"Fuck! Your hands are covered in mud!" Meihong looked at the two muddy handprints on her white shirt with disdain. "You little bastard!"
"Hey, if you don't accept it, come and hit me... hit me if you really want to!" Zuo Linqin made an emergency evasion and avoided Meihong's fist.
"Since Huiyin is not here, I will beat you up today! No one will protect you now!" Meihong threw a punch again, aiming at the softest parts. "If I don't beat you up, you won't know who is the boss!"
"No, don't be serious! You are bullying a child. I'm not even an adult yet!"
"You are still a child, let me beat you to death!" Meihong was completely unmoved and it seemed that she was determined to beat Zuo Linqin up.
……
"Ouch, you hit me so hard..." Zuo Lin touched the parts of his body that were hit and glanced at his health bar. "You knocked off a quarter of my health. That's too much!"
"Let's see if you dare to be so naughty again next time." Meihong blew on her fist and said happily, "You haven't had lunch yet, what do you want to eat?"
"You're treating?" Zuo Linqin instantly perked up.
"Don't think too much. I'm just running errands for you." Meihong waved her hand and said expressionlessly.
"...stingy." Zuo Linqin pouted. "Well, here's the money. Just buy a lunch box... By the way, have you eaten yet?"
"No, what's wrong? You want to treat me?" Meihong raised her eyebrows and lied. She had already finished eating the offal hotpot in the bamboo forest and was not hungry now.
"Then buy one for yourself. Come on." Zuo Linqin took out a few coins from his pocket.
"No way, you're really going to treat me, the sun is rising from the west?" Meihong caught the coin thrown by Zuo Linqin and said exaggeratedly, "Don't you always look like you're desperate for money?"
"It's not as exaggerated as you say." Zuo Linqin did not deny that he was greedy for money, but it was still uncomfortable to hear Meihong say it. "I am stingy but I only treat people differently, okay!"
"..." Zuo Linqin pursed his lips, lowered his head, and whispered, "Well, actually... I am very grateful to Meihong. You suddenly appeared and saved me when I was in danger, and you also helped me when I had no place to live... If I hadn't met you, I might have rotted alone in a corner..."
"But now I can stand here safely, eat delicious food every night, meet elders like Huiyin who take care of me... and so on."
"If I hadn't met you, Meihong, none of this would have come true." Zuo Lin laughed vigorously. "It would be even better if you could change your bad temper... Ouch! It hurts! Damn Meihong, you actually hit me!"
"Tsk, you're talking about treating a guest in such a sentimental way, I can tell there's a conspiracy!" Meihong retracted her finger, tilted her head and snorted coldly, "I, I, I won't be moved by you!"
"Tsk, you've been discovered..." Zuo Linqin put on a gloomy face, "I thought I could use this tactic to open your wallet... What a pity."
"Fuck, you really know how to ruin the atmosphere! What you said just now was so sensational, but it turns out you didn't mean it at all!"
"You were the one who ruined the atmosphere first, and I didn't lie! I am really grateful to you, isn't it!" Zuo Linqin said, making a heart-shaped gesture with his hands.
"That's how much I care about you!" Meihong, not to be outdone, gestured a bigger one than Zuo Linqin.
"I was wrong just now, it should be this big!"
"Then mine doesn't count, it's not this big!"
"Hey, sorry, it's actually a double layer and when it's expanded it's bigger than you!"
“Then mine has three layers.”
“…” The two people looked at each other awkwardly.
"What a fool." Meihong scratched the back of her head and broke the deadlock first.
"Yeah, how silly." Zuo Linqin nodded in agreement.
"..." Meihong was silent for a moment and pointed to the street next door. "Well, I'll go buy a lunch box first."
"Oh, oh... go ahead then, and be careful on the road."
"Ah."
As soon as Meihong left, Zuo Linqin squatted on the ground with his red face in his arms.
(What the hell was I talking about just now?)
……
"Silly apple."
"Stinky girl red."
"Silly apple."
"Stinky girl red."
"Eat your meal. There are so many delicious foods that can't stop you from eating."
"Come to think of it, why is it so rich? I didn't give that much money, did I? (stare)"
"..."
"Long-winded."
Chapter 31.5 Extra Bonus Card Draw
"Well done, the flowers are very satisfied." Feng Jian Youxiang checked Zuo Linqin's results yesterday, nodded, and the look she gave Zuo Linqin was much softer, at least it was no longer the look she gave as if she was looking at a piece of fertilizer.
"I thought that you, an inexperienced person, would make a lot of mistakes... Haha, not bad." Feng Jian Youxiang chuckled a few times, patted Zuo Linqin's head, and said, "Then keep working hard today, my lovely little clerk."
……
Yuuka Kazami can only be seen in the mornings every day. Every time, she chats with Zuo Linqin for a few words and then leaves with an umbrella. Zuo Linqin has become accustomed to this behavior of his store manager.
Oh, and by the way, I also got used to her bad taste of showing off her power and intimidation for no reason.
"It feels like life has entered a cycle." Zuo Linqin thought.
However, Zuo Linqin doesn't hate this kind of leisurely life. He doesn't have to rush around for a living, nor does he have to become stronger for all kinds of ridiculous reasons.
"LEVEL UP!"
"Upgraded." Zuo Linqin held the kettle, and suddenly a white light flashed on his body. He glanced at the experience bar that had been reset, and swiped his hand in the air. The system light screen appeared in Zuo Linqin's eyes.
The experience gained from watering the flowers every day is not much, but after all, I have been doing it for so many days, so it is not surprising to upgrade a level.
"It's already level five." Looking at the intelligence that was still only three points, Sarinko twitched his lips and said, "Well, I'm used to it anyway... Wait, when did an extra button appear here?"
After Zoringo reached level five, there was an extra button at the bottom of the mall, and it was very simple and easy to understand.
In an era when mobile games could not be played without spending real money, this kind of tactic was commonplace.
『Gachapon』
What single draw, what eleven consecutive draws, they are all fake! There is no SSR in this game at all!
"You're trying to trick me into spending money? Don't even think about it! Wait, why can't I control my hands?!" Attracted by a mysterious force, Zoringo pressed his hand towards the button on the gashapon in great pain.
A gashapon interface as vast as a cosmic star map popped up in front of Saringo without any delay. Saringo could no longer see anything in the outside world and was deeply attracted by the vast universe. Each planet represented the worldview of a world, and the card pool also contained unique treasures belonging to that world.
"Tamriel Skill Pool" (The Elder Scrolls)
"Faerun Classic Skill Card Pool"
『Tenno Warrior MOD Card Pool』(Warframe)
『Azeroth Skill Card Pool』(World of Warcraft)
『Valoran Skill Card Pool』(LOL)
……
Familiar names flashed before Saringo's eyes. Countless worlds! Countless skills!
“This, this is…” Sarinko felt like she had entered a forbidden world, but… it was too late, she had no way to remove her claws from this vast star map.
[Child, this is the treasure I left for you... I have spent my entire life collecting, the crystallization of all human imagination! ] A familiar yet unfamiliar voice invaded Saringo's mind with 360° surround sound, giving Saringo a great shock.
Saringo will never forget this voice... the 'God' who resurrected him and sent him back to this world!
[I have sealed them all in the world card pool, waiting for you to use your gold coins to awaken them...]
…I see, gold coins…
Gold coins? Gold coins???
"...???" Sarinko showed the classic expression of the black question mark.JPG "God, Lord God! Isn't this too superficial? Can I get these magical powers with gold coins? Don't I need to save the world every now and then?"
[That's right, just use gold coins. Whether you use the system's currency or your own world's gold coins, there's no problem. No problem! It's very simple and clear, isn't it? ]
"..."
God ignored Sarinko's speechless response and continued talking to himself.
[But if it's just like this, it would be too boring, right? So I decided that all the card pools would appear separately! Each card pool will only appear for a period of time! Hehe, with so many card pools, I wonder how long it will take to rotate them? ]
"..." Zoringo twitched his lips and silently looked at the number of gold coins displayed in the upper left corner of the star map.
It was clearly tens of thousands, but for some reason such a meager number deeply hurt Sarinko's heart... As a collector and a hamster disease patient... Sarinko felt that his days might not be good in the future.
[Well, in order to bring different fun to collectors, I will draw three skill card pool groups and permanently add them to the card drawing project, which will also make it easier for you to draw the card group you want as soon as possible. ]
[Drawing completed... Hmm, they are the Tenno Warrior MOD card pool, Dragon's Dogma skill card pool, and Eternal Land skill card pool! Wait, 300 heroes? When did I put this thing into the card pack...]
[Okay, let me tell you one last thing.]
[The world you live in has just created a very interesting game, using spell cards as dueling tools, and using some flashy moves to compete on the spiritual level. It seems to be called a barrage game, although it has not been popularized yet. I will set you a permanent task and a long-term task here. ]
[Every time you defeat an opponent in the barrage game, you can get a card pack from the current card pool for free, and get extra gold coins as a reward... Of course, there are restrictions. You can only use the skills in the current card pool as spell cards. ]
[There is another mission... Hehe, become the initiator of the mutation! Coming to such an interesting world, how can I not cause a great mutation! Even if I am caught in the end and locked in the gap 0——by the magic cannon 00——by the Yin-Yang Jade 000——]
“…” The long series of muted messages that followed had already made Sarinko dare not act rashly.
[Then take this 3000G and start your first single draw! ]
Chapter 32: Loss of Money
"Now, I hold the future in my hands." Zuo Lin held the single-draw button and looked at the gold coins that materialized behind him. Tens of thousands of gold coins piled together still had a considerable impact... Unfortunately, there was no way to exchange them as system currency.
[Well, let's start your first single draw! Since it's your first time drawing a card, it won't be strange what you draw! ]
"Yeah." Zuo Linqin nodded and resolutely pressed the single draw button. The pile of gold coins behind him suddenly became smaller.
Then the entire star map began to tremble, as if telling the audience that something epic was about to happen.
"Rare!" A deep bass voice suddenly sounded beside Zuo Linqin's ears, and with it came a blinding white light.
"This is..." When he opened his eyes, Zuo Linqin saw the purple card slowly floating in the air.
[As expected, this is my first time drawing a card, and I got a pretty good reward! 】
"《You lost because you pissed me off!》 Effect: +25% physical critical chance after performing this gesture, lasts for 35 seconds. Card type: Stance card, from: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Jotaro Kujo. 》
“…Posture?” Zuo Linqin stared at the purple card floating in the air in a daze, speechless. He felt that he had definitely been cheated.
[Ahem... After all, I collected quite a lot of things back then, so I might have accidentally put a lot of other things in there, and this posture is one of them. Weapons, armor, and sundries may also be pulled out... Ahaha. ]
"The card pool is already so full... and yet they have to stuff so many random things in it..." Zuo Linqin's eyes were dead, "Sure enough, Gachapon is a deep pit..."
[Ahem, I have finished introducing all the contents of this session. Bye~] The 'God' was 'stared' at by Zuo Linqin's eyes full of resentment. He felt very uncomfortable and coughed twice before slipping away.
"Then, I..." Zuo Linqin also returned to normal after a while, glanced at the pile of gold coins behind him, and touched his smooth chin. "The gold coin reserves are still enough... How about another shot?"
[Girl, please control your hands!]
[This game doesn't have SSR2333333333]
……
"Blood, all the money lost... As expected, drawing cards is difficult for an African like me... oooo..." Zolin was holding all kinds of blue and white cards in his arms, feeling a great shock. This card pool really has all kinds of weird things!
A white quality leather sofa, a blue quality Neptune's Jianlibao, a white quality Fengma bicycle, a blue quality Holy Lance Mass noble shape, and a blue quality Shield Cry skill card... These five card draws directly emptied Zorin Qin's small treasury, and also emptied Zorin Qin's ambition.
"It's better to buy medicine to upgrade attributes. Lottery draws are all scams!!" Although they say this... but few people can resist the temptation to give it a try.
Zuo Linqin looked at the star map and felt that it was no longer as shocking as when she first saw it. Instead, she felt that the combination of those planets looked like a mocking face of hers, "Meow Lai Lai Biu~".
……
"Recently, more and more villagers have died in mysterious circumstances, but the Autumn Harvest Festival is about to begin, and the security team can't spare more manpower..." This is Meihong who came to visit Zuo Linqin. At this moment, she was holding a cigarette, and the gloom on her face was about to drip out of water. "What a bunch of arrogant guys, damn... they actually do it again and again."
"Is there no clue at all?" Zuo Linqin frowned and asked Meihong.
"Of course there are clues. There aren't many blood-sucking monsters in Gensokyo. With this characteristic, the target has basically been locked." Meihong nodded and threw out the information she knew. "It's a group of vampires, monsters from the West. It seems that they have just entered Gensokyo recently. They don't know the rules."
"Ordinary security guards can't pose a threat to them, and they often act in groups. Since they can all fly, their individual mobility is not weak, making it difficult to target them... I'm really troubled."
"...I really want to help you." Zuo Linqin supported his head and sighed, "But with my current status, I probably can't help you much..."
"I know. Besides, I'm not telling you these things because I want you to do anything." Meihong touched Zuo Linqin's head and said, "Just stay at home with Huiyin and wait for my good news."
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