Girl, let me check it out.
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"Yes, why do people die? There are many reasons, it may be due to the pressure of life, or it may be due to physical illness. But for me..."
"Of course I haven't received any letter from my wife."
Yun Shu: "..."
The girl felt sick when she saw the line of words Fang Weihan had just written.
"Are you sure... your damn corny love talk will work on Xie Lingwan?"
She said in a low voice, somewhat doubting her life.
"Don't you understand this?"
Fang Weihan smiled complacently.
"This corny love talk...ah, this is not corny love talk. This is what I wrote to her to make the letter to her neat and symmetrical."
"Who asked her to scare me at the beginning? If I don't scare her back, wouldn't it be embarrassing?"
Yun Shu nodded in confusion.
“That makes sense…”
"And even if it's just corny love talk, so what? Corny love talk is the most easy-to-understand confession besides straight talk. I told Wanwan that the moonlight is beautiful tonight, do you think she can understand?"
Fang Weihan began to criticize and educate Yun Shu.
"The way I usually interact with Wanwan is so special that I rarely say such things to her. When I say it occasionally, the effect is quite good."
Yun Shu sometimes had to admit that although she knew almost everything, she was indeed not as experienced as Fang Weihan in some aspects.
For example, how to make a woman happy.
"How do you know it's pretty good?"
It was obvious that Yun Shu still didn't quite believe it.
"It's a simple truth."
Fang Weihan began to talk incessantly.
"In a relationship, if two people have equal importance in each other's hearts, then if she does something to you that makes you happy, then she will also be happy if you do the same to her."
"For example, this cheesy love talk is like this."
"I call this Fang's Third Law, which is similar to Newton's Third Law, saying that love must be constant."
Fang Weihan roughly imagined the look on Xie Lingwan's face when she said this to him. The contrast between her coldness and warmth was so great that he was afraid he couldn't resist it.
"Of course, don't ask me what to do if she's unhappy."
Fang Weihan sighed.
"If she's unhappy, it just means that she might... not like you that much."
He thought back to when he was in college in his previous life.
If you treat your brother to braised chicken, he will call you dad. If your brother treats you to Shaxian snacks, you will also call him dad.
Perfectly in line with Fang's third law.
But if you treat her to braised chicken...
How many people fail to recognize this little thing and end up getting stuck in it, unable to extricate themselves.
When you are with someone you like, you like everything you do, and it has nothing to do with what you say.
Fortunately, he was lucky and did not encounter this kind of thing.
"Keep writing. Keep writing."
Yun Shu continued to urge.
"No, I'm just writing a letter home. Why are you so anxious? Xie Lingwan is not your fiancée!"
Fang Weihan glared at her.
Yun Shu twirled a lock of her hair in her hand, the jet-black hair spinning around on her delicate fingertips.
"You don't understand! The feeling I get when I read your letter is just like my own pigs eating other people's cabbages. I get an inexplicable sense of satisfaction."
The girl snorted.
Fang Weihan; "..."
He no longer paid attention to the crappy book, but picked up his pen and continued writing:
"Don't blame me for not writing to you. It's not because I don't want to write. My husband wanted to write, but Wanwan, you forgot to tell me your address. I was afraid that the postman would take the wrong route and deliver the letter to another girl. Then you would blame me again. Alas, I didn't expect that my Wanwan would also make mistakes sometimes."
"After receiving your letter, I immediately criticized myself. The content of the criticism is this: Oh, why didn't I think of Wanwan today? Oh, I haven't thought of my dear wife at this hour. I am really an incompetent husband."
As Fang Weihan wrote, he couldn't help but smile.
Although writing a letter is not as smooth and natural as speaking directly, and there is a layer of paper between them, Fang Weihan is still able to write these words with ease, relying on the fact that he and Xie Lingwan have known each other for many years and their feelings have never diminished.
When talking to Wanwan, there is basically no need to be cautious.
"I've read the letter you wrote, and I've hung it in a frame. I plan to sleep with it tonight, otherwise I probably won't be able to sleep."
Fang Weihan felt someone patting his shoulder.
"Ugh... I can't do it anymore."
Yun Shu patted Fang Weihan's shoulders twice, her whole body shaking violently, as if she was trying hard to hold back her laughter.
Two black lines appeared on Fang Weihan's forehead.
"Go away, if you can't bear it anymore, just go away and don't vomit on me."
He reached out his hand and pushed Yun Shu's head to the other side with some disgust.
"Also, I think you did the right thing by buying the stone lion. Nothing in the world is more important than living comfortably, which is more important than any amount of money. Of course, my husband has no money and cannot reimburse you. I can live uncomfortably just so that my wife can live happier."
Fang Weihan quietly said something flattering without making any expression.
If I don't appease this jealous person in my family, I don't know what the consequences will be when he explodes.
He was very smart and simply ignored what Xie Lingwan said about having a harem.
If I don't say it, it means I don't have it. But if I don't say it, it doesn't mean I don't have it.
This is a philosophical relationship, and Fang Weihan threw it to Xie Lingwan to consider.
I believe that the smart Wanwan should be able to understand what I mean.
"Today I met Gu Qu from the Wuxing Gu family, and I was on guard. When this letter arrives in Kuaiji, I believe you should have received the news. I don't know what role the Wuxing Gu family plays in your plan, so I didn't do anything extreme. If you need my cooperation, please write to me again, and by the way, it will ease the pain of missing my husband."
Now that we have finished our business, there is not enough space on this piece of paper to say more.
Fang Weihan thought about it and picked up the pen.
"Wanwan, I can't help you much. After all, you are much smarter than me. But you have to remember that no matter what happens, I will always be waiting for you to come back in Changming. And I always believe in you and can clear away everything that stands in your way. In my opinion, my Wanwan should be like this!"
"Over the years, I owe you so much that I can't even count it. But I know what I owe you most among all these debts."
"It was a wedding, the grandest wedding."
"It's not cold yet, it's always bright."
He blew the ink off the paper and checked for any typos.
Fang Weihan felt that if he made a typo, he would probably be ridiculed by Wanwan for the rest of his life.
"Yun Shu? How is it?"
He glanced at Yun Shu again.
"Hmph... not bad."
Miss Hallows reluctantly agreed.
"Anyway, I don't seem to feel anything..."
She whispered, feeling a little sad inside.
Fang Weihan couldn't help but laugh when he saw her insincere look.
He walked out the door with the letter and touched the girl's head.
"You actually touched my head! Fang Weihan! Come back here!"
The sour feeling was gone now, but Yun Shu took out a sledgehammer.
Chapter 238 Return to the Past
Fang Weihan dodged two steps nimbly and avoided the sledgehammer that Yun Shu threw at him.
"Ning Bai? How did this letter get here?"
He called out to Ning Bai who was leaving with her clothes in her arms.
"Your Highness, there is a bird."
Ning Bai freed up one hand and pointed at the window in Fang Weihan's room.
bird?
Fang Weihan looked back and found that there was indeed a bird on his window.
Because its color was so similar to that of the rosewood windows, I was careless and didn't notice it.
It stood lazily by the window, pecking at the wood under its feet with its long beak out of boredom.
Fang Weihan took two steps closer and took a look at the bird.
It has yellow feathers, red feet, and a slender body, and looks somewhat like a cross between an osprey and a sparrow.
Yun Shu appeared next to the bird, put her little head next to the bird and looked at it carefully.
"This is the Lantai Yellow Ibis, a legendary bird that heralds death. It is said to be able to control the power of the underworld, and even demons and ghosts will be afraid of it. The people of the Shang Dynasty called this guy the 'Barefoot Immortal'. The letters sent by the Barefoot Immortal are usually the will of the immortal."
The girl exclaimed in amazement.
"This thing flies extremely fast, and it basically doesn't need to rest. It can replenish its energy from the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. Flying more than a thousand miles a day is just a piece of cake. It's faster than Xuan Zhongwei's blue bird. It's simply a jet fighter among birds."
"As far as I know, the Lantai Yellow Ibis is now extinct, right? Where did your little Qingmei get this thing? It must have cost a lot of money."
Yun Shu sighed and looked at Fang Weihan with disappointment.
"Little white face, you're being kept again!"
Fang Weihan: "..."
Fang Weihan really couldn't refute this.
After all, Xie Lingwan had given him quite a few things since he was a child. He married the eldest daughter of the Xie family of Chen County, who was known for not taking money seriously. According to common sense, he was marrying above his station.
Alas, I have to keep working hard, otherwise people will definitely gossip about me behind my back.
Fang Weihan walked to the side of the bird.
It glanced at Fang Weihan, then came closer, stretched out its paw, and revealed the letter clip tied to its leg.
Good cooperation.
As expected, these creatures born with the spiritual energy of heaven and earth are all very human.
Fang Weihan sighed, folded the letter and stuffed it into the mailbox.
The yellow bird flapped its wings gently, flew up with its head held high, and swiftly circled around Fang Weihan twice, as if saying goodbye.
It let out a long roar, and its body turned into a yellow lightning and rushed straight into the sky, disappearing from Fang Weihan's sight.
"Based on the speed of this bird, it should be able to reach Kuaiji in two or three days."
Fang Weihan said.
"About that. Under the best circumstances, it will take about two and a half days to get there."
Yun Shu nodded in agreement.
The girl glanced at the moon hanging high above her head.
Today is the waning moon. The bright moon like a white hook hangs on the branches, just like the abundant fruits on the plum tree.
"When are you going to try to establish a relationship with Fang Tang?"
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