I was reincarnated in Gensokyo and aspired to become a great magician!!

"Well, although Remi fought that guy well, the effect was not that great. She is a little exhausted now. That guy is truly immortal." Patchouli sighed, "I didn't expect that immortality really exists in the world... We can't make a conclusion now, after all, we don't know what the limit of her regeneration is."

It seems that the desire to research has been aroused.

“Meihong——!”

Zuo Linqin called out to the two people fighting in the sky, but got no response. He frowned and pulled Patchouli's clothes, "No, they can't hear you."

"Take your time, it's rare to see Remi in such an embarrassed state." Patchouli didn't seem to have any intention of taking action. Instead, she felt like she wanted to laugh at Remlia.

"But I'm afraid of Meihong..." Sarinko looked at the two people fighting in the sky and said with some concern.

Overall, Meihong is the weaker party and is constantly hit by Remlia's Gungnir.

"You can't just look at the surface of things. I'm sorry to say this to Remi, but I don't think Remi can defeat your friend." Patchouli chuckled.

"The young lady's offensive has indeed suppressed the invader." Sakuya interrupted, "but she lacks the final means to defeat the invader. This advantage will be reduced by the opponent's unreasonable immortality... and she will be overturned in the end."

"That's about it." Patchouli waved her hand and said, "Well, we've seen enough of the show, so let's stop them."

"Princess Undine"

Patchouli stretched out her hand and chanted a spell. A small magic circle appeared in her palm, emitting two aqua-blue lights that locked onto the two people fighting in the air.

“Wow?!” Remlia, who was about to charge, was wrapped in the water ball that suddenly appeared and almost crashed into it. “Patch? Are you planning to kill me?”

Remlia reacted and complained in a delicate voice that vampires cannot pass through flowing water.

Of course, even if you pass through it, it won’t be as serious as death.

"Tsk, help has come, but why do you want to trap the other party as well?" Meihong frowned and asked in doubt as she looked at the shrinking water ball. Of course, it could not trap her at this level. The burning wings fluttered, and the water ball that wrapped her was directly evaporated.

"Hey! Meihong!" Sarinko shouted to Meihong in the air again, and this time the sound of fighting was not covered by it.

"Silly apple..." Meihong glanced at Remlia who was wrapped in the water ball. She had no intention of attacking again and flew straight towards Zoringo.

He folded his wings and landed next to Sarinko perfectly and handsomely. He opened his arms and hid Sarinko behind him, looking vigilantly at Patchouli and others, who he didn't know whether they were enemies or friends.

This really made Sarinko feel touched but also a little embarrassed...

"Well, Meihong...there's no need to be so nervous. It's just a misunderstanding." Sarinko coughed a few times and walked out from behind Meihong embarrassedly.

"Misunderstanding?" Meihong raised her eyebrows. "What misunderstanding? And why didn't you answer me when I called you before? You even dragged this woman away, forcing me to fight my way in here."

"Eh?" Zorinko was stunned for a moment, then reacted and said, "...My body was swapped at that time, and the guy who was dragged away was actually me..."

"…Ah?" Meihong rolled her eyes in confusion. "So what exactly is going on? I still don't understand the situation. Why did these people arrest you?"

"Let me explain it." Patchouli stepped forward and came face to face with her sister, Azusa Ringo. She also removed the magic and put down Remlia who was surrounded by bubbles.

"Because of your family's... huh?"

"...Pet." Meihong turned her head to look at Sarinko, and found that she was also looking at her, so she turned back and said expressionlessly.

"Go to hell!" The furious Sarinko wanted to hit her with his fist, but Meihong held his head tightly.

“…Pet, right? Haha.” Patchouli covered her mouth and said expressionlessly.

"You laughed just now, didn't you? You definitely laughed!"

"Ahem." Ignoring Sarinko's insignificant cry, Patchouli coughed and adjusted her mentality, and continued, "Your pet used high-powered magic to destroy the Scarlet Devil Mansion's clock tower and a series of other buildings, causing a small number of injuries, so we invited it to the Scarlet Devil Mansion to discuss compensation. It's not a kidnapping threat."

"In my opinion, there's no point in talking about reason. Just kill them." Remlia patted her pink dress with multiple burn marks on it, stepped forward and glared at Meihong and Sarinko. "I, Remlia, the noble Night King, why should I reason with two country bumpkins?"

"Who are you calling a country bumpkin!" Meihong glared back without hesitation, her body starting to catch fire again.

"Remlia, shut up." Patchouli also hit Remlia on the head with a knife. She was discussing something with someone, why are you coming here to make trouble?

"Tsk, Patchi, you are too cautious. Then you can continue to discuss with the two of them." Remlia certainly didn't care about the weak Patchouli's mild attack, but she felt a little unhappy. "Sakuya, let's go."

"Yes, young lady." Sakuya bowed slightly and followed Remlia's footsteps.

"cut."

...

"In other words, you blew up half of their house when you were testing the power of magic?" After hearing the whole story, Meihong looked Sarinko up and down as if she had met her for the first time.

"What, what are you doing? Why are you looking at me so weirdly!" Sarinko felt uncomfortable being stared at and said with a slightly red face.

"No way." Meihong put away her scrutinizing eyes, gently stroked her smooth chin, and said to herself, "I was wondering if you two were teaming up to fool me. This guy's magic couldn't even destroy Mao Yu, and now you tell me that his mediocre magic actually blew up this mansion?"

"How dare you look down on me, you stinky turkey!" Zuo Lingqin's heart was burning with anger, and he bit Meihong's hand, and a feeling of resentment floated out of his body.

"Hey, let go. We're outside now, can you please stop being so embarrassing?" Meihong shook her hands and looked at Sarinko with disgust.

"Damn it, since you don't believe me, I'll show you!" Sarinko relented, took a deep breath, and assumed the posture of controlling the power of the king. "Open your eyes and watch carefully! This is the true form of the pitch-black evil ring!"

Afterwards, Sarinko's face turned red, and there was no reaction from his hands. The originally handsome action now seemed simply funny.

"Oh my." Meihong looked at Sarinko's actions jokingly, "Our Lord of the Dark Evil, the Magic Ring, is going to perform magic, so why don't you use some magic to tear me into pieces?"

"What a rubbish skill! My mana bar is full! The skill level is too low, and I can only use it once a day?!" Zoringo gritted his teeth and looked at the light screen that only he could see. "Use it for me!!"

Then he rubbed out a sun spear and glared at Meihong.

"... Friendly forces, stop." Meihong looked at the angry and embarrassed Sarinko with an expressionless face.

Meihong, who had been hit once, didn't want to be hit again. The flesh where the sun spear pierced was burnt.

"There are no magical fluctuations, but it feels similar to the power of the sun." Patchouli was quite curious about the Sun Spear in Sarinko's hand, but the overflowing golden energy prevented Patchouli from getting close to it casually.

Come to think of it...isn't this a super restraint on Remi!

The vampire was hit by a sun spear, and it was GG no matter how you thought about it.

Unexpectedly, this middle school girl who was always submissive in front of Remi actually had the ability to directly confront Remi. This made Patchouli sigh that Gensokyo was really a magical place.

Chapter 68: The Choice Between Self-Esteem and Money

"So, you went from being a poor guy to a poor guy with tens of millions in debt, right?" Meihong rubbed her aching eyebrows and complained weakly.

"As a matter of fact, that's indeed the case!~☆" Sarinko gave a thumbs up and winked at Meihong playfully.

"You're talking about your sister!" Meihong's forehead was clenched with a cross. She gritted her teeth and pulled Zoringo's cheek. "You idiot wizard! Look at what you have done!"

"Oh, hey, let me go!" Zuo Lingko's face kept becoming round and square under Meihong's hands, and it was very elastic.

"Really... I didn't mean to be like this..."

After Meihong let go, a light red mark was left behind, causing Sarinko's cheeks to swell slightly and she rubbed them uncomfortably.

Taking a deep breath, Sarinko used his body's flexibility to strike a pose that ordinary people couldn't!

"If you ask me, all of this... is fate's choice!"

"Don't blame everything on fate!" Meihong held her forehead with her hand as she felt a headache. Sometimes she really wanted to pry open the head of this guy in front of her to see if he had replaced his brain with applesauce. "Can't you just let me worry less? I really don't want to care about you anymore."

"No, maybe this is really fate." At this moment, Remi's voice came over, holding a red ball that kept spinning and circling in her hand. "Fate deflected your magic and blew up the Scarlet Devil Mansion... and thus intersected with the Scarlet Devil Mansion."

"Remi?" Patchouli frowned as she looked at Remi walking slowly towards her. "Are you spying on fate again?"

"Hmph, I just took a quick look." Remlia replied, then looked at Sarinko. "It's a little ridiculous that a pet like you would have an indelible bond with the Scarlet Devil Mansion."

"You, you, you, who are you calling a house pet, you arrogant vampire!" Zoringo glared at Remlia and gritted his teeth.

"Whoever answers first will tell the truth, you little idiot." Remlia waved her hand, looking like she wasn't going to bother with you.

"You...you...don't think I won't beat you up just because you're my creditor!" Sarinko was so angry that he jumped up and down. "Meihong, come on! Beat her to death!"

"Ah." Meihong rolled her eyes and punched Sarinko on the head.

“Ugh—!”

"Come on, what do you mean by an indelible bond with the Scarlet Devil Mansion?" Meihong crossed her arms and said lazily, "I don't think this crazy guy has done anything meaningful."

"I don't think so either, but it's true, fate has told me so." Remlia had an evil smile on her face, like a charlatan. "But that kind of thing is too far away, and I don't know when it will happen. Let it go for now... Pachi, have you discussed the compensation?"

"Hey, didn't you say that I would establish an indelible bond with you? Then we should be partners, friends, right? Do I have to repay a debt..." Sarinko said in despair.

“Ah, my, sisters have to settle accounts clearly, don’t think you can get away with it.” Remlia sneered, “Although the Scarlet Devil Mansion is big and powerful and doesn’t need your little money, there is no need to exempt you!”

“Oh… But I think with your talent, you will never be able to repay your kindness until you die, so…” Remlia added, as if she remembered something.

“…So?” Sarinko, with a dead look in his eyes, pricked up his ears.

"If you're willing to kneel down and lick my feet like a puppy..." Remlia took off her round-toed leather shoes, revealing her little feet wrapped in black stockings. The little wings behind her flapped, floating in the air, and pointed her cute and delicate feet at Sarinko. "It's okay to give you half the price~☆"

Those chubby little feet make one want to take a bite. If a normal man sees them, he might develop some strange hobbies.

"You, you you you you are kidding!" Sarinko was undoubtedly furious. With that look, it would not be surprising even if he rushed up and died together with Remlia in the next second.

"Oh, I'm not kidding." Remlia waved her hands helplessly. "After all, isn't someone just like a puppy waiting for the owner's love? Now I'll give you a chance."

"Just one lick can reduce the debt of 5 million~ It's a very cost-effective price, isn't it? All you have to do is give up your insignificant self-esteem." Remlia showed a cute smile that could drive lolicon crazy. Her soft voice sounded like the temptation of a devil to Sarinko's ears at this moment.

"No more waiting~"

"Gu..." Sarinko was already stuck in a dilemma.

Reason told her that if she gave up her self-esteem, she could pay back five million less, which was very cost-effective!

But Sentiment believes that the dignity of the Dark Evil Ring cannot be insulted, so he quickly punches Remlia!

"You're actually thinking seriously." Patchouli complained speechlessly.

"Ah... you are actually thinking seriously..." Meihong covered her face. She really didn't want to admit that she knew this idiot.

“Uooaaaah…!” At this moment, Saringo’s three views were severely impacted, and a sound like a broken string was heard.

In other words, my brain is frozen.

“Oh, you can’t even do this?” Remlia poked Zoringo’s cheek and pouted, “You’re such a pet that you can’t even play with me… Patch, why are you so far away from me?”

"…Your behavior makes me feel that you are hopeless." Patchouli said with dead eyes, "Pervert."

“Eh…?” Remlia was petrified.

"Well, don't worry. The road will be straightened out when the bridge comes." Meihong couldn't bear to see it, so she stepped forward and patted Sarinko's shoulder to make him come back to his senses. "Didn't I destroy a lot of things? I also have a share of this debt. Let's pay it off together. There's no need to think about those things that betray your heart... We can always pay it off."

"Mei, Meihong..." Looking back blankly, Sarinko felt as if something was about to sneak out from the corner of his eyes.

Taking a deep breath, Sarinko wiped his face and got up from the ground.

At this moment, she was full of determination!

"You're right!" Zoringo pursed her lips and walked towards Remlia with difficulty.

"But I can't let you always pay for my actions. You've taken care of me enough... This time it's my turn..."

"It's okay, Sarinko, it's really okay." Meihong looked dead and waved her hand at Sarinko, "You've caused enough trouble anyway, you don't need this one time, okay?"

"At least this time..."

"…?" Remlia, who had recovered from Patchouli's verbal attack, looked at Sarinko who looked a little strange in front of her and twitched her lips. "What do you want to do?"

Who is this tearful expression showing to?

"It's just... it's just a stinky foot! Let's go for it!"

“Bah! It doesn’t stink, I wash it every day!” Remlia retorted at first, and then she was so embarrassed by Zoringo’s actions that her face began to steam. “Hey, hey, hey, I’m really just kidding, put my foot down!”

"Damn, how can you be so strong? Pachi, help me!"

Well, it seems that this guy has the will but not the courage. He will be confused once the real thing starts.

“Ah, ah…” The two people, who were like the child’s parents, looked at each other and shook their heads helplessly.

……

In the end, she was stopped by Patchouli and Meihong.

Offensive.

Chapter 69: Discussion of Pranks before Dinner

"So... why did we keep them both for dinner?" Remlia propped up her head and looked at Patchouli with lifeless eyes, full of resentment. "Especially that sick guy. I don't want to see her for even a second now."

"It can't be helped. You've gone too far." Patchouli took a sip of her tea and was not shaken by Remlia's words. "Besides, alchemy hasn't been fully taught to that girl yet."