The devil affectionately calls me a bad guy

"Oh~ So... boring..."

With Shen Mengxin's permission, Li Lin couldn't wait to walk into the girls' dormitory he had always longed for, but he was soon disappointed.

Because it is so clean here, there are no clothes and underwear scattered everywhere, and all the shoes are neatly placed under the beds. The only difference from the boys' dormitory is that there is a faint fragrance.

Li Lin turned around, hugged Shen Mengxin, lowered his head to Shen Mengxin's neck and sniffed it gently.

It was still a taste he knew.

"Which bed is yours?"

"That, that one..."

Shen Mengxin stuttered and pointed to the nearest bed. Li Lin nodded, jumped over it and buried his face in the pillow.

"Don't do anything weird."

Shen Mengxin slapped her face hard, which had turned a little red due to Li Lin's sudden attack.

Damn it, I haven’t gotten used to it yet. This won’t do!

"Uh-huh--"

Li Lin covered his face and nodded vigorously.

"You're helping me..."

Shen Mengxin pulled out her suitcase from under her roommates' suitcases with some effort.

"I don't want it."

Li Lin, who was lying on Shen Mengxin's bed, raised his middle finger.

"Do your own thing."

"Help me get my pantyhose."

"Where!?"

Li Lin flipped over and jumped up with a somersault.

"Very happy to serve you ladies!!!"

"Then help me move the textbooks here first."

Shen Mengxin pointed to the textbooks arranged on her desk.

“Take everything with you.”

"Eh……"

"What? I definitely can't get all the documents reissued before the exam," Shen Mengxin said unhappily, with her hands on her hips. "So I must move all the books for this semester to your place and study hard to prepare for the make-up exam."

“Ah… it’s so heavy…”

Li Lin frowned and picked up a notebook as thick as his little finger in an extremely exaggerated manner.

"I can sit on your lap while I study, and you can do whatever you want during that time."

Shen Mengxin rolled her eyes, and Li Lin's eyes lit up at this moment. He exaggeratedly lifted up the pile of textbooks with one hand and put them into the suitcase that Shen Mengxin opened, while making a serious suggestion.

"Senior, I think it is extremely important to prepare for the subjects of the next semester."

"Forget it, I still have a lot of test papers to finish," Shen Mengxin raised her hand and waved, "Hurry up and help me move the clothes."

"Okay! I'm happy to help!"

Li Lin rolled up his sleeves and rushed to the nearest cabinet at an extremely fast speed.

Shen Mengxin subconsciously wanted to complain, but she immediately noticed that the cabinet Li Lin was touching was not that one.

"Wait a minute! That cabinet is not mine, don't hit it..."

Hey - of course I know, I just want to see what’s in your good roommate’s closet!

As the cabinet door opened, Li Lin's eyes lit up.

Come! Let me see you!

[Resentment, re ...

The wardrobe filled with notes of complaint made Li Lin fall into silence.

In addition to the notes with complaints, there are also scarecrows, blood-stained nails and hammers, weird dolls, and a bunch of mosaic-covered stuff that feels like it's screaming.

Li Lin closed the cabinet silently.

Is this the closet of contemporary female college students?

"Ahem - Xiao Ji likes weird things. We have reminded her, but..."

Shen Mengxin scratched her face.

"She treats us to lobster every week, so..."

You, are you going to compromise just because of a lobster meal?

"I say, do you know what's in there?" Li Lin's eyes twitched wildly.

"Uh... maybe there's a ghost hiding in there."

Shen Mengxin blinked, without any surprise or uncertainty in her tone.

Because even though she was a fan of horror movies, she would be frightened every time she accidentally opened Xiao Ji's cabinet. She was not surprised at all to see ghosts squatting in that kind of place.

“There’s not even a ghost inside!!!”

"cough--"

Just as Shen Mengxin was coughing awkwardly and didn't know what to say, Li Lin quickly took a step to the side and pulled open the cabinet with force.

Of course, he knew that this cabinet was not Shen Mengxin’s cabinet!

【muscle!!!!】

A poster of a man with muscles bigger than his head pasted on the cabinet caught Li Lin's eyes. The philosophical look and movements made Li Lin feel as if he was surrounded by countless fists for a moment. He staggered back a few steps and leaned against the wall.

"Ahem - Xiaoxiao... prefers muscular men... especially those who can show ecstatic expressions..."

Shen Mengxin turned her head away somewhat embarrassedly.

"This... is definitely not something I like more!!!"

Li Lin pointed forcefully at the man whose anus tightened just by looking at the poster.

"This is already at the expert level! Even an expert would have to kneel down and call him an expert of experts!"

"Isn't this... college students have more free time..."

Li Lin took a deep breath. There were still two cabinets left!

Shen Mengxin’s cabinet must be normal, so the remaining one... must also be normal!!!

There are weird things in this world, but...

Li Lin pulled open the last cabinet with force.

How is it possible that three of them are living in the same dormitory at once!

【Hello】

[Do you want to come in?]

[Although it is a bit crowded]

[If you squeeze in, you can still get some]

[But those who come in are not allowed to leave]

Looking at the ugly faces in front of him, Li Lin closed the cabinet expressionlessly.

Yeah, I understand...

Li Lin silently walked to Shen Mengxin's cabinet and gently opened it.

There were no notes filled with resentment, no philosophical muscular men, and no monsters or demons. It was a wardrobe filled purely with youth. All the clothes were neatly hung on hangers, arranged from left to right according to the degree of exposure. All the pants were neatly folded, and all the stockings and tights were clearly separated and placed aside.

"Ah... I'm so touched..."

Li Lin covered his mouth with his hands, tears welling up in the corners of his eyes.

It was obviously just an ordinary wardrobe of a female college student who liked to organize and categorize things, but he acted like he had found a treasure.

"You can actually maintain your bottom line in such a world!"

"Hey! Don't say that all my roommates are weird! At least the dead girl's cabinet is normal!"

Shen Mengxin, feeling inexplicably ashamed, yelled.

Isn’t it that guy’s cabinet that is the most outrageous!!!

Chapter 87 People are free, but I still suggest you reinstall the system

"I say, this is a reminder from professionals. If you don't want that dead girl to really become a dead girl, you should ask her to control her hands and not bring anything back."

Li Lin raised his hand in annoyance and knocked on the cabinet of the dead girl mentioned by Shen Mengxin.

"What are you talking about? She wouldn't..."

[Sister Mengxin, I just bought a videotape, can you help me get it?]

Shen Mengxin's voice became smaller and smaller, and her eyes became more and more guilty.

"Bring some...strange things..."

"Forget it, there are more important things to do now."

Li Lin crossed his arms over his chest, frowned, and stared at the clothes cabinet in front of him.

"How on earth are we going to take them all away?"

"Do you want to take them all away?"

Shen Mengxin complained.

"I thought you would shout that just pantyhose and stockings, plus a miniskirt and hot pants would be enough."

"I'm telling you, please don't underestimate me..."

Li Lin reached out and picked up a pair of jeans, and pointed at the thigh area of ​​the jeans with a serious look on his face.

"Skinny jeans like these, just cut a few slits here..."

"Okay, stop talking! I understand, okay?"

Shen Mengxin's pretty face flushed instantly and she snatched the jeans from Li Lin's hand and hid them behind her back.

People are free, and the XP system is free, but she still hopes that Li Lin can factory-standardize the system.

"Yeah, even if you force it in, you have to stuff it all in!"

Li Lin shouted and took all of Shen Mengxin's clothes off the hangers.

"This is a test, a test from the past. If you had bought a bigger suitcase, none of this would have happened! But it doesn't matter, we can overcome it! Come on! Take all the clothes..."

"Kacha——"

The tightly closed dormitory door was pushed open, and the sunlight illuminated Shen Mengxin's face, as well as the eyes of Li Lin who turned his head subconsciously.

"Take it!"

The girl, who was about 1.45 meters tall, wearing a big sweater and had curly hair, looked at Li Lin expressionlessly, then turned her head to look at Shen Mengxin, who was covering her face and turning away.

"Should I... call the police?"

The lifeless girl said as she took out a cell phone with a coffin-shaped decoration from her pocket.

Li Lin's eyes slowly widened, and in an instant a storm of thoughts arose in his mind.

I must stop the behavior of this person in front of me, as expected...

Is it just a forced kiss?

No, no, no, Shen Mengxin will definitely call the police if this happens, so...

Kissed them both!