The devil affectionately calls me a bad guy

"In this bright and clear world, evil ghosts are walking the streets...?"

Chapter 262: Not Fluffy, But Furry

"You smell so bad..."

Su Qiqi crossed her arms over her chest and sniffed Li Lin's chest like a puppy. The smell of high-end perfume made Su Qiqi frown, and she spat fiercely, looking determined that she would never let Li Lin into the house.

"Go to the big bathhouse full of naked men and wash yourself clean before coming back!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Su Qiqi was shrouded by the shadow of Li Lin.

"Wait - don't do this uh-huh - you, you do this again!"

After a futile struggle, Li Lin hugged Su Qiqi, whose clothes were disheveled, and sat down on the sofa.

"Hmm--" Su Qiqi, who was lying powerlessly on Li Lin's chest, moved her fingers and then collapsed softly, her crystal clear little mouth slightly opened as she gasped.

"Student Su Qiqi, actually there is a reason for all this," Li Lin leaned over and rested his chin on Su Qiqi's shoulder. He slightly tilted his head and gently rubbed Su Qiqi's face, which was a little cold because she had been staying in the air-conditioned room.

"Don't be like this..."

Su Qiqi weakly raised her hand and tried to push Li Lin away, but unfortunately, the difference in physique between the two was too big, and she had no strength left. Li Lin, on the other hand, seemed to have been fully buffed, becoming more and more powerful. It was like being entangled by a clingy big dog. If it was just a normal big dog, it would be fine, she also quite liked the look of a furry big dog clinging to her.

Unfortunately, this big dog is a special dog. It is not furry, but it is very clumsy and impossible to drive away.

After five minutes of weak resistance, Su Qiqi lay on the sofa on her side, gave up resisting, and let Li Lin do whatever he wanted. Now she understood why some people hated large dogs. The sense of oppression brought by the size difference was really terrible.

"Speaking of which, what are we having for dinner?" Seeing that Su Qiqi didn't want to move, Li Lin was also a little tired. He put his left hand on Su Qiqi's lower abdomen and supported his chin with his right hand.

The LCD screen hanging on the wall is playing a TV series that is exclusive to members and can be pre-ordered. Judging from the title, it should be a semi-detective drama that explores human nature.

"This is the most constructive question you've ever asked," Su Qiqi let out a long breath, and her body relaxed a lot. "I suggest fried chicken."

"Fried chicken again..."

Li Lin couldn't help but gently pinched the soft flesh on Su Qiqi's belly: "Aren't you worried about getting fat?"

He had wanted to complain before. When he ordered takeout using Su Qiqi's phone, the only fried chicken on the takeout list made even a fried chicken lover feel so greasy that he wanted to vomit.

Delicious food may taste good, but if you keep eating it, it will make you sick.

But Su Qiqi kept eating, eating from different stores.

"I don't seem to be the type who can gain weight." Su Qiqi yawned.

……

"What an enviable physique." If it were a woman, she would have exploded. Unfortunately, Li Lin was a man. As long as he didn't turn into a fat pig, weight didn't matter at all. "By the way, are there any other options?"

"No."

"Okay, fried chicken, fried chicken..."

Li Lin sighed, and his left hand left Su Qiqi's lower abdomen. He leaned over and reached hard for Su Qiqi's mobile phone on the coffee table. Inevitably, Su Qiqi was pressed directly under Li Lin.

"Good weight……"

The strong masculine scent poured into Su Qiqi's nostrils. Her body, which had been feeling a little cold due to staying in the air-conditioned room, began to relax subconsciously because of the burning heat from Li Lin's body, and even began to crave it instinctively. Unexpectedly, Su Qiqi did not resist this feeling very much. She just complained, muttering to herself that she could not push him away anyway, so she turned around and lay on the sofa so that Li Lin could get her phone on the coffee table.

After hooking the phone, Li Lin did not turn back, but half pressed on Su Qiqi's back, with his chin pressing on Su Qiqi's shoulder. His left hand holding the phone hung on the edge of the sofa, and he used Su Qiqi's face to unlock the phone, and began to order takeout with Su Qiqi's phone openly.

The cushioning of the sofa was very soft, so even though Li Lin was pressing on her back, Su Qiqi didn't feel uncomfortable. She even felt a mysterious sense of fulfillment: "If someone else saw this scene, they would call the police."

"Eh~ Really..." Li Lin gently rubbed Su Qiqi's face, "If the police really come, how are you going to tell them?"

Su Qiqi blinked and curled up slightly: "You are the school's teaching assistant, forcing me to take extra classes."

……

"You are a devil."

"Ha... It doesn't matter what happens," Su Qiqi raised her butt and bumped it against Li Lin's waist, which was considered a weak protest. "How long do you want to keep that statue in my storage room?"

"Well..." Li Lin hesitated for a while and then shamelessly rubbed it against Su Qiqi's face. He squeezed his left leg between Su Qiqi's legs. "Can you please leave it here forever?"

"You, you're like this again..."

Su Qiqi unwillingly raised her hand to push away Li Lin who was shamelessly pestering her again, but unfortunately she was lying on the sofa, and Li Lin's weight was completely on her, making the soft sofa a perfect trap.

"Do you think your disgusting coquetry is really useful? At least turn into a shota before you come!" Unable to break free, Su Qiqi blushed and complained loudly, "That's your stuff, take it away from me quickly."

"Don't be like this, we are good friends. My difficulties are your difficulties, your house is my house, and this is how we should help each other!"

Su Qiqi's computer was down for a short time. She had never seen such a brazen statement before. What did it mean that my difficulties are your difficulties, and your house is my house...

"Robber! You're just like a robber, get out of my house!"

"Okay, I'll leave now."

Li Lin stood up very decisively, left Su Qiqi's young yet energetic body, and walked towards the door without looking back.

Su Qiqi blinked her eyes and looked at Li Lin's back which was getting farther and farther away in disbelief. She felt inexplicably empty in her heart and curled up her body stubbornly like an abandoned kitten to keep herself warm.

Just go, this is just right...

Su Qiqi bit her lips tightly and turned her face away, unwilling to admit the little disappointment in her heart.

"Oh, by the way, could you please mail the statue back to me?"

After opening the door, Li Lin did not leave immediately. Instead, he raised his hand and made a gesture to Su Qiqi.

Ok?

Su Qiqi was stunned, and the last sentence Li Lin just said began to echo in her mind.

By the way, could you please mail the statue back to me?

……

That living statue, how could it be mailed back?

"Come back to me!!!"

Chapter 263: He is a scumbag, not a lunatic

Under Su Qiqi's reluctant shouting, Li Lin came back with the fried chicken.

"This TV series is pretty good," Li Lin sat on the sofa, put his hands on Su Qiqi's waist, and looked very seriously at the screen that was playing an extremely weird BGM. The protagonist, who had always maintained the image of a little white rabbit on the screen, had a gradually weird smile as the snow screen flickered.

"I heard that it received rave reviews and had many twists and turns," Su Qiqi, who was sitting on Li Lin's lap, sucked her fingers gently. The aroma of fried chicken and the sweetness of ketchup made her unable to stop. The depression of being forced to beg Li Lin to come back also disappeared a lot.

"Yes, that's the kind of reversal people like the most. The good guy is not actually a good guy, and the bad guy is not actually a bad guy."

As the male protagonist in the TV series recalls, the truth is revealed layer by layer, and all the sympathy is pretended. On the other end of the phone, the male protagonist smiles very evilly. This male protagonist is enjoying the happiness of dominating other people's emotions, and wants to control other people's emotions even if it will hinder his own plans.

"This man is exactly like me," Li Lin couldn't help but sigh.

Whatever the plan, prioritize playing with the other person's feelings and taking pleasure in seeing their expressions.

"What a terrible person."

"Completely different," Su Qiqi blinked and looked up at Li Lin, "How are you similar to the protagonist?"

Li Lin was a little stunned as he didn't expect Su Qiqi to ask back in such a decisive tone. After a long while, Li Lin carefully put his head on Su Qiqi's shoulder and subconsciously wrapped his arms around Su Qiqi's waist.

"Uh... doesn't it look like that?"

"It's totally different. The protagonist is a hopeless lunatic, and you are just a scumbag."

Su Qiqi shook her head slightly, bent her legs, stepped lightly on Li Lin's knees with her white jade feet, and wrapped her hands around her calves, saying in a ethereal voice: "In order to enter this building, I am quite skilled in saying that I am a cram school teacher."

"cough--"

"They tied me up roughly and tortured my body with all kinds of adult toys, making my body look strange."

"This one……"

"He used my money to order takeout, stole my keys and occupied my home, and moved dangerous things into my house. He only cared about satisfying himself and didn't care about my thoughts at all." Su Qiqi leaned her head slightly towards Li Lin's face, "Am I wrong to say that, Mr. Scumbag?"

"Well..." Li Lin smiled awkwardly, and subconsciously loosened his arms around Su Qiqi's waist. He leaned back and distanced himself from Su Qiqi.

Although he calls himself a scumbag and everything he does is scumbag behavior, and is often called a hopeless scum by women, Su Qiqi was surprised to find that she couldn't keep her face straight when she listed all the details with him in such a serious manner.

"So, you are different from the guy on TV," Su Qiqi exhaled, and leaned on Li Lin's chest with her body relaxed. Her legs naturally drooped down and placed between Li Lin's legs. She held Li Lin's arms on the left and right and moved them in front of her. "That guy only has himself in his eyes, but you don't have yourself in your eyes."

Li Lin blinked his eyes, and his body, which was tense because of his face, suddenly relaxed, and he became a lot more carefree.

"Student Su Qiqi, I'm telling you, have you read too many romance novels? Even if a bad guy does a good thing, he's still a bad guy. But if a good guy does a bad thing, he can no longer call himself a good guy. That's how the world works."

"I'm sorry, I've never been in society. I only know that now I..."

Su Qiqi opened her mouth, and an alluring blush appeared on her snow-white skin. She quietly crossed her legs and swayed gently.

“I’m quite happy.”

"Hmm?" Li Lin blinked. Su Qiqi seemed to have said something just now, but the voice was too soft for him to hear clearly.

"Nothing~" Su Qiqi muttered, raised her hands and stretched them, poked Li Lin's face with her white fists, and pushed Li Lin's head away, "You are far from a lunatic. You clearly had the opportunity to kill me, but you didn't do it."

"Of course it's because keeping you here makes me happier~"

Li Lin immediately laughed and took advantage of Su Qiqi's arms raised up, wrapped his hands around Su Qiqi's waist like a snake, buried his face directly in Su Qiqi's neck, greedily sniffing the fragrance of Su Qiqi's body.

"Ahaha, thank you so much for liking my body so much," Su Qiqi yawned. She was quite impressed with her ability to adapt. If it was before, she would probably struggle until she had no strength left, but now she was too lazy to move. Even though Li Lin's hand had touched her chest, she didn't feel... unbearable at all.

Maybe it was because in her eyes, Li Lin had become a large dog that was not so obedient. Even if the dog licked his face, she would just feel it was novel and happy, and she would not feel anything even if the dog scratched her a few times.

Li Lin blinked his eyes. Why? He felt like he was being looked down upon.

"Ah~ so boring~"

Su Qiqi was so limp that she neither resisted nor cooperated. Her lazy reaction made Li Lin couldn't help but yawn. He had a lazy idea that it didn't matter what happened today, and he might as well just empty his brain and spend the whole day.

"Student Su Qiqi, I want to ask you a question. Can you answer me honestly?"

"Ask," Su Qiqi also yawned. The fatigue brought by excessive comfort eroded her body. Her body began to relax and she could no longer watch the wonderful TV series. Li Lin's voice was very gentle, like a lullaby.

"You really don't feel anything when I do this?!" Li Lin gently pinched his index finger and rubbed it back and forth.

The tingling and numb feeling, like an electric shock, instantly awakened Su Qiqi's somewhat cloudy and empty brain. Almost subconsciously, Su Qiqi opened her mouth and wanted to express the happiness brought by the tingling with sound, but the next second Su Qiqi closed her mouth tightly and forced the sound down.

Because Su Qiqi knew that if she screamed, Li Lin would definitely work very hard to make her make a better sound.

"Oh, yes, haha ​​- I'm so sleepy, please do as you like."

Su Qiqi deliberately yawned loudly, then simply closed her eyes, with an expression that said, "It doesn't matter what Li Lin does."

Then, just as she expected, Li Lin accepted his defeat in disgrace.

Li Lin smiled faintly and looked down at Su Qiqi who was pretending to sleep.

Chapter 264: The Perverted Classes

First of all, there are different levels of male perversion. Some are shy and holding hands is the limit, while others are extremely bizarre.

Although Li Lin calls himself a scumbag and is always scolded as a pervert by shy girls, Li Lin himself knows very well that his XP is only in the sixth place among the three, six, and nine levels.

"Hey, Su Qiqi, are you really asleep? Don't do this, I'll be bored," Li Lin hugged Su Qiqi's slender waist tightly and rubbed his face against Su Qiqi's gently.

It's just like a golden retriever calling its sleeping owner to wake up and play.

Su Qiqi couldn't help but roll her eyes in her heart with her eyes closed, and at the same time she was determined to pretend to be asleep.

A real golden retriever would jump up to wake up its owner, but Li Lin is a dog after all. He is still a human being, and a person who enjoys watching other people's reactions. As long as he doesn't get a reaction, Li Lin will become paralyzed. Of course, she has a reason to pretend to sleep. She has fallen asleep in front of Li Lin so many times before and didn't see Li Lin do anything, so this time, as long as she falls asleep, everything will be fine.

Su Qiqi's idea was good, but she still underestimated Li Lingou's ability.

"What? He actually fell asleep."

Li Lin sighed deeply, put his arms around Su Qiqi's waist, lifted his legs up, lifted Su Qiqi's legs, and fell on the sofa with a flop. "Then I can only have fun."

Yes, yes, just find some fun on your own and stop bothering me.

Su Qiqi couldn't help but let out a long sigh in her heart. However, before she really fell asleep, she felt a weight coming at her. Li Lin pressed her down on the sofa from behind again, and this time his whole body was on her back. Fortunately, the sofa in her house was soft enough, otherwise she would definitely get a stitch in the side.

"You're actually still awake, right?"

A hot breath blew gently beside Su Qiqi's ears, accompanied by a whisper. Su Qiqi felt a chill on her back, and her legs subconsciously tightened and straightened, with her fingers slightly curled.

Should I keep pretending to sleep without answering, or... [wake up?]

Su Qiqi was a little hesitant. Li Lin's big movement would wake up anyone who was sleeping normally.