The devil affectionately calls me a bad guy

Li Lin stepped back, raised his finger tremblingly and pointed at Ye Zhirou.

"You couldn't have been possessed by Ying Su!"

"No!"

Ying Su immediately came out from the door, waving her fist to protest to Li Lin, but when she saw Lu Qin floating behind Li Lin, her social phobia instinct took over and she shrank back.

"I do not understand what you're saying……"

Ye Zhirou yawned deeply and let go of the doorknob. Li Lin blinked and opened the door, but did not go in immediately. Instead, he looked up and down at Ye Zhirou's staggering back.

The extremely tacky pajamas perfectly concealed Ye Zhirou's proud figure. The pair of large slippers made a mysterious snapping sound from time to time. Looking at the shoe cabinet at the door of Ye Zhirou's house, it was full of extremely tacky shoes. There was no trace of the fashion icon that Ye Zhirou used to be.

"Are you really not possessed by another spirit?" Li Lin's eyes twitched.

This outfit looked like Ying Su's hobby no matter how you looked at it. Coupled with Ye Zhirou's disdain for Ying Su's taste, other than Ye Zhirou being possessed by Ying Su, he couldn't think of any reason why Ye Zhirou, who had shouted that she would rather be naked than wear clothes of Ying Su's taste, would wear clothes of Ying Su's taste from head to toe.

"No."

Ye Zhirou scratched her stomach and fell on the sofa with a plop, looking like a socially anxious, autistic homebody.

"Then why are you wearing Yingsu's clothes?"

Li Lin paused and then added a revised version of a more classic line.

"You are so unsophisticated."

The corners of Ye Zhirou's mouth twitched, and she sat up shakily, "No, I'm just... trying to understand Ying Su."

"what?"

"That is to say... even if I have the original design, I definitely can't copy Ying Su's work, right? If I don't reach Ying Su's level, the unauthorized changes will only look weird," Ye Zhirou raised her hand and gestured, "So I'm trying to understand Ying Su."

"Your clothes don't actually have any design at all, right?"

Ye Zhirou's expression froze, and she turned her head away a little bit, not daring to look Li Lin in the eye.

"Who, who said, this, this is just a necessary process."

"Really? Then I'll go check out your computer."

Li Lin turned around and walked towards Ye Zhirou's room without thinking. Ye Zhirou, who was lying on the sofa, jumped up on the spot and stood in front of Li Lin at an extremely fast speed, arching her back like a cat and making threatening purring sounds.

Well, it looks like nothing was done.

"Hey, classmate Ye Zhirou, have you ever heard of this saying? First-rate schools focus on academics, while third-rate schools focus on discipline."

Li Lin raised his hand and bowed to Ye Zhirou, then turned around and sat down on the sofa, crossed his legs, spread his hands, and started talking, "First-rate schools are already at the top, there is no need to use fancy methods, just focus on academic research, but third-rate schools have limited standards, if you want to improve your level you need funding, but without funding there is no way to improve your level, so you can only play tricks, flatter those leaders to enforce discipline, and then lower the conditions for international students, pretending to be a first-rate school."

Ye Zhirou tilted her head and sat down next to Li Lin: "I don't understand what you are saying?"

The tempting fragrance automatically activated Li Lin's scumbag instinct. He subconsciously moved sideways and pressed on Ye Zhirou's outstretched hand. His left hand hooked Ye Zhirou's slender waist and his right hand went up. However, the touch of an old cotton-padded jacket made Li Lin calm down instantly.

Clothes make the man, and trees make the bark. For a fairy like Ye Zhirou who is so alluring even without clothes, just putting on some clothes can make people's brains empty...

He originally thought so, but now it seems that he is not so sure.

After hesitating for a moment, Li Lin stretched out his hand and pressed on Ye Zhirou's slender thighs covered by the big and useless pajamas. He pulled them hard twice and could indeed feel the silky thighs under the pajamas, but it was more of a thick touch like old cotton pants, coupled with this mysterious color combination.

Li Lin sat up straight silently, pulled out his hand like a gentleman, and said seriously: "Ms. Ye Zhirou, I actually have something to ask of you."

"Ha, I'm very busy."

"I'll probably have to trouble you for a while, running around and stuff like that."

"I helped with this!"

Ye Zhirou, who had an expression like "I won't agree even if you kneel down and beg me" just a second ago, immediately stretched out her hands and held Li Lin's right hand.

"You just want to find an excuse to go out and slack off, right?"

……

"I just want to go out and find some inspiration. Besides, you are my friend. Maybe we will get along well with each other for the rest of our lives. I will definitely help you!"

After saying that, Ye Zhirou stood up righteously and shook her messy hair vigorously, "Give me five minutes to tidy up my clothes."

five minutes?

Li Lin blinked and looked blankly at Ye Zhirou's back as she walked towards the bathroom. Isn't it said that it takes women half an hour to put on makeup before going out?

Considering Ye Zhirou's current condition, he wouldn't be surprised if Ye Zhirou gave him an hour, but five minutes was a bit... He's not a man. A man can just rub his face, mess up his hair and go out.

As Ye Zhirou entered the bathroom, a series of sharp drilling sounds like an electric drill scared Li Lin so much that he jumped up, followed by knocking sounds like hammering iron.

Looking at the bathroom with the lights off, Li Lin's mouth twitched wildly. Ye Zhirou... was just tidying up her clothes a little, right? Why did he have a feeling like she was transforming a cyborg?

"Sorry for the waitting!"

Just when Li Lin was hesitating whether to go forward and take a peek, the bathroom door was pushed open heavily. Ye Zhirou, who was wearing tight jeans, a belly-baring short-sleeved shirt, a baseball cap and big sunglasses, raised her hand and waved with great momentum.

Well, this is the normal version of Ye Zhirou.

While expressing his emotion, Li Lin couldn't help but want to complain.

How did you do it? Changing clothes is like transforming a robot...

Chapter 250: Judging a Woman in One Second

Ye Zhirou held the milk tea in her left hand and supported her chin with her right hand, looking at Li Lin who was sitting opposite her with a subtle expression.

Anyway, it was all her true feelings, no one could hear it, so there was no need for her to hide it.

Me! Now I really regret my desire to design clothes!

Ying Su, who was floating behind Ye Zhirou, raised her hand and patted her forehead.

People cannot hear what is in one's heart, but ghosts can hear it, and hear it clearly. However, at this point, she would not say anything to force Ye Zhirou to design the clothes. After all, Ye Zhirou has already worked hard enough to try to understand her aesthetic. It is no exaggeration to say that Ye Zhirou has worked hard enough to risk her life.

"So, why are you involved with a lawyer again?" After thinking for a long time, Ye Zhirou sighed, "So, is that female lawyer very pretty?"

"A flower in the law firm," Li Lin smiled brightly and gave a thumbs up.

"You are definitely the kind of man who would simply admit how many times he cheated if he was suspected of cheating." Ye Zhirou took a sip of milk tea and complained in a depressed tone, "If I promise you that we can have some slightly exciting games after we get married, will you be devoted to me?"

"Ms. Ye Zhirou, shouldn't your marriage partners be those super-rich tycoons? I don't seem to be one of them," Li Lin pointed at himself helplessly, "You don't seem to be the type who is obsessed with looks."

"Ha... Don't worry about that kind of thing now," Ye Zhirou sighed as if giving up, "You are not a good man, and I am not a good woman. Let's just put up with each other and torture each other, and don't go out and harm others."

"Ha...why should I be tortured by you?" Li Lin's face fell.

"Okay, okay, I'll just act like a female Bodhisattva and be tortured by you for a while," Ye Zhirou rolled her eyes.

Li Lin glanced at his mouth without answering, and gently stirred the milk tea in his right hand as usual, and the ice cubes in it stacked together with a click.

Seeing that Li Lin didn't say anything, Ye Zhirou knew that there was no point in continuing the conversation, so she simply changed the subject back to the main business: "So why did you ask me to come here?"

"There's something I'm unsure about, and I hope to get some professional advice from you," Li Lin's face straightened up. His serious expression made Ye Zhirou subconsciously become serious as well.

Speaking of profession, first of all, if we rule out making clothes, then there is only one possibility, and that is professional advice as a model.

"Let me make it clear first. Although I am a great model, the fundamental reason is that I am just too beautiful and have a great figure. No matter what kind of clothes... as long as they are not chosen by Ying Su, the price of them will increase several times when I wear them. I can be said to be a top-notch seller. So unfortunately, it is difficult for me to give you professional advice. After all..."

Ye Zhirou paused, raised her hand and shook her hair narcissistically.

"For someone like me who was born to do this, I don't need so-called professional knowledge!"

"I want you to judge whether a woman is a materialistic bad woman," Li Lin blinked.

"Then I have no problem. No one in this world knows what a money-worshipping bad woman is better than me."

Ye Zhirou was stunned for a moment, then leaned back on the backrest, crossing her legs in an extremely casual manner, exuding a carefree and relaxed air from the inside out.

"You don't have to ask me to come out. Just give me the photo and I can tell at a glance whether the other person is a materialistic bad woman or not."

"Then you're going back now?"

"It turns out that you can't judge a person just by looking at their photos. This is really rude."

……

"There's no need to force yourself to do something you're not good at," Li Lin looked at Ye Zhirou's face for a while and then turned his gaze to the entrance of the department store. "In the end, you'll probably mess up and make yourself feel bad."

"I didn't force myself to go. I was very happy," Ye Zhirou took a sip of milk tea and smiled nonchalantly.

This was a lie. In fact, the woman regretted it so much that she wanted to kneel on the ground and vomit.

"Eh, really? I thought you were so into designing clothes that you wanted to kneel down and vomit," Li Lin grinned, "After all, you have begun to understand Ying Su's aesthetics."

"I'm sorry, I don't understand Ying Su's aesthetic at all. The more I try to understand, the more I feel that there is something wrong with Ying Su," Ye Zhirou pointed at her head. "Normally, fashion designers will prepare a lot of references at home to find inspiration, but Ying Su's home only has those weird clothes."

"No wonder no one suspected her even though she was replaced by someone else," Li Lin glanced at Ying Su floating in the air.

"So, you haven't answered my question about why you're involved with the lawyer again," Ye Zhirou shrugged. "Although sometimes you're really no different from a male dog in heat, there must be a reason for you to be in heat with that lawyer."

"Ha...how should I put it..."

"Tell me briefly."

"Money and women!" Without any hesitation, Li Lin raised his thumb, smiled brightly and gave an answer that was no different from that of a scumbag.

"Really, you are such a realistic man."

Ye Zhirou shook her head helplessly and put the milk tea on the table, then stood up and walked to Li Lin. She didn't care about the eyes of passers-by and sat on Li Lin's legs face to face. She put her arms around Li Lin's head and buried Li Lin's face into her chest. There was a hint of charm in her tone that made people imagine.

"You can get money and women from me. What are you dissatisfied with?"

The silky and soft touch and the alluring fragrance that makes people lose their minds all made Li Lin's blood beat faster. However, the next moment, the person who appeared in Li Lin's mind was Ye Zhirou wearing elegant clothes. The blood that had just boiled cooled down immediately.

"Hey...what do you mean..." Ye Zhirou's face darkened in an instant.

"Ahem - this..."

Li Lin coughed awkwardly, his eyes darting around, and finally stopped at a woman with a bag at the entrance of the department store who seemed to be waiting for someone. His eyes lit up, and he reached out and gently patted Ye Zhirou on the back, "The target has appeared, look quickly."

Ye Zhirou sighed unwillingly, and while still sitting on Li Lin's lap, she took out her cell phone, switched it to selfie mode, and slid her thumb and index finger across the screen to enlarge the image.

"Well--"

Ye Zhirou narrowed her eyes.

As a typical materialistic bad woman, she can say this responsibly.

"This is a gold digger who's above me."

Chapter 251 I'm not here to play!

Although Ye Zhirou is the legendary self-reliant gold-digger who cannot exist, she worships money but will improve her abilities. Of course, this does not mean that Ye Zhirou wants to be self-reliant. The reason why she works so hard is purely because she sees things more thoroughly.

Materialism is ultimately dependence, and dependence will inevitably be looked down upon by the other party. It is inevitable that one day you will be looked down upon because of the loss of capital. Ye Zhirou is a very realistic person. Indeed, she has talked to, interacted with, and slept with many people, and she seems to be sought after by many people, but that is also an unavoidable fact.

Those who pursue you, pursue you partly because you are beautiful, but more importantly, it is because there are other people pursuing you. Those people are just enjoying the feeling of being envied by others. Once they have been envied, the feeling is gone.

So, even though you worship money, you must have pure love, you must get married, and you must maintain that first marriage until you die!

However, Ye Zhirou is probably the only gold digger like this. Other gold diggers have the mysterious confidence that they can always find a new partner. They think that even if they are married and have slept with countless people, they will always meet a sucker to support them for the rest of their lives.

"That woman is a gold digger who is better than me," Ye Zhirou sighed deeply, and lay softly on Li Lin, with her chin on Li Lin's shoulder, her arms around Li Lin's waist, and began to play with her mobile phone.

Li Lin asked her to come out and judge, and she thought she was a gold digger who was hiding something, but wasn't it obvious?

He exudes a restless feeling from head to toe, and his eyes are always on the clothes of passers-by. If he sees someone dressed better than him, he will make malicious speculations, and if he sees someone dressed worse than him, he will belittle him. Other than being materialistic, I don't know how to describe him.

Of course, when the pot-bellied man showed up, no details were needed.

Considering that they might be used in court, Li Lin took a series of photos with his mobile phone and moved all the photos into a separate album named as evidence. After doing this, Li Lin picked up the milk tea and took a sip. Because it had been left for a while, the ice had melted a lot. Although it looked like there was more milk tea, the taste had quietly changed a lot.

Looking at Dai Lin's wife and the man with a big belly who were happily talking, Li Lin couldn't help but sigh.

"Is this true? Hey..."

"What's so surprising? As a gold digger, I can tell you responsibly that money is everything. As long as you have money, the other person's age, appearance, height, marital history, and education level are all fine. Of course, if you don't have money, then I can tell you responsibly that you have to look at least like Daniel Wu, be no older than 24, be at least 1.83 meters tall, and preferably have never been in a relationship. You must be the top scholar in the imperial examination, have a bright future, and have a house and car ready. The house must be in my name, and I'll be in charge of the bank card."

Ye Zhirou yawned.

"Then you can't comment on my age, you can't ask about my salary, you can't ask about my love history, although I hook up with some men, but they are just my friends, and you have to keep a distance of one meter from all women, no matter how late I get home, you have to go home after get off work."

The corner of Li Lin's mouth twitched fiercely. She was indeed an expert gold digger. Just a few words made his blood pressure soar to the limit.

"I'm sorry, I can't do this."

"Generally speaking, if you put forward such conditions, you either want to reject the other party or want the other party to think that you are a very noble woman," Ye Zhirou tilted her head and leaned on Li Lin's head. "I see it very clearly. Instead of making a lot of conditions and embarrassing others, it is better to just ignore the other party and waste each other's time. Gold diggers who find those young and handsome boys who don't have much money probably find that they can't continue to hook up, so they take advantage of the opportunity to find an honest man, and then the other party will think, "Ah, this goddess likes me, I'm so happy, I want to treat her well for the rest of my life."

"Let me make it clear first, I'm a scumbag. This kind of operation is useless to me," Li Lin said with a vigilant look on his face.