Dragon God, immortal

"Quiet, the enemy is in the dark while we are in the light, and even the elite scouts failed to discover them in advance. Going out now would be seeking death..." Kuremon analyzed while gritting his teeth.

Well, Jinju's archery skill frightened him. This skill was originally a way to distract attention when hunting wild animals and birds, and they actually fell for it...

Just when everyone was wondering, a small orange animal suddenly crawled out of the ground.

Kuremon was shocked!

He almost drew his sword and chopped him off!

"Captain! Wait, Captain! I know this kind of thing. This is a fairy! Legend has it that they are a kind race and will show you the way in dangerous situations!" The chef hurriedly grabbed Kuremen and said.

"Legend? You said it was a legend, but what if it was a man-eating monster?" Kuremon did not let down his guard at all. On this strange island, perhaps everything was dangerous!

"But, but it looks so cute..." The chef swallowed his saliva. They could obviously write a madman's diary, so why should they be afraid of a man-eating little monster?

How much of a threat can something so small be?

And he smiled so kindly!

When Totoro Jin Xiaoju saw Kuremon draw his sword, he looked at the opponent's saber with a little curiosity... Well, the threat level is two, slightly higher than Crow, and even inferior to the newly arrived trainee watchman.

It first stood with its hands on its waist in anger, then walked to a corner of the granary, lifted the thick floor tiles, revealing a passage that was barely wide enough for a dog to crawl through.

Then, it took out the bottle containing the blinding grass and shook it vigorously a few times. The light passed through the bottle, emitting a warm brown light. With a wave of its little hand, the bottle fell into the passage, illuminating an absolutely safe road.

Well, this path is what Jin Xiaoju reserved for himself. If he uses the magic of burrowing underground, he will be discovered by the watcher immediately. But if he takes the regular tunnel... he can enjoy the fat beans safely!

"You... are saving us?" Kuremon asked in disbelief.

"Awooo." Jin Xiaoju nodded.

"Is it safe over there?"

"Ouch."

"Is that so..." Kuremon looked at Jin Xiaoju's expression and retracted the saber in his hand.

Jin Xiaoju didn't understand what the other person said. Anyway, the other person couldn't understand what he said, so he just fooled around with a quick laugh.

Out of caution, Kuremon kicked a sailor in and asked his men to explore the way first... What if this place leads to some dangerous area... Humph.

The sailors dared not disobey the captain's orders.

He went into the passage and picked up the bottle.

Go deep in doggy style.

Jin Xiaoju stood there silently, waiting patiently for the other party to make a decision.

After a while, well, maybe more than a while... Anyway, the sailor who went to explore the way came back. He was a little dusty, but he didn't lose any limbs...

When he crawled back, he was holding something in his arms, several fist-sized objects, which he stuffed into his clothes very preciously.

"Captain, it's safe over there, we can see our ship! And, and... look!" The sailor took out an octahedral glass crystal.

"What is that...Oh, my god! It's a gem! Such a big gem!" Kuremon was knowledgeable and recognized at a glance that this was some kind of unpolished gem!

"There are a lot of them over there! A lot! They are all over the ground!" The sailor nodded excitedly, holding the bottle and trying to go back into the cave...

As a result, Kuremon snatched the bottle.

Gave him a fierce glare.

"Idiot! Take off your clothes and pack as much food as possible. You can't starve on the triumphal route!" Kuremon grinned.

"Yes, yes, that's right, Captain." The sailors nodded repeatedly, thinking that he was indeed worthy of being the captain, and his thoughts were more profound than theirs...

Although gems are good, they can only be exchanged for money if they return to the Mor Empire alive. What they need most right now is sufficient food... Pack some food here, and pack a few more gems when they get out. Grab both hands! Both hands must be strong!

However, when Jin Xiaoju saw the diamond in his hand, she frowned and took two steps back, as if she had seen something dirty.

Humans are so weird, they actually like this kind of thing?

Forget it, respect the fate of others.

Do whatever you want.

So, Jin Xiaoju silently watched a group of people wrap up the carefully stored food with dirty clothes...

After everyone entered the passage, it closed the floor with a bang, and then used magic to restore the floor to ensure that the watchers would not notice its little move...

It looked at the contaminated granary, sighed, and made a few willow-pulling movements on the spot. Then the grain that had been touched by outsiders flew up and fell into its open mouth.

After checking the granary once more to make sure there was no contamination left, it wiped its brow to wipe away the sweat that wasn't there.

So it happily sat next to the pile of fat beans.

Chewing the beans one by one.

After a long while...

Jinju came to check cautiously...

"Eh? Xiaoju? Where are those people?" Jinju held a longbow in her hand, which was her most powerful weapon, used to hunt large harmful animals.

"Awoo..." Jin Xiaoju quickly covered his mouth and cried out indistinctly, but his full cheeks exposed his behavior of stealing food...

"You stole the fat beans again! Forget it, I'm glad you're okay... So, were those people taken away by you using magic?" Jinju also breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that the granary was defended.

"Awooo!" Jin Xiaoju put her hands on her hips and nodded.

Not magic.

It's like magic.

That passage leads to a place that the Dragon God forbids the Watchers to enter. According to Shushan’s schedule in previous years, he must have been there...

Jin Xiaoju may look silly on the outside, but he has a lot on his mind... If Jin Xiaoju were to go up against that group of people, the best outcome would be that both sides would suffer.

It knows that its parents are very responsible, so it doesn't want its parents to get hurt, so it uses its own method to drive away the harmful animals.

If a rat gets into a granary, the correct approach is not to kill the rat inside the granary, causing the granary to become more polluted. Instead, the correct approach is to get the rat out quickly and then clean the granary.

As for how to deal with those invaders?

Jin Xiaoju doesn't care.

It can't make the decision on this matter, and Jinju's words don't count. Since Shushan is at home, let him handle it himself...

. . . . . .

The Watchers were curious about one thing.

Does the Dragon God need to excrete?

Well, the answer is yes, absolutely. Dragon God is also a living being, and living things have metabolism...

But in most cases, Shushan can absorb and digest most nutrients. In theory, he can eat anything that can be written into the periodic table. He has also tasted various minerals...

If you ask where did the grass go after Shushan ate so much, it was digested and decomposed. The decomposed water and gas were dispersed through the transpiration of the weeds on its back. However, weeds can not only transpire, but also photosynthesize!

This caused certain substances in Shushan's body to exceed the standard, and he had to go to the toilet at least once a year to discharge those substances. Depending on the time he held his breath, the products discharged were also slightly different:

If you want to expel it in the first stage, you will expel a mixture of silicon carbide and crystalline carbon, which is the so-called moissanite and diamond inlay.

The second stage will reabsorb what is still usable, and what is discharged at this time is pure diamond, the kind that is colorless and transparent.

The third stage is also to discharge diamonds, but the diamond structure is different at this time. The former structure is face-centered cubic diamond, while the latter is hexagonal diamond... The latter is much harder than the former...

As for the fourth stage, Shushan has never tried to hold it in until this stage, mainly because he can't hold it in at this time.

Therefore, Shushan calls his behavior of going to the toilet "carbon emissions".

Yes! Nothing wrong!

Literally carbon emissions!

Today, after the winter solstice dinner, Shushan happily returned to Tegenkyu Island, but before entering the house, he went to the toilet first.

Then, I saw this scene in front of me—a group of dirty humans who appeared out of nowhere, digging up the feces that I had buried with great effort, kissing and rubbing each other with excitement, just... just...

You guys are here to look for shit!

Chapter 27 is over. I became a dragon.

Shushan thought about it, adjusted his expression, put on a smile, and slowly approached the group of humans.

Then... um, as soon as he started to move, the group of people scattered...

Some of the weaker ones even fell to the ground and died suddenly after feeling the dragon's might...

No, aren’t humans so fragile?

Is this scared to death?

"Their ship is parked at the seaside. It seems that they have been drifting on the sea for a long time, which has caused malnutrition..." Shushan analyzed and thought, "And the food they are wrapped in, um... the fine grains in the granary are not my food, but the wages for the watchers... damn thieves."

Shushan was a little angry when thinking this. He hated stealing and pests the most. The behavior of these humans was no different from pests...

But considering that they might be in a desperate situation...

Emergency hedging should not be blamed more...

Shushan nodded. Anyway, let’s try to communicate first. Communication is the best way to solve problems peacefully!

So he stepped forward and asked, "I haven't seen humans for a long time. Little ones, who are you? Where are you from? Where are you going?"

“Ahh——strange, monster——”

"Help! Help!"

"I don't want to be eaten!"

"Damn monster! I'm going to fight you!!"

Before Shushan could react, a group of people started running, most of them running towards the raft and the boat, and two of them ran towards his toenails...

One of them was wielding a saber and trimming his nails in a friendly manner, while the other one was holding a small hammer and massaging his paws... No, am I being attacked?

Maybe it was because of the long period of peace that Shushan didn't feel much of the attack. It was better to say that this attack could be considered an attack? You see, Shushan didn't even move, and the two men were shattered by the recoil.

"Ah, facing a guy as big as me, you still dare to charge? You are really a great Don Quixote." Shushan expressed his respect for the two brave humans.

But respect is useless.

These two people still died.

The scales of the Earth Dragon God have powerful defensive power. In a sense, they are both offensive and defensive, and the recoil force is enough to split mountains and rocks.

Looking at the two bodies lying limp on the ground, Shushan shook his head. He did not feel that he was actually attacked... You know what? When the gap in strength is too big, even bravery seems lamentable and ridiculous.

Shushan slowly caught up with the runners. The food that the group stole was the wages of the watchmen. No matter what, he had to help the watchmen get justice! Stealing is not a kind act!

Just as he took two steps at a time and caught up with the group of humans, one of them fell to the ground. In order to avoid being accidentally injured or trampled, Shushan slowed down his pace.

"No, don't eat me! I'll give it back to you!"

The human knelt on the ground.

He held the diamond he had just dug out high above his head and apologized sincerely.

Ah, that's not it... To be honest, these carbon emissions are really useless, just take them if you like...

"But wasting food is not a good thing, you know?" Shushan sighed, pointing at the scattered food in the other party's arms... Since the other party has begged for mercy, then...

"Food? You said I am food... Ahhh——" The human seemed to have misunderstood something when he heard it. His whole body trembled as if he was frightened by something. Then, with lightning speed, he pulled out the knife he carried with him and stabbed his own neck.

"Wait a minute, don't die...ah, I'm dead." Shushan used magic to stop the other person when he took out the knife, but he used too much force and pulled the other person's arm off...

Um, sorry.

I should also practice micro-management.

Shushan sighed and looked past the corpse in front of him. Did he really look that scary?

Thanks to the "heroic and meaningless" sacrifice of the three people in front, Shushan's pace was slowed down. Many people had already boarded the raft and paddled towards the ship.

By the time Shushan reached the shore, the group of humans had already boarded the ships one after another... Well, based on the principle of proximity, everyone boarded the two closer ships, and no one was interested in the one that was farther away.

After Kuremon boarded the ship, he was overjoyed and made an indecent gesture to Shushan at the stern: "Hahaha! A reptile that can't swim! You're an idiot, you monster!"

Shushan had never expected that a mere sailboat could move so fast, but...

This speed is somewhat slow.

It may be due to insufficient air volume.