he instantly recalled a lot of mosaic-covered work, such as under the desk, under the desk, and under the desk...

"Ahem - well, I know you care very much about this matter, but that's right... there's no need to sacrifice yourself for work," Li Lin coughed heavily again, reached out and gently patted Xiyu's back.

Lu Qin, who was floating aside, raised her eyebrows slightly. First of all, she also felt that Xiyu had agreed to some kind of dirty deal. After all, that shameless body was much more valuable than money. But what surprised her was that Li Lin was actually persuading Xiyu. If it were her father Lu Zhou, he would definitely be brainwashing Xiyu to think that this was a mission worthy of pride. This made Lu Qin sigh.

Even if they are scum, there are differences.

"How about I practice with you?" Li Lin gave a thumbs up with shining eyes.

This guy!

Lu Qin staggered and almost fell from mid-air.

He is indeed the worst scum in the world!

Lu Qin clenched her fists, smiled with great force, and floated up.

"Ah? You can't do it," Xiyu was stunned and looked Li Lin up and down, then shook her head subconsciously.

no?

Li Lin's body shook, he staggered back a few steps, holding his chest, and sat down on the ground.

And it was only after looking it over and over that I said no!

Lu Qin covered her mouth and burst out laughing, then turned her face away.

"How can you know if you don't try it?" Li Lin reached out and grabbed Xi Yu's shoulders and shook her back and forth, "Give me a chance!"

"Ah - so, you really can't do it," Xiyu weakly stretched out her hand to push Li Lin, "You wouldn't like this kind of thing either."

"Huh? I'm great, I like it a lot, okay!"

"really?"

"Really, this can't be any more true!"

Detention center.

"Hello, I'm Mr. Dai Lin's defense attorney, and this is my assistant. My boss should have made an appointment."

"Uh... Miss Lawyer, are you feeling unwell?" The receptionist at the detention center looked Xiyu up and down with a subtle expression and asked cautiously.

"Yes, she's not feeling well, so we're leaving today."

Li Lin, who was standing next to Xiyu, nodded seriously, bent down, picked up Xiyu, and walked out quickly.

Five minutes later, Li Lin and Xi Yu walked back dejectedly under the receptionist's even more subtle gaze.

"I'm sorry, it was just a joke."

"Oh, oh, mmmmmm."

The receptionist nodded quickly and raised his hand in the direction of the bench: "Please wait over there for a moment."

Li Lin walked dejectedly to the bench and sat down, covering his face with his hands.

"I... have never heard of such conditions."

Transaction, transaction, what other transactions can there be besides transactions of money and sex!

If it's not money, then it's the body. Generally speaking, it must be like this! All other developments except this are heresy!

Especially this one, which is like an orthodox lawyer TV show, "You want to help that person get justice? Sure, if you help me win another case, I will help you collect intelligence."

Then he also understood why it was neither a transaction of money nor a transaction of sex, and why Xiyu had an expression that said, "Kill me, I don't want to live anymore."

"I, I told you from the beginning that you can't do it. Why don't you believe me?" Xiyu sat next to Li Lin in exactly the same position, covering her face and sobbing. "It's okay to help those black-hearted entrepreneurs to sue. I can also find a way to make them pay the tax, but, but... why should I defend a domestic violence man! And defend his innocence! That old fox!"

That's right, there was only one reason why Xiyu would say that she would rather die than not. The only person who could provide her with information was her boss, the unscrupulous boss who tricked her into going to court.

And this time, the condition of agreeing to help her investigate some things that are normally impossible to investigate is also very lawyer-drama-like.

Help fight a lawsuit that no one wants to fight.

They are defending a domestic violence man and have to defend him for innocence. Generally speaking, such family disputes will not go to court and are often mediated and arbitrated privately. However, the target this time is a bit strange, but it should be tricky for them.

Dai Lin, suspected of taking illegal drugs.

"This is definitely a loss!"

Although she knew that she should keep quiet in the detention center, Xiyu still couldn't help but wailing with her hands covering her face.

"He's taking drugs and committing domestic violence! A man like this should be shot for five minutes! Five minutes! The woman already has a clear disability assessment, but he still wants to plead not guilty! He actually wants to plead not guilty!"

The people in the detention center subconsciously looked in the direction of Xiyu. After hearing the content of Xiyu's wailing, they all cast sympathetic glances towards Xiyu.

Indeed, it is difficult.

"Ah... I'm done..."

After wailing, Xiyu collapsed on the backrest with empty eyes and smiled foolishly.

"This time, my bad reputation cannot be washed away. First, I helped a bad boy suspected of murder, then I helped a black-hearted entrepreneur, and now I'm a drug-addicted domestic violence man. My career is in a state of confusion."

"Lawyer! Lawyer, cheer up! Maybe there is some misunderstanding in this matter!"

Li Lin reached out and held Xiyu's shoulders, shaking her gently.

That's right, just like what happened to Jiang Ling at that time! It seemed that it was Jiang Ling's problem, but in fact Jiang Ling was innocent!